Out of Dog House

[J. Bourne]

*Out of Dog house*

[stlouisgirl]

What did you do???

[Count_Chocula]

You farking animal!

[Savio]

you watched porn without the wife?

[~Kimber~]

Fess up. Did she find out about your attempts to bed every woman in the lounge?

[Just Peachy]

She read your posts in the Lounge, didn't she? It was only a matter of time, friend... :sadwalk:

[Caydensmom]

Okay what did you do? Fess up...maybe mama can help ya fix it :lmao:

[rayzac]

You are going on the Arsenio Hall show?

[Drio]

You printed out your PM archive... so you could keep them forever... didn't you. Never put that stuff into print man.

[J. Bourne]

Let's just say a serious indiscretion caught up with me in a big way, and that hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

[Dizzy Devil]

That explains a lot...
:hug: :blowkiss:

[Caydensmom]

Let's just say a serious indiscretion caught up with me in a big way, and that hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
mama can't fix that...your screwed....:nod:

[Count_Chocula]

Penicillin works wonders.

[Dizzy Devil]

You printed out your PM archive... so you could keep them forever... didn't you. Never put that stuff into print man.

:iagree: no print, no pictures, no video...:shake:

[rayzac]

You left the toilet seat up again, didn't you?

[Caydensmom]

:iagree: no print, no pictures, no video...:shake:
No problem :thumbsup:

[KTMay]

...and always clear your history.

[Count_Chocula]

:iagree: no print, no pictures, no video...:shake:
Too bad the Dateline film crew was on the scene.

[cynical2]

Shouldn't be running around on your wo-man.

[Caydensmom]

...and always clear your history.
CYBILLLLLLLL omg I've missed you! Where have you been sweet cheeks!? Everything OK?

sorry for being OT but JB your screwed :hug: and I really missed cybil :lmao:

[~Kimber~]

...and always clear your history.

Cybill!!! OMG..I missed you! :hug:

[J. Bourne]

Her last words last night were something like "you've got two hands, and you're going to need them more than ever" before she slammed the bedroom door.

Is this a bad sign?

[rayzac]

Cybill!!! OMG..I missed you! :hug:
Should someone who goes MIA for 5 days be allowed to remain the POM?

[KTMay]

:hug: I've missed ya'll too. I'm just busy....thought I'd pop in and say HI and tell you I did not get trapped at Striker's house.

[Drio]

Pfffft... two hands... now you're just bragging.

[rayzac]

Her last words last night were something like "you've got two hands, and you're going to need them more than ever" before she slammed the bedroom door.

Is this a bad sign?
I hear women love when you post their fights online :nod:

[mattman688]

...and always clear your history.
kt!!:wave2:

[KTMay]

This is disturbing....JB is married????

[Caydensmom]

Her last words last night were something like "you've got two hands, and you're going to need them more than ever" before she slammed the bedroom door.

Is this a bad sign?
:nod: but on the bright side she did leave your manhood intact..didn't she?

[KTMay]

kt!!:wave2:Hey HOT STUFF! Good to see you!!!!

[mattman688]

Hey HOT STUFF! Good to see you!!!!
:blush:

[Lextacy]

Pfffft... two hands... now you're just bragging.
:lmao:


Aww Sorry to hear about that J-Man. Maybe its about time you and your girlfriend sit down and have a long talk.:rolleyes:

[~Kimber~]

:hug: I've missed ya'll too. I'm just busy....thought I'd pop in and say HI and tell you I did not get trapped at Striker's house.

So did you go there? What happened??? Tell me, tell me!

[KTMay]

I was cleaning...like a crazy woman....then I saw this thread and laffed so hard!!!!

Oh, JB...you silly, silly man-boy!!!

[~Kimber~]

JB, not to be preachy here, but if you feel the need to cheat, perhaps it's time to be single again until you find the person who makes you stop looking.

[Dizzy Devil]

Her last words last night were something like "you've got two hands, and you're going to need them more than ever" before she slammed the bedroom door.

Is this a bad sign?

In a word, YES...

[J. Bourne]

JB, not to be preachy here, but if you feel the need to cheat, perhaps it's time to be single again until you find the person who makes you stop looking.


Define 'cheat.'

[Drio]

Define 'cheat.'

:popcorn: This should be entertaining.

[~Kimber~]

Define 'cheat.'

My definition of cheat doesn't matter. Your current GF's does. It sounds like in her eyes, you cheated.

[.DC.]

CAMERON WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN GIRL!!!!!????

:hug:

[Dizzy Devil]

Define 'cheat.'

Not this again...

[mattman688]

My definition of cheat doesn't matter. Your current GF's does. It sounds like in her eyes, you cheated.
great answer!!!


:popcorn:
<---here for the show:nod:

[J. Bourne]

This is disturbing....JB is married????

No.

But it certainly feels like it sometimes.

[KTMay]

CAMERON WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN GIRL!!!!!????

:hug:

HI Sweetie!!! Just regrouping...getting back into this strange world called REAL LIFE! It's nuts! I'm just popping in for a bit....my PWing days are over.

[J. Bourne]

Pfffft... two hands... now you're just bragging.


:rofl2:

[.DC.]

No.

But it certainly feels like it sometimes.

This explains.....a lot...:nod:

How's that right forearm develoment going for ya JB?? :lol:

[mattman688]

HI Sweetie!!! Just regrouping...getting back into this strange world called REAL LIFE! It's nuts! I'm just popping in for a bit....my PWing days are over.
don't say its true!! nooooooo! :weeping: :sadwalk: x 1000

[finzz2dlft]

Woof...just...........woof.

[.DC.]

HI Sweetie!!! Just regrouping...getting back into this strange world called REAL LIFE! It's nuts! I'm just popping in for a bit....my PWing days are over.
You have mail btw...

[KTMay]

You have mail btw...Thank you...I saw that...just haven't written back....I will...today. :hug:

[SlickChik]

Thank you...I saw that...just haven't written back....I will...today. :hug:

:wave2:

:woot2:

[KTMay]

Sorry to hijack your thread JB! Figured you have so many, you wouldnt mind :hug:

Back to the grind!!!!

:wave2:

:woot2:SC!!!!!!!!!!!! Love you, sweetie!!!!! :hug:

[J. Bourne]

Sorry to hijack your thread JB! Figured you have so many, you wouldnt mind :hug:



No, that's fine.

I'm pro thread hijack - it creates a stream of consciousness.

[Drio]

So uh... what's your GF's definition of cheating? Did someone touch your no-no parts?

[Caydensmom]

No, that's fine.

I'm pro thread hijack - it creates a stream of consciousness.
Ok so what do you plan to do from here? I know we are all making jokes but seriously...any thoughts on what to do next?

Oh and side note for you: I posted the video for Iggy's lust for life in the oingo thread ..just in case you need a pick me up

[.DC.]

Thank you...I saw that...just haven't written back....I will...today. :hug:

I see your reply :)

[J. Bourne]

So uh... what's your GF's definition of cheating? Did someone touch your no-no parts?

Ok so what do you plan to do from here? I know we are all making jokes but seriously...any thoughts on what to do next?


Without getting into details, it was definitely a no-no on my part.

I guess I just have to wait and see if things blow over. Forcing the issue seems to be counter-productive now.

[Caydensmom]

Without getting into details, it was definitely a no-no on my part.

I guess I just have to wait and see if things blow over. Forcing the issue seems to be counter-productive now.
Giving her some time to cool down might be wise but eventually discussion about the no-no should occur...imho

[*Chrissy*]

so sorry :(

[clownfishboy]

I didn't know blow up dolls could get mad.

[Dizzy Devil]

Without getting into details, it was definitely a no-no on my part.

I guess I just have to wait and see if things blow over. Forcing the issue seems to be counter-productive now.

If she's worth it to you, then the discussion should happen. But let her process whatever happened, and come back from the totally irrational wanting to kick your ass stage to something calmer. For your safety...

[KTMay]

I didn't know blow up dolls could get mad.THIS is what the lounge is all about!!!! Nice to see you CFB!!!

[clownfishboy]

THIS is what the lounge is all about!!!! Nice to see you CFB!!!

Hey Cybil! :hug:

[Piccaboo]

:popcorn: waiting for the movie version

THIS is what the lounge is all about!!!! Nice to see you CFB!!!

:wave2: hi ya cybil how are the clouds today?

[KTMay]

hi ya cybil how are the clouds today?Hey Pic!!!:hug:

No clouds...bright blue sky!!!!:woot2:

[J. Bourne]

I tried to get into the Doll House (catcat), and found myself in the Dog House.

Irony,

[Caydensmom]

I tried to get into the Doll House (catcat), and found myself in the Dog House.

Irony,
Never try to sneak into another man's house, I told you before and I'll tell ya again....You might think the grass is greener on the other side but you still have to mow lawn...and in your case....big doggies just crapped all over yours...clean up the mess

[punkie]

Never try to sneak into another man's house, I told you before and I'll tell ya again....You might think the grass is greener on the other side but you still have to mow lawn...and in your case....big doggies just crapped all over yours...clean up the mess
:lmao:

[Lextacy]

Never try to sneak into another man's house, I told you before and I'll tell ya again....You might think the grass is greener on the other side but you still have to mow lawn...and in your case....big doggies just crapped all over yours...clean up the mess


HAHAHA!:lmao:

[burninator]

You gave her hepatitis, didn't you? You old sandbaggin son of a gun!

[KTMay]

You gave her hepatitis, didn't you? You old sandbaggin son of a gun!Shut up, Burn. I hate you. :ranting:

[J. Bourne]

You gave her hepatitis, didn't you? You old sandbaggin son of a gun!


I'm a motorboatin' sonofabitch.

[burninator]

Shut up, Burn. I hate you. :ranting:
Shouldn't you be off somewhere NOT rollerblading?

[KTMay]

Shouldn't you be off somewhere NOT rollerblading?Decided on a rest first!!!! :ranting:


NOW I'm reallllly mad! Skipping the rest and proving you WRONG!!!!

AND...I hate your FRO!

[burninator]

I'm a motorboatin' sonofabitch.
Is this thread somehow related to your earlier thread about crabs?


P.S. Cybil, you won't do it.

[mattman688]

Shut up, Burn. I hate you. :ranting:
you are to nice to do the "mean" thing... :) even your "I hate you" = :hug:

[KTMay]

P.S. Cybil, you won't do it.

There is no better coach than one who knows how to push your buttons! I'm leaving now....

[shhaggy]

I never quite understood how a grown man could be kicked out of his own bed. I don't care how much I screw up, if a woman doesn't want to sleep next to me she should get HER ass to the guest room or couch.

[~Kimber~]

Is this thread somehow related to your earlier thread about crabs? .

That makes a scary kind of sense.

[J. Bourne]

I never quite understood how a grown man could be kicked out of his own bed. I don't care how much I screw up, if a woman doesn't want to sleep next to me she should get HER ass to the guest room or couch.

I'll pm a pic of her to you.

Power of the punani.

Is this thread somehow related to your earlier thread about crabs?



:rofl2:

[mattman688]

I'll pm a pic of her to you.

Power of the punani.
friends don't keep secrets...post it!

[~Kimber~]

I want a pic too!

[Zoe Moon]

You're lucky JB that you're not dating a Texas gal. You would have wound up doing more than sleeping on the couch! :lol:

[Brynn]

That sucks, JB... Do you honestly regret whatever it was that you did, or do you regret getting caught? I know you say she's hot, etc, but are you in love with her and truly want to keep her around for a relationship?

Also, I remember a thread you started about cheating... Something about a friend or relative of your's got caught... Was this related?

[punkie]

I want a pic too!
me too me too! I want to know what kind of girl dates JB :lol:

[KTMay]

Should someone who goes MIA for 5 days be allowed to remain the POM?

Wow, Ray! I didnt know you cared?!?!? :hug: Big ole' softy!!!!

[burninator]

Define 'cheat.'
:popcorn:

[.DC.]

Define 'cheat.':popcorn:
I did not have sexual realtions with Monica....:lol:

[KTMay]

:popcorn:Shut up...I still hate you.

[~Kimber~]

I heard you can catch crabs from a toilet seat. :lol:

[.DC.]

Shut up...I still hate you.:hug:

[KTMay]

:hug: :hug:

[Ram|bunc|tious]

JB offering pics for a change? These I have to see! :bigeye:

:wave2: Cybil! Missed ya hon!

[cajungirl]

JB offering pics for a change? These I have to see! :bigeye:

:wave2: Cybil! Missed ya hon!
:wave2:rammy, nice avi:lol:

[KTMay]

JB offering pics for a change? These I have to see! :bigeye:

:wave2: Cybil! Missed ya hon!Hi Rammer! One thread :lol:

[Ram|bunc|tious]

Wow, even CajG makes an appearance - how's hotel-life treating you?

Cybil - you been bad! :whip:

[KTMay]

Cybil - you been bad! :whip:

Ya...just here for a quickie! Then back to RL!

[cajungirl]

Wow, even CajG makes an appearance - how's hotel-life treating you?

Cybil - you been bad! :whip:
:harhar:
im getting tired of hotel life

[~Kimber~]

Ya...just here for a quickie! Then back to RL!

I'm sure JB can oblige...or maybe not.. :teehee:

[KTMay]

I'm sure JB can oblige...or maybe not.. :teehee:

Naaa...not interested in leftovers!!! :lol:

[Ram|bunc|tious]

I'm sure JB can oblige...or maybe not.. :teehee:
His hands are otherwise occupied. Cybil's going to have to handle her own muffins :evil:

[KTMay]

His hands are otherwise occupied. Cybil's going to have to handle her own muffins :evil:LOL! Knock it off Ram!!! :lol:

[burninator]

Shut up...I still hate you.
:clap:

[.DC.]

Naaa...not interested in leftovers!!! :lol:

>OUCH< :eek:

[Ram|bunc|tious]

New man law: women shall bring sandwiches, cold beer, OTs, and their muffins from the kitchen.

[J. Bourne]

That sucks, JB... Do you honestly regret whatever it was that you did, or do you regret getting caught?



Yes. Absolutely.



I know you say she's hot, etc, but are you in love with her and truly want to keep her around for a relationship?

*crickets chirping*


Also, I remember a thread you started about cheating... Something about a friend or relative of your's got caught... Was this related?

No. Totally unrelated.

[.DC.]

So did you lay some other chick or what?

[Ram|bunc|tious]

JB - ever been in the doghouse with your GF before? What did you do to get back into good graces? She a flowers/romantic kinda girl to get over this? ... a ferocious banging make-up-sex kinda woman? .... or just the show you're sorry and give it some time?

[~Kimber~]

I think some strong OTC medicines would probably be a good start.

[J. Bourne]

JB - ever been in the doghouse with your GF before? What did you do to get back into good graces? She a flowers/romantic kinda girl to get over this? ... a ferocious banging make-up-sex kinda woman? .... or just the show you're sorry and give it some time?


She's none of the above (well, she's romantic, but which female isn't). She is really level headed, though.

I've been in the doghouse before, but this is eerily different.

So did you lay some other chick or what?

Don't read too much into this, but I take da fif on the particulars.

[Lextacy]

Goof you seem to be taking this well.

[Drio]

I never quite understood how a grown man could be kicked out of his own bed. I don't care how much I screw up, if a woman doesn't want to sleep next to me she should get HER ass to the guest room or couch.
And that might have something to do with you never having a girlfriend in the first place. Just a guess. :dontknow: :lol:

[stealth]

Just tell her that variety is the spice of life, and you like it extra spicy!

If that doesn't work, slap her with a dead fish. :nod:

[afusinatto]

Well this is disappointing!

[Ram|bunc|tious]

If that doesn't work, slap her with a dead fish. :nod:

Yea, then he can alternate use with the fleshlight since that's the most action he'll ever get with her again!

... speaking of, did Striker ever extract himself enough out of the fleshlight to post this week?

[.DC.]

Did you forget the post it?

[.DC.]

Well this is disappointing!
Why...jb "could be" on the market soon...:rolleyes:

[afusinatto]

Yea, then he can alternate use with the fleshlight since that's the most action he'll ever get with her again!

... speaking of, did Striker ever extract himself enough out of the fleshlight to post this week?
:shake: He's still MIA.

[Dizzy Devil]

New man law: women shall bring sandwiches, cold beer, OTs, and their muffins from the kitchen.

I have a hard time keeping up with all your memos, Rammy...
*adding muffins to the list*

[Ram|bunc|tious]

Did you forget the post it?
Problem is that the note actually said...

[Dizzy Devil]

Problem is that the note actually said...

You know, I almost didn't look at the pic...since I posted the original.
How you flatter me, Rammy! :lmao:

[punkie]

Problem is that the note actually said...
:lmao:

[Momto2pooches]

Very interesting thread JB, thank you for the entertainment. :nod:

[Rebate Addict]

http://andrew.stottsan.net/photography/images/DSC_4468.jpg

[J. Bourne]

thank you for the entertainment. :nod:


:confused:

What isn't entertaining to you?

[Brynn]

Do you guys live together?

[.DC.]

:confused:

What isn't entertaining to you?
A limp digit perhaps??

[Shucksgirl]

:confused:

What isn't entertaining to you?


:hug: Go...kiss and make up :hug:

[Momto2pooches]

A limp digit perhaps??

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Correct, that would come under the heading of "Challenging" :lol:

[J. Bourne]

Do you guys live together?


85% of the time.

[Brynn]

85% of the time.

Where is she now? Did she leave the home?

[.DC.]

85% of the time.
The only thing thats going to go down for a while now it would seem.

[Dizzy Devil]

Hey J, clear a space in your mailbox...I have something to send you...

[J. Bourne]

Where is she now? Did she leave the home?


No. She works in a specialized field, and stays out of town for two and three day stretches.

[afusinatto]

JB I hope you get things worked out soon! :)

[.DC.]

No. She works in a specialized field, and stays out of town for two and three day stretches.

so it was it during one of these 2-3 day stretches that you, "did what ever you did" that you take the 5th on?

[J. Bourne]

so it was it during one of these 2-3 day streaches that you, "did what ever you did" that you take the 5th on?


No. :lol:

At least not the latest incident.

[Dizzy Devil]

No. :lol:

At least not the latest incident.

The latest incident?
:whip:

[random.]

No. :lol:

At least not the latest incident.
Bad J.

[J. Bourne]

Gotta love the 'failure to deliver' tag by stealth.

Stealth has really stepped up to the plate in Striker's absence. :lol:

And dchavoc, too. :lol:

[.DC.]

Gotta love the 'failure to deliver' tag by stealth.

Stealth has really stepped up to the plate in Striker's absence. :lol:

And dchavoc, too. :lol:

Look JB, the next times she says to empty the kitchen trash, you had better do it! :nod:

[Shucksgirl]

Look JB, the next times she says to empty the kitchen trash, you had better do it! :nod:

She shouldn't have to ask :shake:

[Brynn]

She shouldn't have to ask :shake:

Word. ;)

[.DC.]

She shouldn't have to ask :shake::lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[J. Bourne]

She shouldn't have to ask :shake:

If I received a proper ratio of OTs, she wouldn't have to ask for a lot of things.

[Shucksgirl]

If I received a proper ratio of OTs, she wouldn't have to ask for a lot of things.

Quid pro quo :eek:

[.DC.]

Quid pro quo :eek:

Amen to that ":nod:"

[Shucksgirl]

Amen to that ":nod:"

I'm glad someone gets me DC :lmao: :hug:

[Dizzy Devil]

If I received a proper ratio of OTs, she wouldn't have to ask for a lot of things.

What's your idea of a proper ratio? 1:1?

[.DC.]

What's your idea of a proper ratio? 1:1?

Works for me :yummy:

[Dizzy Devil]

Works for me :yummy:

For me it's about quality, not quantity...:evil:

[.DC.]

For me it's about quality, not quantity...:evil:

Are you doubting my "quality" :rolleyes:

[Dizzy Devil]

Are you doubting my "quality" :rolleyes:

I would never doubt you DC :nono2:
:whip:

[.DC.]

I would never doubt you DC :nono2:
:whip:That's Better

:whip:

[KTMay]

Are you doubting my "quality" :rolleyes::secret:completely (teasing:hug:)

[Dizzy Devil]

That's Better

:whip:

Thank you sir, may I have another? :evillaf:

[.DC.]

:secret:completely (teasing:hug:):eek: :eek:


BTW....you owe me an email back...

[KTMay]

:eek: :eek:


BTW....you owe me an email back...I do....I'm just befuddled! :hug:

[redjen910]

JB, Are you looking for sympathy?

[Momto2pooches]

JB, Are you looking for sympathy?


Maybe

[redjen910]

You're not JB. But if he were looking for sympathy I'd have to tell him its in the dictionary


Right between shit and syphillis

[Momto2pooches]

You're not JB. But if he were looking for sympathy I'd have to tell him its in the dictionary


Right between shit and syphillis

Ouch...:lol: :lol:

I'm going to wardobe...this is a dangerous avy :lol: :lol:

[redjen910]

You can't say ouch AND lmao LA. Its one or the other; not both.

[Momto2pooches]

You can't say ouch AND lmao LA. Its one or the other; not both.


I'm back!!:hug: :hug:

ouch was for JB
lamo was for me :lol:

[redjen910]

:hug: I'm back!!:hug: :hug:

ouch was for JB
lamo was for me :lol:
:hug:

[Yuck]

JB do you live together or does one live at the other's place?

[J. Bourne]

JB do you live together or does one live at the other's place?


She lives with me.

[Eyesparkle]

She lives with me.
:ohmy: Wait.. You're taken?!?

What about all of those pervy PMs and promises?

[Momto2pooches]

Just copy & paste Sweetpea, copy & paste. :lol:

[Yuck]

She lives with me.

She lives in your place, and you slept on the couch. Chivalry is one thing, but taking off your pair and throwing them out the window is something else entirely.

But then again I would have to know all of the details behind said incident.

[Dizzy Devil]

She lives in your place, and you slept on the couch. Chivalry is one thing, but taking off your pair and throwing them out the window is something else entirely.

But then again I would have to know all of the details behind said incident.

:dontknow: I probably would have left, but maybe that's just the kind of girl I am...

[redjen910]

I once kicked a guy out of his own apartment.

[Yuck]

I once kicked a guy out of his own apartment.

Wow...just wow.

Did he spend the night at his other boyfriends house?

[Momto2pooches]

I once kicked a guy out of the window of his own apartment.

Fixed! :eek:

[J. Bourne]

She lives in your place, and you slept on the couch. Chivalry is one thing, but taking off your pair and throwing them out the window is something else entirely.

But then again I would have to know all of the details behind said incident.


She has certain powers, if you know what I mean.

She leverages her assets.

[redjen910]

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Damm. And we lived on the second floor. Why didn't I think of that? Dammed hindsight!:lmao: :lmao:

She has certain powers, if you know what I mean.

She leverages her assets.
It appears you need to retain the services of a new asset manager then.

[Yuck]

She has certain powers, if you know what I mean.

She leverages her assets.

I am sure she does. And, I am sure she is not the only one on the planet with said assets.

I think you will be ok. If she were that mad she would have left and sent someone to get her stuff. I say you do whatever it was you do again, and if she still does not leave then you become a mormon and do it all the time.

[J. Bourne]

It appears you need to retain the services of a new asset manager then.

So, you're saying I need to diversify my portfolio, basically?

[Momto2pooches]

This thread is lacking in drama... come on JB, facilitate! :nod:

[brisar]

I need a condensed version of this thread

what happened?

[redjen910]

So, you're saying I need to diversify my portfolio, basically?
I'm saying that this asset manager obviously isn't providing you with enough "dividends" and you know that because you're out looking around. For a new asset manager.


And Mr. Yuk- it was other women NOT men. Either way very bad for him.

[J. Bourne]

I'm saying that this asset manager obviously isn't providing you with enough "dividends" and you know that because you're out looking around. For a new asset manager.



I love it when you talk all analytical like. :drool:

[Momto2pooches]

I need a condensed version of this thread

what happened?

JB pulled a horn dog act

GF mad
Go figure

The End. :lol:

[redjen910]

I love it when you talk all analytical like. :drool:
Great. Now everyone knows.:lol:

[DNC]

This thread is lacking in drama... come on JB, facilitate! :nod:
:iagree:

[Momto2pooches]

I will paypal him $$$ if he pulls a hissy fit and foams at the mouth.:lol:

Really!

[Shucksgirl]

Things all better today JB?



...or should we let sleeping threads...

[~Kimber~]

Yeah JB are the itchys all gone?

[Rebate Addict]

I will paypal him $$$ if he pulls a hissy fit and foams at the mouth.:lol:

Really!

Ditto. I'm bored. C'mon and entertain us, JB!

[J. Bourne]

Well, yes and no.

My gf refuses to service me now.

In fact, she won't even let me advance on a romantic overture basis.

This will take some time, I think.

I have had to resort to Plan B to satisfy my cravings, which are both intense and often.

If she knew I had a Plan B, she would realize that her poker hand isn't quite as good as she may now believe.



:evillaf:

[.DC.]

Well, yes and no.

My gf refuses to service me now.

In fact, she won't even let me advance on a romantic overture basis.

This will take some time, I think.

I have had to resort to Plan B to satisfy my cravings, which are both intense and often.

If she knew I had a Plan B, she would realize that her poker hand isn't quite as good as she may now believe.



:evillaf:


going to build up some serious forearms then huh?

Remember to switch hands to stay "even"

also see "The Stranger" :lol:

[Shucksgirl]

Well, yes and no.

My gf refuses to service me now.

In fact, she won't even let me advance on a romantic overture basis.

This will take some time, I think.

I have had to resort to Plan B to satisfy my cravings, which are both intense and often.

If she knew I had a Plan B, she would realize that her poker hand isn't quite as good as she may now believe.



:evillaf:



NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! You'll go blind...or grow hairy knuckles or something :lmao:

[.DC.]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! You'll go blind...or grow hairy knuckles or something :lmao:

But things swelling up and turning BLUE are not good either.:shake:

[J. Bourne]

Plan B is more dignified than that.

:mad:

What you are all referring to has been part of my daily ritual for years, in good relationship times and bad. It's called taking a shower. :mad:

[Shucksgirl]

Plan B is more dignified than that.

:mad:

What you are all referring to has been part of my daily ritual for years, in good relationship times and bad. It's called taking a shower. :mad:

Makes me think of that scene from Something About Mary :lmao:

Oh a shower :nod: I guess that works too :teehee:

[.DC.]

Plan B is more dignified than that.

:mad:

What you are all referring to has been part of my daily ritual for years, in good relationship times and bad. It's called taking a shower. :mad:

<note to self, never ever use a wash cloth at JB's place> :nono:

[Caydensmom]

going to build up some serious forearms then huh?

Remember to switch hands to stay "even"

also see "The Stranger" :lol:
No DC you say " keep your pimp hand strong!"
C'mon I expected better from you :shake:

[Rebate Addict]

Wouldn't it be best for both of you to stop stringing her along so you can go out and "sew your wild oats". It sounds to me like your interest in doing that far outweighs your interest in being in a committed relationship. It sounds like you may be wasting her time and yours.

[~Kimber~]

Wouldn't it be best for both of you to stop stringing her along so you can go out and "sew your wild oats". It sounds to me like your interest in doing that far outweighs your interest in being in a committed relationship. It sounds like you may be wating her time and yours.

No, you see, she's hot, so he wants to make sure has some action at home in case he can't get any random action

[Kung-Fu Jesus]

JB must have some unseen power over women because if this was posted anywhere else, he's be torn apart by the raging estrogen warriors that fight for women's rights yet still expect a man to pay for everything and open the door for them. Particularly because he's unapologetic about doing it, so it seems.

I know the feeling JB, the worst part is that she'll never be over it. 10 years from now, if yall are still together, god forbid, she'll bring it up in an argument and you'll just have to shake your head in disbelief.

And if this is just about watching porn without her, bud, you need to find a new girl.

[Shucksgirl]

JB must have some unseen power over women because if this was posted anywhere else, he's be torn apart by the raging estrogen warriors that fight for women's rights yet still expect a man to pay for everything and open the door for them. Particularly because he's unapologetic about doing it, so it seems.

I know the feeling JB, the worst part is that she'll never be over it. 10 years from now, if yall are still together, god forbid, she'll bring it up in an argument and you'll just have to shake your head in disbelief.

And if this is just about watching porn without her, bud, you need to find a new girl.

Please don't lump all women in the same basket.
Sounds like you've been jerked around abit Fu :rolleyes:

[Kung-Fu Jesus]

I wasn't refering to all women, but I know most women would have taken a more combative stance to JB's situation, unless all he was doing was himself. :D

I haven't been jerked around nearly as much as I would like.

[Shucksgirl]

I wasn't refering to all women, but I know most women would have taken a more combative stance to JB's situation, unless all he was doing was himself. :D

I haven't been jerked around nearly as much as I would like.

:lmao:

[~Kimber~]

I think I've made it pretty clear how I feel about this situation.

I personally have lost alot of respect for him.

[Momto2pooches]

I don't think there was any altercation. I think J.Bourne was bored and created this thread to stir up a little controversy and entertainment. He chose Sex because Religion and Politics are mostly Podium topics.

JB is okay. The behavior here is mostly for fun and very different from how he behaves in RL. It's tongue in cheek. :nod:

[Captal]

Knowing M22P's analytical abilities... perhaps she's right!

[~Kimber~]

I don't think there was any altercation. I think J.Bourne was bored and created this thread to stir up a little controversy and entertainment. He chose Sex because Religion and Politics are mostly Podium topics.

JB is okay. The behavior here is mostly for fun and very different from how he behaves in RL. It's tongue in cheek. :nod:

I'm glad you know him so well. I took him seriously and I think others did too. Many of us have been cheated on before and know how painful it can be. So while the situation was funny to some, it made him look bad in other's eyes.
Maybe it's time for him to come clean on this, if in fact, the whole thing was made up.

[Captal]

Maybe it's really nothing to do with sex- maybe some other girl cooked him dinner or something and his GF is a gourmet cook and is offended... did he ever say it was sexual in nature?

[Momto2pooches]

Well, if you click on his profile and skim through his threads since he returned I think you'll find that most of the subject matter is either satire or just nonsensical. Not all, just a lot of it.

If you skim the last couple of hundred posts it is almost always the same. I can't believe that anyone could be that two dimensional in RL so I guess a lot of it is for entertainment purposes only. Now, if you read his posts from the Podium they are totally different in tone. His posts there are well thought out, serious and quite intelligent. I think maybe here he is just "playing to the crowd". :dontknow:

[Shucksgirl]

Well, if you click on his profile and skim through his threads since he returned I think you'll find that most of the subject matter is either satire or just nonsensical. Not all, just a lot of it.

If you skim the last couple of hundred posts it is almost always the same. I can't believe that anyone could be that two dimensional in RL so I guess a lot of it is for entertainment purposes only. Now, if you read his posts from the Podium they are totally different in tone. His posts there are well thought out, serious and quite intelligent. I think maybe here he is just "playing to the crowd". :dontknow:

You got it :hug:

[~Kimber~]

True story.

I was busted big time last night.

*Sleeping on the couch was not fun, nor will it be for the unforseen future.

He doesn't say true story that often, this time he did.

I took him at his word.

[Just Peachy]

What crowd? :rolleyes: And does anyone really care? I mean really care?

I see posts in this place that totally throw me for this being a family site. Sure, people should reign in their children's internet usage, but this is still an open public family site. If I really wanted porn or sex talk, I'd talk to my husband and then we'd venture to a paid site or a site specifically setup for that if that's what our needs were. Kwim?

[Shucksgirl]

He doesn't say true story that often, this time he did.

I took him at his word.

Kimber...no offense really...

If I took everything you say on here at face value than I would lose respect for you...but I don't :hug:

J is a nice person and I think you are reading way too much into this and being upset for no reason.

[Captal]

He doesn't say true story that often, this time he did.

I took him at his word.
But he didn't say why he was in the dog house. He made implications, but I don't think he ever said it was sexual in nature...

Her last words last night were something like "you've got two hands, and you're going to need them more than ever" before she slammed the bedroom door.

Is this a bad sign?
See- this could mean anything... like the cooking example I gave. Maybe he insulted her cooking to a third party and he got ratted out- maybe it was a big dinner that she had spent a lot of time on and was really hurt.

[~Kimber~]

Kimber...no offense really...

If I took everything you say on here at face value than I would lose respect for you...but I don't :hug:

J is a nice person and I think you are reading way too much into this and being upset for no reason.

I'm not upset. I am just a firm believer in that when are with someone, don't cheat on them. If you feel the need to do so, end it. I would rather endure the pain of a break-up than the pain of being cheated on.
As far as me personally, I've made it clear that I'm married and the mother of a small child. I behave somewhat naughtily here, but in the real world it's a much different story. I know for a fact that some of my fellow women loungers are in similar situations.
I rarely put my personal life on here for public consumption and when and if I do, it's a part of my life that I am prepared for both advice and criticism.
I've actually gone pretty easy on JB, because I don't think he's a bad guy at heart. I just hope he understands that being cheated on hurts and he stops or walks away.

But he didn't say why he was in the dog house. He made implications, but I don't think he ever said it was sexual in nature...


See- this could mean anything... like the cooking example I gave. Maybe he insulted her cooking to a third party and he got ratted out- maybe it was a big dinner that she had spent a lot of time on and was really hurt.

I took it as cheating, and based on the tags in this thread, it appears that others did too. Maybe it's time for him to clear things up before it gets heated in here. :)

[Piccaboo]

After reading thru this thread; I don't believe he specifically stated, nor implied it was sexual in nature, that led to the discourse with said girlfriend; it was assumed on everyone else's part, and though he may have let everyone believe that; and not disagree with that belief; you all assumed sexual cheating was the jist of this discourse.

:popcorn: still waiting for the movie version

[Momto2pooches]

Well it was a fun thread..wasn't that the point? :lol: :lol:

[Captal]

After reading thru this thread; I don't believe he specifically stated, nor implied it was sexual in nature, that led to the discourse with said girlfriend; it was assumed on everyone else's part, and though he may have let everyone believe that; and not disagree with that belief; you all assumed sexual cheating was the jist of this discourse.

:popcorn: still waiting for the movie version
Oh he's definitely implying it- that's where he's being naughty- never specifically saying anything, but there are definitely implications. The fact that he hasn't rebutted the assumptions is implication enough.

That's why M22P is right- he's just having fun.:nod: I bet he's rolling on the floor laughing.

[cynical2]

Since he hasn't told us, lets just make up what he did.:D

Let's start guessing what he did to get in the doghouse. Maybe he'll tell us who's right. :dontknow:

Based on his "Depends on your definition of cheating" post, I'm guessing that he made out with another woman...kissing, groping...but no sex (not even a Lewinsky).

And, to any girl I've dated...YES, that would be cheating. Well, JB? Do I win?

[Momto2pooches]

Since he hasn't told us, lets just make up what he did.:D

Let's start guessing what he did to get in the doghouse. Maybe he'll tell us who's right. :dontknow:

Based on his "Depends on your definition of cheating" post, I'm guessing that he made out with another woman...kissing, groping...but no sex (not even a Lewinsky).

And, to any girl I've dated...YES, that would be cheating. Well, JB? Do I win?

Okay, I'll play! :lol:

I skimmed through the thread and there are hints if you look for them.

Has anyone else picked up on the most salient "facts" he gave us? :lol:

[Rebate Addict]

If you skim the last couple of hundred posts it is almost always the same. I can't believe that anyone could be that two dimensional in RL so I guess a lot of it is for entertainment purposes only.


Perfectly said! (Actually I think he owes you one dimension in change... :lol: )

I don't take much of anything JB says seriously. I'm not sure what possessed me to post something serious here. Perhaps it was on the the chance that there's any hint of truth when you read between the lines of the blatantly fabricated tales he weaves.

I regret it, though, because I didn't want to stir up any upset.

[Rebate Addict]

Has anyone else picked up on the most salient "facts" he gave us? :lol:

I can't say I picked up on an obvious theme, LA -- What do you think it is?


I do, however, wonder why he chose a dog in front of a pagoda for his thread image.... :scratchh: I wonder what truths can be revealed from the selection of that image? Perhaps he picked up a hooker on a recent spy mission to Tokyo?

[.DC.]

:popcorn: is how I sum up the thread to this point.

[redjen910]

Okay here's my guess. Jb is getting pervy pm's from someone ( and enjoying them and replying) and his SO saw the banter and is upset.

[Momto2pooches]

Perfectly said! (Actually I think he owes you one dimension in change... :lol: )

I don't take much of anything JB says seriously. I'm not sure what possessed me to post something serious here. Perhaps it was on the the chance that there's any hint of truth when you read between the lines of the blatantly fabricated tales he weaves.

I regret it, though, because I didn't want to stir up any upset.

:lol: It's all in good fun. You do have a very good point though. I don't think it is possible to post 1000's of times anywhere and not show a bit of who you are. We have had a number of threads here on this subject.

I do think that he contributes a lot to the Forum. Who here hasn't signed on & upon seeing a new JB thread chuckled and looked forward to some entertainment?

Sometimes a bit of controversy goes a long way to sparking a serious exchange of different thoughts, ideas and opinions. I think that is a good thing. :nod:

I can't say I picked up on an obvious theme, LA -- What do you think it is?


I do, however, wonder why he chose a dog in front of a pagoda for his thread image.... :scratchh: I wonder what truths can be revealed from the selection of that image? Perhaps he picked up a hooker on a recent spy mission to Tokyo?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Yes, if the one comment he made is true then everything else is crystal clear. :nod:

[Captal]

Also, I remember a thread you started about cheating... Something about a friend or relative of your's got caught... Was this related?
No. Totally unrelated.
This one M22P? Is he pulling one over on us? When he says totally unrelated- is it really TOTALLY unreleated to cheating, or just that situation?

[Captal]

I'm betting this is about food- check this one out. Service could mean cooking- Plan B- both intense and often- could be his own cooking, or his mom's :D.

Well, yes and no.

My gf refuses to service me now.

In fact, she won't even let me advance on a romantic overture basis.

This will take some time, I think.

I have had to resort to Plan B to satisfy my cravings, which are both intense and often.

If she knew I had a Plan B, she would realize that her poker hand isn't quite as good as she may now believe.



:evillaf:

[Captal]

Based on his "Depends on your definition of cheating" post, I'm guessing that he made out with another woman...kissing, groping...but no sex (not even a Lewinsky).
But that's not what he said, he said "define cheat." Two compltely different things- one is a statement basically admitting to cheating, the second is a question, with definite implications, but the implications are all based on personal inference.

Crafty JB- I'm sticking to my cooking guess.

[Momto2pooches]

This one M22P? Is he pulling one over on us? When he says totally unrelated- is it really TOTALLY unreleated to cheating, or just that situation?


I think he meant that this specific thread topic was unrelated to the circumstances in the "cheating" thread. :)

I'm betting this is about food- check this one out. Service could mean cooking- Plan B- both intense and often- could be his own cooking, or his mom's :D.

I think this post served as a red herring and to possibly renew speculation in the topic. :)

[Rebate Addict]

I'm betting this is about food- check this one out. Service could mean cooking- Plan B- both intense and often- could be his own cooking, or his mom's :D.Well, yes and no.

My gf refuses to service me now.

In fact, she won't even let me advance on a romantic overture basis.

This will take some time, I think.

I have had to resort to Plan B to satisfy my cravings, which are both intense and often.

If she knew I had a Plan B, she would realize that her poker hand isn't quite as good as she may now believe.



:evillaf:

By golly, Captal, I think you've got it! From rereading what you quoted, it all makes sense now! His girlfriend's name is Jenn! Jenn-Air. And she refuses to continue her loyal servicing of his food heating needs. His cravings for Totino's Pizza Rolls are intense and often. It will take some time to find him an oven quite as hot as she was.

[Momto2pooches]

But that's not what he said, he said "define cheat." Two compltely different things- one is a statement basically admitting to cheating, the second is a question, with definite implications, but the implications are all based on personal inference.

Crafty JB- I'm sticking to my cooking guess.

This is a pretty general yet sure to spark debate type of statement. It is a great way to further generate discussion. :)

[Piccaboo]

he ate out; we all know you're not supposed to eat out :evillaf:

edit: it's dine-in only

[Dizzy Devil]

he ate out; we all know you're not supposed to eat out :evillaf:
:lmao:

[J. Bourne]

Alright, to clear up a couple of misconceptions -

I did not do something physical in terms of infidelity. So that busts your righteous condemnation, kimber.

peachyum, I have never posted anything even approximating porn in a public forum here. I have no idea what you are talking about.

Without getting into specifics, let just say that in both my view and that of my gf, I did something far too flirtatious and completely imprudent for someone who is in a serious relationship, and the worse part is that I did it on the sly, and got busted red handed.

Am I an attention whore? Absolutely. But I also bring the kind of sizzle-tainment to the plate that all of you crave, and you know it.

I am your Jerry Springer. That is my crowning achievement.

Now pay me the homage I so richly deserve.

The truth of the matter is that it's entertaining to accentuate the real events that take place in our lives as long as things don't get too crazy or far away from the truth, and our intentions are on the light side.

So flame away, wenches.

*'kimber' disclaimer: 68.5% of the above post is truth, with the balance being fictitious jocularity.

[Momto2pooches]

Alright, to clear up a couple of misconceptions -

I did not do something physical in terms of infidelity. So that busts your righteous condemnation, kimber.

peachyum, I have never posted anything even approximating porn in a public forum here. I have no idea what you are talking about.

Without getting into specifics, let just say that in both my view and that of my gf, I did something far too flirtatious and completely imprudent for someone who is in a serious relationship, and the worse part is that I did it on the sly, and got busted red handed.

Am I an attention whore? Absolutely. But I also bring the kind of sizzle-tainment to the plate that all of you crave, and you know it.

I am your Jerry Springer. That is my crowning achievement.

Now pay me the homage I so richly deserve.


*'kimber' disclaimer: 68.5% of the above post is truth, with the balance being fictitious jocularity.


Ah, JB..I think I covered most of your points in the above posts..scroll up dear. Otherwise nicely said. Do you mind if I post the "give away" post you made? :hug: :lol:

[J. Bourne]

no, go for it.

There was symbolism in the dog house pic, too, but there is no way anyone could possibly know what that is.

I'd love to hear random guesses, though. :lol: That would be entertaining.

[Captal]

Great post JB. Well, there goes the cooking theory (unless he flirted with a cook!). I guess that makes me a conspiracy theorist :D

[J. Bourne]

Great post JB. Well, there goes the cooking theory (unless he flirted with a cook!)


I just around to reading the issues raised in this thread about 15 minutes ago. It's one of the most hilarious threads in terms of peoples' reactions. :sly:

I think it's like a Rorschach Inkblot Test, where everyone read what they wanted and then turned it into speculation based on their own life experiences.

kimber thought I actually slept with someone else.

VQ thought I raped a spider monkey.

[Shucksgirl]

:eek: You did sleep with a spider monkey?

:sadwalk:

[Rebate Addict]

Am I an attention whore? Absolutely. But I also bring the kind of sizzle-tainment to the plate that all of you crave, and you know it.

I am your Jerry Springer. That is my crowning achievement.


The Lounge is slow. We are bored. You must entertain us. NOW. Get posting, mister! :whip:

[Piccaboo]

I just around to reading the issues raised in this thread about 15 minutes ago. It's one of the most hilarious threads in terms of peoples' reactions. :sly:

I think it's like a Rorschach Inkblot Test, where everyone read what they wanted and then turned it into speculation based on their own life experiences.

kimber thought I actually slept with someone else.

VQ thought I raped a spider monkey.

All I said was you shouldn't be eating out :lol: :lol: :lol:
and I said there was no sexual infidelity

:popcorn: still waiting for the movie version

[SlickChik]

Can I get the cliff notes for this thread? :lmao:

[Piccaboo]

Can I get the cliff notes for this thread? :lmao:

JB was bad
he got kicked out of the bed
he got :slap: by the gf basically
no service
he is :sadwalk:
everyone fretted
made up innuendo's
all is glad
now he can entertain us again :woot:

[SlickChik]

JB was bad
he got kicked out of the bed
he got :slap: by the gf basically
no service
he is :sadwalk:
everyone fretted
made up innuendo's
all is glad
now he can entertain us again :woot:

Whew!!

As long is he is around to entertain us, its all good! :woot2:

[Momto2pooches]

Interesting...it seems for once J.Bourne and I were in agreement. I'll have to work very hard to prevent that from happening again! :lol: :lol: :lmao:

[Captal]

So when do we get the give away comment M22P? I've read through all his comments twice and I don't see anything...

[Momto2pooches]

So when do we get the give away comment M22P? I've read through all his comments twice and I don't see anything...

Give me a moment and I'll post it. JB said he didn't mind. Okay? :hug:



Edit:

Let's just say a serious indiscretion caught up with me in a big way, and that hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

I have a lot of thoughts about this statement.

[Captal]

Give me a moment and I'll post it. JB said he didn't mind. Okay? :hug:



Edit:

Let's just say a serious indiscretion caught up with me in a big way, and that hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

I have a lot of thoughts about this statement.
But that's not a dead giveaway! It's vague- a "serious indiscretion" could be anything!

[Rebate Addict]

But that's not a dead giveaway! It's vague- a "serious indiscretion" could be anything!

I can't say I would bet money on any guesses I could make from that statement. Give us your insight, LA.

[Momto2pooches]

But that's not a dead giveaway! It's vague- a "serious indiscretion" could be anything!


I said if the statement was true it would make things crystal clear. Stick with me on this one. Okay?

1) caught up with me in a big way

I read this as an event or some type of behavior that was not something to be proud of that has recently been made public to the GF.

2) and that hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.


This can be read in a number of ways. One might be that another woman, perhaps involved with said behavior/event "felt scorned" and as a result was the one who communicated to the GF.

Or the GF may be the "scorned" woman in this scenario as a result of discovering an event/behavior that up until now had yet to made public.


Who knows? :dontknow: