Gay Gas Station? **Update** Happened at the supermarket tonight.

[thegoalie]

Okay, here's the deal. I moved to a new neighborhood about two years ago when I purchased my house. In the last two years, I've been homosexually hit on four times. Each time was at the BP gas station by my house. The last time this happened was yesterday. It actually doesn't surprise me much because I'm driving a kick-ass car now... but the first three times I was driving a POS 12 year old Saturn, so there's really no excuse for that.

I only go to this gas station for about 50% of my fill ups, yet I haven't been hit on in any other gas station.

I fill up once a week * 2 years * 50% of my fill ups = Getting gay hit on 8% of the time!!! :eek:

Is this a gay gas station? Are gas stations typically hotbeds of homosexual activity?

[Count_Chocula]

Maybe you look mighty cute in those blue jeans?

[cav]

if you didnt look homo they wouldnt hit on u.

[thegoalie]

Maybe you look mighty cute in those blue jeans?
That doesn't explain why everytime I've been gay hit on in the last two years, it's been at that one gas station.

If I look mighty cute in blue jeans, wouldn't I be gay hit on elsewhere, too?

[cajungirl]

maybe u look hot when u pump? they get turned on watching u handle the hose:dontknow:

[veritableqndry]

Are you buying high-octane fuel?

[redspoke]

Okay, here's the deal. I moved to a new neighborhood about two years ago when I purchased my house. In the last two years, I've been homosexually hit on four times. Each time was at the BP gas station by my house. The last time this happened was yesterday. It actually doesn't surprise me much because I'm driving a kick-ass car now... but the first three times I was driving a POS 12 year old Saturn, so there's really no excuse for that.

I only go to this gas station for about 50% of my fill ups, yet I haven't been hit on in any other gas station.

I fill up once a week * 2 years * 50% of my fill ups = Getting gay hit on 8% of the time!!! :eek:

Is this a gay gas station? Are gas stations typically hotbeds of homosexual activity?
you must be pretty hot for guys to hit on you......

they have better taste then us girls.

:nod:

[cav]

maybe its the pink bow you wear in your hair? :dontknow:

[Count_Chocula]

if you didnt look homo they wouldnt hit on u.
Not cool to brag about it neither.

[Eyesparkle]

if you didnt look homo they wouldnt hit on u.
:rofl2: :rofl2:

[DNC]

Sorry, I thought you were a chick.

[luxuryoils]

Check out the bathroom situation. Maybe it's conducive.

Oh and stop yelling fill'er up! ;)

[.JPG]

You may want to check your bumper for oddly placed stickers that you are unaware of...

[hammondc]

"Come out of the closet Tom"

[Drio]

It's the teeth. No straight guy has teeth that white.

[thegoalie]

You may want to check your bumper for oddly placed stickers that you are unaware of...
No, nothing out of the ordinary. Just the rainbow, pink triangle, vanity plate that says "I SUK IT". Nothing out of place :dontknow:

[redspoke]

No, nothing out of the ordinary. Just the rainbow, pink triangle, vanity plate that says "I SUK IT". Nothing out of place :dontknow:
if must be your avatar heart

[Count_Chocula]

No, nothing out of the ordinary. Just the rainbow, pink triangle, vanity plate that says "I SUK IT". Nothing out of place :dontknow:
Do you drive a pt cruiser?

[thegoalie]

Do you drive a pt cruiser?
:lol: No, but that would certainly explain it.

[luxuryoils]

What I would really like to hear...

The pickup lines... :lmao:

[cajungirl]

No, nothing out of the ordinary. Just the rainbow, pink triangle, vanity plate that says "I SUK IT". Nothing out of place :dontknow:
:lol: :lol:

[DNC]

Do you have a lisp?

[stimpy]

STOP SUCKING ON THE HOSE!

You don't have to siphon the gas, :ohmy: let the pump do the work!. :nod:



-true story

[thegoalie]

What I would really like to hear...

The pickup lines... :lmao:
Two of the times the guy commented on my Georgia Tech sticker. I realized that I was being gay hit on when they had no affiliation with Tech whatsoever, it was just a way of starting a conversation.

Once the guy asked about my Saturn because he claimed he was about to buy one for his sister, asked about gas mileage, etc.

And yesterday the dude was asking about my Crossfire.

In each instance, the conversation turned personal rather quickly with them handing me their business cards in two cases.

[luxuryoils]

Two of the times the guy commented on my Georgia Tech sticker. I realized that I was being gay hit on when they had no affiliation with Tech whatsoever, it was just a way of starting a conversation.

Once the guy asked about my Saturn because he claimed he was about to buy one for his sister, asked about gas mileage, etc.

And yesterday the dude was asking about my Crossfire.

In each instance, the conversation turned personal rather quickly with them handing me their business cards in two cases.
:down: They were not very good.


:ranting: And I handed you my business card at the Atlanta Airport. :eek:

[thegoalie]

:down: They were not very good.


:ranting: And I handed you my business card at the Atlanta Airport. :eek:
Your "Official Orgy Coordinator" novelty card does not count.

[luxuryoils]

Your "Official Orgy Coordinator" novelty card does not count.
Sooooo tell me about your car. :rolleyes:

[redspoke]

Your "Official Orgy Coordinator" novelty card does not count.
Lux you didnt tell me about this one.....

[cajungirl]

19876

[Count_Chocula]

19876
Not everyone, just those at the BP station.

[DNC]

Maybe you should get a gaydar detector.

[cajungirl]

Not everyone, just those at the BP station.
maybe those were the cards they gave him?:lol:

[thegoalie]

Sooooo tell me about your car. :rolleyes:
:lol:


You know, being gay hit on has been a positive experience. I, like most other men, am usually reluctant to approach a women because she might not be interested in me and then it could lead to a possible humiliating defeat.

But having been on the other end, being hit on by someone who (needless to say) I am not interested in, I see that it's really no big deal and, in a way, it's given me a new perspective on the whole thing.

[Count_Chocula]

Maybe you should get a gaydar detector.
Might go off during installation.

[Ram|bunc|tious]

best.responses.ever :rofl2:

[DNC]

:lol:


You know, being gay [...] has been a positive experience. I [...] like most other men [...]interested in me [...]

But having been on the other end [...] I see that it's really no big deal and, in a way, it's given me a new perspective on the whole thing.
Hmmm....

[cajungirl]

:lol:

[luxuryoils]

Lux you didnt tell me about this one.....
Hon, it's only a novelty... You got the real one.

[The Raddish]

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/9577/imagefed08f2br4.png

If this doesn't say, "Hey!! Look at me!! I'm gay!!" then I don't know what does. :dontknow:

[~Kimber~]

Two of the times the guy commented on my Georgia Tech sticker. I realized that I was being gay hit on when they had no affiliation with Tech whatsoever, it was just a way of starting a conversation.

Once the guy asked about my Saturn because he claimed he was about to buy one for his sister, asked about gas mileage, etc.

And yesterday the dude was asking about my Crossfire.

In each instance, the conversation turned personal rather quickly with them handing me their business cards in two cases.

So a guy asking you about your vehicle = gay overtures?

[luxuryoils]

So a guy asking you about your vehicle = gay overtures?
It's the "accidental" neck nibbling that puts it over the top.

And I think maybe thegoalie is a little gay phobic...

[Count_Chocula]

So a guy asking you about your vehicle = gay overtures?
Leading up to letting them take a peek under the hood.

[DNC]

It's the "accidental" neck nibbling that puts it over the top.

And I think maybe thegoalie is a little gay phobic...
I thought that was a customary farewell at most gas stations :eek:

[~Kimber~]

I think it's the "accidental" wang pleasuring that puts it over the top.

That makes more sense. :nod:

[Ram|bunc|tious]

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/9577/imagefed08f2br4.png

If this doesn't say, "Hey!! Look at me!! I'm gay!!" then I don't know what does. :dontknow:

... even his subject states "OT Welcome"... hmm... :scratchh:

[cajungirl]

they wanted to pump his hose for him

[thegoalie]

So a guy asking you about your vehicle = gay overtures?
A guy breaking the ice by asking about my vehicle, but then asking about my personal life and interests... yes, that's gay.

[luxuryoils]

... even his subject states "OT Welcome"... hmm... :scratchh:
That is on the bottom half of the License plate frame.

[DNC]

That is on the bottom half of the License plate frame.
And the plate said BUTSEKS

[~Kimber~]

A guy breaking the ice by asking about my vehicle, but then asking about my personal life and interests... yes, that's gay.

Yet, you took their business cards anyway.. Have you called them yet?

[stimpy]

Yet, you took their business cards anyway.. Have you called them yet?
Good point, he prolly didn't want to hurt their fragile gay feelings, :rolleyes: ..as if they don't deal with enough crap in their lives. :ohmy:

[Drio]

A guy breaking the ice by asking about my vehicle, but then asking about my personal life and interests... yes, that's gay.
Uh oh... I asked about your new car then your personal life just last week! :eek: I covered it up by asking to see pics of your GF to throw you off my tracks. :look:

Ok.. not on the gay thing... but on the gas station hookup thing. I had a friend go into a gas station one evening and this girl was giving him the eye. Well she just suddenly grabbed him... pulled him into the bathroom.. dropped trousers and bent over. Normally I wouldn't believe this story out of anyone else's mouth... but this is the life this guy had. The craziest things happened to him on a daily basis. He hit it.

Yet another sidenote.. growing up we had a BP nearby. We used to call it the Big Peni$. Maybe others also use that name....

[Count_Chocula]

And the plate said BUTSEKS
PIIMB

[Ram|bunc|tious]

:crylol:

[thegoalie]

Yet, you took their business cards anyway.. Have you called them yet?
Are you crazy? I don't want to appear desperate. You have to wait a few days.

[luxuryoils]

Are you crazy? I don't want to appear desperate. You have to wait a few days.
I'm STILL waiting by the phone nightly. :weeping:

[Rebate Addict]

:lol: Oh my gosh, you all are too clever -- this thread is cracking me up.

The question that nobody has asked yet:

Is your spoiler (http://forums.slickdeals.net/showpost.php?p=4028944&postcount=17) popping up while talking to these guys?

[thegoalie]

:lol: Oh my gosh, you all are too clever -- this thread is cracking me up.

The question that nobody has asked yet:

Is your spoiler popping up while talking to these guys?
:lol:

I got a clue. A massive, raging clue.



*I hope someone understands that. I know The Raddish will.

[Hitokiri]

:lol:

I got a clue. A massive, raging clue.



*I hope someone understands that. I know The Raddish will.


LMAO that was the best ..did you shoot clue goo on them?

[Drio]

:lol:

I got a clue. A massive, raging clue.



*I hope someone understands that. I know The Raddish will.

Oh my gawwwd... now my clue is pointing over there... oh it's maaathive... :lmao:

[.DC.]

19876
Now that is funny!


Sorry that you are getting hassled goalie...you need to take that David Hasssssselhof picture out of the rear window...just a thought!

[bobbyfk]

how did the guys hit on you?

[Schly]

Don't you know that BP stands for Butt Party? It's no wonder you're getting hit on. You've been lucky not to have been bent over your own hood yet. I avoid BP at al costs.

I only go to VALERO, because everyone knows that it stands for "Vagina Always Looking Eager and Ready to Orgasm".

[thegoalie]

Don't you know that BP stands for Butt Party? It's no wonder you're getting hit on. You've been lucky not to have been bent over your own hood yet. I avoid BP at al costs.

I only go to VALERO, because everyone knows that it stands for "Vagina Always Looking Eager and Ready to Orgasm".
I'd go to QT, but I'm afraid of what that Q means.

[ShakariX]

is your car's exhaust pink colored?? Does the gas smell "fabolous"??

[~Kimber~]

I have to be honest here. If there were a real "gay gas station". I would always go there to get my gas. :coverlaf:

[Count_Chocula]

I have to be honest here. If there were a real "gay gas station". I would always go there to get my gas. :coverlaf:
What if you need air in the tires? They would be
too busy sitting on the air hose.

[amythyst]

Oh my gawwwd... now my clue is pointing over there... oh it's maaathive... :lmao:

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: <trying to hold back laughter> Boss sits just a few feet away from me. Oh god, that was hilarious!!!!!!!:lmao: :nod:

[Hitokiri]

What if you need air in the tires? They would be
too busy sitting on the air hose.


:iagree: Becuase we all have air hoses installed in our houses,in each room, for such cases and when you get "gayed up" as well as getting your own copy of the gay agenda you get a portable air nozzle to carry around with you for emergencies in case you arent near the gay gas station. :nod:

[redspoke]

Hon, it's only a novelty... You got the real one.
damn skippy i do.

:D

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/9577/imagefed08f2br4.png

If this doesn't say, "Hey!! Look at me!! I'm gay!!" then I don't know what does. :dontknow:
ummm hello raddish.....

:ranting:

http://forums.slickdeals.net/showpost.php?p=4097728&postcount=17

[luxuryoils]

:iagree: Becuase we all have air hoses installed in our houses,in each room, for such cases and when you get "gayed up" as well as getting your own copy of the gay agenda you get a portable air nozzle to carry around with you for emergencies in case you arent near the gay gas station. :nod:
The house warming presents are *NOT* air hose accessories?

I was just about to convert my shop over to air compressor tools... but now I'm nervous. Please Advise.

[ToddziLLa]

I had a friend go into a gas station one evening and this girl was giving him the eye. Well she just suddenly grabbed him... pulled him into the bathroom.. dropped trousers and bent over. He hit it.
That might be the coolest thing I have read this decade. What a lucky SOB. Should have taken pics with his cell phone.

[Count_Chocula]

That might be the coolest thing I have read this decade. What a lucky SOB. Should have taken pics with his cell phone.
He left it in his other dream.

[redspoke]

He left it in his other dream.
you rock

[Drio]

He left it in his other dream.
I have absolutely no reason to impress internet people with made up stories. Meh.. I admitted that I wouldn't have believed it if I didn't know the guy myself.

[Hoseman666]

Ummm, Goalie...you keep going back there hmmmm :scratchh:

[Hoseman666]

STOP SUCKING ON THE HOSE!

:eek:

[Hoseman666]

And the plate said BUTSEKS The Goalie's other car?
http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/4956/a55orgyqf1.th.jpg (http://slickdeals.net/?sduid=21530&t=346311&u2=http://img170.imageshack.us/my.php?image=a55orgyqf1.jpg)

[thegoalie]

That might be the coolest thing I have read this decade. What a lucky SOB. Should have taken pics with his cell phone.
I've told this story before in the Lounge... here's the totally short version.

I was on a train from Hartford, CT to NYC when it broke down in the middle of nowhere. We were all stranded for about 8 hours while they replaced the engine, so I hit the club car that had a bar. Met a girl there and we proceeded to get drunk off our asses. Took her to the bathroom and snapped a photo with my camera of her servicing me.

True story :woot:

Ummm, Goalie...you keep going back there hmmmm :scratchh:
$2.19 for premium, heck yeah I keep going back there!

[Count_Chocula]

I have absolutely no reason to impress internet people with made up stories. Meh.. I admitted that I wouldn't have believed it if I didn't know the guy myself.
I got shot in the buttocks during Vietnam & my ass
still twitches.

[~Kimber~]

Now I really wish there WAS a gay gas station! Think about it, you pull in and some shirtless guy in chaps with the butt cut out, cleans my windows and checks under the hood. I go inside and YMCA is playing. There is a drag queen behind the counter who recommends the latest color of lipstick and eyes my rack enviously. Sounds so fun!

[emelvee]

I'm guessing thegoalie is showing off his high beams, that's why he's getting hit on

[forced_registra]

You drive a crossfire!

see: ace and gary

[homer]

how embarrasing

[wildtama]

You drive a crossfire!

see: ace and gary

:iagree:
You read my mind.

[SpiderX1016]

I don't know but OP's avatar....

[Tufargon]

Do you have a lisp?

[DNC]

Do you have a lisp?
He ignored me when I asked that, hmmmm.

[Tufargon]

He ignored me when I asked that, hmmmm.

Sounds like we may have a winner then. :lol:

[Count_Chocula]

Do you have a lisp?
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend. "I know this midget with a speech impediment who wants to buy a horse, I'm sending him over."

The midget arrives, and the owner asks if he wants a male or female horse.
"A female horth," the midget replies. So the owner shows him one."Nith looking horth, can I see thea her mouth?" So the owner picks up the midget and shows him the horse s mouth.
"Nith mouth.

Can I see her eyesth?" So the owner picks up the midget and shows the eyes.
"Ok, what about the earsth?"
Now the owner is getting pissed, but he picks up the midget one more time and shows the ears.
"OK, finally, I d like to see her twat," said the midget. With that, the owner picked up the midget and shoved his head up the horse's twat, then pulled him out. Shaking his head, the midget says, "perhapth I should rephrase. I'd like to see her run!"

[thegoalie]

You drive a crossfire!

see: ace and gary
What's everybody looking at?

[thegoalie]

Holy Moley!! Here's what just happened. I'm driving home from the gym and I need to fill up. remember that the last time I filled up, I was gay hit on.

So as soon as I'm done fueling tonight, the guy from the adjacent pump asks me about my car. I instantly recognize him! He's the same guy who hit on me 18 months ago when he commented on my Georgia Tech sticker, I'm absolutely sure of it. Not only do I recognize his face, but he's driving the same new white Infiniti. So the conversation goes just like this (I made a mental note to remember the conversation, word for word, so I could post it here):

Hey man, how do you like that Crossfire?

It's awesome, I love it.

Have we met, you look familiar?

I don't know, I don't think we have.

Are you sure, you look really familiar?

Maybe I just have one of those faces.

Do you work around here?

Yeah, in Marietta. I don't think I know you from work, though.

Did you go to school around here?

Yup, Georgia Tech.

What did you study?

Mechanical engineering.

Oh cool, I studied engineering at Penn State.

Cool. Well man, I gotta head out. I'll see you around.

Take it easy.


Here's the awful part... when he kept on saying I look familiar, I couldn't help but smile because I knew he had hit on me before. And I'm sure he took the smiling the wrong way.

Crazy :crazy:

[cajungirl]

reminds me of that song, "u got the look" by roxette

[ahnil8er]

Holy Moley!! Here's what just happened. I'm driving home from the gym and I need to fill up. remember that the last time I filled up, I was gay hit on.

So as soon as I'm done fueling tonight, the guy from the adjacent pump asks me about my car. I instantly recognize him! He's the same guy who hit on me 18 months ago when he commented on my Georgia Tech sticker, I'm absolutely sure of it. Not only do I recognize his face, but he's driving the same new white Infiniti. So the conversation goes just like this (I made a mental note to remember the conversation, word for word, so I could post it here):

Hey man, how do you like that Crossfire?

It's awesome, I love it.

Have we met, you look familiar?

I don't know, I don't think we have.

Are you sure, you look really familiar?

Maybe I just have one of those faces.

Do you work around here?

Yeah, in Marietta. I don't think I know you from work, though.

Did you go to school around here?

Yup, Georgia Tech.

What did you study?

Mechanical engineering.

Oh cool, I studied engineering at Penn State.

Cool. Well man, I gotta head out. I'll see you around.

Take it easy.


Here's the awful part... when he kept on saying I look familiar, I couldn't help but smile because I knew he had hit on me before. And I'm sure he took the smiling the wrong way.

Crazy :crazy:
looks like u have better luck with gay people

just accept that fact that you're gay and go get some action!

[PiratesSayARRR]

looks like u have better luck with gay people

just accept that fact that you're gay and go get some action!
or that you drive a "gay" car

[ahnil8er]

or that you drive a "gay" car
or that you went to a gay school like georgia tech

jk!

[caveat depascor]

creeeeeaaak
Q:What's that?
A: thegoalies closet door opening.

[PiratesSayARRR]

or that you went to a gay school like georgia tech

jk!
or that he named his car Long dong silver

[SuperNinja]

reminds me of that song, "u got the look" by roxette
"U got the look" is not a Roxette song. It is a Prince song.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U_Got_the_Look

You might be thinking of "The Look" by Roxette.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Look

[Schooby]

creeeeeaaak
Q:What's that?
A: thegoalies closet door opening.
:lmao: :lmao: The avatar does make one wonder huh? :lol:

[cajungirl]

"U got the look" is not a Roxette song. It is a Prince song. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U_Got_the_Look

You might be thinking of "The Look" by Roxette. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Look
my bad, ur right

[thriftyguy]

Just accept the fact that you are "gay friendly." I have a law school buddy that we call gay friendly b/c all the gay guys hit on him. Maybe you should start the gay friendly club so members can swap storeis about when they were hit on.

[Hoseman666]

For future reference, thegoalie:
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0101/shake.html

[skipadedodah]

Maybe they just like your exhaust pipe???

[Schooby]

Maybe they just like your exhaust pipe???
:lmao: You avatar is craccking me up

[emelvee]

Holy Moley!! Here's what just happened. I'm driving home from the gym and I need to fill up. remember that the last time I filled up, I was gay
I didn't even have to "fix" it :)

[Piccaboo]

Maybe they just like your exhaust pipe???

Looks like you have been smoking a little to much exhaust pipe with that avatar :eek:
settle that :bigeye: back down to being purdy looking again :hug:

Either that or you are trying to skeer us all for Halloween

:hide:

[Agent420]

Okay, here's the deal. I moved to a new neighborhood about two years ago when I purchased my house. In the last two years, I've been homosexually hit on four times. Each time was at the BP gas station by my house. The last time this happened was yesterday. It actually doesn't surprise me much because I'm driving a kick-ass car now... but the first three times I was driving a POS 12 year old Saturn, so there's really no excuse for that.

I only go to this gas station for about 50% of my fill ups, yet I haven't been hit on in any other gas station.

I fill up once a week * 2 years * 50% of my fill ups = Getting gay hit on 8% of the time!!! :eek:

Is this a gay gas station? Are gas stations typically hotbeds of homosexual activity?

I can't believe I missed this thread...I go to that BP all the time and I've had the same thing happen to me twice. It is kinda strange sometimes though...all kinds walk in there. This one guy in front of me in line kept looking back at me, then up at the ceiling...so I just looked up at the ceiling and said "What the hell are you looking at?"...he didn't respond, but didn't turn around either...lol

You've gotta plan the trips to the BP during the day now...it sucks..

If the BP freaks you out though..don't go to the waffle house down by 575 after 11pm..lol

You still live behind my complex?

[luxuryoils]

Here's the awful part... when he kept on saying I look familiar, I couldn't help but smile because I knew he had hit on me before. And I'm sure he took the smiling the wrong way.
Your big white tooth grin probably said I want you to eff me hard.

[cajungirl]

is it this 1?

[Schooby]

Your big white tooth grin probably said I want you to eff me hard.
:lmao: he saw those pearly whites and thought... ummm well :evillaf:

[TheRepoMan]

mogul wants a shirt

[rebat]

This thread is too long, but I bet this gas station is a place for cruising, living in SF and because I have gay friends I know what the word means.


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cruising

[thegoalie]

I can't believe I missed this thread...I go to that BP all the time and I've had the same thing happen to me twice. It is kinda strange sometimes though...all kinds walk in there. This one guy in front of me in line kept looking back at me, then up at the ceiling...so I just looked up at the ceiling and said "What the hell are you looking at?"...he didn't respond, but didn't turn around either...lol

You've gotta plan the trips to the BP during the day now...it sucks..

If the BP freaks you out though..don't go to the waffle house down by 575 after 11pm..lol

You still live behind my complex?
Yeah, I still live in Shiloh Valley. I saw a silver Altima driving out of the apartments 'bout a month ago, maybe it was you.

So you were hit on at the BP, too? Was it the mid 20's blonde guy with the white Infiniti?

Your big white tooth grin probably said I want you to eff me hard.:faint:

This forum is turning more and more into a hardcore sex website everyday.

[caveat depascor]

Holy Moley!! Here's what just happened. I'm driving home from the gym and I need to fill up. remember that the last time I filled up, I was gay hit on.

So as soon as I'm done fueling tonight, the guy from the adjacent pump asks me about my car. I instantly recognize him! He's the same guy who hit on me 18 months ago when he commented on my Georgia Tech sticker, I'm absolutely sure of it. Not only do I recognize his face, but he's driving the same new white Infiniti. So the conversation goes just like this (I made a mental note to remember the conversation, word for word, so I could post it here):

Hey man, how do you like that Crossfire?

It's awesome, I love it.

Have we met, you look familiar?

I don't know, I don't think we have.

Are you sure, you look really familiar?

Maybe I just have one of those faces.

Do you work around here?

Yeah, in Marietta. I don't think I know you from work, though.

Did you go to school around here?

Yup, Georgia Tech.

What did you study?

Mechanical engineering.

Oh cool, I studied engineering at Penn State.

Cool. Well man, I gotta head out. I'll see you around.

Take it easy.


Here's the awful part... when he kept on saying I look familiar, I couldn't help but smile because I knew he had hit on me before. And I'm sure he took the smiling the wrong way.

Crazy :crazy:
The conversation as reported does not seem all that much like a pick up. Either the OP has left off some lingisitcal nuance or the fact the the other guy had his hand down goalies pants.

[ShakariX]

he wanted to offer you a slick deal on some sexual positions and emotional investments

[Geeke19]

dang now I gotta go find me a gay gas station with some hot guys ;)

[.The Boss]

Yeah, I still live in Shiloh Valley. I saw a silver Altima driving out of the apartments 'bout a month ago, maybe it was you.

So you were hit on at the BP, too? Was it the mid 20's blonde guy with the white Infiniti?

:faint:

This forum is turning more and more into a hardcore sex website everyday. You are an idiot, it is really easy to solve a problem like this.

Don't get out of the car.
Keep your windows up. If he tries to talk to you, ignore him.
Make no eye contact.
Bring a hot chick and maybe kiss her at the gas station.
Have a bumper sticker saying "Gay people are shit" or something.

[Agent420]

Have a bumper sticker saying "Gay people are shit" or something.

Now that's funny...might get your car bombed around here...but it's funny...

[Gray.]

BP = boy pickup.

:rolleyes: Thought you knew that.

[Pinetree09]

I see your problem: Hey man, how do you like that Crossfire?

[emelvee]

just checking in to see if they've met up in the car wash yet.

[TigerStar]

For future reference, thegoalie:
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0101/shake.html (http://slickdeals.net/?sduid=49685&t=346311&u2=http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0101/shake.html)


WTH?
Did anyone else go to this website? I was looking for the
"Hey asshat, nothing here is real" disclaimer.

[caveat depascor]

WTH?
Did anyone else go to this website? I was looking for the
"Hey asshat, nothing here is real" disclaimer.
It's right between the www. and the .org. How did you miss it?

[thegoalie]

The conversation as reported does not seem all that much like a pick up. Either the OP has left off some lingisitcal nuance or the fact the the other guy had his hand down goalies pants.
This is the same guy who hit on me 18 months ago, AND gave me his business card back then. The conversation I posted hasn't turned into a pickup yet, only because I bailed before it turned into one.

[Monkfish]

I can't imagine that a gentleman who prefers the company of other gentlemen would be enamored by the fact that one drives a Chrysler. I'd guess it's a part of town that favors that demographic or that certain vibes were being sent out.

[kumpooterjooser]

WTH?
Did anyone else go to this website? I was looking for the
"Hey asshat, nothing here is real" disclaimer.
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/holiday/watchingyouanimation.gif

:shake: :shake: :shake:

[thegoalie]

Update!

Got gay hit on tonight at the supermarket. Here's the interesting part, it was the same formula as all the other guys use. They all ask my occupation. And then they all say their company is looking to hire an engineer, and that's the bait that gets them to exchange phone numbers.

Clever system.

[.The Boss]

Update!

Got gay hit on tonight at the supermarket. Here's the interesting part, it was the same formula as all the other guys use. They all ask my occupation. And then they all say their company is looking to hire an engineer, and that's the bait that gets them to exchange phone numbers.

Clever system. :dontknow: Maybe you are or look gay. Nice avatar.

[cajungirl]

maybe its a gay grocer:dontknow:
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:xntMJ01hPJL4rM:http://www.frameline.org/fl_graphics/26th_fest/RainbowGrocery.jpg

[rayzac]

Add a poll.

Paranoia

or

Wishful thinking.

[cajungirl]

Add a poll.

Paranoia

or

Wishful thinking.
:lol:

[thegoalie]

Add a poll.

Paranoia

or

Wishful thinking.
No celery option???

:celery:

[WoodyWoodPecker]

Update!

Got gay hit on tonight at the supermarket. Here's the interesting part, it was the same formula as all the other guys use. They all ask my occupation. And then they all say their company is looking to hire an engineer, and that's the bait that gets them to exchange phone numbers.

Clever system.
Have you ever heard of the term queer bait ? j/k But you do seem to be hit on a lot. Are you putting out some vibes that you don't realize ? :dontknow:

[rayzac]

No celery option???

:celery:
Only if it's wilted and limp.

[bobbyfk]

why dont you move:dontknow:

[thegoalie]

Have you ever heard of the term queer bait ? j/k But you do seem to be hit on a lot. Are you putting out some vibes that you don't realize ? :dontknow:
Possibly. I usually dress nicely. That's probably it.

[rayzac]

Possibly. I usually dress nicely. That's probably it.
They always blame the clothes.

[Zoe Moon]

Most gay men I know have good gaydar. Are you sure you're not putting out a gay vibe?

[WoodyWoodPecker]

Possibly. I usually dress nicely. That's probably it.
That must be it ! They think that since you dress nice you must be gay. :dontknow:

[cajungirl]

Most gay men I know have good gaydar. Are you sure you're not putting out a gay vibe?
:lol:

[Piccaboo]

Add a poll.

Paranoia

or

Wishful thinking.


:lmao: :lol:

[Saranndippity]

Um. Why does it matter? Are you sure they're "trying to pick you up"??? Maybe they're just being friendly guys. You know, guys talk to each other in lines you know. Or, at least they do down here in the South. Maybe they're just being friendly.

[rayzac]

I must dress like a slob because I have women hit on me all the time.

[CrazyCatJade]

It's the car. And nice smile. Do you live in a state where homo marriage is allowed? If it is, and you have nice teeth, they might be after your insurance benefits.

Aww, I'm sorry Ray. I'll stop.

[Piccaboo]

I must dress like a slob because I have women hit on me all the time.


It's the dogs, you have the dogs with ya don't ya; women are suckers for men with dogs ;)

[SuperNinja]

Update!

Got gay hit on tonight at the supermarket. Here's the interesting part, it was the same formula as all the other guys use. They all ask my occupation. And then they all say their company is looking to hire an engineer, and that's the bait that gets them to exchange phone numbers.

Clever system.
So you're saying he got up in you? :scratchh:

[Schooby]

Add a poll.

Paranoia

or

Wishful thinking.
:rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:

They always blame the clothes.
When we know it's those purdy white teeth :evillaf:
:lol:

[rayzac]

The latest freaked me out. I pull into the gas station. She is sitting in a car next to me. I get out and start pumping the gas. She gets out and comes over and asks if I wanted something to read in my spare time. I got all excited and looked down and is was some Jesus brochure. I think they had a special going on the saviour. Either way, I said no thanks and told her to have a nice day.

[CrazyCatJade]

The latest freaked me out. I pull into the gas station. She is sitting in a car next to me. I get out and start pumping the gas. She gets out and comes over and asks if I wanted something to read in my spare time. I got all excited and looked down and is was some Jesus brochure. I think they had a special going on the saviour. Either way, I said no thanks and told her to have a nice day.


:crylol:

[Jex]

Okay, here's the deal. I moved to a new neighborhood about two years ago when I purchased my house. In the last two years, I've been homosexually hit on four times. Each time was at the BP gas station by my house. The last time this happened was yesterday. It actually doesn't surprise me much because I'm driving a kick-ass car now... but the first three times I was driving a POS 12 year old Saturn, so there's really no excuse for that.

I only go to this gas station for about 50% of my fill ups, yet I haven't been hit on in any other gas station.

I fill up once a week * 2 years * 50% of my fill ups = Getting gay hit on 8% of the time!!! :eek:

Is this a gay gas station? Are gas stations typically hotbeds of homosexual activity?

They just think your cute driving around in your saturn?

[rayzac]

think of it this way josh, next time a guy comes up to you size him up. It he is nicely dressed, about your size, and cute, go for it. You can double your wardrobe like that.

[Jex]

think of it this way josh, next time a guy comes up to you size him up. It he is nicely dressed, about your size, and cute, go for it. You can double your wardrobe like that.

And just think. No more getting yelled at for not putting the toilet seat down. :lol:

[rayzac]

And just think. No more getting yelled at for not putting the toilet seat down. :lol:
That's why I did it. Oh and now girls feel comfortable confiding in me and I do not get slapped for touching their boobs. The perks of being gay.

[bobbyfk]

The latest freaked me out. I pull into the gas station. She is sitting in a car next to me. I get out and start pumping the gas. She gets out and comes over and asks if I wanted something to read in my spare time. I got all excited and looked down and is was some Jesus brochure. I think they had a special going on the saviour. Either way, I said no thanks and told her to have a nice day.
:lol:

[random.]

think of it this way josh, next time a guy comes up to you size him up. It he is nicely dressed, about your size, and cute, go for it. You can double your wardrobe like that.
:lmao:

[Saranndippity]

That's why I did it. Oh and now girls feel comfortable confiding in me and I do not get slapped for touching their boobs. The perks of being gay.
I never understood that. If a chick grabbed my boobs, automatically I'd be pissed, call her a lesbian and vow to never speak to her again because she embarrased me. BUT if a gay male touched my boob, i'd think "Oh, he's just gay. He doesn't mean anything. I feel bad that he doesn't have boobs of his own."
WTF? Why do I htink that?

[rayzac]

I never understood that. If a chick grabbed my boobs, automatically I'd be pissed, call her a lesbian and vow to never speak to her again because she embarrased me. BUT if a gay male touched my boob, i'd think "Oh, he's just gay. He doesn't mean anything. I feel bad that he doesn't have boobs of his own."
WTF? Why do I htink that?
We actually play games. I went you with a friend and she had a nice shirt on. We were playing pool and I told her that handprints on her double Ds would look awesome under the blacklight. I chalcked my hands up and went for it. I so wish I had a camera. No one could stop staring.

[random.]

I never understood that. If a chick grabbed my boobs, automatically I'd be pissed, call her a lesbian and vow to never speak to her again because she embarrased me. BUT if a gay male touched my boob, i'd think "Oh, he's just gay. He doesn't mean anything. I feel bad that he doesn't have boobs of his own."
WTF? Why do I htink that?
Probably becuase boys are yummy. :yummy:

[rayzac]

Hay goalie, I found out today my companies insurance plan now covers domestic partners. You got good coverage? :wink:

[Schooby]

Hay goalie, I found out today my companies insurance plan now covers domestic partners. You got good coverage? :wink:
We've been trying for that in our district..no go so far.

[unity311unity]

Are you a homophobe?

[Landers]

Are you a homophobe?
Another wonderful liberal word. Pray tell, what is your definition of "Homophobe"?

[rayzac]

Another wonderful liberal word. Pray tell, what is your definition of "Homophobe"?
Isn't it like carrot and carat, different words pronounced the same?

[point5mann]

Ha ha... yeah... like two, to and too.

[.The Boss]

I'd like an update on this matter.

[jvu]

I'd like an update on this matter.He hooked up with the gas station clerk.

[saint.]

He hooked up with the gas station clerk.
he's working there part time also:lol:

[Count_Chocula]

I'd like an update on this matter.

How far up do you want it?

[thegoalie]

I'd like an update on this matter.
There isn't anything new to report. Haven't been gay hit on since the supermarket guy.

[.The Boss]

There isn't anything new to report. Haven't been gay hit on since the supermarket guy.
well, I'm certainly glad to hear that.

Have a nice day, sir.

[thegoalie]

well, I'm certainly glad to hear that.

Have a nice day, sir.
You too, jefe.

[stimpy]

There isn't anything new to report. Haven't been gay hit on since the supermarket guy.

well, I'm certainly glad to hear that.

Have a nice day, sir.

You too, jefe.

WTF is not gay about that exchange?





:hide: <---- with duct tape, just in case you find me.

[myselfdotcom]

the other team can sense it...that you are ..maybe you should come out of the closet too LOL

[.DC.]

with duct tape, just in case you find me.

For your pee pee or your pooper?
:lmao:


heheeh:eek:

[BrainFreeze]

Okay, here's the deal. I moved to a new neighborhood about two years ago when I purchased my house. In the last two years, I've been homosexually hit on four times. Each time was at the BP gas station by my house. The last time this happened was yesterday. It actually doesn't surprise me much because I'm driving a kick-ass car now... but the first three times I was driving a POS 12 year old Saturn, so there's really no excuse for that.

I only go to this gas station for about 50% of my fill ups, yet I haven't been hit on in any other gas station.

I fill up once a week * 2 years * 50% of my fill ups = Getting gay hit on 8% of the time!!! :eek:

Is this a gay gas station? Are gas stations typically hotbeds of homosexual activity?



It's because you....

Mark One....

[ ] Subscribe to Lucky Magazine
[ ] Look TOTALLY GAY! :love:
[ ] Are in denial
[ ] Dress Gay
[ ] Act Gay
[ ] Go to Gay events
[X] All of the above (plus some)

:lmao:

[Ram|bunc|tious]

Do you drive a gremlin? :whistlin:





http://forums.slickdeals.net/showthread.php?sduid=14128&t=536843

[.DC.]

Do you drive a gremlin? :whistlin:

:lmao: :lmao:

[Nabooly]

Wow this may be the funniest thread ive ever read :lmao: :lmao:

[BrainFreeze]

One day you'll marry a honey....
Who cute and is funny....
And has lots of money....
And his name will be TED :lmao:

:lmao: I just thought I'd quote this line because it seems to fit you in this case. :lmao:

[hathor]

Wow this may be the funniest thread ive ever read :lmao: :lmao:

:iagree: :lmao:

[cpnqn]

I don't get hit on, I'm a chic & gay guys LOVE me! (I admit, I'm a fashion snob...)

Well, I was in Chevron (Citrus county if anyone is wondering, right across from the publix).

I went in to buy a drink, walked to the counter- and this is NO LIE.... He said, how are you doing, I said FABULOUS, and how is your day today hon? (I'm pretty friendly, yes...) and the guy immediately broke out into song with a dance and everything...

Before as I walked up he was pretty deep into his lappy, I thought perhaps sd's... but, after he broke out into song and dance- I realized he was no ordinary sd'er- but, the gay-gas guy...

I wasn't certain if I should sing along with him, stare blankly or just ask what was wrong- I elected to grab coupons from the counter for b1g1f dairy queen for my kids outside... that distracted me long enough from the perplexing question to get my transaction complete & get out.

Sweet guy though- very happy to be there, which is a welcome change to usual gas stations with angry women behind the counter.. :lmao:

[thegoalie]

I don't get hit on, I'm a chic & gay guys LOVE me! (I admit, I'm a fashion snob...)

Well, I was in Chevron (Citrus county if anyone is wondering, right across from the publix).

I went in to buy a drink, walked to the counter- and this is NO LIE.... He said, how are you doing, I said FABULOUS, and how is your day today hon? (I'm pretty friendly, yes...) and the guy immediately broke out into song with a dance and everything...

Before as I walked up he was pretty deep into his lappy, I thought perhaps sd's... but, after he broke out into song and dance- I realized he was no ordinary sd'er- but, the gay-gas guy...

I wasn't certain if I should sing along with him, stare blankly or just ask what was wrong- I elected to grab coupons from the counter for b1g1f dairy queen for my kids outside... that distracted me long enough from the perplexing question to get my transaction complete & get out.

Sweet guy though- very happy to be there, which is a welcome change to usual gas stations with angry women behind the counter.. :lmao:
Gotta watch out for the song/dance type gay gas guys.

[Schooby]

I'm telling you...it's those super white teeth :evillaf:

[junbug178]

It come be those Rainbow Stickers on the back of your car... :dontknow:

[cpnqn]

Gotta watch out for the song/dance type gay gas guys.

harmless as can be, they don't wanna pump me- but now, hubby outside... He might need-a pumping...

[stimpy]

It [could] be those Rainbow Stickers on the back of your car... :dontknow:

Or the fact that they're on a Crossover. ;) :lol:

[Ram|bunc|tious]

Hey mods, can we sticky a few "Lounge Classics" to let the nOObs brush up on their history? holy ... hasn't been bumped in 1,392 days?

[HeyLookItsMe]

Hey mods, can we sticky a few "Lounge Classics" to let the nOObs brush up on their history? holy ... hasn't been bumped in 1,392 days?
PM's broken?

[Ram|bunc|tious]

PM's broken?

Reminds me of another thread ... ;)

[HeyLookItsMe]

Reminds me of another thread ... ;)
noooooooooooooooo :facepalm:

[Ram|bunc|tious]

You knew better! :lol2:

[Samwise Gamgee]

Do you look like Justin Beiber?