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CountryGirl27
07-13-2006, 07:05 PM
For dating couples, get married virtually right here at iROM.org!
http://www.irom.org/virtual-marriage.php
Maybe this can come in handy for all you slickdeal cyber lovebirds! Now we just need virtual divorce!
wedgie13
07-13-2006, 08:13 PM
For dating couples, get married virtually right here at iROM.org!
http://www.irom.org/virtual-marriage.php
Maybe this can come in handy for all you slickdeal cyber lovebirds! Now we just need virtual divorce!
:rofl2:
Schooby
07-13-2006, 08:16 PM
CRAP! You mean I could have just hit "delete"?!?!?!?!?!?!?! :doh:
killerbootsman
07-13-2006, 08:17 PM
Killerbootsman & Samiches And Oral Treats
All the love, without all the hassle!
JUST MARRIED
volleyballstud
07-13-2006, 08:17 PM
Wow... now I can totally practice polygamy!
wedgie13
07-13-2006, 08:18 PM
Wow... now I can totally practice polygamy!
Dude, why would you want more than one nagging wife?
Landers
07-13-2006, 08:19 PM
Autumn, snehi, caligrl, MissC: Will you all marry me? :flowers2:
caligrl
07-13-2006, 08:19 PM
Autumn, snehi, caligrl, MissC: Will you all marry me? :flowers:
:hug:
Landers
07-13-2006, 08:20 PM
:hug:
Is that a yes? :woot2:
volleyballstud
07-13-2006, 08:21 PM
Dude, why would you want more than one nagging wife?
they can't nag at me if i don't answer my IM's or PM's...
caligrl
07-13-2006, 08:21 PM
Is that a yes? :woot2:
Lets do it :)
Landers
07-13-2006, 08:22 PM
Lets do it :)
Wot is your email? hehe
Landers
07-13-2006, 08:28 PM
I'm married! :woot:
Dear Landers and Caligrl
Via this email, we pronounce you husband and wife. Regardless of your race, language or faith, from this day forward, you will feel no rain, for each of you will be shelter for the other. You will feel no cold, for each of you will be warmth to the other. There will be no loneliness, for each of you will be companion to the other. From this day, you are two persons, with only one life before you. Your hopes and dreams are now intermingled, and you will strive for harmony through compromise and forgiveness.
May beauty surround both of you in the journey ahead and through all the years. May happiness be your companion and your days together be full of tenderness, commitment and understanding.
Congratulations and thank you for registering your marriage with us. Although this email document has no legal significance, we hope you will treat it with respect, print it out, and hang it in an honored place at home.
Please note that this marriage is indissoluble and regardless of the direction your relationship takes after this day, this marriage will be a permanent record of your life's most romantic moment, beautifully engraved in history. In other words, there is no such thing as divorce at iROM.org, and your commitment is forever.
Now that you have registered your marriage, You might also wish to invite your friends to view your iROM Marriage Registration at http://www.irom.org/list.php?MonthWedded=200606#9e1defba. Simply email them this link and let them share the joy with you.
Signed,
Ministry of Love iROM.org
volleyballstud
07-13-2006, 08:29 PM
I'm married! :woot:
Sgt. Slick will be proud of you. Hope you have a flack jacket.
caligrl
07-13-2006, 08:30 PM
I'm married! :woot:When is our honeymoon
Sgt. Slick will be proud of you. Hope you have a flack jacket.:lmao:
Landers
07-13-2006, 08:31 PM
When is our honeymoon :evil:
Where would you like to go my dear? :kiss: Name the place and away we shall go :D
caligrl
07-13-2006, 08:32 PM
Please note that this marriage is indissoluble and regardless of the direction your relationship takes after this day, this marriage will be a permanent record of your life's most romantic moment, beautifully engraved in history. In other words, there is no such thing as divorce at iROM.org, and your commitment is forever.
Oops...I guess I should have read the fine print :lol:
HUGE_M00bs
07-13-2006, 08:32 PM
I'm so happy. :crying:
Dear Virginia_nasty and Ginny
Via this email, we pronounce you husband and wife. Regardless of your race, language or faith, from this day forward, you will feel no rain, for each of you will be shelter for the other. You will feel no cold, for each of you will be warmth to the other. There will be no loneliness, for each of you will be companion to the other. From this day, you are two persons, with only one life before you. Your hopes and dreams are now intermingled, and you will strive for harmony through compromise and forgiveness.
May beauty surround both of you in the journey ahead and through all the years. May happiness be your companion and your days together be full of tenderness, commitment and understanding.
Congratulations and thank you for registering your marriage with us. Although this email document has no legal significance, we hope you will treat it with respect, print it out, and hang it in an honored place at home.
Please note that this marriage is indissoluble and regardless of the direction your relationship takes after this day, this marriage will be a permanent record of your life's most romantic moment, beautifully engraved in history. In other words, there is no such thing as divorce at iROM.org, and your commitment is forever.
Now that you have registered your marriage, You might also wish to invite your friends to view your iROM Marriage Registration at http://www.irom.org/list.php?MonthWedded=200606#4486fe0c. Simply email them this link and let them share the joy with you.
Signed,
Ministry of Love iROM.org
caligrl
07-13-2006, 08:32 PM
Where would you like to go my dear? :kiss: Name the place and away we shall go :D
surprise me :)
HUGE_M00bs
07-13-2006, 08:33 PM
surprise me :)
OK, you're going with me!
PghBunch
07-13-2006, 08:34 PM
Awww... I'm jealous now. Anyone wanna cheat on their new spouse? ;-)
wedgie13
07-13-2006, 08:35 PM
Alright, who wants to get married?!!! :hug: :heart:
caligrl
07-13-2006, 08:36 PM
OK, you're going with me!
:lol: :lol:
HUGE_M00bs
07-13-2006, 08:37 PM
Awww... I'm jealous now. Anyone wanna cheat on their new spouse? ;-)
I would but I'd kill myself if I found out. :nod:
Alright, who wants to get married?!!! :hug: :heart:
Toooooooo late, this peice of beef is off the market.
Landers
07-13-2006, 08:38 PM
surprise me :)
Paris, my sweet?
A show at the opera house?
http://www.whitman.edu/theatre/theatretour/paris%20opera/paris%20images/paris.opera.2.jpg
Following dinner at the Eiffel Tower?
http://www2.sjsu.edu/depts/jwss/bath2004/images/Eiffel%20Tower%2058.jpg
And ending the eveing with a bottle of champagne at the hotel room :evil:
http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/BNS/BNS262/HTL131.jpg
How does that sound? :)
HUGE_M00bs
07-13-2006, 08:39 PM
hhmmmm...you're not my type. :nono:
Paris, my sweet?
How does that sound? :)
caligrl
07-13-2006, 08:40 PM
Paris, my sweet?
How does that sound? :)
:heart: :heart: Sounds perfect :hug: :kiss:
Landers
07-13-2006, 08:42 PM
hhmmmm...you're not my type. :nono:
:lol: I would hope not ;)
I'd have a beer with you, but i wouldn't share a bottle of champagne with you in a bathrobe in a hotel room in paris. :nono:
:heart: :heart: Sounds perfect :hug: :kiss:
:blush:
volleyballstud
07-13-2006, 08:42 PM
:lol: I would hope not ;)
I'd have a beer with you, but i wouldn't share a bottle of champagne with you in a bathrobe in a hotel room in paris. :nono:
why not?
Landers
07-13-2006, 08:50 PM
why not?
Just something about sharing a bottle of champagne with another dude in bathrobes is a turn off.. idk though. :lol:
caligrl
07-13-2006, 08:53 PM
Are we the only happy couple??
Well besides Ginny and VN :lol:
HUGE_M00bs
07-13-2006, 08:55 PM
Are we the only happy couple??
Well besides Ginny and VN :lol:
Well, we fought and we're not talking at the moment.
skipadedodah
07-13-2006, 08:57 PM
Virginia nasty and Ginny are off sealing the deal as we speak
Say no more nudge nudge know what I mean???
Enjoy the one handed honeymoon
edited.... awww sorry to hear of the SPAT.....
Landers
07-13-2006, 08:58 PM
Are we the only happy couple??
Well besides Ginny and VN :lol:
Well, there was killerbootsman and his sammiches.. :lol:
caligrl
07-13-2006, 08:58 PM
Well, we fought and we're not talking at the moment.:hug: I'm sure it will all work out!!
HUGE_M00bs
07-13-2006, 08:59 PM
edited.... awww sorry to hear of the SPAT.....
that's ok, Ginny's a slut anyways.
Well, there was killerbootsman and his sammiches.. :lol:
I saw that. :lmao:
Kramer!
07-13-2006, 09:08 PM
Dear Packman1265 and Kramer210
Via this email, we pronounce you husband and traitor. Regardless of your race, language or faith, from this day forward, you will feel pain, for each of you will be tormented from the other. You will feel sub zero cold, for each of you will be bitter to the other. There will be many nights of loneliness, for each of you will be compelled away from the other. From this day, you are two persons, with two lives before you. Your hopes and dreams are now shattered, and you will strive for harmony through war and beatings.
May rebellion surround both of you in the journey ahead and through all the years. May ranting be your companion and your days together be full of chicken tenderness, condiments and misunderstanding.
Congratulations and thank you for registering your hatred. Although this email document has no legal significance, we hope you will treat it with rudeness, print it out, and hang it in an honored place in the dungeon.
Please note that this marriage is indissoluble and regardless of the direction your relationship takes after this day, this marriage will be a permanent record of your life's most regretful moment, beautifully engraved in history. In other words, there is no such thing as murder at iROM.org, and your condiments don't last forever.
Signed,
Ministry of Love iROM.org
Landers
07-13-2006, 09:08 PM
Dear Packman1265 and Kramer210
Via this email, we pronounce you husband and traitor. Regardless of your race, language or faith, from this day forward, you will feel pain, for each of you will be tormented from the other. You will feel sub zero cold, for each of you will be bitter to the other. There will be many nights of loneliness, for each of you will be compelled away from the other. From this day, you are two persons, with two lives before you. Your hopes and dreams are now shattered, and you will strive for harmony through war and beatings.
May rebellion surround both of you in the journey ahead and through all the years. May ranting be your companion and your days together be full of chicken tenderness, condiments and misunderstanding.
Congratulations and thank you for registering your hatred. Although this email document has no legal significance, we hope you will treat it with rudeness, print it out, and hang it in an honored place in the dungeon.
Please note that this marriage is indissoluble and regardless of the direction your relationship takes after this day, this marriage will be a permanent record of your life's most regretful moment, beautifully engraved in history. In other words, there is no such thing as murder at iROM.org, and your condiments don't last forever.
Signed,
Ministry of Love iROM.org
:lol:
caligrl
07-13-2006, 09:09 PM
:lmao:
HUGE_M00bs
07-13-2006, 09:09 PM
I didn’t know you enjoyed necrophilia :woot2:
Dear Packman1265 and Kramer210
Via this email, we pronounce you husband and traitor. Regardless of your race, language or faith, from this day forward, you will feel pain, for each of you will be tormented from the other. You will feel sub zero cold, for each of you will be bitter to the other. There will be many nights of loneliness, for each of you will be compelled away from the other. From this day, you are two persons, with two lives before you. Your hopes and dreams are now shattered, and you will strive for harmony through war and beatings.
May rebellion surround both of you in the journey ahead and through all the years. May ranting be your companion and your days together be full of chicken tenderness, condiments and misunderstanding.
Congratulations and thank you for registering your hatred. Although this email document has no legal significance, we hope you will treat it with rudeness, print it out, and hang it in an honored place in the dungeon.
Please note that this marriage is indissoluble and regardless of the direction your relationship takes after this day, this marriage will be a permanent record of your life's most regretful moment, beautifully engraved in history. In other words, there is no such thing as murder at iROM.org, and your condiments don't last forever.
Signed,
Ministry of Love iROM.org
Autumn
07-13-2006, 09:10 PM
I'd get virtually married...sadly..I have no Internet bf to get married to :sadwalk: ;) lol
HUGE_M00bs
07-13-2006, 09:11 PM
I'd get virtually married...sadly..I have no Internet bf to get married to :sadwalk: ;) lol
I'm Mormon, marry me!
Landers
07-13-2006, 09:11 PM
I'd get virtually married...sadly..I have no Internet bf to get married to :sadwalk: ;) lol
I'm into that whole polygamy thing.. if you had read the beginning of the thread I already asked you to marry me.. i guess your non-reply is a no. :sadwalk:
Autumn
07-13-2006, 09:13 PM
I'm into that whole polygamy thing.. if you had read the beginning of the thread I already asked you to marry me.. i guess your non-reply is a no. :sadwalk:
I saw your proposal...I was gonna say yes...but then I saw you married another. I couldn't make her share you.
HUGE_M00bs
07-13-2006, 09:13 PM
I saw your proposal...I was gonna say yes...but then I saw you married another. I couldn't make her share you.
cough :iagree: cough
Autumn
07-13-2006, 09:13 PM
I'm Mormon, marry me!
:lol: Which wife would I be?
Imerson
07-13-2006, 09:14 PM
I'm considering marrying Stephany...
caligrl
07-13-2006, 09:14 PM
I saw your proposal...I was gonna say yes...but then I saw you married another. I couldn't make her share you.I dont mind sharing :)
HUGE_M00bs
07-13-2006, 09:15 PM
I'm considering marrying Stephany...
Don't do it, I heard her boobs are fake.
volleyballstud
07-13-2006, 09:16 PM
Well Kramer, if you're looking for a way to break the ice with Jamie and you know her e-mail address... :nod:
Landers
07-13-2006, 09:16 PM
I dont mind sharing :)
Menage a trois? :evil: ;)
Well Kramer, if you're looking for a way to break the ice with Jamie and you know her e-mail address... :nod:
:rofl2: Post of the freakin' day.
CrazyCatJade
07-13-2006, 09:17 PM
Where is anhil8er? He can be my husband. No one else wants to be...
So who hasn't been married yet? :dontknow:
Kramer!
07-13-2006, 09:20 PM
Well Kramer, if you're looking for a way to break the ice with Jamie and you know her e-mail address... :nod:
I know her school email when she was in school:lmao:
CrazyCatJade
07-13-2006, 09:21 PM
Im single...still...
ahnil8er
07-13-2006, 09:29 PM
Where is anhil8er? He can be my husband. No one else wants to be...
im here!!! Marry me!
Now Damnit! :ranting:
:crazylaf:
im here!!! Marry me!
Now Damnit! :ranting:
:crazylaf:
ive decided that when im going to propose, then this is exactly how i will do it.
"Marry me! Now Damnit!" and then ill start whining and pouting and then start spinning in circles with my tongue hanging out and my eyes going in circles.
cool huh?
caligrl
07-13-2006, 09:29 PM
im here!!! Marry me!
Now Damnit! :ranting:
:crazylaf:
I wanna be the flower girl!!!
skipadedodah
07-13-2006, 09:31 PM
I'd get virtually married...sadly..I have no Internet bf to get married to :sadwalk: ;) lol
Um stalk stalk stalk...
If it was not for that darn Restraining order, and your husband with all them guns.....
CrazyCatJade
07-13-2006, 09:33 PM
OK! Just quit spinning, you're making me dizzy...
*Jambri*
07-13-2006, 10:23 PM
im here!!! Marry me!
Now Damnit! :ranting:
:crazylaf:
Congrats I guess. :sadwalk:
ahnil8er
07-13-2006, 10:26 PM
Congrats I guess. :sadwalk:
:hug: :heart: :hug:
you know my heart still belongs with u...
*Jambri*
07-13-2006, 10:28 PM
:hug: :heart: :hug:
you know my heart still belongs with u...
:woot: :kiss:
kumpooterjooser
07-13-2006, 10:34 PM
Darn, looks like everybody in Lounge hooked up...
Any women out there...
ahnil8er
07-13-2006, 10:56 PM
Darn, looks like everybody in Lounge hooked up...
Any women out there...
sorry suckah, but they are all mine.
i even have Ginny and Appleyum too!
CrazyCatJade
07-13-2006, 11:22 PM
Ahnil8er is officially MINE!! And Caligirl was the flower girl, it even says so if you go to the page...yadayada...place - SD lounge with Caligirl as a witness and flowergirl.
Dear Ahnil8er and Crazycatjade19
Via this email, we pronounce you husband and wife. Regardless of your race, language or faith, from this day forward, you will feel no rain, for each of you will be shelter for the other. You will feel no cold, for each of you will be warmth to the other. There will be no loneliness, for each of you will be companion to the other. From this day, you are two persons, with only one life before you. Your hopes and dreams are now intermingled, and you will strive for harmony through compromise and forgiveness.
May beauty surround both of you in the journey ahead and through all the years. May happiness be your companion and your days together be full of tenderness, commitment and understanding.
Congratulations and thank you for registering your marriage with us. Although this email document has no legal significance, we hope you will treat it with respect, print it out, and hang it in an honored place at home.
Please note that this marriage is indissoluble and regardless of the direction your relationship takes after this day, this marriage will be a permanent record of your life's most romantic moment, beautifully engraved in history. In other words, there is no such thing as divorce at iROM.org, and your commitment is forever.
Now that you have registered your marriage, You might also wish to invite your friends to view your iROM Marriage Registration at http://www.irom.org/list.php?MonthWedded=200606#119b3cb8. Simply email them this link and let them share the joy with you.
Signed,
Ministry of Love iROM.org
Love you Ahnil8er!!!!:kiss: :kiss:
kumpooterjooser
07-13-2006, 11:24 PM
Ahnil8er is officially MINE!! And Caligirl was the flower girl, it even says so if you go to the page...yadayada...place - SD lounge with Caligirl as a witness and flowergirl.
Dear Ahnil8er and Crazycatjade19
Via this email, we pronounce you husband and wife. Regardless of your race, language or faith, from this day forward, you will feel no rain, for each of you will be shelter for the other. You will feel no cold, for each of you will be warmth to the other. There will be no loneliness, for each of you will be companion to the other. From this day, you are two persons, with only one life before you. Your hopes and dreams are now intermingled, and you will strive for harmony through compromise and forgiveness.
May beauty surround both of you in the journey ahead and through all the years. May happiness be your companion and your days together be full of tenderness, commitment and understanding.
Congratulations and thank you for registering your marriage with us. Although this email document has no legal significance, we hope you will treat it with respect, print it out, and hang it in an honored place at home.
Please note that this marriage is indissoluble and regardless of the direction your relationship takes after this day, this marriage will be a permanent record of your life's most romantic moment, beautifully engraved in history. In other words, there is no such thing as divorce at iROM.org, and your commitment is forever.
Now that you have registered your marriage, You might also wish to invite your friends to view your iROM Marriage Registration at http://www.irom.org/list.php?MonthWedded=200606#119b3cb8. Simply email them this link and let them share the joy with you.
Signed,
Ministry of Love iROM.org
Love you Anhil8er!!!!:kiss: :kiss:
Cool now you can cheat on the tard by going out with me...:lol:
CrazyCatJade
07-13-2006, 11:25 PM
Cool now you can cheat on the tard by going out with me...:lol:
How did I know something like that was gonna come from you?? LOL, I still love you too! I'll ask Ahnil8er if I can marry you too.:nod: :nod: I'll be a REAL lounge whore then!
kumpooterjooser
07-13-2006, 11:27 PM
How did I know something like that was gonna come from you?? LOL, I still love you too! I'll ask Ahnil8er if I can marry you too.:nod: :nod: I'll be a REAL lounge whore then!
A 3some where that fark a$$ grabber tard is involved...
Thanks, but no Thanks...:lol:
Autumn
07-13-2006, 11:28 PM
Um stalk stalk stalk...
If it was not for that darn Restraining order, and your husband with all them guns.....
Hmmm...well you ARE my favorite stalking :scratch:
*Jambri*
07-13-2006, 11:28 PM
Ahnil8er is officially MINE!!
You then seem to have a problem please read post #61.
CrazyCatJade
07-13-2006, 11:39 PM
You then seem to have a problem please read post #61.
I just talked to him. He told me his heart was mine. Sorry Jambri!
*Jambri*
07-13-2006, 11:45 PM
I just talked to him. He told me his heart was mine. Sorry Jambri!
It's all good I have my sd b/f, I just think you should be careful with him since he makes it visible to all who his heart belongs to.
CrazyCatJade
07-13-2006, 11:47 PM
Ok. Ask him tomorrow.
Autumn
07-13-2006, 11:49 PM
Ok. Ask him tomorrow.
Crazycat...your avatar makes me sad :(
ahnil8er
07-13-2006, 11:50 PM
my mouth is shut!!
*Jambri*
07-13-2006, 11:50 PM
Ok. Ask him tomorrow.
:lol:
BTW congrats on getting married. :hug:
CrazyCatJade
07-13-2006, 11:50 PM
my mouth is shut!!
I am gonna kick your butt...
McSlick
07-13-2006, 11:51 PM
I am gonna kick your butt...
:popcorn:
CrazyCatJade
07-13-2006, 11:52 PM
Crazycat...your avatar makes me sad :(
That avatar is from before the FDA approved prozac for smileys. He was suicidal, and had nowhere to turn.
kumpooterjooser
07-13-2006, 11:52 PM
It's all good I have my sd b/f, I just think you should be careful with him since he makes it visible to all who his heart belongs to.
The guy who's twins are on sabbatical...
ahnil8er
07-13-2006, 11:52 PM
ladies ladies ladies... there is enough Anil to go around for everyone.
No need to fight over me. Im just a humble stud. Nothing more, nothing less.
kumpooterjooser
07-13-2006, 11:52 PM
That avatar is from before the FDA approved prozac for smileys. He was suicidal, and had nowhere to turn.
:crylol:
Autumn
07-13-2006, 11:53 PM
That avatar is from before the FDA approved prozac for smileys. He was suicidal, and had nowhere to turn.
Poor little guy. Microwave...whata way to go :sadwalk:
CrazyCatJade
07-13-2006, 11:53 PM
The guy who's twins are on sabbatical...
You are terrible kummy...lol...
kumpooterjooser
07-13-2006, 11:53 PM
ladies ladies ladies... there is enough Anil to go around for everyone.
No need to fight over me. Im just a humble stud. Nothing more, nothing less.
The last time you documented your performance, it was peak in 2mins...
teh hotness Jambri needs more than taht...
ahnil8er
07-13-2006, 11:53 PM
It's all good I have my sd b/f, I just think you should be careful with him since he makes it visible to all who his heart belongs to.
I am officially taken! I am married to Crazycat!!!! Shes mine forever, and im free to do what i want with her :evil:
Task 1) Sammich please.
CrazyCatJade
07-13-2006, 11:55 PM
Poor little guy. Microwave...whata way to go :sadwalk:
He felt it would be quick. It only took 10 seconds and was over. He is watching from smiley heaven and is happy his memory lives on to educate others....
I am officially taken! I am married to Crazycat!!!! Shes mine forever, and im free to do what i want with her :evil:
Task 1) Sammich please.
You get your sammich when you tell me who your heart belongs to.:nod:
The last time you documented your performance, it was peak in 2mins...
teh hotness Jambri needs more than taht...
I don't know if thats enough for me...
*Jambri*
07-13-2006, 11:57 PM
The last time you documented your performance, it was peak in 2mins...
teh hotness Jambri needs more than taht...
I sure do. :hug:
CrazyCatJade
07-14-2006, 12:00 AM
I might too...
kumpooterjooser
07-14-2006, 12:01 AM
Looks like ahnil will make his own sammich...
*Jambri*
07-14-2006, 12:01 AM
:popcorn:
Care to share some :popcorn: with me TMK?
CrazyCatJade
07-14-2006, 12:02 AM
Looks like ahnil will make his own sammich...
He will be if he doesn't get his arse back here! I wear the pants in the relationship.
McSlick
07-14-2006, 12:02 AM
Care to share some :popcorn: with me TMK?
Of course, there is plenty :)
:hug:
ahnil8er
07-14-2006, 12:03 AM
My heart + everythign else belongs to crazy cat!!
I promise, 3+ minutes ok?
kumpooterjooser
07-14-2006, 12:03 AM
Of course, there is plenty :)
:hug:
I tawt I taw tum totcorn...:yummy:
McSlick
07-14-2006, 12:04 AM
I tawt I taw tum totcorn...:yummy:
:lol:
There is some for you and Tweety too :)
CrazyCatJade
07-14-2006, 12:06 AM
My heart + everythign else belongs to crazy cat!!
I promise, 3+ minutes ok?
Okay! We can work on stamina...
kumpooterjooser
07-14-2006, 12:08 AM
:lol:
There is some for you and Tweety too :)
:nod: :yummy:
HUGE_M00bs
07-14-2006, 02:47 AM
:wave:
You're never going to get married. You never talk on the phone.
You're never going to get married. You never talk on the phone.
Sure I do.
Just not to you.
HUGE_M00bs
07-14-2006, 02:51 AM
Sure I do.
Just not to you
Oh, then what's your number?
PghBunch
07-14-2006, 05:22 AM
LOL.... I wonder if you can divorce your spouse online too??
Any chance they honor the "lemon law" type of thing where you've got 3 days to return it for a full refund......... I figured that if Britney got to do it.....
volleyballstud
07-14-2006, 05:24 AM
LOL.... I wonder if you can divorce your spouse online too??
Any chance they honor the "lemon law" type of thing where you've got 3 days to return it for a full refund......... I figured that if Britney got to do it.....
:lol: OUCH!
I'm married! :woot:
great tax writeoff!
volleyballstud
07-14-2006, 05:54 AM
my mouth is shut!!
Liar... the seat is up!
stealth
07-14-2006, 06:48 AM
:scratch: This seems like a great way to collect and sell e-mail addresses.
<Debbie Downer sound-effect> O_o
caligrl
07-14-2006, 09:10 AM
Ahnil8er is officially MINE!! And Caligirl was the flower girl, it even says so if you go to the page...yadayada...place - SD lounge with Caligirl as a witness and flowergirl.
:hug: It was a beautiful wedding!!
kumpooterjooser
07-14-2006, 09:12 AM
:hug: It was a beautiful wedding!!
Ppl need to listen when I say "I Object" during the ceremony:mad:
caligrl
07-14-2006, 09:13 AM
Ppl need to listen when I say "I Object" during the ceremony:mad::lol:
*Jambri*
07-14-2006, 09:13 AM
Ppl need to listen when I say "I Object" during the ceremony:mad:
:eek:
You want to be with crazycatjade19?
Man, I hate that tstar might not be on until Monday I wanted us to get married. :(
ahnil8er
07-14-2006, 09:14 AM
:eek:
You want to be with crazycatjade19?
Man, I hate that tstar might not be on until Monday I wanted us to get married. :(
we can elope before monday! :evil:
CRAP! You mean I could have just hit "delete"?!?!?!?!?!?!?! :doh:
:rofl2:
kumpooterjooser
07-14-2006, 09:17 AM
:eek:
You want to be with crazycatjade19?
Man, I hate that tstar might not be on until Monday I wanted us to get married. :(
Jambri and tstar
Well, now tahts a match made in e-heaven...:woot:
Although, his twins are on sabbatical.
veritableqndry
07-14-2006, 09:17 AM
I'm kind of pissed they use that Apache ceremony in their little online sham. I had some parts from that passage in my wedding vows. It meant a lot more when I was standing in front of the officiant.
finzz2dlft
07-14-2006, 09:20 AM
VBS, will you marry me? :heart:
*Jambri*
07-14-2006, 09:21 AM
we can elope before monday! :evil:
You want to get in trouble again with crazycatjade19?
Jambri and tstar
Well, now tahts a match made in e-heaven...:woot:Although, his twins are on sabbatical.
Awww thanks honey. :hug:
Oh and btw the twins are doing great now. :sly:
ahnil8er
07-14-2006, 09:21 AM
:sadwalk:
:hug: :heart:
BlooQKazoo
07-14-2006, 09:22 AM
:sadwalk:
PINK...will you (virtually) marry me?
kumpooterjooser
07-14-2006, 09:22 AM
You want to get in trouble again with crazycatjade19?
Awww thanks honey. :hug:
Oh and btw the twins are doing great now. :sly:
I'm purrrrrrrrrrrty sure about your twins:evillaf:
But the tiger aint tiger anymore...:lmao:
:hug: :heart:
get off me you cheatin whore!!!
ahnil8er
07-14-2006, 09:27 AM
get off me you cheatin whore!!!
:weeping: :crying: :crying2: :paperbag: :blackeye: :worthy:
*Jambri*
07-14-2006, 09:29 AM
:weeping: :crying: :crying2: :paperbag: :blackeye: :worthy:
You just wanted Pink to get attacked by your wife just like she attacked me last night.
Glad Pink put you in your place. :nod:
I'm purrrrrrrrrrrty sure about your twins:evillaf:
But the tiger aint tiger anymore...:lmao:
:eek: You've seen my twins?
PINK...will you (virtually) marry me?
Ohhh great... now i'm getting pitty marriage proposals.... I have reached the prime of my life!!! That's sweet my little blue blob, but I must go to my kitchen and find anything with more than 75 fat grams and 1200 calories to quickly consume.....
At least he was sweet enough to pitty me... Someone should send him a package of candy!!!
BlooQKazoo
07-14-2006, 09:31 AM
Ohhh great... now i'm getting pitty marriage proposals.... I have reached the prime of my life!!! That's sweet my little blue blob, but I must go to my kitchen and find anything with more than 75 fat grams and 1200 calories to quickly consume.....
At least he was sweet enough to pitty me... Someone should send him a package of candy!!!
:( I was being serious
:sadwalk:
You just wanted Pink to get attacked by your wife just like she attacked me last night.
Glad Pink put you in your place. :nod:
:eek: You've seen my twins?
:evil: And oohhhh what fun it was.....
BTW, the twins are looking mighty purky lately!:nod:
ahnil8er
07-14-2006, 09:32 AM
i think this goes to show that getting married is a bad thing! especially when ur a studly stud like me : )
*Jambri*
07-14-2006, 09:33 AM
BTW, the twins are looking mighty purky lately!:nod:
Thanks. :P
Yeah meant to mention that I saw your twins in the SD sistah locker room and they look GREAT.
i think this goes to show that getting married is a bad thing! especially when ur a studly stud like me : )
Shut it toilet breath!:mad:
BikerEric
07-14-2006, 09:35 AM
I sing the songs, I do the backrubs and damn, nobody wants me.. :sadwalk:
Well , up on the scoot and in the wind! :biker:
ahnil8er
07-14-2006, 09:35 AM
Shut it toilet breath!:mad:
:sorry:
:( I was being serious
:sadwalk:
Then YES!!!!:hug:
Bigtime is gettin some serious boobie action....As for the rest of you who apparently have me on ignore.... I hope you accidentally zip your member up in your pants!
stealth
07-14-2006, 09:36 AM
I sing the songs, I do the backrubs and damn, nobody wants me.. :sadwalk:
Well , up on the scoot and in the wind! :biker:
You're more of a desperado, aren't ya?
:nod:
BlooQKazoo
07-14-2006, 09:37 AM
Then YES!!!!:hug:
Bigtime is gettin some serious boobie action....As for the rest of you who apparently have me on ignore.... I hope you accidentally zip your member up in your pants!
woohoo! I need your e-mail though lol
BikerEric
07-14-2006, 09:37 AM
You're more of a desperado, aren't ya?
:nod:
me?
Desperado Lyrics
Artist(Band):Eagles
Review The Song (1) Print the Lyrics
Desperado Lyrics
Desperado, why don't you come to your senses?
You been out ridin' fences for so long now
Oh, you're a hard one
I know that you got your reasons
These things that are pleasin' you
Will hurt you somehow
Don't you draw the queen of diamonds boy
She'll beat you if she's able
You know the queen of hearts is always your best bet
Now it seems to me, some fine things
Have been laid upon your table
But you only want the ones that you can't get
Desperado, oh, you ain't gettin' no younger
Your pain and your hunger, they're drivin' you home
And freedom, oh freedom well, that's just some people talkin'
Your prison is walking through this world all alone
Don't your feet get cold in the winter time?
The sky won't snow and the sun won't shine
It's hard to tell the night time from the day
You're losin' all your highs and lows
Ain't it funny how the feeling goes away ?
Desperado, why don't you come to your senses?
Come down from your fences, open the gate
It may be rainin', but there's a rainbow above you
You better let somebody love you
(let sombody love you)
You better let somebody love you
before it's too late
kumpooterjooser
07-14-2006, 09:39 AM
...
:eek: You've seen my twins?
The answer to taht is "How closely you identify someone with their avatar":nod:
me?
Desperado Lyrics
Artist(Band):Eagles
Review The Song (1) Print the Lyrics
Desperado Lyrics
Desperado, why don't you come to your senses?
You been out ridin' fences for so long now
Oh, you're a hard one
I know that you got your reasons
These things that are pleasin' you
Will hurt you somehow
Don't you draw the queen of diamonds boy
She'll beat you if she's able
You know the queen of hearts is always your best bet
Now it seems to me, some fine things
Have been laid upon your table
But you only want the ones that you can't get
Desperado, oh, you ain't gettin' no younger
Your pain and your hunger, they're drivin' you home
And freedom, oh freedom well, that's just some people talkin'
Your prison is walking through this world all alone
Don't your feet get cold in the winter time?
The sky won't snow and the sun won't shine
It's hard to tell the night time from the day
You're losin' all your highs and lows
Ain't it funny how the feeling goes away ?
Desperado, why don't you come to your senses?
Come down from your fences, open the gate
It may be rainin', but there's a rainbow above you
You better let somebody love you
(let sombody love you)
You better let somebody love you
before it's too late
:weeping: :weeping: :crying2: :crying2:
caligrl
07-14-2006, 09:40 AM
The answer to taht is "How closely you identify someone with their avatar":nod:
:lol:
BlooQKazoo
07-14-2006, 09:44 AM
Then YES!!!!:hug:
Bigtime is gettin some serious boobie action....As for the rest of you who apparently have me on ignore.... I hope you accidentally zip your member up in your pants!
No response? Is the magic gone already? :(
No response? Is the magic gone already? :(
Sheeesh! 2 minutes and your already demanding things????
BlooQKazoo
07-14-2006, 09:46 AM
Sheeesh! 2 minutes and your already demanding things????
lol...I wasn't demanding. Unless you like that sort of thing :evil:
*Jambri*
07-14-2006, 09:47 AM
The answer to taht is "How closely you identify someone with their avatar":nod:
Ok, good. Thought you had seen the picture of them that has been going around with some of the SD guys. Damn ahnil8er let it lose!!!:mad:
BikerEric
07-14-2006, 09:49 AM
there is aways room on the seat behind me(for a lady)
there is aways room on the seat behind me(for a lady)
:wave:
BlooQKazoo
07-14-2006, 09:53 AM
*sigh* another lady lost to BikerEric. I guess I should be getting used to this by now.
kumpooterjooser
07-14-2006, 09:54 AM
Ok, good. Thought you had seen the picture of them that has been going around with some of the SD guys. Damn ahnil8er let it lose!!!:mad:
OK, now I'm curious...:omg:
I wanna see the :kewlpic: :nod:
BikerEric
07-14-2006, 09:55 AM
*sigh* another lady lost to BikerEric. I guess I should be getting used to this by now.
I can't take somebody elses girl! that just wouldn't be right
ahnil8er
07-14-2006, 09:55 AM
Ok, good. Thought you had seen the picture of them that has been going around with some of the SD guys. Damn ahnil8er let it lose!!!:mad:
:paperbag:
volleyballstud
07-14-2006, 09:56 AM
I'm kind of pissed they use that Apache ceremony in their little online sham. I had some parts from that passage in my wedding vows. It meant a lot more when I was standing in front of the officiant.
Apache ceremony? As in helicopter or American Indian? American Indian would be cool.
VBS, will you marry me? :heart:
:superman: :heart: You don't have to ask me twice! :heart:
BlooQKazoo
07-14-2006, 09:56 AM
I can't take somebody elses girl! that just wouldn't be right
I think she left me by choice. If I was female I would choose you too :nod:
I think she left me by choice. If I was female I would choose you too :nod:
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Thats why i luv bigtime!!
mystery250
07-14-2006, 09:59 AM
Stephen Hand & Stephen Hand 14 July 2006 Virtual United States Myself, Georgia
I married myself. Ooh la la. ;)
finzz2dlft
07-14-2006, 11:09 AM
It's official!! :heart:
Dear Volleyballstud and Finzz2dlft
Via this email, we pronounce you husband and wife. Regardless of your race, language or faith, from this day forward, you will feel no rain, for each of you will be shelter for the other. You will feel no cold, for each of you will be warmth to the other. There will be no loneliness, for each of you will be companion to the other. From this day, you are two persons, with only one life before you. Your hopes and dreams are now intermingled, and you will strive for harmony through compromise and forgiveness.
May beauty surround both of you in the journey ahead and through all the years. May happiness be your companion and your days together be full of tenderness, commitment and understanding.
Congratulations and thank you for registering your marriage with us. Although this email document has no legal significance, we hope you will treat it with respect, print it out, and hang it in an honored place at home.
Please note that this marriage is indissoluble and regardless of the direction your relationship takes after this day, this marriage will be a permanent record of your life's most romantic moment, beautifully engraved in history. In other words, there is no such thing as divorce at iROM.org, and your commitment is forever.
Now that you have registered your marriage, You might also wish to invite your friends to view your iROM Marriage Registration at http://www.irom.org/list.php?MonthWedded=200606#42da1867. Simply email them this link and let them share the joy with you.
Signed,
Ministry of Love iROM.org
caligrl
07-14-2006, 11:10 AM
It's official!! :heart:
Dear Volleyballstud and Finzz2dlft
Congrats!!! :hug:
Autumn
07-14-2006, 11:11 AM
I'm kind of pissed they use that Apache ceremony in their little online sham. I had some parts from that passage in my wedding vows. It meant a lot more when I was standing in front of the officiant.
VQ will you marry me online? :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:
Just kidding..in case anyone missed my sarcasm ;)
CrazyCatJade
07-14-2006, 11:14 AM
i think this goes to show that getting married is a bad thing! especially when ur a studly stud like me : )
Getting married is not a bad thing. You get an exclusive picture when you marry me!
*Jambri*
07-14-2006, 11:14 AM
It's official!! :heart:
Congrats.:hug:
Everyone is getting married except me. :(
BlooQKazoo
07-14-2006, 11:14 AM
VQ will you marry me online? :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:
Just kidding..in case anyone missed my sarcasm ;)
I don't see any sarcasm there. You really do like VQ don't you? DON'T YOU!?!?!
CrazyCatJade
07-14-2006, 11:16 AM
Congrats.:hug:
Everyone is getting married except me. :(
I'm sorry Jambri. Marriage makes you controlling and b*tchy...its for the better. I'm married to ahnil8er, and I checked it out, lemon laws DO NOT APPLY to a marriage. dammit...
Autumn
07-14-2006, 11:16 AM
I don't see any sarcasm there. You really do like VQ don't you? DON'T YOU!?!?!
That big ol stinky monkey with boogers in his beard who flings poo? Plus he calls me a Hobbit? No way :vomit: I hate him. A lot.
Kramer!
07-14-2006, 11:17 AM
Still single:sadwalk:
CrazyCatJade
07-14-2006, 11:19 AM
Still single:sadwalk:
Se my above post. Getting married sucks. They demand more pics immediately!
ahnil8er
07-14-2006, 11:20 AM
I'm sorry Jambri. Marriage makes you controlling and b*tchy...its for the better. I'm married to ahnil8er, and I checked it out, lemon laws DO NOT APPLY to a marriage. dammit...
what! u trying to break up with me?!
FINE! Ill find an online Divorce Lawyer.
Im taking half of everything you own!
CrazyCatJade
07-14-2006, 11:22 AM
what! u trying to break up with me?!
FINE! Ill find an online Divorce Lawyer.
Im taking half of everything you own!
No, I still love you...as long as you answer your damn PM!!!! I couldn't divorce you. kompooterjooser said we were made to be together...but I won't post why, don't wanna get him in trouble...
Autumn
07-14-2006, 11:22 AM
what! u trying to break up with me?!
FINE! Ill find an online Divorce Lawyer.
Im taking half of everything you own!
Would that be half her posts or half her rep points?
CrazyCatJade
07-14-2006, 11:24 AM
Would that be half her posts or half her rep points?
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
ahnil8er
07-14-2006, 11:24 AM
Would that be half her posts or half her rep points?
half her body :evil:
*Jambri*
07-14-2006, 11:24 AM
Still single:sadwalk:
Me too :comfort:
kumpooterjooser
07-14-2006, 11:27 AM
Getting married is not a bad thing. You get an exclusive picture when you marry me!
:omg:
No, I still love you...as long as you answer your damn PM!!!! I couldn't divorce you. kompooterjooser said we were made to be together...but I won't post why, don't wanna get him in trouble...
I'm always mis-quoted ;)
volleyballstud
07-14-2006, 11:27 AM
It's official!! :heart:
Dear Volleyballstud and Finzz2dlft
Via this email, we pronounce you husband and wife. Regardless of your race, language or faith, from this day forward, you will feel no rain, for each of you will be shelter for the other. You will feel no cold, for each of you will be warmth to the other. There will be no loneliness, for each of you will be companion to the other. From this day, you are two persons, with only one life before you. Your hopes and dreams are now intermingled, and you will strive for harmony through compromise and forgiveness.
May beauty surround both of you in the journey ahead and through all the years. May happiness be your companion and your days together be full of tenderness, commitment and understanding.
Congratulations and thank you for registering your marriage with us. Although this email document has no legal significance, we hope you will treat it with respect, print it out, and hang it in an honored place at home.
Please note that this marriage is indissoluble and regardless of the direction your relationship takes after this day, this marriage will be a permanent record of your life's most romantic moment, beautifully engraved in history. In other words, there is no such thing as divorce at iROM.org, and your commitment is forever.
Now that you have registered your marriage, You might also wish to invite your friends to view your iROM Marriage Registration at http://www.irom.org/list.php?MonthWedded=200606#42da1867. Simply email them this link and let them share the joy with you.
Signed,
Ministry of Love iROM.org
Please excuse us, we're gonna go on our honeymoon... :kiss:
~Kimber~
07-14-2006, 11:27 AM
half her body :evil:
The top or bottom half?
kumpooterjooser
07-14-2006, 11:28 AM
Me too :comfort:
But only till Monday...right...
finzz2dlft
07-14-2006, 11:28 AM
Please excuse us, we're gonna go on our honeymoon... :kiss:
Honey, would you mind rubbing a bit of suntan oil on my shoulders? This Carribbean sun is very hot!!
CrazyCatJade
07-14-2006, 11:29 AM
The top or bottom half?
I'll let him answer that, and I'm sorry kummy...What was it you said? LOL...
*Jambri*
07-14-2006, 11:31 AM
But only till Monday...right...
I hope so but I don't know if I can wait to get married until then. The joy of finally being married is killing me. :woot2:
~Kimber~
07-14-2006, 11:31 AM
I'll let him answer that, and I'm sorry kummy...What was it you said? LOL...
Hey, kumpooterjooser, just curious..do you LIKE being called kummy? :teehee:
finzz2dlft
07-14-2006, 11:31 AM
Jambri, I hear you are having a "shotgun wedding" due to being preggo!! :lol: :hug: ;)
Kramer!
07-14-2006, 11:34 AM
Me too :comfort:
But you never said yes:weeping:
~Precious~
07-14-2006, 11:54 AM
Autumn, snehi, caligrl, MissC: Will you all marry me? :flowers2:
oh..no...I missed my chance..:sadwalk:
vbs has dumped me and married finzz....so..any takers for lonely me?? :look:
*Jambri*
07-14-2006, 11:55 AM
Jambri, I hear you are having a "shotgun wedding" due to being preggo!! :lol: :hug: ;)
Shhh no one is suppose to know I am really pregnant. :lol:
But you never said yes:weeping:
A PM does not count I wanted everyone to see you officially ask me here. :P
Kramer!
07-14-2006, 11:57 AM
Will you marry me Jambri?:blush3:
:flowers2:
kumpooterjooser
07-14-2006, 11:58 AM
Hey, kumpooterjooser, just curious..do you LIKE being called kummy? :teehee:
My nick has been whacked all over...
KPJ
KPeeJ
kumjoose
kumjuice
kummy
:sadwalk:
When all I meant was Computer+User spin-off...
CrazyCatJade
07-14-2006, 11:59 AM
My nick has been whacked all over...
KPJ
KPeeJ
kumjoose
kumjuice
kummy
:sadwalk:
When all I meant was Computer+User spin-off...
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
caligrl
07-14-2006, 11:59 AM
Will you marry me Jambri?:blush3:
:flowers2:
I wanna be the flower girl!!!
~Precious~
07-14-2006, 12:00 PM
My nick has been whacked all over...
KPJ
KPeeJ
kumjoose
kumjuice
kummy
:sadwalk:
When all I meant was Computer+User spin-off...
u missed
KUM and kumlooser :teehee:
volleyballstud
07-14-2006, 12:00 PM
Honey, would you mind rubbing a bit of suntan oil on my shoulders? This Carribbean sun is very hot!!
Just your shoulders? :evil: Wasn't this a nude beach?
~Kimber~
07-14-2006, 12:01 PM
u missed
KUM and kumlooser :teehee:
or kumlover :teehee:
kumpooterjooser
07-14-2006, 12:01 PM
u missed
KUM and kumlooser :teehee:
:down:
CrazyCatJade
07-14-2006, 12:02 PM
:down:
Aww!! :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:
kumpooterjooser
07-14-2006, 12:02 PM
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
:comfort:
:sorry: its Friday
*Jambri*
07-14-2006, 12:02 PM
Will you marry me Jambri?:blush3:
:flowers2:
Of course. I don't think Kummy would mind if I got married again, he is after all flirting with one of my sistah's on another thread.
CrazyCatJade
07-14-2006, 12:03 PM
:comfort:
:sorry: its Friday
Just cause I'm married doesn't mean you cannot love me still...
volleyballstud
07-14-2006, 12:03 PM
or kumlover :teehee:
:vomit: :vomit: :vomit:
CrazyCatJade
07-14-2006, 12:03 PM
Of course. I don't think Kummy would mind if I got married again, he is after all flirting with one of my sistah's on another thread.
I'll marry you Jambri! But kummy might not like the 3saome we have with ahnil..
volleyballstud
07-14-2006, 12:04 PM
Of course. I don't think Kummy would mind if I got married again, he is after all flirting with one of my sistah's on another thread.
*Jambri*, are you really pregnant? If so, congrats!
Kramer!
07-14-2006, 12:06 PM
Dear Packman1265 and *jambri*
Via this email, we pronounce you husband and wife. Regardless of your race, language or faith, from this day forward, you will feel no rain, for each of you will be shelter for the other. You will feel no cold, for each of you will be warmth to the other. There will be no loneliness, for each of you will be companion to the other. From this day, you are two persons, with only one life before you. Your hopes and dreams are now intermingled, and you will strive for harmony through compromise and forgiveness.
May beauty surround both of you in the journey ahead and through all the years. May happiness be your companion and your days together be full of tenderness, commitment and understanding.
Congratulations and thank you for registering your marriage with us. Although this email document has no legal significance, we hope you will treat it with respect, print it out, and hang it in an honored place at home.
Please note that this marriage is indissoluble and regardless of the direction your relationship takes after this day, this marriage will be a permanent record of your life's most romantic moment, beautifully engraved in history. In other words, there is no such thing as divorce at iROM.org, and your commitment is forever.
Now that you have registered your marriage, You might also wish to invite your friends to view your iROM Marriage Registration at http://www.irom.org/list.php?MonthWedded=200606#cc6bcf02. Simply email them this link and let them share the joy with you.
Signed,
Ministry of Love iROM.org
*Jambri*
07-14-2006, 12:06 PM
I'll marry you Jambri! But kummy might not like the 3saome we have with ahnil..
Yeah I wouldn't want a 3some with ahnil8er either. So find another husband and you just might have yourself a deal. :)
*Jambri*, are you really pregnant? If so, congrats!
This is too funny now.:lol: No, I am not really pregnant, at least I don't think so.
~Precious~
07-14-2006, 12:07 PM
:down:
jus kidding hon :hug:
Just your shoulders? :evil: Wasn't this a nude beach?
u r died to me :mad:
kumpooterjooser
07-14-2006, 12:07 PM
Dear Packman1265 and *jambri*
Via this email, we pronounce you husband and wife. Regardless of your race, language or faith, from this day forward, you will feel no rain, for each of you will be shelter for the other. You will feel no cold, for each of you will be warmth to the other. There will be no loneliness, for each of you will be companion to the other. From this day, you are two persons, with only one life before you. Your hopes and dreams are now intermingled, and you will strive for harmony through compromise and forgiveness.
May beauty surround both of you in the journey ahead and through all the years. May happiness be your companion and your days together be full of tenderness, commitment and understanding.
Congratulations and thank you for registering your marriage with us. Although this email document has no legal significance, we hope you will treat it with respect, print it out, and hang it in an honored place at home.
Please note that this marriage is indissoluble and regardless of the direction your relationship takes after this day, this marriage will be a permanent record of your life's most romantic moment, beautifully engraved in history. In other words, there is no such thing as divorce at iROM.org, and your commitment is forever.
Now that you have registered your marriage, You might also wish to invite your friends to view your iROM Marriage Registration at http://www.irom.org/list.php?MonthWedded=200606#cc6bcf02. Simply email them this link and let them share the joy with you.
Signed,
Ministry of Love iROM.org
This just got weird...I'm supposed to have a 3sum with *Jambri* and 15yr old:eek: :eek:
volleyballstud
07-14-2006, 12:07 PM
Dear Packman1265 and *jambri*
Via this email, we pronounce you husband and wife. Regardless of your race, language or faith, from this day forward, you will feel no rain, for each of you will be shelter for the other. You will feel no cold, for each of you will be warmth to the other. There will be no loneliness, for each of you will be companion to the other. From this day, you are two persons, with only one life before you. Your hopes and dreams are now intermingled, and you will strive for harmony through compromise and forgiveness.
May beauty surround both of you in the journey ahead and through all the years. May happiness be your companion and your days together be full of tenderness, commitment and understanding.
Congratulations and thank you for registering your marriage with us. Although this email document has no legal significance, we hope you will treat it with respect, print it out, and hang it in an honored place at home.
Please note that this marriage is indissoluble and regardless of the direction your relationship takes after this day, this marriage will be a permanent record of your life's most romantic moment, beautifully engraved in history. In other words, there is no such thing as divorce at iROM.org, and your commitment is forever.
Now that you have registered your marriage, You might also wish to invite your friends to view your iROM Marriage Registration at http://www.irom.org/list.php?MonthWedded=200606#cc6bcf02. Simply email them this link and let them share the joy with you.
Signed,
Ministry of Love iROM.org
Congrats Kramer! Now get started on *Jambri*'s child...
Kramer!
07-14-2006, 12:07 PM
This just got weird...I'm supposed to have a 3sum with *Jambri* and 15yr old:eek: :eek:
17 year old you n00b:mad:
CrazyCatJade
07-14-2006, 12:08 PM
I Wanna Get Married Again! No 3 Somes!!!!
kumpooterjooser
07-14-2006, 12:08 PM
17 year old you n00b:mad:
Still farking weird...yikes:eek: :eek:
volleyballstud
07-14-2006, 12:09 PM
This is too funny now.:lol: No, I am not really pregnant, at least I don't think so.
I keep doing work and trying to keep up with conversations, so I'm sorry. :hug:
Give Kramer a child already... you're newlyweds!
CrazyCatJade
07-14-2006, 12:09 PM
Still farking weird...yikes:eek: :eek:
I need another husband...and I am 21...
kumpooterjooser
07-14-2006, 12:09 PM
jus kidding hon :hug:
...
:cool:
Kramer!
07-14-2006, 12:09 PM
Still farking weird...yikes:eek: :eek:
Easy fix...divorce her:P
volleyballstud
07-14-2006, 12:10 PM
u r died to me :mad:
Who R U again? I sure miss that snehi_83. I really had the hots for her... :nod:
~Kimber~
07-14-2006, 12:10 PM
I need another husband...and I am 21...
Someone else please marry crazycat already! She is 21 and needs another husband!
CrazyCatJade
07-14-2006, 12:12 PM
Someone else please marry crazycat already! She is 21 and needs another husband!
They cannot abuse me like Kummy does, he whacks me with a hammer alot.
kumpooterjooser
07-14-2006, 12:12 PM
Easy fix...divorce her:P
How can you walk on *Jambri*:heart:
BlooQKazoo
07-14-2006, 12:13 PM
I would, but I am taken already by PINK. Sorry...
Kramer!
07-14-2006, 12:13 PM
How can you walk on *Jambri*:heart:
I know I couldn't, just seeing if you'd take the torture of not being with her:lmao:
CrazyCatJade
07-14-2006, 12:14 PM
I need to be more of a lounge whore like I am accused...taking apps for more husbands...
Kramer!
07-14-2006, 12:15 PM
I would, but I am taken already by PINK. Sorry...
Someone hasn't woken up yet:P
kumpooterjooser
07-14-2006, 12:15 PM
I need to be more of a lounge whore like I am accused...taking apps for more husbands...
:crylol:That is right on so many counts
BlooQKazoo
07-14-2006, 12:18 PM
Someone hasn't woken up yet:P
*no comment*
volleyballstud
07-14-2006, 12:18 PM
I need to be more of a lounge whore like I am accused...taking apps for more husbands...
lesbian marriages are "in" nowadays... :nod:
CrazyCatJade
07-14-2006, 12:19 PM
lesbian marriages are "in" nowadays... :nod:
Jambri won't marry me, and I don't know where my caligirl is...
caligrl
07-14-2006, 12:20 PM
Jambri won't marry me, and I don't know where my caligirl is...
:lol: here I am!
volleyballstud
07-14-2006, 12:21 PM
~Precious~ is still available last I heard...
:lol: here I am!
you are already taken by landers! polygamist!? goes on a retreat for the weekend and you do this to him :eek: :sadwalk: poor landers
caligrl
07-14-2006, 12:26 PM
you are already taken by landers! polygamist!? goes on a retreat for the weekend and you do this to him :eek: :sadwalk: poor landers
I really doubt he would mind :)
ahnil8er
07-14-2006, 12:27 PM
precious is the hotness
shes waaaay hotter than snehi!!
*Jambri*
07-14-2006, 12:27 PM
Jambri won't marry me, and I don't know where my caligirl is...
I will marry you. :nod: :heart:
kumpooterjooser
07-14-2006, 12:28 PM
Easy fix...divorce her:P
Do you know taht on Monday *Jambri* might leave both of us hanging for that tiger-with-non-functional-twins
:(
~Precious~
07-14-2006, 12:28 PM
Who R U again? I sure miss that snehi_83. I really had the hots for her... :nod:
yeah rite..liar!!
where are u my :biker: , and where r u cynical...:look:
ahnil8er
07-14-2006, 12:28 PM
I am freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Back to being a male slut!!!
CrazyCatJade
07-14-2006, 12:29 PM
I am freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Back to being a male slut!!!
You are not free. It lasts forever dorkus. No divorces, remember???
~Precious~
07-14-2006, 12:30 PM
precious is the hotness
shes waaaay hotter than snehi!!
:kiss:
kumpooterjooser
07-14-2006, 12:30 PM
I am freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Back to being a male slut!!!
We have the first lounge divorce...
*zing*
:popcorn:
clownfishboy
07-14-2006, 12:31 PM
is anyone going to ask me to marry them or what?
~Precious~
07-14-2006, 12:31 PM
I really doubt he would mind :)
I'll take landers..while u r gone Sistah!! :grin:
~Kimber~
07-14-2006, 12:33 PM
I predict the lounge will be in shambles once all these marriages start falling apart. :nod:
caligrl
07-14-2006, 12:33 PM
I predict the lounge will be in shambles once all these marriages start falling apart. :nod:
:iagree:
ahnil8er
07-14-2006, 12:34 PM
is anyone going to ask me to marry them or what?
i would, but online gay marriages are not legal yet
*Jambri*
07-14-2006, 12:34 PM
Do you know taht on Monday *Jambri* might leave both of us hanging for that tiger-with-non-functional-twins
:(
That is true. :weeping: So let's have fun while he is gone. :P
CrazyCatJade
07-14-2006, 12:34 PM
i would, but online gay marriages are not legal yet
You are already married farkwad.
*Jambri*
07-14-2006, 12:35 PM
is anyone going to ask me to marry them or what?
I will :heart: . You have to give me two Costco hotdogs first though. :yummy:
Kramer!
07-14-2006, 12:35 PM
I will :heart: . You have to give me two Costco hotdogs first though. :yummy:
I'll give you three!:woot2:
kumpooterjooser
07-14-2006, 12:35 PM
I predict the lounge will be in shambles once all these marriages start falling apart. :nod:
We may need an "OFFICIAL Relation Problem" thread just for these failed marriages...:lmao:
Not me and *Jambri*:no1:
volleyballstud
07-14-2006, 12:38 PM
I'm loving what you're wearing on our wedding night, finzz...
http://forums.slickdeals.net/showthread.php?sduid=94833&t=286121
I predict the lounge will be in shambles once all these marriages start falling apart. :nod:
It's not already???
CrazyCatJade
07-14-2006, 12:38 PM
Oh, all these happy marriages!!!!
~Kimber~
07-14-2006, 12:38 PM
Oh, all these happy marriages!!!!
:hug:
kumpooterjooser
07-14-2006, 12:39 PM
Oh, all these happy marriages!!!!
You didn't get the memo...
http://www.quizsoup.com/office-space-movie/bill-lumberg.gif
CrazyCatJade
07-14-2006, 12:40 PM
I should have been loyal to you, kumpooterjooser!
*Jambri*
07-14-2006, 12:42 PM
I should have been loyal to you, kumpooterjooser!
Hey back off sistah!!!!!!:mad:
kumpooterjooser
07-14-2006, 12:44 PM
Hey back off sistah!!!!!!:mad:
I'm enjoying the 3days of my marital bliss...:heart:
On Monday, tstar will *************:weeping: