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Mal and Kristin's Official Chat Thread: "So you can just go and vote for an addendum to allow presidents to be elected for more than two terms and THEN go vote for Obama." - Llama
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If you are or were a thread regular (or at least a frequent visitor!) and you would like to participate, please add your name to the list for our Third Annual Secret Santa! :whee:
Secret Santa List: 1. Mal 2. Nessy 3. Devo 4. beanqueen 5. VFrog 6. Kristin 7. Cupcake42 Secret Santa Rules and Information: 1. Send your name and mailing address to Mal. Post your questionnaire answers as a reply in the thread, and then find your name above and link it to your questionnaire post so your secret santa can find it easily. (The questions are attached.) 2. The secret santas will be randomly assigned by a trusted and benevolent volunteer. (Hopefully Frogstar, if he will be so kind as to grace us with his services for a third year.) 3. If you are going to flake out on us, or feel that you might, or some other financial constraints come into play, contact Mal immediately so we can make the necessary arrangements to take you out and make sure your receiver still gets a gift. You will not be judged or condemned and we will not publicly post any information if someone chooses to drop out. The most important thing is we just want to make sure everyone that wants to participate gets a gift for Christmas. 4. The spending limit is $25, not including the cost of shipping. (Shipping will usually be $6 or $7 give or take a few depending on where you are and to where you're shipping.) And make sure you ship early, as we all know how backed up the post office gets around the holidays. 5. If you get your gift early, open it when ever you like. If you can, please save the public thank yous for close to Christmas so we don't inadvertently reveal anyone's secret santa before they get their gift! :) 6. Please make sure your gifts are appropriate. Please do not sent money or gift cards as it is really impersonal and defeats the purpose of having a secret santa. 6. Please post in the thread if you have any questions! ------------------------------End SS Awesomeness------------------------------ Quote:
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Cool, thanks Serra! :woot:
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Where's Jme? There's a cat on the woot shirt today! |
With a four-leaf clover, too! It's cute! :girly:
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http://images.cheezburger.com/comple...606b01265f.jpg :lmao: Or: https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-F...eprechaun1.jpg |
ok.....i wish infest didn't show me that ana-white website. I've spent close to 2 grand at Lowe's over the last two months, and it looks like that average is about to go up.
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New New New!!!!! :whee2:
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new thread :groupwav:
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Why is it so quiet today? :look:
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I don't know :mad:
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What's this? The insightful one does not know?
Surely the world is coming to an end! :harhar: |
I've been at the titty doc!
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I farking love beans!
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No, he's anything from an ah to baby :lol:.
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Wow, really? I was totally joking. :lol: |
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I'm absolutely in love with so many projects on her site though :cloud9: |
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5eva 4sho! :highfive: |
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I have no idea. I have about 10 projects going on now, but i'm certainly going to be expanding that list with this site. :lol: |
I promised DW I would hunt down and punish whoever taught my two year old son to strip down naked, start thrusting his hips, and yelling "Shake a wiener, shake a wiener, shake a wiener!!!" :whee:
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The kid isn't even 3 and he's trying to do the helicopter already. :lol: |
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The one morning I'm really hungry and looking forward to a biscuit and sausage gravy from the cafeteria, and they're closed for President's Day :mad:
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None.....I don't know whether or not to be proud that he came up with this on his own most likely. Quote:
But it will probably still make my toast at his wedding rather interesting. |
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Can't help you there. |
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He's found his new toy! :D My son discovered his somewhere around age 1 and always had his hand on that thing any chance he got. Once he was pee trained on the potty around 18 months, he became a nudist and the hand on wiener action increased significantly :lol: He turns 4 next month. His wiener is still his BFF, and he still gets naked as soon as we get home. The only thing that's changed is that he doesn't play with his junk when he's not at home, and he puts undies on if we're expecting company. Thankfully I haven't noticed any helicopter attempts :roll: |
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I looooved being naked...not sure I fondled myself in front of people though...usually that was a private thing ;) But I ran around naked as much as possible...still do! :woot: |
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He was 3-3.5 yrs old when he figured out he could "make it happy" and that's when I made sure to really step up the talks regarding activities that should be done in private. In the beginning of his new discovery he would run up on occasion to tell us "Look! I made it bigger!" (:lmao:) but after a few more reminders, he's been keeping that activity private :) Otherwise before he could get an erection, and now when he's not actively creating one--the rest of his fondling seems like it's entirely subconscious, or natural curiosity. The modesty will continue to develop and the fascination will lessen. Then he'll hit puberty one day and learn something new about it :lmao: |
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Bringing back memories?
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How could he forget what he did this morning? :dontknow: |
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I just realized I have a problem. I am addicted to buying clothes for my DD. She has so much clothes!
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Admitting you have a problem is the first step :bowdown:
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At least it's not meth! :woot2: |
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It doesn't help that my kiddo is super girly. She even has a little vanity :teehee: |
Nessy that sounds like so much fun! I want a daughter!
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Infestina -
I thought of you today! :whee: Someone scribbled a fancy little mustache on the back of a bathroom stall door. Like the one the monopoly guy has! :woot2: |
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I'm trying to decide if I should be happy or sad that you think of me when you see a stache :lmao: People are obsessing over mustache items lately though. I even saw the cutest little mustache necklace :girly: |
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Hipsters are obsessed with the mustache.
I see them all over town! http://mustachepics.com/files/2011/0...e-pics-032.jpg http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Fd-lgkitTN...e-brigade2.jpg http://everythingisplayedout.com/blo...-2-442x575.jpg |
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Well.. well.. YOU HAVE JESUS HAIR!!! :crying: |
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I think of nessy everyday too when I pass the food stand that has a giant picture of a taco on it. :lol: Quote:
I think of you when I see crosses and jesus pictures! :whee: |
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I don't even care about them. The only thing that annoys me about this hipster fad is what it's doing to clothing styles. Men shouldn't wear skinny jeans, and I'm not paying 60 bucks for a shirt that looks like it came out of the trash. This vintage shit might actually annoy me more than jeans that are all full of holes before you even buy the farkers :mad: |
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But no, I was thinking about your jesus sandals when I read that and jesus had hair so there ya go. |
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My BIL gave my DH a polo shirt from old navy recently, and I was like "why's it so ratty looking?" He goes "it's the new style. You're supposed to wear clothes that will help you pass for a hobo." :lmao: I don't get it. I want my clothes to look NEW. Quote:
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Being hipster is the final step to taking it in the butt from another dude. Just my humble opinion. Cocaine leads to gayness. |
Lots of gay dudes aren't hipsters.
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Yeah I know. Being hipster is more like a call to arms for gay guys when there's an important vote or something. |
I have preempclasia again. I'm at the hospital under 24 hr observation. My blood pressure has gone down so hopefully that's a good sign.
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Thanks froffy :hug:
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Probably the phone's fault? |
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At least you have wifi. |
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Oh Nessy! Please take it easy on yourself. I'll be praying for you. |
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I love hospital food. With all of the times DW had preeclampsia or whatever it is, I got to be quite the glutton at the hospital cafeteria. The only problem was how expensive it was. :lol:
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I'm waiting til 7 Bc that's when they open so I can get some breakfast
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I would like to suggest the scrambled eggs, bacon, sausage links, biscuit and gravy, and maybe some pancakes. That makes for a well rounded breakfast. |
Mmmm.
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Almost time for lunch :woot:
Entertain me! |
I just went to Sam's and got a pizza and a berry sundae.
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I might eat at the cafeteria, may need to leave early.
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I saw a trailer for a Spanish movie starring Will Ferrell. Its called Casa. De mi Padre. Looks intriguing
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You programmers are such a lazy bunch. |
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I took DS1 to Shoney's on Saturday after his baseball tryouts. I still haven't recovered. :sick:
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That was a pretty sweet threadkill!
I haven't been to a Shoney's in forever. Probably 1996ish. |
Yeah I can't do more than once every 5 years. I think it takes that long for me to forget what it does to me.
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Has anyone heard from nessy? I know some of you people text each other and stuff.
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i saw her on FB either Sat or Sun night, still at the hospital :(
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I hope her and baby are ok :(
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Dat mo'farkin doc betta dun tree hur azz wif sum spect fore i buss a cap in azz wif my gat! :cool:
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Oh no! I hope she'll be okay! |
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I won't be bested at one-upmanship.
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I'm fine with that.
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I'm finer with it :harhar:
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You're an ass. :lol: |
It's true.
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I'm finally home. I'm getting a home blood pressure system tomorrow morning and have to go see my obgyn and high risk Dr once a week. Baby looks good
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get a ahol of yoself else bitches be all up in yo shit da second a brotha sho weakness |
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:phew: Tell your hubby he better be taking damn good care of you or we'll drive out there and :smack: him! |
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take care of yourself and your little Chiquita Banana Nessy!! :hug2:
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omg today's Woot shirt has me cracking up :rofl2:
http://sale.images.woot.com/I_ll_Be_Back3plDetail.png |
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ya feel me now, son? thas right playa ain no muthafarka tryna get up in ma shit. |
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Dohnchu be playin' like yo shit dohn stink! Daze a reasun dey callz me cubawl, baby. |
The dingo ate her baby.
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These pretzels are making me thirsty!
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Is that a Titleist?
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Well heeeelllloooooo :wave:
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I'm bored. Someone entertain me!
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get sum hur, get yo act togetha and quit playin lik you a g or sumpin. shiiitttt. Side note- Whoever the idiot is that's responsible for this sticky, flavored lip gloss craze- fark you. If I knew who you were, I'd dump that crap all over everything you own then throw something around that would stick to it. I'm not sure what just yet- maybe glitter? sand? ants? I'll figure it out and get back to you. PS: FUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKK YYYOOOOUUUUU! |
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infestina, are you talking about those things on Sephora that have crazy flavors like Toasted Marshmallow and stuff? :lol: cuz i bought a few of them and DAMNIT i hate them too :roll:
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Out of the last 10 tubes of various brands I've purchased (high end-drugstore brands) they've all been sticky and taste like peppermint or some sort of fruitiness. Just make it stop, k? Use your jesus powers. Soo yeaaah, that's that. |
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But no. It's in every damn thing lately. I bought 3 different Urban Decay glosses (all different kinds/styles) and every single one of them is that way. They aren't even from the same product line! I give up on lip gloss now :mad: |
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shove-it-up-your-ass-bitch How's that? :D |
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h8 u 4eva I CURSE YOU TO A LIFETIME OF FLAVORED STICKY LIP GLOSS |
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I like fruity flavored lipgloss :hide:
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Damn this stupid firewall always blocking Devo's awesome gifs! :mad:
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:roll: Okay....i had to disconnect from the VPN and change my proxy settings, but it was worth it. :highfive: |
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i like the fun-flavored lip glosses, but i agree they're all farking sticky these days, it's weird.
i have resorted back to my old standby - Soft Lips. it's never sticky :girly: |
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The flavored lip stuff is bogus. #1, it's not flavored. It's scented. I've tried a couple dozen different brands and varieties, none of them actually have a FLAVOR of any kind. False advertising! :mad: #2. I agree with you about the stickiness. Most of them are incredibly sticky, and increase the likelihood of hair sticking to lips when there's any sort of air flow outside. #3. Hardly any of them last longer than an hour or two. They suck. A few months ago, I got a whole bunch of these Maybelline Baby Lips lip balms, they are freakin' AWESOME. They're silky and smooth like a gloss, have a little bit of shine, they are scented, but not all that noticeably, and the are NOT STICKY! Not even a little bit! I love them! My favorite is this one: http://www.amazon.com/Maybelline-...782&sr=8-6 Yeah, it's grape scented, but the scent seems to have gone away. I use it every day. I have one in my purse, one in my backpack, one on my dresser. And don't let the dark purple color of it mislead you, it's really sheer, it does not look that purple on. (Unlike the Cherry one - I have one of those, tried it once, I felt like a clown.) Best part is they're only like 3 or 4 bucks, and they last for months. The one I have on my dresser, I use it every morning for the last 2+ months, and it's only half gone. |
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:P Besides, if you're talking about the hyphen between high end and drugstore-then-i-still-win. I didn't feel like typing out "to" so sue me :flex: Quote:
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I do use Baby Lips balm! I've seen swatches of the red one and it does look pretty crappy. I hate that they're scented, but they actually do keep your lips soft so I get over it :D |
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StarBaby2012 just send me a PM that simply stated "FU" and linked to a thread that has since been removed. WTF?
Maybe I should be nicer? :dontknow: But i don't know anything i said that could be considered mean to this person. |
I'm not sure what you could have done either.
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He/she posted a thread about taking night time pictures. TS said he/she would need a tripod. So i posted a picture of Mini Me because every time I hear/read the word "tripod" I think of Austin Powers 3. That's the only interaction I've ever had with the person. |
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So can anyone post in here, or do I have to be officially friend approved by Mal? I have stomach on ignore; surely this must count for something. Do I need to PM some of the higher-ups?
If allowed to participate, I swear I'll be good. :pray: Dave |
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Please let me know when you are available to start this process. Thank you for your interest. infesttragedy |
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Also, I'm the Council. |
You were voted out, F1.
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Not if you were late for the meeting. :nono2:
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The Council cannot hold a meeting without me, it's in the by-laws.
Also, that thread was deleted? :confused: |
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what thread? :dontknow: |
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Ah.....there is a policy about posting PMs. http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a3...e-you-know.jpg |
Huh. I can understand the policy, but if it's just the same [redacted] sent to multiple people, it doesn't sound particularly harmful.
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LOL at Chewin's hater
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Eff uuuuu :whee:
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Time to get the soap!
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Well, let me rephrase that. You can be a dick, just preferably to people outside this thread. :evillaf: Also, consider everyone else's response to your post invalid. Quote:
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I say if someone says something nasty to you via PM, post it! :whee: |
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OMG, I laughed so hard @ the "going to be a mod" part. :lmao: :lmao: |
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migraine.....:annoyed:
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I've heard MMJ is good for those. Allegedly.
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MMJ? :huh: |
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And I'm not opposed to hippie drugs....as long as they are legal. Ah......it's a band. |
Didn't your wife have preclampsia chewie¿
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i've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.... :grin:
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Yeah....it was scary, but I did get to see her before work and after work every day while she was at the hospital. But she called me out. She said I just wanted breakfast and dinner from the cafeteria. I told her it was just myreward for the love i show her. |
Just got in on the Roku deal! :whee:
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I already have one of those. They're awesome. So many Amazon Prime videos to enjoy! :girly: |
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the one on the front page. it's $50. Have you seen "take shelter" on prime yet? i've heard really good things about it. |
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What is it? Movie? TV show? Something else? |
Army Wives starts back up this weekend :whee:
I just love that show! |
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It was a legit part speaking part. She played a doctor examining one of the lady's kids and had to give an evaluation. She's friends with one of the producers who has been trying to get her a permanent role on the show, but the day she did the doctor bit she had the flu. She did really well considering. I really couldn't tell. |
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If you watch the first 8 episodes of Community, I'll watch that movie. :D |
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People usually just say "medicinal/medical marijuana." |
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I watched the first two seasons of it on my DVR. :grin: Quote:
Medical Mary Jane = MMJ |
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Because when you're life revolves around kids and work, you need time with the SO. All of the kids are in bed by 8 and DW and I settle in to watch our shows, catch up on the day, relax, and spend some time together. We normally hit the sack about 10:30. And you're missing out if you haven't seen those shows. |
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who wants to be my slave?
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Whatcha need mama? |
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