~~~!*Ask Goddess*!~~~

[Loungess]

I'm starting my own advice column now.
If you need suggestions/help with anything. Post here. And I'll do my best to help you out.

[the. glock]

I'm staring my own advice column now.
If you need suggestions/help with anything. Post here. And I'll do my best to help you out.
HI Sue, long time listener, first time caller

i have this burning sensation when i go pee, what should i do?

love,
glockie

[Loungess]

HI Sue, long time listener, first time caller

i have this burning sensation when i go pee, what should i do?

love,
glockie


Dear Glockie,

Drink plenty of cranberry juice. You have a yeast infection.

Hope this helps
Sue

[the. glock]

Dear sue,

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck, could chuck, danishes?

love!,
glock man 10,000

[Loungess]

Dear sue,

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck, could chuck, danishes?

love!,
glock man 10,000

Dear Glockie,
The wood chuck wouldn't be chucking wood, if he was chucking danishes, so I will go with zero.
Good luck
Sue

[the. glock]

dear sue,

what time is it when superman steals your watch?

love,

glock-o 40xd6

[Loungess]

dear sue,

what time is it when superman steals your watch?

love,

glock-o 40xd6

Dear Glockie,
It's time to get a new watch, dear.
Love,
Sue

[the. glock]

dear sue,

what does it mean when my cat is sleeping all day

love,

das glock mann!

[Mike...]

:lol2:

[Loungess]

dear sue,

what does it mean when my cat is sleeping all day

love,

das glock mann!

Dear Das Glock Mann,
It means you have a normal cat. They tend to roam at night.
Love,
Sue

[the. glock]

dear sue,

what does it mean when i cant see anything, but i know its light out, all i see is black!

love,

die glockenspeil 45o

[Mike...]

Ahh yes. The feline.

[Loungess]

dear sue,

what does it mean when i cant see anything, but i know its light out, all i see is black!

love,

die glockenspeil 45o


Dear Die Glockenspeil 45o,
You might think about making an appointment with the Vision Clinic.
That, or take your sunglasses off when you're inside.
Love,
Sue

[the. glock]

Ahh yes. The feline.
my feline is so fat, when its walking up the steps, it stops half way and takes a rest, then continues up!

[Mr 5000]

dear sue,

I miss torme, can you bring her back?

Mr 5k

[the. glock]

Dear Sue,

I Want To Get A Girl But They Only Run Awaay What Do I Do

Love,

Krusty Liverkisser

[Loungess]

dear sue,

I miss torme, can you bring her back?

Mr 5k

Dear Mr 5k,
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
You'll see her Monday and feel a whole new love for her all over again.
Love,
Sue

[Loungess]

Dear Sue,

I Want To Get A Girl But They Only Run Awaay What Do I Do

Love,

Krusty Liverkisser


Dear Krusty,
Get some chains, handcuffs and locks.
Love,
Sue

[the. glock]

dear sue.

i need chains , handcuffs and locks. you know were i can get some?

love,

glock-the tormenter!

[Loungess]

dear sue.

i need chains , handcuffs and locks. you know were i can get some?
love,
glock-the tormenter!

Dear glock-the tormenter,

Try your local adult store. You know, the one you visited last week.
Love,
Sue

[the. glock]

dear sue,

i need to make a fake ID for a store i need to go to, how is it done?

love,
glock-6'3'' 445 lbs.

[Loungess]

dear sue,

i need to make a fake ID for a store i need to go to, how is it done?

love,
glock-6'3'' 445 lbs.

Dear Glock - 6'3, 445 lbs.,
Just steal your dad's, or your brothers.
They are on the VIP list there anyway.
Love
Sue

[the. glock]

dear sue,

i need some money for....things, where can i get some,( NO WORKING)

love,
glock-the bum

[Loungess]

dear sue,

i need some money for....things, where can i get some,( NO WORKING)

love,
glock-the bum

Dear Glock -the bum,
Again, steal it from your Dad or Brother.
Or sell your body on the street corner in front of that store.
Love,
Sue

[the. glock]

dear sue,

i am about to sell my body , for my own reasons, what should i know?

love,

glock - the whore (post whore :D :D :D :P)

[Loungess]

dear sue,

i am about to sell my body , for my own reasons, what should i know?

love,

glock - the whore (post whore :D :D :D :P)

Dear Glock - the whore,
Not everything in a skirt is a woman.
love,
Sue

[the. glock]

dear sue,

if i where to wear a skirt, what size should i be?

love,
glock-ina

[Loungess]

dear sue,

if i where to wear a skirt, what size should i be?

love,
glock-ina

Dear Glock-ina,
I would go with a Large,
you need room for tucking.
Love,
Sue

[Savio]

Dear Sue,

What do you think about the "Ask Rayzac99" thread?


Savio

[the. glock]

dear sue,

am i a summer or a winter? cosmetic wise

love,
glock- the transvestie

[Loungess]

Dear Sue,

What do you think about the "Ask Rayzac99" thread?
Savio

Dear Savio,
Ray is my brother.
He often gets advice from me.
Love,
Sue

[Loungess]

dear glock- the transvestie

I would go with a summer, you don't
want to be too cold looking.
Love
Sue

[the. glock]

dear sue,

would you date me (if not married)

love,

the lonley glock

[Loungess]

dear sue,

would you date me (if not married)

love,

the lonley glock

Dear Lonely Glock,
If you were of age, and I wasn't married, and we lived near each other, and we were compatible. It could be a possibility.
Love,
Sue

[the. glock]

Dear Lonely Glock,
If you were of age, and I wasn't married, and we lived near each other, and we were compatible. It could be a possibility.
Love,
Sue
LOL thats like saying

if i wasnt married, and you were older, and you were taller, and i liked you more, and you were smarter, and maybe a little cuter, and a litte sexyier, and you were more like bruce willus .... ect
:lol:

[Loungess]

LOL thats like saying

if i wasnt married, and you were older, and you were taller, and i liked you more, and you were smarter, and maybe a little cuter, and a litte sexyier, and you were more like bruce willus .... ect
:lol:

LMAO :P
I don't like Bruce Willis

[the. glock]

dear sue,

i decided to give up girls, they are too complicated. do you know where i can learn to make my own soap?

love,

the alternative lifestyle glock

[Mr 5000]

dear sue,

I'm bored out of my mind, but I have to wake up early, was gonna go out with friend but because it was too cold out, it was cancelled....what should I do? mix some music? do some graphics? or watch a movie?

Mr 5k

[everson]

Dear Sue,

Do you know who I am or am I just a noob?

Thanks,
Unconfident everson

[Loungess]

dear sue,
i decided to give up girls, they are too complicated. do you know where i can learn to make my own soap?

love,
the alternative lifestyle glock

Dear ALG,
That's not a wise decision, because you will always be thinking about girls, and you'll get nowhere making soap.
Love,Sue

[Loungess]

dear sue,

I'm bored out of my mind, but I have to wake up early, was gonna go out with friend but because it was too cold out, it was cancelled....what should I do? mix some music? do some graphics? or watch a movie?

Mr 5k

Dear Mr. 5k,
You've done my job for me. Good suggestions. Do them all.
Love,Sue

[Loungess]

Dear Sue,

Do you know who I am or am I just a noob?

Thanks,
Unconfident everson

Dear Everson,
I think I have seen your post a few times.
How are you.
Love,
Sue

[the. glock]

Dear ALG,
That's not a wise decision, because you will always be thinking about girls, and you'll get nowhere making soap.
Love,Sue
HAHAHHA lol get no were making soap.......poor lux ......poor poor lux

i ALMOST feel bad for the guy, ALMOST!!!!!!

actually change of mind i do feel bad. :crying:

[everson]

Dear Everson,
I think I have seen your post a few times.
How are you.
Love,
Sue
Dear Sue,

That makes me feel much better. Here I thought my 800+ posts did nothing and no one still knew me. :(

One day I am going to have the highest post count and take over this site, Sue what do you think? Will you help me or will you be my nemesis?

Sincerely,
Feeling a Little Better Everson

[the. glock]

Dear Sue,

That makes me feel much better. Here I thought my 800+ posts did nothing and no one still knew me. :(

One day I am going to have the highest post count and take over this site, Sue what do you think? Will you help me or will you be my nemesis?

Sincerely,
Feeling a Little Better Everson
what a noob post! go back to your noob hole, noobie!!
and leave us normies alone! :P

[Loungess]

Dear Sue,
That makes me feel much better. Here I thought my 800+ posts did nothing and no one still knew me. :(
One day I am going to have the highest post count and take over this site, Sue what do you think? Will you help me or will you be my nemesis?
Sincerely,
Feeling a Little Better Everson

Dear Everson,
Quality over Quantity is what I always say.
:)
Love,
Sue

[the. glock]

dear sue,

i think someone on the boards is hott (thats with 2 t's mind you). what should i do

love,
love-stricken glock

[Loungess]

dear sue,

i think someone on the boards is hott (thats with 2 t's mind you). what should i do

love,
love-stricken glock

Dear Love-stricken glock,
Offer them some iced tea,
maybe they will cool off.
Love,
Sue

[the. glock]

dear sue.

can i offer you some iced tea? :D

love,
glock the butler

[Loungess]

dear sue.

can i offer you some iced tea? :D

love,
glock the butler


Dear Glock the butler,
thanks so much for the tea. Very refreshing.
Love,
Sue

[the. glock]

dear sue,

someone i know cant put 2 and 2 together, what should i do?

love,
luxuryoils

[Loungess]

dear sue,

someone i know cant put 2 and 2 together, what should i do?

love,
luxuryoils

Dear Luxuryoils,
You need to make more soap.
Love,
Sue

[the. glock]

dear sue.

i think sue likes me what should i do?

love,

the confused glock

[everson]

what a noob post! go back to your noob hole, noobie!!
and leave us normies alone! :P
I have been here a month longer than you! Who are you calling a noob? NOOBIE!

[the. glock]

I have been here a month longer than you! Who are you calling a noob? NOOBIE!
SCOREBOARD (post count)

[Loungess]

dear sue.
i think sue likes me what should i do?
love,
the confused glock

Dear Confused,
I would give it time, and you will
find out the real answer.
Love
Sue

[the. glock]

dear sue,

benno smells, and he doesnt know it. what do i do?

love,
*pinching nose* glock

[everson]

SCOREBOARD (post count)
SCOREBOARD (Age / Rep Points)

lol :)

[Loungess]

dear sue,

benno smells, and he doesnt know it. what do i do?

love,
*pinching nose* glock

Dear Glock,
Buy some soap from Lux, secretly mail it to Benno.
Love,
Sue

[everson]

Dear Sue,

I have a feeling this thread is going to be closed down pretty soon. What do you think?

Sincerely,
Optimistic Everson

[the. glock]

16/32 = .5
16/16 = 1???????????

so less rep is good??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[Loungess]

Dear Sue,

I have a feeling this thread is going to be closed down pretty soon. What do you think?

Sincerely,
Optimistic Everson

Dear OE,
I hope not. I would hate to not be able to help.
Love,
Sue

[everson]

16/32 = .5
16/16 = 1???????????

so less rep is good??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Very funny! lol :)

I was trying to express two points my age and how many rep points I have. Not by dividing age and rep points. Clever.

[the. glock]

dear sue,

i have all this extra money, from my whoring, what do i do with it?

love,
glock moneybags

[Loungess]

dear sue,

i have all this extra money, from my whoring, what do i do with it?

love,
glock moneybags

Dear Moneybags,
Money can't buy you everything. You should donate to a good cause.
Love
Sue

[the. glock]

Very funny! lol :)

I was trying to express two points my age and how many rep points I have. Not by dividing age and rep points. Clever.


thanx. :P how does it feel to be outsmarted by a 16 yr old?? :P

it doesnt happen often, OR DOES IT>

[the. glock]

Dear Moneybags,
Money can't buy you everything. You should donate to a good cause.
Love
Sue
*in letter glock sent all his money to sue*
dear sue,

thanks?

love,
glock

[appleyum]

Dear Sue,
When are you going to switch to firefox?

Outsourced Tech Support
appleyum

[everson]

dear sue,

i have all this extra money, from my whoring, what do i do with it?

love,
glock moneybags
Dear MoneyBags,

I know a perfect fund you could donate it to. Why not just paypal it to me? I have a donation button up on my site if you decide to! lol :)
http://thunderdepot.com/

Sincerely,
Everson

[Loungess]

*in letter glock sent all his money to sue*
dear sue,

thanks?

love,
glock

Dear Glock,
Thanks for the $20.
I will put it in my piggy bank.
Love,
Sue

:P

[Loungess]

Dear Sue,
When are you going to switch to firefox?

Outsourced Tech Support
appleyum

Dear OTS,
I love IE. Get over it.
Love,
Sue.

[the. glock]

Dear Glock,
Thanks for the $20.
I will put it in my piggy bank.
Love,
Sue

:P

look at that check again, that wasnt a decimal point, it was a comma.

:P

[Loungess]

look at that check again, that wasnt a decimal point, it was a comma.

:P
You're so right. My bad. Thanks :)

[the. glock]

You're so right. My bad. Thanks :)
and that wasnt just one check theres 2!!!!!!

the other is for 3.14159 jlllion dollars

[Loungess]

and that wasnt just one check theres 2!!!!!!

the other is for 3.14159 jlllion dollars

Dear Glock,
I could never be with someone who
sells their body for money.
Love,
Sue


:P

[the. glock]

Dear Glock,
I could never be with someone who
sells their body for money.
Love,
Sue


:P
with a body like mine, i had to send my sales to NASA to get them calculated.

[Mr 5000]

dear sue

thanks, but I guess I'm too tired to do so...I'll be back tomorrow or something

mr 5k

[Loungess]

with a body like mine, i had to send my sales to NASA to get them calculated.
lol!!!

[appleyum]

Dear OTS,
I love IE. Get over it.
Love,
Sue.

Dear Sue,
Next time you contact customer support you will be charged 99cents per min. $3 for the first min.

Hot sexy tech suppot rep waiting
appleyum

[XXnarg]

Dear Glockie,

Drink plenty of cranberry juice. You have a yeast infection.

Hope this helps
SueCranberry juice has nothing to do with curing bladder infections. There was only one study which suggested this, and it was commissioned by..:omg:..Ocean Spray!

A relative just went through a series of bladder infections and has gotten that info from a couple of urologists.

[Loungess]

dear sue

thanks, but I guess I'm too tired to do so...I'll be back tomorrow or something

mr 5k

Dear Mr 5k,
Ok, have a good night
Love,
Sue

[everson]

Well off to bed people, tomorrow is a big day (I get to sleep in)! I guess technically it is a big day today since just turned Saturday here, oh well.

See ya!

[the. glock]

lol!!!
dont act like your not impressed!

[Loungess]

Dear Sue,
Next time you contact customer support you will be charged 99cents per min. $3 for the first min.

Hot sexy tech suppot rep waiting
appleyum

Dear HSTSRW,

I still have noisy pipes.
Love
Sue

[Loungess]

Cranberry juice has nothing to do with curing bladder infections. There was only one study which suggested this, and it was commissioned by..:omg:..Ocean Spray!

A relative just went through a series of bladder infections and has gotten that info from a couple of urologists.

that's funny. Good to know!!!

[Loungess]

Well off to bed people, tomorrow is a big day (I get to sleep in)! I guess technically it is a big day today since just turned Saturday here, oh well.

See ya!

Bye Everson!!!

[Loungess]

dont act like your not impressed!
I am impressed that they were that fast. lol

[the. glock]

dear sue,

lux is licking his finger and then touching me! *complaining*

love,
glock-the child

[appleyum]

Dear HSTSRW,

I still have noisy pipes.
Love
Sue
Dear Sue,
Stop eating fiber rich food

Health Food expert
appleyum

Hey wait a sec this is not ask appleyum column. I am not getting paid for this. :mad:

[the. glock]

I am impressed that they were that fast. lol

all they wanted was a glimpse of me, thats all they needed to fullfil there sexual needs

[Loungess]

dear sue,

lux is licking his finger and then touching me! *complaining*

love,
glock-the child

Dear Glock,
He's probably trying to annoy you.
Just ignore him.
Love,
Sue

[appleyum]

Dear Sue,
How old are you?

Looking for experienced woman
appleyum

[the. glock]

dear sue,

what time is it in japan

love,
alex

[Loungess]

Dear Sue,
How old are you?

Looking for experienced woman
appleyum

Dear Apple,
It's not polite to ask a lady that.
Tsk. Tsk.
Love, Sue

[Loungess]

dear sue,

what time is it in japan

love,
alex

Dear Glock,
I don't know the time in Japan :)
Love Sue

[the. glock]

dear sue,

why not,

love, alex

[Loungess]

dear sue,

why not,

love, alex

Dear Alex,
I am too tired to find out LOL
Love
Sue

[the. glock]

dear sue,

why did it take you 2 posts to figure out i was using my real name?

love,
the. glock

[Loungess]

dear sue,

why did it take you 2 posts to figure out i was using my real name?

love,
the. glock

Alex,
Because I was looking up the time in Japan.
It's 2:05pm :D
Love,
Sue

[the. glock]

sue,

so ever do it in a suitcase?

love,
Luxury oils! !!!!!!!

[Loungess]

sue,

so ever do it in a suitcase?

love,
alex

Dear Alex,
You're getting weird.
Love,
Sue

[the. glock]

dear sue,

if you were ever to go back in time, what would you DO.

love,
alexander

[Loungess]

dear sue,

if you were ever to go back in time, what would you DO.

love,
alexander

Dear Alexander,
I'm going to save my chance to go back into time .. for in the future, and
come back to this point and answer you.
Love Sue

[Loungess]

Taking a coffee break...brb...
meet you in the bar.

[the. glock]

dear sue,

ever go 88 mph, in your DeLorian?

love,
alexander joeseph klivan

[someone28624]

Dear Sue-

What is the definition of health in your mind?

[Loungess]

Dear Sue-

What is the definition of health in your mind?


Dear Someone,
Soundness of body or mind; and freedom from disease.
Health is a gift that we need to take care of.
If we don't take care of our bodies, we could lose that gift.

Hope this helps,
Sue

[Mike...]

Dear Sue,
I am somewhat bored but unable to stop looking.
What should I do?

Signed
USAF brat

[Loungess]

Dear Sue,
I am somewhat bored but unable to stop looking.
What should I do?

Signed
USAF brat


USAF Brat,
You're wasting your time if you're bored.
I suggest you stop this instant.
Sue

[Mike...]

Thank You Sue!
Good point, well taken.

Good night.

[Loungess]

Thank You Sue!
Good point, well taken.

Good night.
Glad I could help.
Good night.

[appleyum]

Dear Sue,
Should I eat my ice cream in the freezer?

Soon to be sugar high
appleyum

[Loungess]

Dear Sue,
Should I eat my ice cream in the freezer?

Soon to be sugar high
appleyum

Dear apple,
Definately should eat your ice cream.
Never let it go to waste,
Just let it go to your waist. :D

Sincerely,
Sue

[midask9]

Dear Sue
I saw a bumper sticker today that said "Mean People Suck"....is this true?

Puzzled, Inquisitive & Slightly Stressed,Eventually Distraught

[Loungess]

Dear Sue
I saw a bumper sticker today that said "Mean People Suck"....is this true?

Puzzled, Inquisitive & Slightly Stressed,Eventually Distraught

Dear PISSED,
HAHA
I think just the naughty ones suck.
Good day,
Sue

[dstam015]

Dear Sue,
What should I get my wife for Valentines day?
Ps It is also our 18th Anniversary.
Thanks
Dopey Husband

[kevlupo1121]

Dear Sue,

Can you play Halo with me sometime? :P


Kevin

[the. glock]

dear sue,
i need to wake up how do i do that?>

love,
sleepy glock

[Loungess]

Dear Sue,
What should I get my wife for Valentines day?
Ps It is also our 18th Anniversary.
Thanks
Dopey Husband

Dear dstam,
DIAMONDS my friend.
Get her DIAMONDS.
Good luck,
Sue

[Loungess]

Dear Sue,

Can you play Halo with me sometime? :P


Kevin

Dear Kevin,
I don't have Halo. If I did, I would be more than happy to play.
Sincerely,
Sue

[Loungess]

dear sue,
i need to wake up how do i do that?>

love,
sleepy glock

Dear Sleepy Glock,
Coffee. plenty of coffee.
Sincerely,
Sue

[someone28624]

Ah, here's your thread!

Do you or Razyac99 offer better advice?

[Loungess]

Ah, here's your thread!

Do you or Razyac99 offer better advice?

Dear Someone,
I think he does.
Sincerely,
Sue
:D :D :D

[appleyum]

Dear SueShopper,
Are you trying to get a date with rayzac99?

Convert him
appleyum

[Loungess]

Dear SueShopper,
Are you trying to get a date with rayzac99?

Convert him
appleyum

Dear apple,
No, Ray is not attracted to me. I dont
have the right equipment.
Sincerely,
Sue

[IAMSLICK]

Dear SueShopper,

I have a crush on my boss. What should I do?

Slick the Bouncer

[Loungess]

Dear SueShopper,

I have a crush on my boss. What should I do?

Slick the Bouncer

Slick the Bouncer,
Normally, I would say, don't ever get involved with
someone at work. You're going to have to quit your job.

Sincerely,
Sue.

:P

[Ne0rC]

Dear SueShopper,

Does Size Really matter?

xXStud42069Xx

[Loungess]

Dear SueShopper,

Does Size Really matter?

xXStud42069Xx

Dear Stud,
It's all how you work it.
Sincerely,
Sue

[dstam015]

Dear Sue Don't you ever sleep?

MR. Going to Bed

[Loungess]

Dear Sue Don't you ever sleep?

MR. Going to Bed

Dear Mr. Going to Bed,
It's not even 11pm. And yes I sleep :D
Sincerely,
Sue

[appleyum]

Dear Stud,
It's all how you work it.
Sincerely,
Sue
Dear SueShopper,
Can you clarify how exactly do you 'work it'

pump it pump it up
appleyum

[Loungess]

Dear SueShopper,
Can you clarify how exactly do you 'work it'

pump it pump it up
appleyum

Dear pump it up apple,
When your partner screams louder than you do.
Sincerely,
Sue

[appleyum]

Dear SueShopper,
Am I work it when the partner is screaming at me "come on cry like a little girl you *#$#($ http://img91.exs.cx/img91/6839/chain3tb.gif :whip:

Submissive
appleyum

[Loungess]

Dear SueShopper,
Am I work it when partner is screaming at me "come on cry like a little girl you *#$#($ http://img91.exs.cx/img91/6839/chain3tb.gif :whip:

Submissive
appleyum

Dear Submissive,
Sounds like you're not workin' it.
Sincerely,
Sue

[Ne0rC]

Dear SueShopper,
What is the meaning of life?

Contemplative
Ne0rC

[appleyum]

Dear Submissive,
Sounds like you're not workin' it.
Sincerely,
Sue
Dear SueShopper,
Can you teach me then?

attentive student
appleyum

[Loungess]

Dear SueShopper,
What is the meaning of life?

Contemplative
Ne0rC

Dear Contemplative,
The meaning of life is to procreate,
and have fun doing it!!
Sincerely,
Sue


:P

[Loungess]

Dear SueShopper,
Can you teach me then?

attentive student
appleyum

Dear attentive student,
Please refer to my book, pg. 139, right hand column.

Sincerely,
Sue

[Striker]

Sue how do I get a girl to sleep with me?

[arzi]

Dear Sue,

The dumplings or the fried rice?

Kahnt D. Cide

[Loungess]

Sue how do I get a girl to sleep with me?

Sometimes it just take a little
bit of money ;)
Sincerely,
Sue

[appleyum]

Dear attentive student,
Please refer to my book, pg. 139, right hand column.

Sincerely,
Sue
Dear SueShopper,
Where can I get your book?

Bargain shopper
appleyum

[Striker]

Sometimes it just take a little
bit of money ;)
Sincerely,
Sue
Okay that is a lot easier than a net and a stun gun.

[Loungess]

Dear Sue,

The dumplings or the fried rice?

Kahnt D. Cide

Kahnt D. Cide,
Definately the fried rice.

sue

[arzi]

Dear Sue,

Is it possible to get a slick deal on your book? I was thinking maybe 10% off.

[Loungess]

Dear SueShopper,
Where can I get your book?

Bargain shopper
appleyum

Dear Apple,
Books R Us.
Of course.

Sue

[Loungess]

Dear Sue,

Is it possible to get a slick deal on your book? I was thinking maybe 10% off.

You'll have to research it.

Sue

[appleyum]

Dear Apple,
Books R Us.
Of course.

Sue
Dear SueShopper,
Is there a movie version of your book?

lazy reader
appleyum

[Loungess]

Dear SueShopper,
Is there a movie version of your book?

lazy reader
appleyum

Dear Lazy Reader,
Yes the movie will be coming out in October.
Please keep an eye out for it. :)
Sue

[Striker]

Dear Sue,

Is there anyway to stop my addiction to masturbating? It is starting to really wear me down and affect my Internet Forum browsing.

[Loungess]

Dear Sue,

Is there anyway to stop my addiction to masturbating? It is starting to really wear me down and affect my Internet Forum browsing.

I suggest try multi-tasking.
Sincerely,
Sue

[appleyum]

Dear Lazy Reader,
Yes the movie will be coming out in October.
Please keep an eye out for it. :)
Sue
Dear SueShopper,
Will you be in the movie?

Your #1 fan
appleyum

[Loungess]

Dear SueShopper,
Will you be in the movie?

Your #1 fan
appleyum

Dear Apple,
I will have a body double. It will
be Angelina Jolie.
Sincerely, Sue

[appleyum]

Dear Apple,
I will have a body double. It will
be Angelina Jolie.
Sincerely, Sue
Dear SueShopper
Will there be bloopers and extras of Angelina and you together

droooling fan
appleyum

[IAMSLICK]

Dear SueShopper,

You have quickly become the SD Lounge's premier poster. To what do you owe your success? Also, what make/model supercomputer do you use to generate the sheer volume of posts?

Sincerely,

-slick

[arzi]

Dear Sue,

If I dated a man named Subway, would I have a choice between 6 and 12 inches?

Sincerely,

hold the mayo

[Loungess]

Dear SueShopper
Will there be bloopers and extras of Angelina and you together

droooling fan
appleyum

Dear Apple,
That will be in the "uncut" version.
Sue

[Loungess]

Dear SueShopper,

You have quickly become the SD Lounge's premier poster. To what do you owe your success? Also, what make/model supercomputer do you use to generate the sheer volume of posts?

Sincerely,
-slick

Dear Slick,
If it wasn't for my fans, I would be who I am today. So I have to thank my fans.
I think my success is based off the fact that I'm not another guy.lol
I have a Sony Vaio computer and it's never failed me.
Sincerely,
Sue

[Loungess]

Dear Sue,

If I dated a man named Subway, would I have a choice between 6 and 12 inches?

Sincerely,

hold the mayo

Dear hold the mayo,
You could also travel thru dark corridors ;)
Sincerely,
Sue

[appleyum]

Dear Apple,
That will be in the "uncut" version.
Sue
Dear SueShopper,
Can I pre-order "uncut" collector's edition? Any pre-order gifts?

Eager fan
appleyum

[Loungess]

Dear SueShopper,
Can I pre-order "uncut" collector's edition? Any pre-order gifts?

Eager fan
appleyum

Dear Fan,
Yes. You can Pre-order.
Here's the gift which will be included with every one ordered.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000DJ6NI.01-A30BWAY0X6PQTZ._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg

[appleyum]

Dear Fan,
Yes. You can Pre-order.
Here's the gift which will be included with every one ordered.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000DJ6NI.01-A30BWAY0X6PQTZ._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg
Dear SueShopper,
Are they "Blow Pop"?

Excited fan :bounce:
appleyum

[Loungess]

Dear SueShopper,
Are they "Blow Pop"?

Excited fan :bounce:
appleyum

Why yes they are excited fan.
Sincerely,
Sue

[appleyum]

Why yes they are excited fan.
Sincerely,
Sue
Dear SueShopper,
:disapper:

:blowup:
appleyum

[Loungess]

lol :D

[appleyum]

Dear SueShopper,
Do you offer one on one private sesson?

Still clueless
appleyum

[Loungess]

Dear SueShopper,
Do you offer one on one private sesson?

Still clueless
appleyum

Dear Clueless,
No, but my body double might ;)
Sincerely,
Sue

[someone28624]

Dear Sue, May I meet your body double?

Seeing Double

[Loungess]

Dear Sue, May I meet your body double?

Seeing Double

Sure,
Here she is.
http://typo.ro/host/uploads/Angelina%20Jolie.JPG
Sincerely,
Sue

[appleyum]

Dear SueShopper,
How many moon does Uranus have?

Astrologist
appleyum

[Loungess]

Dear SueShopper,
How many moon does Uranus have?

Astrologist
appleyum

Dear Astrologist,
If I bend over, mine.. has one. :D :D :D
Sincerely,
Sue

[appleyum]

Dear Astrologist,
If I bend over, mine.. has one. :D :D :D
Sincerely,
Sue
Dear SueShopper
*gulp* :lust: I got blinded by your shiny moon. Would you recommend a :seedoc:?

:bluesbrot
appleyum

[Loungess]

Dear SueShopper
*gulp* :lust: I got blinded by your shiny moon. Would you recommend a :seedoc:?

:bluesbrot
appleyum

Dear apple,
Yes, Nurse Randy will be more than happy to help you out.
http://www.mc.uky.edu/anesthesiology/images/Hall.jpg
Sincerely,
Sue

[appleyum]

Dear apple,
Yes, Nurse Randy will be more than happy to help you out.
http://www.mc.uky.edu/anesthesiology/images/Hall.jpg
Sincerely,
Sue
Dear SueShopper,
I rather not have my sight back.

Fear of male nurse
appleyum

[Loungess]

Dear SueShopper,
I rather not have my sight back.

Fear of male nurse
appleyum

Dear apple,
Sorry I sent the wrong nurse.
Here's nurse betty!!
Take Care
Sue
/
/
/
/
/
/
/
/
/
/

http://laurenharman.tripod.com/halloween/images/photos/nurse.jpg

[dstam015]

Dear Mr. Going to Bed,
It's not even 11pm. And yes I sleep :D
Sincerely,
Sue
DUH forgot about time difference. I guess I was so tired I could not think.
Dopey me!

[the. glock]

dear sue,

wehat does john 3:16 say?

love,
glock11111!!!!!!1111

[Loungess]

dear sue,

wehat does john 3:16 say?

love,
glock11111!!!!!!1111

Dear Glock,
John 3:16.. “For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life

Sincerely,
-Sue

[the. glock]

dear sue,

who will win the superbowl

love,
glock23

[Loungess]

dear sue,

who will win the superbowl

love,
glock23

Dear Glock
Philadelphia will win

Sincerely,
Sue

(but don't put money on it)

[the. glock]

dear sue,

how can i get an ipod for free?

love,
glock3333333333333333333333333333333333333

[Loungess]

dear sue,

how can i get an ipod for free?

love,
glock3333333333333333333333333333333333333


Dear Glock,
When you find out, get one for me too.
Sincerely,
Sue

[the. glock]

dear sue,

im hungry what do i do?

love,
glock, the awesome

[Loungess]

Glock,
Eat!!!
Sincerely, Sue

[the. glock]

dear sue,
someone in the bar wont serve me a hurricane what do i do

love,
glock 33333333333

[Loungess]

dear sue,
someone in the bar wont serve me a hurricane what do i do

love,
glock 33333333333

Dear glock
Your drink is waiting at the bar.
Sue

[the. glock]

deeeeeer zue,

im undur aaaaaage and dwunk, what do i do, huh?

wuv,
gloooock

[Loungess]

Dear Glock,
stop drinking
Sincerely,
Sue

[the. glock]

dear sue,

how can the ace be one AND eleven?? now what kind of god would allow that?

love,
glock

[Loungess]

dear sue,

how can the ace be one AND eleven?? now what kind of god would allow that?

love,
glock

Dear Glock,
I never understood that either. One of life's greatest mysteries ;)
Sincerely
sue

[the. glock]

dear sue,

whats USAF stand for

sincerely
glockkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[Loungess]

dear sue,

whats USAF stand for

sincerely
glockkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Dear Glock,
United
States
Air
Force

Sincerely,
Sue

[markadark]

dear sue

what is your job?

[the. glock]

dear sue,
what IS your job

love.,

glock

[The Raddish]

Dearest Sue,

I have a question. What should I do about that?

Curious in Electronland

[arjunsr]

scratch something?

[Loungess]

dear sue

what is your job?

dear sue,
what IS your job

love.,

glock

------------

Dear Faithful readers Mark and Glock
I write an advice column.
DUH.
Sincerely, Sue





heheh
no really I'm on hiatus from working :)
My last job was in advertising for a newspaper.

[Loungess]

Dearest Sue,

I have a question. What should I do about that?

Curious in Electronland

Dear Raddish,
By all means, you should ask it.

Sincerely,
Sue

[Mike...]

Sue,
What does hubby do in the USAF?
My dad was a pilot.
My brother was Intelligence.

[the. glock]

dear sue,

will god lead Philly to victory?

love,
firefox!

[Loungess]

Sue,
What does hubby do in the USAF?
My dad was a pilot.
My brother was Intelligence.


Dear Aqua,
He is an instructor for Security Forces
He's an AGR

Sue

[Loungess]

dear sue,

will god lead Philly to victory?

love,
firefox!


Dear Glock,
I don't think so

Sincerely,
Sue

[the. glock]

dear sue,

whats with the new avatar? why no lips?

love,
glock

[Loungess]

dear sue,

whats with the new avatar? why no lips?

love,
glock

Dear Glock
I like variety.

Sincerely,
Sue

[the. glock]

Dear Glock
I like variety.

Sincerely,
Sue
why not a cariety of new lips,? just a suggestion :P

[The Raddish]

Dearest Sue,

http://www.slickdeals.net/forums/t74794.html?

Regards,

TR

[Loungess]

why not a cariety of new lips,? just a suggestion :P

Dear Glock,
I did a variety of lipsticks one day.. I think u missed it

Sincerely,
Sue

[the. glock]

Dear Glock,
I did a variety of lipsticks one day.. I think u missed it

Sincerely,
Sue
dear sue,

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!.................... I MISSED IT!!!!!!!!!

love,
glock

[chuddy117]

He's AGR? So he's guard eh. Instructor for security forces? What does that exactly mean? I would think if he was an instructor, he'd be active.....

[[derek]]

Dear Sue, How many Philly fans just killed themselves. I could here the resounding cry all the way in Connecticut?

[the. glock]

']Dear Sue, How many Philly fans just killed themselves. I could here the resounding cry all the way in Connecticut?
lol prolly all of them!

[Mike...]

Sue,
I hope he's not in harms way.

What time zone is Texas?

M

[Loungess]

He's AGR? So he's guard eh. Instructor for security forces? What does that exactly mean? I would think if he was an instructor, he'd be active.....

It's a new position they created. He's always active.
I think it's Active Guard Reserve...

[Loungess]

']Dear Sue, How many Philly fans just killed themselves. I could here the resounding cry all the way in Connecticut?

LOL!!! Sad huh

[Loungess]

Sue,
I hope he's not in harms way.

What time zone is Texas?

M

Well, I'm sure he is, but he can't tell me. lol
It's CST here.

[markadark]

dear sue

why does glock always leave with a "love"?

[Loungess]

dear sue

why does glock always leave with a "love"?

Dear Mark,
Not sure, why don't you ask him.
Sincerely,
Sue :)

[the. glock]

dear sue

why does glock always leave with a "love"?
dear mark,

cause im used to writing emails to my grandparents,

love,
glock

[IAMSLICK]

Dear SueShopper,

You take very nice pictures of yourself to use as Avatars. Most pictures seem to be of your face. Are there parts of your body you photograph that you can't show on SD? If so which ones?

Slick (the Donger)

[Loungess]

Dear Slick,
I have a Special one for you,
Sincerely,
Sue

[Mr 5000]

dear sue,

what does it mean when someone keeps on asking about your personal life, your personal info? O_o

Mr 5000

p.s. and what does it mean when someone complimenting me on doing something?

[Mike...]

Sue,
I have three movies in hand.
The Professional
Warriors of Heaven and Earth
&
Bulletproff Monk

What do you think I should I watch tonight.

Netflixer

[Loungess]

dear sue,

what does it mean when someone keeps on asking about your personal life, your personal info? O_o

Mr 5000

p.s. and what does it mean when someone complimenting me on doing something?

Dear Mr. 5000
It means they want to know about you.. And when they compliment you they are just trying to get in your pants. :P
Sincerely, Sue

[Loungess]

Sue,
I have three movies in hand.
The Professional
Warriors of Heaven and Earth
&
Bulletproff Monk

What do you think I should I watch tonight.

Netflixer


I'll go with the Professional!

Sue

[Mike...]

Sweet!
My thoughts exactly. Its in the spinner now.

Thanks
Good night.

[Mr 5000]

Sue,
I have three movies in hand.
The Professional
Warriors of Heaven and Earth
&
Bulletproff Monk

What do you think I should I watch tonight.

Netflixer

leon the professional? that movie rocks

[Mr 5000]

Dear Mr. 5000
It means they want to know about you.. And when they compliment you they are just trying to get in your pants. :P
Sincerely, Sue

I see...

[sara137]

']Dear Sue, How many Philly fans just killed themselves. I could here the resounding cry all the way in Connecticut?

I'm still here. I'm pissed off and sad that the Eagles blew it.

Only a little bit of time before Pitchers and Catchers report though!! Yea Baseball!

[appleyum]

Dear SueShopper,
who is smarter, man or woman?

sexist pig:lmao:
appleyum

[appleyum]

Dear SueShopper,
Why do women leave the toilet seat down?

Bad aim
appleyum

[abeo]

Dear SueShopper,

Since your husband is in the USAF, has he been through the Stargate? :biggrin2:

Take care,

Pi

[chuddy117]

Her husband is not in the USAF. He is either in the ANG or the Reserves. Big difference.

[Loungess]

Dear SueShopper,
who is smarter, man or woman?

sexist pig:lmao:
appleyum

Dear Apple,
They are both equally smart?? lol

Sue

(I'm not getting flamed!)

[Loungess]

Dear SueShopper,
Why do women leave the toilet seat down?

Bad aim
appleyum

Dear apple,
Doesn't it belong down?

Sue

[Loungess]

Dear SueShopper,

Since your husband is in the USAF, has he been through the Stargate? :biggrin2:

Take care,

Pi

Dear Pizza,
You know there's alot he can't discuss, it's a possibility ;)

Sue

[Loungess]

Her husband is not in the USAF. He is either in the ANG or the Reserves. Big difference.

Yeah, He is USAF. An AGR slot - It's a fairly new position they created.

Sue

[Savio]

Dear Sue,

I saw a friend last night who I haven't seen in a while. She's a beautiful woman. Any chance with her?


Savio

[Loungess]

Dear Sue,

I saw a friend last night who I haven't seen in a while. She's a beautiful woman. Any chance with her?


Savio

Savio,
I had to ask the magic 8 ball..
it said "It is Certain!"

Hope this helps
Sue

[appleyum]

Dear Apple,
They are both equally smart?? lol

Sue

(I'm not getting flamed!)

Dear apple,
Doesn't it belong down?

Sue

Dear SueShopper,
Why have you returned my past 2 questions back at me?

Not appleyum column
appleyum

[the. glock]

dear sue,
why did god create mondays?

always,
glock

[Loungess]

Dear SueShopper,
Why have you returned my past 2 questions back at me?

Not appleyum column
appleyum

Dear Apple,
I don't know, why do you think I have??

Sincerely,
Sue

[Loungess]

dear sue,
why did god create mondays?

always,
glock

Glock,
If it wasn't Monday, it would be Tuesday.
Sincerely
Sue

[postmodfan]

Dear Sue,

Where's the best place to get a great cup of coffee?

Signed,

looking for that perfect cup

[Loungess]

Dear Sue,

Where's the best place to get a great cup of coffee?

Signed,

looking for that perfect cup

Dear postmodfan,
I make a pretty mean cup of coffee in the bar ;)

Sue

[the. glock]

dear sue,
where can a highschool student get his hands on the SAT/ACT answer sheet?

always,
glock

[Loungess]

dear sue,
where can a highschool student get his hands on the SAT/ACT answer sheet?

always,
glock

Not sure,
but go here: http://www.act-sat-prep.com/
and study :P :P

Sue

[dstam015]

Dear Sue.
Who does Lux look like?
Mr looking for a pic.

[Loungess]

Dear Sue.
Who does Lux look like?
Mr looking for a pic.

Dear Dstam
I haven't figured it out..
Let me know if you do.

Sincerely,
Sue

[the. glock]

http://www.slickdeals.net/gallery/slickdealers/luxuryoils

for you lux fans :P