Another MCR FILK attempt
(tune of the brady bunch)
Here's the story of a softdrink promo
that started off so very, very well.
All the codes were 15 digits,
like the free ones,
The trading even was swell.
Here's the story, of the My Coke Rewards,
that raised points and hardly would restock,
There were few items, worth any redeeming,
Yet they would expect loyalty.
Till the one day when the promo went to hell
And we all knew it was much more than a hunch,
That the rewards would somehow run outta stock.
That's the way we all became the obsessed bunch.
The obsessed bunch, an unhappy bunch,
That's the way we became this obsessed bunch.