I'm thinking of starting a motorcycle gang. *GANG COLORS FINALIZED*

[veritableqndry]

I need some suggestions. We'll need a logo, a weapon of choice, and, most importantly, a name.

We might also need a uniform or some sort of standard outfit.

And if there's anything I'm missing, please let me know. We are looking at a timeframe of about 3-5 months here, so I have time to get the patches sewn up and all.

TIA.

[Ram|bunc|tious]

ibtp.

[Kramer!]

Is Roethlisberger going to be a member?

[veritableqndry]

Is Roethlisberger going to be a member?

Good question. We will also need membership requirements. Keep the suggestions coming, folks!

[burninator]

You need a uniform kind of like the one Angus Young always used to wear.

[Dark_Saber]

You should use a fish as your weapon

[dalokgawd]

Might I suggest the Hell's Satans (http://www2.itec.suny.edu/~bordelcl/gallery2/d/5654-2/babf05_11_real_hells_satans.jpg)?

You should use a fish as your weapon
Hey! That's my gimmick pal. And I bet you know what will happen to anyone who tries to steal it. :nod:

[OnePenny]

ibtp.

[Atalanta]

And if there's anything I'm missing, please let me know.

Signed organ donor cards would be a nice touch.

[veritableqndry]

ibtp.

Wot makes everyone think there's going to be a poll? Don't fark with me, I'm going to be the leader of a motorcycle gang soon. Me and Tiny will come fark you up.

[Mrs. Appleyum]

How about calling yourselves Loose Gravel?

[serra]

I need some suggestions. We'll need a logo, a weapon of choice, and, most importantly, a name.



call it "Popcorn Patrol"

logo: :popcorn:

weapon and trademark: being able to spit the unpopped kernals pretty far and hurting someone with it.

[burninator]

Your trademark should be something really scary...like a monkey with a knife that you carry around with you, and if anybody get's in your way, you throw the monkey at them, but monkeys aren't very good with knives, but your enemy doesn't know that, so while he's watching to see what happens with the knife, you could just drive away laughing...cause they never saw that coming.

[veritableqndry]

Your trademark should be something really scary...like a monkey with a knife that you carry around with you, and if anybody get's in your way, you throw the monkey at them, but monkeys aren't very good with knives, but your enemy doesn't know that, so while he's watching to see what happens with the knife, you could just drive away laughing...cause they never saw that coming.

I'd have to buy monkeys by the gross. Not to mention the knives. This brings up another question: how will my gang generate revenue?

There's a lot more to running a motorcycle gang than just growing a moustache and learning to spit.

[burninator]

Nah, you'd really only need one monkey. He'll catch up with you when you stop at a run down pool hall down the road. Monkeys can run pretty fast in a pinch.

[mmathis]

Don't you need a motorcycle too?? :rolleyes:

[veritableqndry]

Nah, you'd really only need one monkey. He'll catch up with you when you stop at a run down pool hall down the road. Monkeys can run pretty fast in a pinch.

I don't think we can assume the monkey will always win the knife fights. And yo didn't address my other question at all.

Don't you need a motorcycle too?? :rolleyes:

D'oh! By God sir, I believe you are correct!

[mmathis]

I don't think we can assume the monkey will always win the knife fights.

You just need to get a good knife-fighting monkey, that's all :)

[veritableqndry]

You just need to get a good knife-fighting monkey, that's all :)

Link?

[burninator]

There's a lot more to running a motorcycle gang than just growing a moustache and learning to spit.
I just assumed you would make money by getting into bar fights. That's gotta pay pretty well, right?

[rayzac]

Homer: The first meeting of Hell's Satans is called to order.
Ned: I move we reconsider our club name. Make it something a little less blasphemous. After all, we don't want to go to Hell.
Lenny: How about the Devil's Pals?
Ned: No.
Moe: The Christ Punchers.
Ned: The Christ ... I, I don't think you understand my objection

[veritableqndry]

I just assumed you would make money by getting into bar fights. That's gotta pay pretty well, right?

I thought I would also offer tatooing on the side. But yeah, bar fights and selling stolen condoms were pretty much my main ideas for making money.

[SuperNinja]

Don't you need a motorcycle too?? :rolleyes:
No, all they need are these:

http://www.dickssportinggoods.com/sm-west-coast-choppers-jessie-james-signature-chopper-bike--pi-1907222.html

[serra]

okay, so you were serious :amazed:

[burninator]

Don't you need a motorcycle too?? :rolleyes:
I'm sure they can just steal some really cool bikes once they get the gang up and running.

[mmathis]

No, all they need are these:

http://www.dickssportinggoods.com/sm-west-coast-choppers-jessie-james-signature-chopper-bike--pi-1907222.html

:laugh:

Link?

Or you could just get your monkey some armor, so he would be more likely to survive the fight....

[veritableqndry]

okay, so you were serious :amazed:

Of course I'm serious! Why would I come into the Lounge and post a whole thread about starting a motorcycle gang if I wasn't serious about starting a motorcycle gang? You think I'm farking around, here?

Gawd.

Or you could just get your monkey some armor, so he would be more likely to survive the fight....

So far I've got to hire a monkey, teach him to knife fight, make sure he can catch up to me after I throw him at my enemies, and now I have to find somebody to build him some custom armor?

I'm starting to think this whole "monkey-as-a-weapon" thing isn't going to work out.

[ldytigress495]

hm... i was thinking of starting a gang. we'd all wear different colors like the power rangers! go go power rangers:lol:

[serra]

Of course I'm serious! Why would I come into the Lounge and post a whole thread about starting a motorcycle gang if I wasn't serious about starting a motorcycle gang? You think I'm farking around, here?

Gawd.

go ahead and whip me with a wet noodle. :P

[veritableqndry]

hm... i was thinking of starting a gang. we'd all wear different colors like the power rangers! go go power rangers:lol:

Don't steal my idea! Nerd!

go ahead and whip me with a wet noodle. :P

You can go start your own fetish thread any time you want. This thread is for talking about wot to call my motorcycle gang.

[ldytigress495]

Don't steal my idea! Nerd!
what?! you got a problem mister? i'll bust your knee caps with my lazer guns..

[burninator]

So far I've got to hire a monkey, teach him to knife fight, make sure he can catch up to me after I throw him at my enemies, and now I have to find somebody to build him some custom armor?

I'm starting to think this whole "monkey-as-a-weapon" thing isn't going to work out.
Starting and operating a motorcycle gang is hard work. When a guy starts talking about how difficult it will be to get a good, fast, knife-wielding monkey, it makes me question his commitment.

[serra]

no one ever replies in my thread unless it was jacked from the get-go

[veritableqndry]

what?! you got a problem mister? i'll bust your knee caps with my lazer guns..

Listen. We can't have a gang war before I start my gang. So if you really want to be helpful, give me some ideas for wot to name my crew and wot sort of logo to use. Then, once I've got it running efficiently, I'll be happy to meet you down by the docks for a good old-fashioned tear 'em up any old time.

[SuperNinja]

Don't steal my idea! Nerd!
She's a geek, not a nerd. :shake:

[veritableqndry]

Starting and operating a motorcycle gang is hard work. When a guy starts talking about how difficult it will be to get a good, fast, knife-wielding monkey, it makes me question his commitment.

Have you tried to hire a monkey lately? You do know the federal government stopped processing new security clearances, right? Man, finding a monkey that knows how to handle a knife is harder than finding a redheaded virgin under 18 in Kentucky.

I won't even get into all the crap about the United Knife Weilding Monkeys of America (UKWMA). They want me to cover their union dues, fer Chrissakes!

[ahnil8er]

make sure u get bikereric in ur gang

[burninator]

Have you tried to hire a monkey lately? You do know the federal government stopped processing new security clearances, right? Man, finding a monkey that knows how to handle a knife is harder than finding a redheaded virgin under 18 in Kentucky.

I won't even get into all the crap about the United Knife Weilding Monkeys of America (UKWMA). They want me to cover their union dues, fer Chrissakes!
What kind of motorcycle gang leader goes on about federal regulations and unions? Sounds like you're going soft on me, man.

[veritableqndry]

What kind of motorcycle gang leader goes on about federal regulations and unions? Sounds like you're going soft on me, man.

:sadwalk: you're right. Fark the police! I'll steal the very next monkey I see. Nevermind if he wants 6 bananas a day and 14 20-minute breaks. That farker is going to learn to knife fight or else!

Thanks for getting me back on track.

[Autumn]

Wot makes everyone think there's going to be a poll? Don't fark with me, I'm going to be the leader of a motorcycle gang soon. Me and Tiny will come fark you up.

You're starting this whole motorcycle gang just so you and tiny can come fark me up, aren't you? Admit it.

Oh..and have motorcycles like Barney Fife. You'd be really cool. Really cool.

. Nevermind if he wants 6 bananas a day and 14 20-minute breaks.

.

Just don't try to steal my bananas. Or I'll have to start my own gang.

[veritableqndry]

You're starting this whole motorcycle gang just so you and tiny can come fark me up, aren't you? Admit it.

As much as you hate me, no, I'm not starting the gang as an attempt to take you out. I'm doing it because I need some direction in my life. And also I need an excuse to buy a monkey. And some knives.

[Autumn]

As much as you hate me, no, I'm not starting the gang as an attempt to take you out. I'm doing it because I need some direction in my life. And also I need an excuse to buy a monkey. And some knives.

Well...ok...if that's the case..

I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who has some monkeys. I'll put in a good word for ya.

[Geeke19]

hm... i was thinking of starting a gang. we'd all wear different colors like the power rangers! go go power rangers:lol:


http://www.classictvhits.com/shows/1169.jpg

[SuperNinja]

http://www.classictvhits.com/shows/1169.jpg
Power Rangers SUCK! (except for the original Japanese version from like 30 years ago)

[Geeke19]

Power Rangers SUCK! (except for the original Japanese version from like 30 years ago)


never seen it.


I beat the video game for sega in 13 mins it was so easy.

[ldytigress495]

She's a geek, not a nerd. :shake:
i ain't no geek! wanna fight?!http://forums.slickdeals.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=14657&stc=1&d=1150150453

[serra]

Power Rangers SUCK! (except for the original Japanese version from like 30 years ago)

:iagree:

[Autumn]

Rob...what does Shark Fence mean?

[veritableqndry]

Rob...what does Shark Fence mean?

http://forums.slickdeals.net/showpost.php?p=2994633&postcount=4

[burninator]

:sadwalk: you're right. Fark the police! I'll steal the very next monkey I see. Nevermind if he wants 6 bananas a day and 14 20-minute breaks. That farker is going to learn to knife fight or else!

Thanks for getting me back on track.
I had to do it. I care about this gang, and I want to make sure it gets off to a good start.

[Autumn]

I had to do it. I care about this gang, and I want to make sure it gets off to a good start.

You're a good guy Burn. Even if your avatar freaks me out :nod:

[veritableqndry]

I had to do it. I care about this gang, and I want to make sure it gets off to a good start.

I really appreciate that, bro. I do. Once we get it up and running maybe you can be in charge of our GA chapter?

[burninator]

You're a good guy Burn. Even if your avatar freaks me out :nod:
I just hate to see a motorcycle gang cut down before it's even had a chance to get going.

That's among the least scary avatars I've had.

[burninator]

I really appreciate that, bro. I do. Once we get it up and running maybe you can be in charge of our GA chapter?
Whoa, that's a lot to think about. I haven't been in a bar fight in years, and smoke irritates my sinuses, but I'll do my best.

[veritableqndry]

Whoa, that's a lot to think about. I haven't been in a bar fight in years, and smoke irritates my sinuses, but I'll do my best.

But you know so many Lithuanian insults. And you have a knack for organization, as well as for keeping people on task. I think you would make an excellent motorcycle gang leader. After me, of course.

[Autumn]

I just hate to see a motorcycle gang cut down before it's even had a chance to get going.

That's among the least scary avatars I've had.

Yeah..nothin' worse than a motorcycle gang never reach it's potential.

What other avatars have you had?

[Autumn]

But you know so many Lithuanian insults. And you have a knack for organization, as well as for keeping people on task. I think you would make an excellent motorcycle gang leader. After me, of course.

Hey..I know Lith Insults! Tripizdabledstvajaxhuinia!
I wanna be part of the gang :sadwalk:

[veritableqndry]

Hey..I know Lith Insults! Tripizdabledstvajaxhuinia!
I wanna be part of the gang :sadwalk:

We don't need any wusses in our gang. K thanks.

[Autumn]

We don't need any wusses in our gang. K thanks.

I'm not a wuss :sadwalk:

I'll kick your butt any day and still have you begging for more.

[veritableqndry]

I'm not a wuss :sadwalk:

I'll kick your butt any day and still have you begging for more.

Zertva. Kad tave velniai nujotu!

And yes you are a wuss, you admitted it yourself. Wuss.

[BikerEric]

:popcorn:

[finzz2dlft]

I can kick ass with the best of them. Let me in your damn gang :whip: **was that tough enough?**

[Lpham3]

how slickriders ahaha

[veritableqndry]

I can kick ass with the best of them. Let me in your damn gang :whip: **was that tough enough?**

I've heard women aren't very good (http://forums.slickdeals.net/showthread.php?sduid=56742&t=266171) at hand to hand combat. Wot else can you offer the gang? Can you sew?

[Autumn]

Zertva. Kad tave velniai nujotu!

And yes you are a wuss, you admitted it yourself. Wuss.

Prakeikimas! Velnio Ishpera Velniai griebtu!.

I'm not a wuss anymore. I posted my opinion. So :harhar:

[finzz2dlft]

I've heard women aren't very good (http://forums.slickdeals.net/showthread.php?sduid=56742&t=266171) at hand to hand combat. Wot else can you offer the gang? Can you sew?


Fark that, it came from the podium :mad: I can't sew, but I can drink :nod:

[Autumn]

Fark that, it came from the podium :mad: I can't sew, but I can drink :nod:

What goes n in the Podium, stays in the Podium :nod:

[veritableqndry]

Prakeikimas! Velnio Ishpera Velniai griebtu!.

I'm not a wuss anymore. I posted my opinion. So :harhar:

Gyvate. You're going to have to do something to prove that you're bad enough to get into my motorcycle gang.

Fark that, it came from the podium :mad: I can't sew, but I can drink :nod:

You and Autumn can think of some caper to pull off together. Being able to drink isn't enough to get into my motorcycle gang.

[finzz2dlft]

How about if I provide oral treats and sammichs?!

[Autumn]

Gyvate. You're going to have to do something to prove that you're bad enough to get into my motorcycle gang.


Rupuzhe! I've already handed your ass to you on a plate many times...what more proof do you need?

[veritableqndry]

How about if I provide oral treats and sammichs?!

I thought you were a badass. We need a chick who knows how to throw a monkey. If my gang wants a sammich, we'll just take one.

[Autumn]

How about if I provide oral treats and sammichs?!

Then RLy will ask you to join his gang :lol:

[finzz2dlft]

I thought you were a badass. We need a chick who knows how to throw a monkey. If my gang wants a sammich, we'll just take one.


Throw a monkey? How about if I just swallow your banana? :evil:

[veritableqndry]

Rupuzhe! I've already handed your ass to you on a plate many times...what more proof do you need?

Steal me 4 monkeys and teach them to knife fight. Then we'll talk.

[finzz2dlft]

Then RLy will ask you to join his gang :lol:

I need to join some gang. If I can't get into this one, I'm a shoo-in for Rl's! :lol:

[veritableqndry]

Throw a monkey? How about if I just swallow your banana? :evil:

:sadwalk: You didn't read the whole thread, did you?




I STILL NEED SUGGESTIONS FOR A GANG NAME, PEOPLE!

[finzz2dlft]

:sadwalk: You didn't read the whole thread, did you?




I STILL NEED SUGGESTIONS FOR A GANG NAME, PEOPLE!

This gang sucks :mad: You are begining to piss me off. I will take your moneky and swing it from a tree.

[Autumn]

Steal me 4 monkeys and teach them to knife fight. Then we'll talk.

I already have 7 in my basement who are trained in knife fights. What girl doesn't? :confused:

[veritableqndry]

This gang sucks :mad: You are begining to piss me off. I will take your moneky and swing it from a tree.

Go make your own gang and take a number. LadyTigress also wants to fight with my motorcycle gang. You and your oral treats and sammiches will have to get in line.

I already have 7 in my basement who are trained in knife fights. What girl doesn't? :confused:

Ok, when you rank to gangster I will send you an invite. You have a motorcycle, too, right?

[Autumn]

Ok, when you rank to gangster I will send you an invite. You have a motorcycle, too, right?

I'm already a Wiseguy. And do you even have to ask? Course I have a motorcycle :rolleyes:

[burninator]

How about Monkey Throwers?

[veritableqndry]

I'm already a Wiseguy. And do you even have to ask? Course I have a motorcycle :rolleyes:

You're in. Watch out for that fnzz person. She's looking for trouble.

Want to be the treasurer?

How about Monkey Throwers?

That doesn't sound very badass to me. It hardly inspires any terror at all.

[burninator]

That doesn't sound very badass to me. It hardly inspires any terror at all.
How about Undead Monkey Throwers?

[Schooby]

The oil slickdealers

Use oil guns as weapons, your enemies would spin out when trying to follow you and if they were close in person you squirt them in the eyes.
:nod:

[veritableqndry]

How about Undead Monkey Throwers?

Don't you think the monkey attack should be a surprise? How surprised will rival gangs be if we announce that we're Monkey Throwers (even Undead ones) right off the bat?

Sorry, man, but I think you're fixated on the whole monkey-throwing bit. That's a good suggestion for the weapon but we need something else for the name.

And a logo.

The oil slickdealers

Use oil guns as weapons, your enemies would spin out when trying to follow you and if they were close in person you squirt them in the eyes.
:nod:

With crude at $72/barrel? We might as well hurl bars of gold and really sharp diamonds at them.

[burninator]

Don't you think the monkey attack should be a surprise? How surprised will rival gangs be if we announce that we're Monkey Throwers (even Undead ones) right off the bat?
Yeah, I guess that does spoil the element of surprise a bit, doesn't it?

[ldytigress495]

comando bandits

[burninator]

Horsefeathers

[MrSandman]

S.D.M.F

slick dealing mother farkers

[veritableqndry]

Wot do you guys think of "Alcatraz Triathlon?" While the rivals are figuring out wot it means we'd already have hurled the first wave of monkeys.

[ldytigress495]

Wot do you guys think of "Alcatraz Triathlon?" While the rivals are figuring out wot it means we'd already have hurled the first wave of monkeys.
hurling monkeys hurling their own poo

[Schooby]

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/1577/aaa9lw.png

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/2110/aa5gk.jpg

[burninator]

Wot do you guys think of "Alcatraz Triathlon?" While the rivals are figuring out wot it means we'd already have hurled the first wave of monkeys.
I think it could work. We'll need a kickass logo.

[Schooby]

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/9544/aab6za.jpg

[caffeinetrip]

How about calling your gang, Loud, annoying, tailpipes that don't sound fast or mean, or powerful, just very very loud in a Honda Civic type of way.

[Schooby]

Here's your logo

A Monkey Knife Fight
http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/1410/aaaa5lu.jpg

[burninator]

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/9544/aab6za.jpg
I don't hate that one. :rolleyes:

[veritableqndry]

Here's you're logo

A Monkey Knife Fight
http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/1410/aaaa5lu.jpg

Again, thanks for the suggestions, but we want to keep the monkey attack a secret until we actually hurl the monkeys at our enemies.

[burninator]

Again, thanks for the suggestions, but we want to keep the monkey attack a secret until we actually hurl the monkeys at our enemies.
Oh, yeah, I forgot about that detail.

[Schooby]

Again, thanks for the suggestions, but we want to keep the monkey attack a secret until we actually hurl the monkeys at our enemies.
Fine, be that way.

[veritableqndry]

Oh, yeah, I forgot about that detail.

Maybe I made a mistake in offering to let you lead the Atlanta chapter of the Alcatraz Triathlon...

[burninator]

Again, thanks for the suggestions, but we want to keep the monkey attack a secret until we actually hurl the monkeys at our enemies.
I still think we'd be better off with just one really good monkey in each chapter.

Maybe I made a mistake in offering to let you lead the Atlanta chapter of the Alcatraz Triathlon...
Atlanta is a long way from me. Can we have a Southeast Georgia chapter?

[veritableqndry]

Fine, be that way.

Well? Throwing the monkeys is supposed to be our secret weapon. It's not going to be very shocking if our arm badges have a flying monkey with a knife on them, is it? Everybody's going to know right away that we're going to throw a monkey at them, and take measures to thwart us. Hurling monkeys isn't such a great tactic if the enemy is prepared for it.

I still think we'd be better off with just one really good monkey in each chapter.


Atlanta is a long way from me. Can we have a Southeast Georgia chapter?

Autumn is working on training the monkeys. I wonder if they can be taught to use two knives at the same time?

If you aren't willing to travel wot's your business getting involved with a motorcycle gang?

[Schooby]

The logo would scare them enough that they'd surrender without out wearing out your monkeys, I know that monkeys need a recuperation period between battles. And the enemies would just throw their money at you when they ran. But I'm outta here since I have no useful help. Thanks for serving me

[Autumn]

You're in. Watch out for that fnzz person. She's looking for trouble.

Want to be the treasurer?





Course I wanna be treasurer. I used to hand out millions of dollars in my old gang. You know what I'm talkin' about.

[veritableqndry]

The logo would scare them enough that they'd surrender without out wearing out your monkeys, I know that monkeys need a recuperation period between battles. And the enemies would just throw their money at you when they ran. But I'm outta here since I have no useful help. Thanks for serving me

Aww :hug: I wasn't trying to run you off. Come back--we still need some ideas for generating lots of money so we don't have to work! I'm sorry :sadwalk:

Maybe if we could think of a badder name than "Alcatraz Triathlon" it would scare off rival gangs so we wouldn't have to fight as often. How long do monkeys have to rest between fights? I wasn't aware of this feature.

[Autumn]

Autumn is working on training the monkeys. I wonder if they can be taught to use two knives at the same time?

If you aren't willing to travel wot's your business getting involved with a motorcycle gang?

Better watch it VQ...you've gotta stop pissing everyone off or else it'll just be you and me in the gang. And Lord knows that'd never work. We'd just end up letting our monkeys fight each other to the death.

[veritableqndry]

Course I wanna be treasurer. I used to hand out millions of dollars in my old gang. You know what I'm talkin' about.

Ok, so far we have $6.83 in the kitty. Your first assignment is to invest this money and make it start working for us.

[SuperNinja]

Here's you're logo

A Monkey Knife Fight
http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/1410/aaaa5lu.jpg
your.

[Autumn]

Maybe if we could think of a badder name than "Alcatraz Triathlon" it would scare off rival gangs so we wouldn't have to fight as often. How long do monkeys have to rest between fights? I wasn't aware of this feature.

Well trained monkeys don't need rest. Mine don't. They can go at it 24/7. They also fight.

[veritableqndry]

Better watch it VQ...you've gotta stop pissing everyone off or else it'll just be you and me in the gang. And Lord knows that'd never work. We'd just end up letting our monkeys fight each other to the death.

Hey! Whose gang is this? Is it yours? No? I didn't think so. It's MY gang and I'll tell people wotever the heck I feel like telling them.

[Autumn]

Ok, so far we have $6.83 in the kitty. Your first assignment is to invest this money and make it start working for us.

6.83? Gotcha. Every gang always needs a badass investor :nod:

[Schooby]

your.
yep, another mistake for the day ;)

[Autumn]

Hey! Whose gang is this? Is it yours? No? I didn't think so. It's MY gang and I'll tell people wotever the heck I feel like telling them.

Fine. I'm just sayin'...you don't want it to be just you and I in this gang. At least I don't.

[veritableqndry]

yep, another mistake for the day ;)

It's okay. After we take down LdyTigress and fnzz we'll go after the grammar police.

Fine. I'm just sayin'...you don't want it to be just you and I in this gang. At least I don't.

You and me.

When can I expect the investment prospectus?

[BikerEric]

L D D B S B B T

Low Down
Dirt Ball
Scum Bag
Biker Trash

Fark that, it came from the podium I can't sew, but I can drink
House-Mouse cook,, clean, polish chrome, fark, and of course look and be sexy!!!!

I'm already a Wiseguy. And do you even have to ask? Course I have a motorcycle

ride babee ride!

We wanna be free! We wanna be free to do what we wanna do. We wanna be free to ride. We wanna be free to ride our machines without being hassled by The Man! ... And we wanna get loaded. And we wanna have a good time. And that's what we are gonna do. We are gonna have a good time... We are gonna have a party.

[Pig]

http://a581.g.akamai.net/7/581/175/2006030212/cache4.jcpenney.com/images/regular/0900631b80d161a1R.jpg

[veritableqndry]

http://a581.g.akamai.net/7/581/175/2006030212/cache4.jcpenney.com/images/regular/0900631b80d161a1R.jpg

Is that a logo suggestion or an application for membership?

[SuperNinja]

i ain't no geek! wanna fight?!http://forums.slickdeals.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=14657&stc=1&d=1150150453
A violent geek!

:hide:

[P1t0]

Gang names:

The Riding Horde
The Reapers
Two Wheeled Apes
Dirty Street Apes
Vengeance Riders
Apocalypse Horde
Riders From The Grave
Death Chasers
R.I.P.
Fear No Evil

Logo:
http://death.monstrous.com/monstrous_death_2.jpghttp://www.mccallpumpkinpatch.com/images/Tombstone.gifhttp://www.mikenjudy.net/jared-reaper.jpghttp://arania.kamiki.net/Original%20Art/Evil%20Monkey%20Custom%20copy.jpg

:idontknow

[clownshoe]

You aren't real good with your planning are you?

[Dr.Murdoc]

I was going to start a moped gang called the hells satans

[veritableqndry]

You aren't real good with your planning are you?

I like to just sort of jump in feet-first and handle things as they arise.

[Autumn]

It's okay. After we take down LdyTigress and fnzz we'll go after the grammar police.



You and me.

When can I expect the investment prospectus?

Well evidently you are part of the grammar police. Does that mean you'll go after yourself?

Be nice to me buddy..I hold all the money in this gang.

You aren't real good with your planning are you?

He's gotta have something to do when I'm not around to hate him :nod:

[HUGE_M00bs]

Well evidently you are part of the grammar police. Does that mean you'll go after yourself?

Be nice to me buddy..I hold all the money in this gang.
What can I hold? :woot2:

[veritableqndry]

Well evidently you are part of the grammar police. Does that mean you'll go after yourself?

Be nice to me buddy..I hold all the money in this gang.
I'm still waiting for that prospectus. I'm expecting to have at least $15 by Thursday.

[Autumn]

I'm still waiting for that prospectus. I'm expecting to have at least $15 by Thursday.

Only 15 bucks? You know me better than that, Robert. I should have at least 32 by Thursday.

[HUGE_M00bs]

Only 15 bucks? You know me better than that, Robert. I should have at least 32 by Thursday.
Fine, screw this. I'm starting up my own gang. A gang of doctors. :evil:

[Autumn]

What can I hold? :woot2:

What do ya Want to hold? :sly:

[veritableqndry]

Only 15 bucks? You know me better than that, Robert. I should have at least 32 by Thursday.

In that case, by next week we'll be rich!

[Autumn]

Fine, screw this. I'm starting up my own gang. A gang of doctors. :evil:

Awwww...and here I was gonna let you touch my boobies if you were in this gang :sadwalk:

[veritableqndry]

Fine, screw this. I'm starting up my own gang. A gang of doctors. :evil:

Ooooh, I'm scared. Wot're you gonna do, drive-by inoculations?

[Autumn]

In that case, by next week we'll be rich!

Most definitely. I mean...if we keep going this way...we should have about 96 bucks by Sunday. That should be enough for something badass..

[veritableqndry]

Most definitely. I mean...if we keep going this way...we should have about 96 bucks by Sunday. That should be enough for something badass..

The monkeys are going to need knives and we're also going to need to have the patches sewn up. And we still need a logo. And a motto.

I'm thinking that every member of the gang should be responsible for their own fuel, though, considering how much gas costs these days.

[Autumn]

The monkeys are going to need knives and we're also going to need to have the patches sewn up. And we still need a logo. And a motto.

I'm thinking that every member of the gang should be responsible for their own fuel, though, considering how much gas costs these days.

Well the seven monkeys in my basement are already trained in knife throwing..therefore they already have their own arsonal. Any additional monkeys/knives shouldn't cost too much. Like I said..I know a guy who knows a guy who....well..you get the point.

Maybe you should pick someone to be in charge of Logo and motto creating.

[veritableqndry]

Well the seven monkeys in my basement are already trained in knife throwing..therefore they already have their own arsonal. Any additional monkeys/knives shouldn't cost too much. Like I said..I know a guy who knows a guy who....well..you get the point.

Maybe you should pick someone to be in charge of Logo and motto creating.

Hmmm... delegation... interesting idea. I like it. We can't let TR do it, though.

[Autumn]

Hmmm... delegation... interesting idea. I like it. We can't let TR do it, though.

Thanks...glad you like the idea. Why not TR though?

[veritableqndry]

Thanks...glad you like the idea. Why not TR though?

Well, first of all, I don't think he wants to be in our motorcycle gang. But more importantly, we don't need a logo that looks like a wedge, nor do we need a motto that's all about scoring with our wives. Motorcycle gangsters can't be seen as family-oriented, wedge-using sex maniacs. The wedge thing kills all credibility with rival gangs.

[Autumn]

Well, first of all, I don't think he wants to be in our motorcycle gang. But more importantly, we don't need a logo that looks like a wedge, nor do we need a motto that's all about scoring with our wives. Motorcycle gangsters can't be seen as family-oriented, wedge-using sex maniacs. The wedge thing kills all credibility with rival gangs.

:scratch: True...besides...the monkeys could get into the wedges and get sidetracked from their knife throwing training..and that's the last thing we'd need.

Who else is in the gang?

[BikerEric]

Real bikers don't have doors on their rides!

[veritableqndry]

:scratch: True...besides...the monkeys could get into the wedges and get sidetracked from their knife throwing training..and that's the last thing we'd need.

Who else is in the gang?

Well, I'm accepting nominations. Burn is up for heading our GA chapter. I've got a couple buddies who are interested (Tiny, Big Luke, Smitty, Vitamin, and Carl). Besides those guys, nobody, yet.

And :iagree: about not distracting the monkeys. Can you also look into sharpening their claws (in case they drop the knives)?

Real bikers don't have doors on their rides!

Duly noted. I will keep this in mind. :confused:

[Autumn]

Real bikers don't have doors on their rides!

Wait... ....what?

Do you mean real bikers don't drive cars?

Well, I'm accepting nominations. Burn is up for heading our GA chapter. I've got a couple buddies who are interested (Tiny, Big Luke, Smitty, Vitamin, and Carl). Besides those guys, nobody, yet.

And :iagree: about not distracting the monkeys. Can you also look into sharpening their claws (in case they drop the knives)?


Burn rocks. He should sew our badges. :nod:

Hmmm....good thought. I'll get their claws sharpened. That way...they can also do a flying monkey attack in case they drop their knives. Also..it would just be cool.

[BikerEric]

Wait... ....what?

Do you mean real bikers don't drive cars?


That's right , just old pickups and their bikes, sometimes at the same time:sadwalk:

Well, I'm accepting nominations. Burn is up for heading our GA chapter. I've got a couple buddies who are interested (Tiny, Big Luke, Smitty, Vitamin, and Carl). Besides those guys, nobody, yet



Duly noted. I will keep this in mind. :confused:
What? no klunk, crash and burn, stinky, slimy or moe?

[veritableqndry]

What? no klunk, crash and burn, stinky, slimy or moe?

Vitamin doesn't get along with Stinky. Carl is Lithuanian and has excellent numchuck skilles, but he can't stand Moe so if it comes down to a choice, Carl > Moe. I don't know anybody named Klunk, Crash, or Stinky, and Burn is already going to be the boss of the GA chapter.

[Autumn]

Vitamin doesn't get along with Stinky. Carl is Lithuanian and has excellent numchuck skilles, but he can't stand Moe so if it comes down to a choice, Carl > Moe. I don't know anybody named Klunk, Crash, or Stinky, and Burn is already going to be the boss of the GA chapter.

Do I get to be the boss of any chapter?

[veritableqndry]

Do I get to be the boss of any chapter?

Geeze, you're already the Treasurer of the national gang. Bucking for promotion already?

[Autumn]

Geeze, you're already the Treasurer of the national gang. Bucking for promotion already?

Aren't I always? I'll be Capo by tomorrow..and I've already made 123 bucks for the gang. That's gotta count for something.

[veritableqndry]

Aren't I always? I'll be Capo by tomorrow..and I've already made 123 bucks for the gang. That's gotta count for something.

OK, if you can find some members (heh, I said "member") from TN to join the gang then you can be boss of that chapter. But you still have to perform your duties as Treasurer of the national coalition.

[Ram|bunc|tious]

http://members.cox.net/~rlymburner/pics/Trikers.jpg

[ldytigress495]

http://members.cox.net/~rlymburner/pics/Trikers.jpg
oohh.. i like...

[UTR]

let's kick some ass.

[cynical2]

Just don't try to steal my banana. .

You're a GUY!?!?

Then who's the hawt chick in your avatar?

[Autumn]

You're a GUY!?!?

Then who's the hawt chick in your avatar?

:P...I'm a girl and that's me in my avatar. VQ tried to steal my banana tree but I stole it back from him. This is probably the basis of all the hate.

OK, if you can find some members (heh, I said "member") from TN to join the gang then you can be boss of that chapter. But you still have to perform your duties as Treasurer of the national coalition.

Oh sure...I've got tons of guys here in TN who'd love to be part of the gang. Billy Bob, John Boy, Billy Ray, Cletus and Howard.

[Harleygurl]

Unless I am the queen of this motorcycle club, this is the
WORST THREAD EVER :mad:

[burninator]

Names:

Decapitated
Horace Greenleaf
Bottle of Prednisone
Pork 'n' Bean Killers
Ride or Don't

[SlicKitty]

I haven't read your thread (because I'm so badass), but I'm already part of a gang.
The Bleeding Hearts.
We have an initiation.
We have a logo.

[Ram|bunc|tious]

Unless I am the queen of this motorcycle club, this is the
WORST THREAD EVER :mad:

Sorry HarleyG, there are too many Queens in this thread already. Besides - I want you for my own!

[volleyballstud]

Link?
I don't know about knife-wielding chimp... but how about the chimp in Grandma's Boy?

http://www.avclub.com/content/files/images/Grandmas-Boy.article.jpg

[Harleygurl]

I don't know about knife-wielding chimp... but how about the chimp in Grandma's Boy?

http://www.avclub.com/content/files/images/Grandmas-Boy.article.jpg
That movie was so funny!

[Harleygurl]

Sorry HarleyG, there are too many Queens in this thread already. Besides - I want you for my own!
Sounds intriguing. Your own what?:)

[finzz2dlft]

So have you monkey-wielding pansies determined your logo and club name yet? :mad: I went and started my own gang. It's called "BETTER THAN YOURS." :lol:

[veritableqndry]

Alcatraz Triathlon (motto: "With love from a rubber glove!") will take you on right after we finish up with LdyTigress' gang. Oh, the GA chapter is called Bottle of Prednisone and you'd better not fark with them, either.

[finzz2dlft]

Alcatraz Triathlon (motto: "With love from a rubber glove!") will take you on right after we finish up with LdyTigress' gang. Oh, the GA chapter is called Bottle of Prednisone and you'd better not fark with them, either.


Bring it, home slice. :whip:

[veritableqndry]

Bring it, home slice. :whip:

Oh, it's already been broughten.

[finzz2dlft]

Oh, it's already been broughten.

Oh yeah? By who? Where's the rest of your gang? I only see you and me, punk!! :whip:

[veritableqndry]

Oh yeah? By who? Where's the rest of your gang? I only see you and me, punk!! :whip:

You have to wait until we get the arm badges. And we're still training the monkeys. How's August 7th for you? I can pencil you in for a gang war right in between a group outing to the dentist's and our friends & family picnic.

[finzz2dlft]

You have to wait until we get the arm badges. And we're still training the monkeys. How's August 7th for you? I can pencil you in for a gang war right in between a group outing to the dentist's and our friends & family picnic.


No, no, August 7th is the day I'm taking my gang out for ice cream sodas and a day of frolicking in the zoo. How's the 8th look for you?

[veritableqndry]

No, no, August 7th is the day I'm taking my gang out for ice cream sodas and a day of frolicking in the zoo. How's the 8th look for you?

Ack. The 8th is Bring Your Daughter to Motorcycle Gang Rally Day. I'd say yes, but I think Vitamin and Tiny would get a little upset with me if I let their little girls witness a gang fight.

The next date I have open is in September...

[finzz2dlft]

Ack. The 8th is Bring Your Daughter to Motorcycle Gang Rally Day. I'd say yes, but I think Vitamin and Tiny would get a little upset with me if I let their little girls witness a gang fight.

The next date I have open is in September...

*sigh* but then that might interfere with our "Bring Your Daughter to your Bike-a-Thon day" Can't I just let loose on your gang with a can of whoop ass right now?

[wile_e99]

I need some suggestions. We'll need a logo, a weapon of choice, and, most importantly, a name.

We might also need a uniform or some sort of standard outfit.

And if there's anything I'm missing, please let me know. We are looking at a timeframe of about 3-5 months here, so I have time to get the patches sewn up and all.

TIA.

did anyone mention you'll need a bike?
I haven't read all the posts.....

[finzz2dlft]

did anyone mention you'll need a bike?
I haven't read all the posts.....

His gang rides Vespas!!

[veritableqndry]

*sigh* but then that might interfere with our "Bring Your Daughter to your Bike-a-Thon day" Can't I just let loose on your gang with a can of whoop ass right now?

Well, you could... except, we haven't even finished the arm badges yet and we haven't even finalized the group war chant. I mean, personally, yes, I'd really like to fight your gang, lots of the guys like fighting, who doesn't enjoy a good brawl, really? But I think it'd be counter-productive to just start fighting before we established some motorcycle gang principles, you know? I mean, why would we be fighting you anyway? Besides, how would we know which gangsters to fight against, if none of us have patches displaying our gang logo?

did anyone mention you'll need a bike?
I haven't read all the posts.....

I've got a Huffy.

[wile_e99]

I've got a Huffy.

Well then, it looks like you're all set; (just maybe tho you want to get some cards & hook them up into your spokes w/ a clothes pin - ask mom for a couple). :nod:

[veritableqndry]

Well then, it looks like you're all set; (just maybe tho you want to get some cards & hook them up into your spokes w/ a clothes pin - ask mom). :nod:

Autumn is looking into the price of clothespins and whether baseball cards are cheaper than playing cards.

[finzz2dlft]

My gang wins by default. You gang sounds like it is skeered.

[burninator]

did anyone mention you'll need a bike?
I haven't read all the posts.....
I'm gonna steal mine once the gang gets started. Bottle of Prednisone for life! :woot:

[wile_e99]

I'm so undecided to which gang to join... :idontknow:

*holds out to see which gang offers him the most to join*

[veritableqndry]

My gang wins by default. You gang sounds like it is skeered.

My motorcycle gang is not scared of your gang! I'm not even sure you have a gang. How many members do you have? Wot's your logo? Do you have a motto?

We'll fight you any time, anywhere, as long as we don't have to work the next morning and the lawn's already been mowed. Also, some of us have dogs we have to walk. But as soon as the dishes are done, you are SO dead!

[finzz2dlft]

I'm gonna steal mine once the gang gets started. Bottle of Prednisone for life! :woot:


WOT?! :eek: "Gets STARTED?!" Your *ahem* leader made it sound like the gang already existed! I can't fight a gang that does not exist! :sadwalk:

[wile_e99]

*starts slicking up the hair & rolling up sleaves*

[finzz2dlft]

My motorcycle gang is not scared of your gang! I'm not even sure you have a gang. How many members do you have? Wot's your logo? Do you have a motto?

We'll fight you any time, anywhere, as long as we don't have to work the next morning and the lawn's already been mowed. Also, some of us have dogs we have to walk. But as soon as the dishes are done, you are SO dead!


My gang is too cool to bother with petty worries like logos and mottos. You are deader than dead, you...you...DEAD GUY!!

[burninator]

WOT?! :eek: "Gets STARTED?!" Your *ahem* leader made it sound like the gang already existed! I can't fight a gang that does not exist! :sadwalk:
Oh, we exist, baby. It's just that our reign of terror has not yet reached full steam.

[veritableqndry]

My gang is too cool to bother with petty worries like logos and mottos. You are deader than dead, you...you...DEAD GUY!!

You just wait until September 14th. I hope you have some penicillin 'cos monkey bites quite easily get infected!

[wile_e99]

*decides to join Finzzie's gang....only because he enjoys the view from behind*

You go girl ! ! !

[veritableqndry]

*decides to join Finzzie's gang....only because he enjoys the view from behind*

You go girl ! ! !

You just signed your death warrant, buddy. Or, at least, your "lots of scratches, a few bruises, and also I stayed up way too late last night to take part in a gang war" warrant. The latter are much harder to obtain, so you ought to feel quite lucky.

[finzz2dlft]

Whoo-hoo, wile!! :woot: Good to have you on board!

Verit, Sept. 14th is my birthday. I don't do gang wars on my birthday.

Burn, I think you sound a wee bit nervous.

[arjunsr]

i'm joining finzz's gang! :woot:

mainly cause veritable never asked me too... and i think finzz would hurt me otherwise.

[burninator]

Whoo-hoo, wile!! :woot: Good to have you on board!

Verit, Sept. 14th is my birthday. I don't do gang wars on my birthday.

Burn, I think you sound a wee bit nervous.
:nod: Nervous about all the havoc we're going to wreak.

[finzz2dlft]

i'm joining finzz's gang! :woot:

mainly cause veritable never asked me too... and i think finzz would hurt me otherwise.


Darn skippy!! :mad: :whip: :woot:

[wile_e99]

i think finzz would hurt me otherwise.

I think that could be very fun........... :wink5:
*watches Finzzie move around*

[finzz2dlft]

:nod: Nervous about all the havoc we're going to wreak.


Don't you mean, nervous about getting wrecked by my gang?

I think that could be very fun........... :wink5:


Indeed!! :cool:

[burninator]

Don't you mean, nervous about getting wrecked by my gang?
No, I don't mean that at all. I thought I was pretty clear.

[arjunsr]

I think that could be very fun........... :wink5:
*watches Finzzie move around*
ah... a new person to the i want to watch arj get hurt club :sadwalk:

[veritableqndry]

Alcatraz Triathlon doesn't ask people to join. Alcatraz Triathlon waits for people to prove that they're worthy. And in case anybody's confused, we are going to rip Fnzz's gang (wot was the name, again?) a new arsehole. Our monkeys are the finest knife-wielding monkeys in the world and we also have tasers. So there.

[wile_e99]

ah... a new person to the i want to watch arj get hurt club :sadwalk:

maybe you need to reread the posts.....I think it would be fun to get hurt by Finzzie in a 'hurt so good' kind of way. :wink5:

*is amazed by how nimble Finzzie moves around the room & gets ready to RUMBLE*

I got your back.....

[SlicKitty]

*starts slicking up the hair & rolling up sleaves*


Then, that's my gang.


But, you'd be amazed at what you have to do for initiation. The last one involved a guy singing, "I want to be an Airborne Ranger," while being paddled, in a bar.
There's more. I could tell you, but I'd have to charge.

[veritableqndry]

Then, that's my gang.


But, you'd be amazed at what you have to do for initiation. The last one involved a guy singing, "I want to be an Airborne Ranger," while being paddled, in a bar.
There's more. I could tell you, but I'd have to charge.

Look, I'm not having a 3-way gang fight here. You want to start your own gang, fine, but make your own thread and stop trying to lure people away from mine, with your sexy initiation procedures and all. Gosh.

[ldytigress495]

Look, I'm not having a 3-way gang fight here. You want to start your own gang, fine, but make your own thread and stop trying to lure people away from mine, with your sexy initiation procedures and all. Gosh.
haha.. that reminds me of this..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=va2siioYqjc&search=ANchorman

[burninator]

We don't take crap from nobody...unless you have some crap and you don't want to give it to us. Then we'll take it from you.

[BikerEric]

Man , you guys are a bunch of window lickers! Less talk, more rumble! I've got my trained rabid iguanas at the ready and I'm just lookin' for a reason to set them loose on an unsuspecting gang! Time to rock-n-roll!

[veritableqndry]

Man , you guys are a bunch of window lickers! Less talk, more rumble! I've got my trained rabid iguanas at the ready and I'm just lookin' for a reason to set them loose on an unsuspecting gang! Time to rock-n-roll!

As I said earlier, take a number. You're the third one on our list. We'll get to you in due time.

[burninator]

Was my motto rejected? :sadwalk:

[veritableqndry]

Was my motto rejected? :sadwalk:

Different chapters can have different mottoes. Your GA chapter can have wotever motto you want. The national coalition uses the one I posted earlier.

[burninator]

Different chapters can have different mottoes. Your GA chapter can have wotever motto you want. The national coalition uses the one I posted earlier.
Linky?

[veritableqndry]

Linky?

http://forums.slickdeals.net/showpost.php?p=3027110&postcount=162

[burninator]

I likes it.

[Dr.Murdoc]

I still want to start a moped biker gang

[maxxdragon]

How about those Clown Bikers in Akira? Clowns really creep me out, it would go with the whole monkey theme as well.

[Dr.Murdoc]

http://www.veggiechic.com/wp-content/uploads/badronald.jpg

[finzz2dlft]

How about the asshats? I think that's a good name for your gang :nod:

[veritableqndry]

Okay, here's a quick update.

National chapter of the gang is called "Alcatraz Triathlon." GA chapter, headed by Burninator, is called "Bottle of Prednisone." TN chapter is headed by Autumn (who is also the Treasurer of the national chapter) and is tentatively named "Wot Monkeys?"

We are going to use knife-wielding monkeys as our weapon but we won't tell anyone about it, so we'll also have to carry some baseball bats with nails stuck in and bicycle chains.

Our motto is "with love from a rubber glove!" but regional chapters may choose their own mottoes (subject to approval by the national chapter leader, e.g., me).

We still haven't chosen a logo... suggestions are welcome but keep in mind that we have a gang fight scheduled for Saturday July 1st (with LdyTigress' gang) provided it's not too hot out and also that it doesn't rain. So we'll need a logo soon, because I've got to order the patches so we can wear them so that everyone will know which gang we are, because I'm working on a special discount at the 7-11.

[SlicKitty]

Look, I'm not having a 3-way gang fight here. You want to start your own gang, fine, but make your own thread and stop trying to lure people away from mine, with your sexy initiation procedures and all. Gosh.


I already told you that I've got a gang. It's an all-girl gang, so you're not invited, and it's not MY problem that you're not into 3-ways. I mean...I had you pegged differently, but you know...whatever. :shake:

[BikerEric]

I already told you that I've got a gang. It's an all-girl gang, so you're not invited, and it's not MY problem that you're not into 3-ways. I mean...I had you pegged differently, but you know...whatever. :shake:
You know,SlicKitty, that I'm really a lesbian trapped in a males body? Could I join your club? :evil:

[veritableqndry]

I already told you that I've got a gang. It's an all-girl gang, so you're not invited, and it's not MY problem that you're not into 3-ways. I mean...I had you pegged differently, but you know...whatever. :shake:

Then, that's my gang.


But, you'd be amazed at what you have to do for initiation. The last one involved a guy singing, "I want to be an Airborne Ranger," while being paddled, in a bar.
There's more. I could tell you, but I'd have to charge.

Next you'll probably tell me he wasn't the one being initiated?

Alcatraz Triathlon doesn't hold with discrimination, so I'm sorry, but we can't have anything to do with your "all-girl" gang. We are an equal opportunity gang here*, and we won't put up with anybody who excludes other people just on account of their race/gender/religion/etc. So take your rumble to some other gang, maybe the KKK or PETA or something.

*except giraffes. Their necks are too long and they look silly in a motorcycle jacket.

[Pig]

Does one really need to ride a motorcycle to be a part of this gang? I really really really really wanna join this gang but I'm not allowed to ride a motorcycle. Wot do I do?????

[veritableqndry]

Does one really need to ride a motorcycle to be a part of this gang? I really really really really wanna join this gang but I'm not allowed to ride a motorcycle. Wot do I do?????

Can you borrow a motorcycle and stand next to it for group photos?

[BikerEric]

Does one really need to ride a motorcycle to be a part of this gang? I really really really really wanna join this gang but I'm not allowed to ride a motorcycle. Wot do I do?????
Why aren't you allowed? story please.

[Pig]

Can you borrow a motorcycle and stand next to it for group photos?
That I can :woot2:

[burninator]

Are you allowed to ride a jet pack?

[veritableqndry]

That I can :woot2:

Okey, you're in, but we're going to have to have a limit of one non-riding member per chapter, otherwise we won't be a motorcycle gang anymore, we'll just be a gang, which I think might be illegal.

[Pig]

Why aren't you allowed? story please.
1. Wifey won't let me :sadwalk:

2. They don't allow motorcylces in my neighborhood :sadwalk:

Okey, you're in, but we're going to have to have a limit of one non-riding member per chapter, otherwise we won't be a motorcycle gang anymore, we'll just be a gang, which I think might be illegal.
Wot chapter am I in? Will I also be on the index? How about on the TOC?

[veritableqndry]

Are you allowed to ride a jet pack?

Look, I need answers, not more questions. I hired you to be a chapter head and you bring me confusion?

Of course you can ride a jet pack, because that's cool, which is wot we are (cool).

[burninator]

Look, I need answers, not more questions. I hired you to be a chapter head and you bring me confusion?

Of course you can ride a jet pack, because that's cool, which is wot we are (cool).
Hey, I'm just trying to hammer out the details here. I think this should also be limited to one per chapter. We don't want to start a jet pack gang. That would draw far too much attention from the authorities.

[veritableqndry]

Wot chapter am I in? Will I also be on the index? How about on the TOC?

I think you'll have to head up the FL chapter, if you're willing to take on the responsibility. We don't have a yearbook... yet... but as soon as we get the arm badges and some photos from our first brawl, we'll start working on one.

[veritableqndry]

Hey, I'm just trying to hammer out the details here. I think this should also be limited to one per chapter. We don't want to start a jet pack gang. That would draw far too much attention from the authorities.

Stop saying "Hammer!"

http://www.gazette.uwo.ca/2004/April/01/Pics/10A%20MC%20Hammer.jpg

Sorry. I'm still upset about SlickKitty's discriminatory gang. That kind of stuff really cheeses me off. I'd sign them up for a fight if I wasn't so totally against having anything to do with those kind of people.

I agree about the one jet pack, although we might want a spare one just in case something happens to our main jet pack person.

[Drio]

1. Wifey won't let me :sadwalk:

2. They don't allow motorcylces in my neighborhood :sadwalk:


Wot chapter am I in? Will I also be on the index? How about on the TOC?

Ok the wife thing I could understand... but.. not allowed in your neighborhood? What's that about?

Oh.. and do I get to be in the club?

[Loungess]

ok I'm in. I'm ready for initiation!! :skeered:

[Pig]

Ok the wife thing I could understand... but.. not allowed in your neighborhood? What's that about?

Oh.. and do I get to be in the club? Crazy eh?

[burninator]

Crazy eh?
Can't you park it in a garage somewhere? You could drive your car there to pick it up before meetings.

[veritableqndry]

The patches have arrived--expect yours in 3-4 business days. Our first gang rumble will be August 4th against Finzz's "gang." BYOB and you also have to buy your own gas. Monkeys and knives will be provided.

[Pig]

Can't you park it in a garage somewhere? You could drive your car there to pick it up before meetings.
:scratchh: How about bicycles? Can I joing the gang if I ride bicycles??

[veritableqndry]

:scratchh: How about bicycles? Can I joing the gang if I ride bicycles??
I already told you, yes, as long as you clip a baseball card between the spokes on the back wheel. Gosh!

[Landers]

:scratchh: How about bicycles? Can I joing the gang if I ride bicycles??
:iagree:

[Pig]

I already told you, yes, as long as you clip a baseball card between the spokes on the back wheel. Gosh!
I forgot because I am forgetful

[Skiff]

VQ I want to join....I only have a Pontiac G6 tho

[burninator]

I can't wait to get my patch! :bounce:

[veritableqndry]

I forgot because I am forgetful
Go steal a poinsettia for the clubhouse. ~Goddess~ was supposed to do it but she's disappeared.

[Pig]

Go steal a poinsettia for the clubhouse. ~Goddess~ was supposed to do it but she's disappeared.
My cat would die :(

[Skiff]

Go steal a poinsettia for the clubhouse. ~Goddess~ was supposed to do it but she's disappeared.
I can give you a palm tree for the front door!

[veritableqndry]

VQ I want to join....I only have a Pontiac G6 tho
We don't take homos.






J/K you can join if you bring me some Japanese pears. Half a dozen, I should think.

My cat would die :(
All right, fine, an African violet then. Damn, wot kind of gang is this? You aren't supposed to argue with the gang leader! I'll put you in time-out!

I can give you a palm tree for the front door!
You have your instructions.

[Skiff]

We don't take homos.






J/K you can join if you bring me some Japanese pears. Half a dozen, I should think.


All right, fine, an African violet then. Damn, wot kind of gang is this? You aren't supposed to argue with the gang leader! I'll put you in time-out!
Skiff<---nohomo
My aunt used to live in Japan, I will send her back to get some!

[Loungess]

http://www.aboutflowers.com/florallibrary/gbloom/POINBIG.JPG

[burninator]

Are there going to be sandwiches at the rumble? I get grumpy if I have to wait for lunch.

[Skiff]

Here's some fruit and tequila!

[HUGE_M00bs]

I wake up every morning with skid marks. Is that close enough to riding a motorcycle?

[veritableqndry]

Are there going to be sandwiches at the rumble? I get grumpy if I have to wait for lunch.
My wife said she would make some bologna wraps. But I'm not paying for pop! You BYOB like I said before.

[HUGE_M00bs]

My wife said she would make some bologna wraps. But I'm not paying for pop! You BYOB like I said before.
Cheap monkey!:mad:

[veritableqndry]

~Goddess~ that's fine work. You're in. Ginny, skidmarks aren't good enough. You need to get a 'cycle or at least a bicycle (maybe a unicycle). Skiff, you're in. Everybody start training your monkeys and we'll kick some Finzz girl-gang ass! :woot:

[HUGE_M00bs]

~Goddess~ that's fine work. You're in. Ginny, skidmarks aren't good enough. You need to get a 'cycle or at least a bicycle (maybe a unicycle). Skiff, you're in. Everybody start training your monkeys and we'll kick some Finzz girl-gang ass! :woot:
So if I crap in my pants while on a cycle, will I then be in?

[Skiff]

~Goddess~ that's fine work. You're in. Ginny, skidmarks aren't good enough. You need to get a 'cycle or at least a bicycle (maybe a unicycle). Skiff, you're in. Everybody start training your monkeys and we'll kick some Finzz girl-gang ass! :woot:
:woot2: Sweet I am spanking my monkey right now!