Do You Pee While You Are Taking a Shower???

[dalesd]

Well, do you?

Don't worry, it's a private poll.

[Salient]

What's sad is that I think this might actually be a step up from your last poll.

[vec516]

Well, do you?

Don't worry, it's a private poll.
If you gotta go, you gotta go.

[Tadran]

What's sad is that I think this might actually be a step up from your last poll.

Big step up from the last poll.

[benjiem1]

Aw, am I the only bath-pisser?

[eternal sunshine]

If you gotta go, you gotta go.

So, just anywhere huh?
Even though there is receptacle made precisely for that within feet of the shower?!?

[Nsx_racing2004]

arent they all the same drains though

[irons]

wasent this discussed in signfield? george It all goes to the same place

[benjiem1]

arent they all the same drains though
No, the water from the shower drain goes to fill up the toilet. Although I guess it would then eventually end up in the same place.

[irons]

i know better then that. i know a little about plumbing. ur being a post whore

[The Foundation]

dont get me started.......

[DNC]

I remember when Modonna was on Letterman. She told him that he should pee in the shower.

[thegoalie]

No, the water from the shower drain goes to fill up the toilet. Although I guess it would then eventually end up in the same place.
And 'water' from my toilet goes directly to your kitchen faucet.

[TheNuke]

Kill two birds with one stone.

(unless someone is waiting to use the shower...and I guess then it depends on who's waiting)

[benjiem1]

And 'water' from my toilet goes directly to your kitchen faucet.
Yep. Where it eventually ends up back in the shower.

I wonder what this "water filtration" system they speak of does?

[ShowMeTheDeals]

I alwasy pee before I get in the shower...

[airbrat]

What I want to know is why do girls get out of the shower to pee?

[robotZER0]

:lmao: dalesd, you piece of shit! This thread is hilarious.

[irons]

What I want to know is why do girls get out of the shower to pee?wow thats a good question, also why do they spend more then 20 mins in the bathroom?

[lowpro]

Don't worry, it's a private poll.

now where is that "make poll public" feature....
:whistling

[Salient]

now where is that "make poll public" feature....
:whistling
AHA! I knew the mods were looking at who voted on all these "private" polls!

[.DC.]

AHA! I knew the mods were looking at who voted on all these "private" polls!

I see the mods looking though "Matirx" like screens at us 'copper tops'

er.. post whores voting in polls...etc...

Look! there goes raddish doing that 'Super Man $hit" again...
:superman: <-------------------ZOOM! Glass shatters....


I'll save you Ambah!! er... Trinity...


:worship:


Ya Ok so I just watched Matrix I and II just the other day...

[Xenomorph]

All of you are farking liars. You know to whiz in the shower all the time, don't deny it! :lol:

[irons]

id would have watched 1 and 3 not the second one. its all filler

[.DC.]

id would have watched 1 and 3 not the second one. its all filler

Well I *missed* seeing III at the flicks and now have it on dvd...and wanted a "warm up" to III.

So maybe take a break this weekend and watch it finally!

[irons]

why not tonight?

[arjunsr]

Well I *missed* seeing III at the flicks and now have it on dvd...and wanted a "warm up" to III.

So maybe take a break this weekend and watch it finally!
bah, the second two sucked big time.

[Lpham3]

i pee in the shower all the time :)

[Salient]

bah, the second two sucked big time.
Agreed.

[SomethingsRight]

What I want to know is why do girls get out of the shower to pee?


That's a great question. :worship: I'm still waiting for the answer.

[SomethingsRight]

I want to know is why do girls get out of the shower to pee?

Trying to get some answers on this one?


Why is peeing in the shower frowned upon? Where did this come from?

Discuss.

[cookiemonster]

I wonder what this "water filtration" system they speak of does?
Turning Toilet Water into Tap Water in California (http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=3936945)

That's the OC, baby!!

[gogators]

Peeing in the shower saves water

[Tadran]

Ah, golden showers! Nothing quite like them.

[J. Bourne]

Pipes are pipes.

Just ask R. Kelley.

[DealLover]

I don't, but I know George does !

[.DC.]

why not tonight?

Class from 6:PM to 10:30PM. :(

[Mavtech]

As soon as that cold water hits my feet when I turn it on, I have to tinkle immediately.

[Smurf Boy]

The real talent lies in being able to pee (successfully) into the toilet from the shower.

[J. Bourne]

The real talent lies in being able to pee (successfully) into the toilet from the shower.


Ahhh yes - .... the "rainbow"


It's like something out of 'The Matrix'. :D

[Mavtech]

The real talent lies in being able to pee (successfully) into the toilet from the shower.

Why in the world would you do that?

I remember when I was younger, people use to ask kids if they pee in the shower just to try to embarrass them. Kinda like when you ask a 13 year old boy if he touches the purple headed warrior. Back then, it was embarrassing to admit either of those.

[benjiem1]

Dang it! 53 votes and I'm still the only bath-pisser? That sucks.

Some people. No sense of humor.

[benjiem1]

Why in the world would you do that?

I remember when I was younger, people use to ask kids if they pee in the shower just to try to embarrass them. Kinda like when you ask a 13 year old boy if he touches the purple headed warrior. Back then, it was embarrassing to admit either of those.
The purple hoosa whazit?

:D

[schadenfreude52]

reminds me of a seinfeld episode

[Benno123]

Why in the world would you do that?

I remember when I was younger, people use to ask kids if they pee in the shower just to try to embarrass them. Kinda like when you ask a 13 year old boy if he touches the purple headed warrior. Back then, it was embarrassing to admit either of those.

but now you are older, so please tell us, did you touch the purple headed warrior?

[ElDorito]

I shit in the shower.

[schadenfreude52]

I shit in the shower.

omg, please tell me you don't do it like tubgirl.... ewww :vomit:

[Mavtech]

but now you are older, so please tell us, did you touch the purple headed warrior?

No denying it at this age. I was a walking hormone at 13. Just looking down one girls shirt at 13 made me go home and snap one off.

[schadenfreude52]

No denying it at this age. I was a walking hormone at 13. Just looking down one girls shirt at 13 made me go home and snap one off.

:lmao:

[tightwad]

Oh hell yeah....nothing like warm water cascading down on you.....and thats just when the bidet is turned up too far....

[ElDorito]

omg, please tell me you don't do it like tubgirl.... ewww :vomit:


How does tubgirl do it?

[skarface]

Raddish pee's in the shower just ask Benno!


Im gonna catch hell for this one!

[J. Bourne]

There must be a full moon out tonight, I'm tellin' ya'...


Anyways, think R. Kelly y'all.

[ElDorito]

Raddish pee's in the shower just ask Benno!


Im gonna catch hell for this one!

Whoa, don't attack Benno, he's nice.. and so is the Raddish :rolleyes:

Anyway, the truth is, Benno gives Raddish a golden shower

[skarface]

We are both in trouble!!! Does he rinse him off or does he just get the shampoo out?

Whoa, don't attack Benno, he's nice.. and so is the Raddish :rolleyes:

Anyway, the truth is, Benno gives Raddish a golden shower

[ElDorito]

We are both in trouble!!! Does he rinse him off or does he just get the shampoo out?


So that's what that stuff is...shampoo...

[benjiem1]

How does tubgirl do it?
I'm sure not gonna find and post the pic, so just think of it like this:

Laying on your back naked in the tub, butt pointed skyward, projectile diarrhea shooting up and falling back down onto you and everything else around.

[schadenfreude52]

I'm sure not gonna find and post the pic, so just think of it like this:

Laying on your back naked in the tub, butt pointed skyward, projectile diarrhea shooting up and falling back down onto you and everything else around.

exactly...

if you're still curious, google it

[ElDorito]

I'm sure not gonna find and post the pic, so just think of it like this:

Laying on your back naked in the tub, butt pointed skyward, projectile diarrhea shooting up and falling back down onto you and everything else around.


hahahha, that's hilarious, but no, i lay sideways and do it

[ElDorito]

this is tub girl?

http://www.photo.net/philg/digiphotos/200007-melbourne-and-ayers-rock/tub-girl-flash.half.jpg

[benjiem1]

this is tub girl?

http://www.photo.net/philg/digiphotos/200007-melbourne-and-ayers-rock/tub-girl-flash.half.jpg
Not exactly.

[schadenfreude52]

hahahha, that's hilarious, but no, i lay sideways and do it

i don't know about funny, but after seeing the pic, i had the desire to blind myself


again, if you're willin to see the pic, google it, it should be the very first link

[benjiem1]

It's the first one on altavista image search.

[benjiem1]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Tub+Girl

[ElDorito]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Tub+Girl


hehehe, i found it, i've seen it before, hilarious!

[Smurf Boy]

Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love
I don't even want none of the above
I just want to piss on you.

[benjiem1]

Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love
I don't even want none of the above
I just want to piss on you.
I'm gonna poo on you too.

[musicpyrite]

When I go, I GO!!!!

I'm not like aiming for the drain or anything, is just start pissing where ever I want to. Sometimes I twirl around, pissing an the wall, handles, floor, ceiling, wherever.

:lol:

[arjunsr]

When I go, I GO!!!!

I'm not like aiming for the drain or anything, is just start pissing where ever I want to. Sometimes I twirl around, pissing an the wall, handles, floor, ceiling, wherever.

:lol:
must be hard in a car or sitting at a desk....

[sara137]

I would never pee in the shower! Eww, it grosses me out because a shower doesn't get cleaned like a toilet bowl does.

[Mavtech]

When I go, I GO!!!!

I'm not like aiming for the drain or anything, is just start pissing where ever I want to. Sometimes I twirl around, pissing an the wall, handles, floor, ceiling, wherever.

:lol:

I just don't let it hit my legs or feet. Thats gross!!!

But, I read once that it kills athlete's foot!

[Jockable]

I just don't let it hit my legs or feet. Thats gross!!!

But, I read once that it kills athlete's foot!

Are you serious??? I'm battling athlete's foot right now and using foot powder as well as some prescription cream. I'm afraid to try your suggestion though.

[Xenomorph]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Tub+Girl

Oh the things you can find on the Internet. I'm gonna tell my friends about Tub Girl. They were shocked when I told them about Donkey Punches and Pink Socks. :eek:

[Mavtech]

Are you serious??? I'm battling athlete's foot right now and using foot powder as well as some prescription cream. I'm afraid to try your suggestion though.

Go ahead Jockable! Pee on your feet!! :lmao:

The only thing I'm worried about is that you might like it and take up golden showers.

[vec516]

Go ahead Jockable! Pee on your feet!! :lmao:

The only thing I'm worried about is that you might like it and take up golden showers.
That's just wrong. :rolleyes:

[Jockable]

Go ahead Jockable! Pee on your feet!! :lmao:

The only thing I'm worried about is that you might like it and take up golden showers.

Though I've had this problem for months now I don't think I have what it takes to try it. Actually the thought of it grosses me out :vomit:. Golden showers - never!!!

[eternal sunshine]

What kind of lottery did my nose just win?

[The Foundation]

What kind of lottery did my nose just win?

I LOVE AIR....

Feel good molecules anyone????

[cookiemonster]

Urine Therapy (http://healthplusweb.com/alt_directory/urine%20therapy.html), not for the faint of heart.

[davemon]

Well, do you?

Don't worry, it's a private poll.

only if I'm getting paid to.

[Zuma]

i used to, but i havent since i was about 10, just cause the more i thought about it, the more it seemed odd. kinda like road trip...."but its YOUR dog"

[tightwad]

I like how the usually and the sometimes both outweigh the never. It's not abnormal people....revel in it. Live it, love it, don't lick it.

[Striker]

I usually pee on myself when in the shower. Its nice and warm and makes me feel all cozy inside.

[SomethingsRight]

I usually pee on myself when in the shower. Its nice and warm and makes me feel all cozy inside.


Can expect no less from someone from Ohio State..... :lmao:

[bookishboy]

I NEVER pee in my shower. I mean, how disgusting is that? That's urine! On my bathtub! I have to think about stepping into it later!


I only ever pee in other people's showers, like when I'm staying over. Since I'm only staying there overnight or whatever, I don't have to think about stepping back into their urine-splattered bathtub.

[DNC]

I NEVER pee in my shower. I mean, how disgusting is that? That's urine! On my bathtub! I have to think about stepping into it later!


I only ever pee in other people's showers, like when I'm staying over. Since I'm only staying there overnight or whatever, I don't have to think about stepping back into their urine-splattered bathtub.
How do you know they didn't pee in the shower?

[Zoz]

I NEVER pee in my shower. I mean, how disgusting is that? That's urine! On my bathtub! I have to think about stepping into it later!


I only ever pee in other people's showers, like when I'm staying over. Since I'm only staying there overnight or whatever, I don't have to think about stepping back into their urine-splattered bathtub.
:grin:

Good plan.. pee all over everyone else's shower.. everyone else will pee in yours..

[Geek4077]

Go ahead Jockable! Pee on your feet!! :lmao:

The only thing I'm worried about is that you might like it and take up golden showers.

man thats just wrong :lmao:

[cosmic_kid]

http://images.jlist.com/c5/funny_tshirt_87.gif

[dalesd]

Of 77 slickdealers, nearly 80% pee in the shower.

[J. Bourne]

http://images.jlist.com/c5/funny_tshirt_87.gif

I love that shirt. Seriously.

[adog]

when i do take a shower i always pee

[MSUSteve280]

:vomit:

[Striker]

Not always, but if I have to go I do.

[wakeboarder86]

this should def be a poll

[Dr. J]

Better #1 than #2 I guess

[Dr.Murdoc]

yup should have made a poll

[Striker]

Better #1 than #2 I guess
This one time I farted in the shower, or at least thought I was farting. Next thing you know....:drool:

[brisar]

why not just go before you get in there? geez

[Loungess]

Golden Showers? LOL LOL

[Dr. J]

Anyone else shave (i.e. face) and brush their teeth in the shower? I've had people tell me it wastes too much water.

[Tonedeaf]

Anyone else shave (i.e. face) and brush their teeth in the shower? I've had people tell me it wastes too much water.
I pee and shave in the shower. Saves me time. :lol:

[Striker]

I only shave once a week so I have time allocated to it on Sunday morning already. Otherwise that is a pretty good idea.

[adog]

why not just go before you get in there? geez
even if i do i have to go again i think its the hot water

[Striker]

Does the hot water on your wang ever make you want to rub it and then the rubbing makes you want to do more? That has happened before. BTW shampoo burns.

[Loungess]

lol lol

so when you finally do take a shower
you pee in it.

PRICELESS

[Homefrrie]

Does the hot water on your wang ever make you want to rub it and then the rubbing makes you want to do more? That has happened before. BTW shampoo burns.

OMG... :omg:

HTF does hot water hitting your wang make you want to rub it? I dont like hot water hitting my "area" because the slightest temperature increase can kill off my swimmers... i want as many as I can at any given time in case I need to make a baby at the drop of a hat ;)

[Striker]

OMG... :omg:

HTF does hot water hitting your wang make you want to rub it? I dont like hot water hitting my "area" because the slightest temperature increase can kill off my swimmers... i want as many as I can at any given time in case I need to make a baby at the drop of a hat ;)
It just feels good and then one thing leads to another, and then all the swimmers are swimming around in the bottom of the shower.

[adog]

did any F ever #1 in the shower

[adog]

:woot: It just feels good and then one thing leads to another, and then all the swimmers are swimming around in the bottom of the shower.

[Homefrrie]

It just feels good and then one thing leads to another, and all the swimmers are swimming around in the bottom of the shower.

Bahahahahahaahaha


I take back my "funniest thing on the internet" post... Striker just topped em all!!!!!!!


:crylol: :rofl2: :lol: :woot: :worship:

[stimpy]

...sometimes I pee



....sometimes I'm too busy cleaning my gun. :blush:

[HUGE_M00bs]

Peeing in the shower is one of the worst things possible.

[wakeboarder86]

It just feels good and then one thing leads to another, and then all the swimmers are swimming around in the bottom of the shower.
:omg::omg2:

[burninator]

OMG... :omg:

HTF does hot water hitting your wang make you want to rub it? I dont like hot water hitting my "area" because the slightest temperature increase can kill off my swimmers... i want as many as I can at any given time in case I need to make a baby at the drop of a hat ;)
I'm in the wrong line of work.

[Homefrrie]

I'm in the wrong line of work.

Does that mean you have a ton of hot water hitting your dong all the time?

[adog]

This one time I farted in the shower, or at least thought I was farting. Next thing you know....:drool:
is this true

[burninator]

Does that mean you have a ton of hot water hitting your dong all the time?
Nope, just that the occasion rarely arises when I need to make a baby immediatly...but I like your idea, too.

[Mavtech]

Anyone else shave (i.e. face) and brush their teeth in the shower? I've had people tell me it wastes too much water.

I pee and shave in the shower. As soon as the water his my feet, it makes me have to tinkle.

[adog]

so this is only a man thing

[Mavtech]

Peeing in the shower is one of the worst things possible.

Why??

Did you also know it makes no difference if you pee in the pool? I learned that in college.

[The Wolverine]

I don't agree alot with striker, but I have to give it to him this time.

[burninator]

I pee and shave in the shower. As soon as the water his my feet, it makes me have to tinkle.
:iagree: But I try to avoid it if I'm not alone in there.

[Homefrrie]

:iagree: But I try to avoid it if I'm not alone in there.

I've successfully pulled it off while showering with the g.f. :woot: ... took very careful and specific timing... but I got away with it... I think... :lol:

[burninator]

I've successfully pulled it off while showering with the g.f. :woot: ... took very careful and specific timing... but I got away with it... I think... :lol:
You're my hero.

[stimpy]

Pipes is pipes.

I can send pics if you want to see how your toilet and shower drain run together within feet of each other - I just plumbed my basement.

As long as you let enough water run after you pee (so that your potty doesn't sit in the trap under the shower and get all stinky) - there is absolutely no diff. Now if someone wants to just open the shower door and just start tinkling, I would take exception.

[adog]

Pipes is pipes.

I can send pics if you want to see how your toilet and shower drain run together within feet of each other - I just plumbed my basement.

As long as you let enough water run after you pee (so that your potty doesn't sit in the trap under the shower and get all stinky) - there is absolutely no diff. Now if someone wants to just open the shower door and just start tinkling, I would take exception.
its always within the first min

[maggiesma]

I've successfully pulled it off while showering with the g.f. :woot: ... took very careful and specific timing... but I got away with it... I think... :lol:

You just think you pulled it off. Pee smells! I had a friend who showered with a guy that peed. It ended up being the deal breaker and HE never knew why.

[Nsx_racing2004]

make stains there...i would not do it..take it toliet

[brisar]

You just think you pulled it off. Pee smells! I had a friend who showered with a guy that peed. It ended up being the deal breaker and HE never knew why.
I find it hard to believe THAT was the deal-breaker...... maybe the straw that broke the camel's back?

[Mavtech]

You just think you pulled it off. Pee smells! I had a friend who showered with a guy that peed. It ended up being the deal breaker and HE never knew why.

What idiot would pee in the shower with a woman who wasn't his long time girlfriend or wife? It's similar to if a chick I just met lifts her ass cheek and farts. That's a deal breaker.

[Final Quest]

You just think you pulled it off. Pee smells! I had a friend who showered with a guy that peed. It ended up being the deal breaker and HE never knew why.

My friend told me he would "accidentally" pee on his wife in the shower.:P

Hilarious.

[stimpy]

make stains there...i would not do it..take it toliet
:iagree:

Take it toliet! Take it! Take it like the dirty little toliet you are! You always were good for sh!t, you rotton little toliet. ... Take it!



(I always let the toliet know who's boss :whip: )




;) :hug:

[Nsx_racing2004]

:iagree:

Take it toliet! Take it! Take it like the dirty little toliet you are! You always were good for sh!t, you rotton little toliet. ... Take it!



(I always let the toliet know who's boss :whip: )




;) :hug:


i bet u do.....just whip it

[P1t0]

Its better to pee in the shower than to pee while taking a bubble bath!!!!

[maggiesma]

Do you really want to be like George Costanza? If George or Kramer think it is a great thing that is usually the first warning.

GEORGE: Aha. Aha. Could it be because you don't want him to know that you have a friend who pees in the shower, is that it?!

ELAINE: No, that's not it!

GEORGE: Oh, I think it is! I think that's exactly what it is!

ELAINE: Why couldn't you just wait?

GEORGE: I was there! I saw a drain!

ELAINE: Since when is a drain a toilet?!

GEORGE: It's all pipes! What's the difference?!

ELAINE: Different pipes go to different places! You're gonna mix 'em up!

GEORGE: I'll call a plumber right now! <Goes for the phone.>

[stimpy]

Its better to pee in the shower than to pee while taking a bubble bath!!!!
.. Noooo, that would be fartin'

[OnePenny]

when i do take a shower i always pee
You are sick dude.

[onserv]

is there a myth that something in the urine cures foot fungus? :idontknow

[Iaaaiws]

Where the heck are the repost police today?

http://forums.slickdeals.net/showthread.php?sduid=9240&t=43522&highlight=pee+shower

[CucumberJohnson]

yeah, i usually pee when i shower, i am right for the drain so i dont have to stand in it, but yeah, i like warm water and it makes me have to pee....

[Mavtech]

yeah, i usually pee when i shower, i am right for the drain so i dont have to stand in it, but yeah, i like warm water and it makes me have to pee....

If you ever get athlete's foot, I heard that the pee will kill the fungus.

[DJS3]

"I Pee In The Shower" T-Shirt (http://www.randomassshirts.com/shirt%20page/Pee%20in%20the%20Shower.htm)

http://www.randomassshirts.com/shirts/Pee-in-the-Shower-JPGBlue-.jpg

[Striker]

Where the heck are the repost police today?

http://forums.slickdeals.net/showthread.php?sduid=9240&t=43522&highlight=pee+shower
I miss those guys

[zaako]

I've successfully pulled it off while showering with the g.f. :woot: ... took very careful and specific timing... but I got away with it... I think... :lol:
I love you homefrrie

[musicalcash]

Does opening the curtain and aiming for the toilet count?

(WARNING: Technique should not be used under specific circumstances)

[.The Boss]

omg, what is the lounge turning into? Not a single good thread to read.


I'm loosing :addict:

[HUGE_M00bs]

You guys are sick.
I see peeing in the shower on the same level as making out with your grandmother. :shake:

[brisar]

omg, what is the lounge turning into? Not a single good thread to read.
I'm loosing :addict:
Hey The Boss .....

what would you like to talk about?

You could start your own thread :nod:
something exciting, that people would like to read. what do ya say?

[Iaaaiws]

I see peeing in the shower on the same level as making out with your grandmother. :shake:
So making out with granny makes your feet warm?

[flyers2391]

Many people that don't say it's nasty ... but why? It washes away and the floor is good as new :lol:

[HUGE_M00bs]

So making out with granny makes your feet warm?
Yes. so?

[Devedander]

Only if someone else is in there with me and closer to the drain than I am.

[HUGE_M00bs]

Only if someone else is in there with me and closer to the drain than I am.
You sounded a little pissy with that comment. Do you want to talk about it?

[meyers14]

no freakin way would i do it, my husband does and it makes me want to puke because I can SMELL it *shivers*. Ick. I can be standing at the sink and know within 30 seconds. That is just gross! (but no offense to those of you who do...to each their own!)

[.DC.]

You sounded a little pissy with that comment. Do you want to talk about it?

I think you [V.N.] have "piss issuses" :lol:


I aim for the drain and its usually at the beginnig of the shower...then I put the shampoo on, and then shave.

Its all good.

[yesplease151]

So when you do shower, you piss all over yourself?

[LivninSC]

Hell ya! If we all pee'd in the shower the first thing in the morning we as a nation would save approximately half a billion gallons of water a day! (300M * 1.6G/flush)

It's the environmentally and fiscally responsible thing to do! Although atleast try to hit the drain so you don't get that warm pee smell ;)

[oshiri]

Hell ya! If we all pee'd in the shower the first thing in the morning we as a nation would save approximately half a billion gallons of water a day! (300M * 1.6G/flush)

It's the environmentally and fiscally responsible thing to do! Although atleast try to hit the drain so you don't get that warm pee smell ;)
haha nice one

we really need to poll to say, i am a man and pee in the shower, i am a man and i dotn pee in the shower, i am a woman and i pee i the shower, and i am a woman and i dont pee in the shower.

[.DC.]

haha nice one

we really need to poll to say, i am a man and pee in the shower, i am a man and i dotn pee in the shower, i am a woman and i pee i the shower, and i am a woman and i dont pee in the shower.

Don't forget the options of "all over my legs", "Wall", "Shower Floor" and "other"

:lol:

[peoples]

I remember seeing a mad TV skit once with a 15 minute infomercial where a guy recommends peeing in the shower as a method of not wasting time......i stoll the following text from another page talking about it....notice the pee comment

Sketch Length: 3:10
Original Airdate: 01.13.96

Bryan Callen ... Al Casdy
Phil LaMarr ... Bill
Mary Scheer ... Announcer (voice only)

(The MADtv audience cheers as the sketch begins, and self-help speaker Al Casdy speaks into the camera.)

Al: Hi, quit wasting time. I bet I've got your attention. My name is Al Casdy, and I want to show you how you can stop wasting unnecessary time. As author of the book, How to Be More Productive by Stopping Wasting Time in the Workspace or in the Car Driving to or from Work or Even at Home with Your Family and Everyone Can Do It Now. It's an easy-to-follow book that shows you how you can stop wasting time now. Do you waste time? Don't answer that, of course you do. We all do. In an average person's day, if you were to add up all of the wasted time; it would just amaze you at how much time is wasted in an average person's day. And we do that, every day, seven days a week, fifty-two weeks a year. Watch this.

(Bill enters the room.)

Al: Hi, Bill. How are you?

Bill: Fine, Al. How are you?

Al: Fine, thanks. See, do you see? You're wasting time right there. Thanks, Bill.

Bill: No problem. I just hope that I somehow helped you make your point about how much time is wasted in an average person's day in the skit we did just now.

Al: You did, Bill, and I thank you. Bill helped to outline one of the simple ways you can avoid wasting unnecessary time. Why not a greeting like this: Fine.

Bill: Me, too.

Al: See, do you see? That's just one easy way, and there's more. Number one: instead of waiting for a red light, cut through a gas station. Brush your teeth while you eat. Number three: lay your next day's clothes on top of you while you sleep. If your name is Johnathon or Richard, change it to John or Rich. Number five: pee in the shower. I have discovered literally billions of ways that we waste time every day. And wasting time is just that: a waste of time. I'm going to give you a moment of valuable time to let that sink in. Makes you think, doesn't it? When you add up these examples, you will be just amazed at how much time is left over for fun and productive things.

Bill: Hey, Al. I've got tickets to the baseball game. It will be fun. Want to go?

Al: No, thanks. I don't like baseball. But with all the valuable time I saved today, I could go if I wanted. It's all about time management. Just buy my book of ideas that will help you to stop wasting unnecessary time. So order now.

Announcer: To receive the book on time management in the commercial you've just seen, write to:

TIME MANAGEMENT
BOX 1211
LOS ANGELES, CA 90061

And if you order now, we'll throw in this forty volume set of videos, chalk-full of time management tips. Each video contains four hours of acted-out examples of how you can stop wasting time, acted out by real actors. Don't waste any more time. Why don't you act now?

[cipperob]

who comes up with this shit?

[sdwinner]

who comes up with this shit?

Disney that mofo...

[cogentman]

...I had a friend who showered with a guy that peed. It ended up being the deal breaker and HE never knew why.

I find it hard to believe THAT was the deal-breaker......

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[SuperNinja]

:iagree:

Take it toliet! Take it! Take it like the dirty little toliet you are! You always were good for sh!t, you rotton little toliet. ... Take it!



(I always let the toliet know who's boss :whip: )




;) :hug:
What's a toliet? :scratchh:

[Iaaaiws]

If you don't pee in the shower how else would you get those little hairs off of the soap?:scratch:

[Schooby]

If you don't pee in the shower how else would you get those little hairs off of the soap?:scratch:
:vomit: :yucky: TMFI!!!!

[HUGE_M00bs]

But don’t you think that’s an insult to the bathtub if you pee in it?
I mean you use it for bathing, not peeing.
Why can’t we just call it a peetub then?

[EllynE]

so this is only a man thing

I admit it, I am a woman and I pee in the shower! As well as shave and brush my teeth. Just saves time--and when you gotta go, you gotta go...:rolleyes:

[Iaaaiws]

But don’t you think that’s an insult to the bathtub if you pee in it?

Hey, fair is fair. My bathtub insults me every time it sees me naked.

[HUGE_M00bs]

Hey, fair is fair. My bathtub insults me every time it sees me naked.
Finally, someone who knows what I go through every 3rd morning.
Yes I shower every three days and it feels good.

[Schooby]

Finally, someone who knows what I go through every 3rd morning.
Yes I shower every three days and it feels good.
:shocking: You see Iaaaiws naked every third morning? :omg2::blackeye:

[Iaaaiws]

:shocking: You see Iaaaiws naked every third morning? :omg2::blackeye:
The scary thing is I haven't got any insults from him:hide:

[HUGE_M00bs]

The scary thing is I haven't got any insults from him:hide:
Well excuse me for holding back. :mad:

[Schooby]

Well excuse me for holding back. :mad:
:lmao: that's a new one! :lol: :clap:
Don't guys usually apologize for not holding back?

[Iaaaiws]

Well excuse me for holding back. :mad:
:lmao:

[HUGE_M00bs]

:lmao:
Fine, next time the piss is a coming. :lmao:

[veritableqndry]

I admit it, I am a woman and I pee in the shower! As well as shave and brush my teeth. Just saves time--and when you gotta go, you gotta go...:rolleyes:

I hope you mean you shave your legs... :eek:

[HUGE_M00bs]

:lmao: that's a new one! :lol: :clap:
Don't guys usually apologize for not holding back?
Why should they?:confused:

[arjunsr]

But don’t you think that’s an insult to the bathtub if you pee in it?
I mean you use it for bathing, not peeing.
Why can’t we just call it a peetub then?
i shower in my tub a lot more than i bathe in it. does that make it a showertub?

[HUGE_M00bs]

i shower in my tub a lot more than i bathe in it. does that make it a showertub?
Now you're just being silly.

[Mavtech]

One of my favorite signs near a pool:

Welcome to our ool. Notice there is no "P" in it. Please keep it that way!

[HUGE_M00bs]

One of my favorite signs near a pool:

Welcome to our ool. Notice there is no "P" in it. Please keep it that way!
:rofl2:

[EllynE]

I hope you mean you shave your legs...

I am not shaving my face if that is what you are eluding to... :wink5:

[veritableqndry]

I am not shaving my face if that is what you are eluding to... :wink5:

How about your teeth?

[EllynE]

Ouch! Nope strictly brush them.

[dicksleal]

I am not shaving my face if that is what you are eluding to... :wink5:

your testicles?

[teamneon]

I've successfully pulled it off while showering with the g.f. :woot: ... took very careful and specific timing... but I got away with it... I think... :lol:
ditto
u got to be good to pull that one off...lol

[catluver]

Seems appropriate with all the other threads recently ;)

[Suineg]

Seems appropriate with all the other threads recently ;)

:lol:....I haven't done it since I was a kid...but I thought it was a good topic for a thread

[Mel_10]

yup. and in the pool:D

[UncleJ]

Do you want to hear a more disgusting story? I don't pee in the shower, but ever heard of pooing in the shower?!

My friend once poo'd in the PUBLIC shower at camp once. That's so disgusting. Do you want to hear how they found out? They saw poo remains on the shower stalls and stuff...

Ugh...though I had a good laugh though, when his friends told me :lol:

[catluver]

Do you want to hear a more disgusting story? I don't pee in the shower, but ever heard of pooing in the shower?!

My friend once poo'd in the PUBLIC shower at camp once. That's so disgusting. Do you want to hear how they found out? They saw poo remains on the shower stalls and stuff...

Ugh...though I had a good laugh though, when his friends told me :lol:

too much info ;)

[UncleJ]

too much info ;)

Worth the laugh. And i've got stuff to blackmail him with :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :shake:

[serra]

yes or no?

sorry, some fix the title....it should say DO YOU PEE WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING??

i'm a poll noob.

[~Precious~]

ewwwww.....no..:vomit: :eek: :yuk:

[Pig]

:nono:

[serra]

hey it's anonymous...you can tell the truth now :nod:

[here_ismaverick]

yes or no?
no....:vomit:

.....actually, if i say yes...i would have to look for a new roommate.:lmao:

[~Precious~]

:nono:
hiya pig! how r ya?

[mental_flaw]

I rarely do, but yes it does happen.

[caligrl]

Ewwwww...no way :vomit:

[nutter218]

:yuk:

[Insanely Quiet]

yes.....

[serra]

someone mod alert and ask a friendly neighborhood mod to fix my question. i suck at polls. too excited i guess :woot2:

[.DC.]

Dude, I am pretty sure this was a repost...where's apple to do the search!!!??

[nutter218]

REPOST! (http://forums.slickdeals.net/showthread.php?t=43522&highlight=pee+shower)

[~Precious~]

REPOST! (http://forums.slickdeals.net/showthread.php?t=43522&highlight=pee+shower)



couldnt hold the itch...huh? :p
:lol:

[serra]

Hot damn it!!! I thought this question sounded familiar. :lol:

[nutter218]

couldnt hold the itch...huh? :p
:lol::shake:

[volleyballstud]

http://forums.slickdeals.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=14750&d=1150384500

[.DC.]

http://forums.slickdeals.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=14750&d=1150384500

That's HOT! What is the chick looking at...?

[volleyballstud]

That's HOT! What is the chick looking at...?
You do know that's Lucy Lawless aka Xena, right?
It's from the movie Eurotrip.

[Jex]

http://www.randomassshirts.com/shirts/Pee-in-the-Shower-JPGBlue-.jpg

For the op.

[.DC.]

You do know that's Lucy Lawless aka Xena, right?
It's from the movie Eurotrip.
Missed it...:sadwalk:

Time for me to be come a lesbo and go hang with Lucy...:lol:

[Pig]

hiya pig! how r ya?
:wave::hug:

[devil899]

sometimes. and my gf doesnt like it one bit. We shower together most of the time :) :heart:

[MoreToys]

Only when I see this poll 5 times in a lifetime.

[greatvyper]

REPOST! (http://forums.slickdeals.net/showthread.php?t=43522&highlight=pee+shower)



I like that poll better... I'm moving over to the other thread!:rolleyes:

[brisar]

No, I empty my bladder before I get in.

I think this is actually a repost.

[volleyballstud]

Where there's a Willy... there's a way.

[brisar]

found it.
should I mod-alert?

http://forums.slickdeals.net/showthread.php?sduid=47603&t=43522&highlight=shower

[volleyballstud]

found it.
should I mod-alert?

http://forums.slickdeals.net/showthread.php?sduid=47603&t=43522&highlight=shower
Umm... brisar...
nutter's post (http://forums.slickdeals.net/showpost.php?p=3048677&postcount=13)

http://forums.slickdeals.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=14780&stc=1&d=1150436476

[SuperNinja]

found it.
should I mod-alert?

http://forums.slickdeals.net/showthread.php?sduid=47603&t=43522&highlight=shower
REPOST!

[brisar]

HaHa !!! :lol:

you guys got me!

too funny.

[Striker]

this tastes like a repost

[Harleygurl]

That is just nasty :eek:

[Striker]

FWIW, I usually take the hair out of the drain when I plan on peeing in the shower. I don't want to be standing in my own urine for 5 minutes.

[Harleygurl]

FWIW, I usually take the hair out of the drain when I plan on peeing in the shower. I don't want to be standing in my own urine for 5 minutes.
If you go to all that trouble, why not just do it in the toilet?????

[volleyballstud]

If you go to all that trouble, why not just do it in the toilet?????
My apartment bathroom is so small, I can wash my hands in the sink and piss in the toilet... all while taking a shower.

[BikerEric]

the real question is: Do you release other bodily fluids while you are taking a shower? :eek:

[wakeboarder86]

captain repost

[Mavtech]

I don't ever plan on peeing in the shower. But, when the first water hits my feet, I gotta tinkle! Not getting out of the shower for that.

[zmarko]

It's all pipes!!

[burninator]

It's an involuntary reaction.

[Mavtech]

It's an involuntary reaction.

Absolutely. If I have to go before I get in the shower, I will use the toilet. But, it doesn't make sense to get out of the shower. I find it weird that someone would get out of the shower. If you have roommates, just don't tell them about it. If you do, they will act like it's gross. But, the reality is that they probably do it too.

[burninator]

Absolutely. If I have to go before I get in the shower, I will use the toilet. But, it doesn't make sense to get out of the shower. I find it weird that someone would get out of the shower. If you have roommates, just don't tell them about it. If you do, they will act like it's gross. But, the reality is that they probably do it too.
:iagree: But try not to do it if your wife's in there with you. She won't understand.

[Mavtech]

:iagree: But try not to do it if your wife's in there with you. She won't understand.

She knows. She doesn't mind. It's not like it sticks on the shower floor and then gets on someone elses feet.

[HUGE_M00bs]

Anyone who takes a piss in the shower needs his or her head checked.

[SuperNinja]

I would never pee in the shower. :nono:
































I would drop a log in there though. :nod:

[veritableqndry]

:iagree: But try not to do it if your wife's in there with you. She won't understand.

Are you kidding? It's +50 Man Points if you can pee on your wife's leg while the two of you shower together. Think about it: is she really gonna notice another stream of warm water? Just make sure she's washing her hair or something, so her eyes are closed until it all goes down the drain.

[Mavtech]

Anyone who takes a piss in the shower needs his or her head checked.

Just checked mine. It's fine.

[Parafly9]

As long as you keep #2 out of there you should be in good shape:horse:

[Mavtech]

As long as you keep #2 out of there you should be in good shape:horse:

#2 is off limits in the shower. I would hate to have to mush it down the drain.

[nutter218]

#2 is off limits in the shower. I would hate to have to mush it down the drain.:vomit: :yuk:

[TigerStar]

i suck polls. too excited i guess :woot2:

:crylol:

[LivninSC]

Hell ya! Like I said in the original post if every man woman and child pee'd in the shower instead of using the toilet first thing we'd save roughly half a billion gallons of water every day! That is of course assuming you pee in it while it's warming up, or pee while you're in it and actually showering :)

[ShowMeTheDeals]

I always pee before i get in the shower.

[JoonBug]

I always pee before i get in the shower.

Hey, I do, too! :D

[*Chrissy*]

Since we discussed toilet seats and sharing soap I figured I'd throw this one out....