Official Political Humor Thread - Page 103

Juna · 09-04-2009, 08:01 PM

Quote from horskj

:

a letter from the boss

As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact
that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government
fees will increase in a BIG way.. To compensate for these increases, our
prices would have to increase by about 10%. But since we cannot
increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy,
we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead. This has really
been bothering me, since I believe we are family here and I didn't know
how to choose who would have to go.

So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found
sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided
these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair
way to approach this problem. They voted for change, I gave it to them.

I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.

**beowulf7** · 09-05-2009, 01:02 AM

Quote from digitalhandle

:

"A spokesperson for Sarah Palin says she's about 85 percent finished with her book, which means that Sarah Palin is finished with her book."
--Conan O'Brien

I heard that. Also during that episode, O'Brien said:
"A political group is urging Dick Cheney to run for President in 2012. It's a political group known as the Democrats."

**Hawk2007** · 09-05-2009, 08:19 AM

Quote from horskj

:

a letter from the boss

As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact
that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government
fees will increase in a BIG way.. To compensate for these increases, our
prices would have to increase by about 10%. But since we cannot
increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy,
we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead. This has really
been bothering me, since I believe we are family here and I didn't know
how to choose who would have to go.

So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found
sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided
these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair
way to approach this problem. They voted for change, I gave it to them.

I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.

MARVELOUS IDEA!!!!

**trancepire** · 09-05-2009, 07:44 PM

Quote from horskj

:

a letter from the boss

As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact
that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government
fees will increase in a BIG way.. To compensate for these increases, our
prices would have to increase by about 10%. But since we cannot
increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy,
we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead. This has really
been bothering me, since I believe we are family here and I didn't know
how to choose who would have to go.

So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found
sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided
these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair
way to approach this problem. They voted for change, I gave it to them.

I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.

I'm thoroughly amused.

**digitalhandle** · 09-05-2009, 08:40 PM

Quote from beowulf7

:

I heard that. Also during that episode, O'Brien said:
"A political group is urging Dick Cheney to run for President in 2012. It's a political group known as the Democrats."

**Sonofabeech** · 09-07-2009, 12:42 PM

**beowulf7** · 09-07-2009, 01:26 PM

^ I'm a W fan, but that cracked me up.

kumpooterjooser · 09-07-2009, 09:30 PM

from reddit.com

**Sonofabeech** · 09-08-2009, 10:22 AM

Quote from kharvel

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Ditto.

Triple-o.

Everybody will like this one.....It's a short "Tonight Show" skit Johnny Carson did where he really nails the part of Reagan - Link [youtube.com]

It's hilarious. You will recognize the skit they got the idea from.......

**kharvel** · 09-09-2009, 12:31 AM

**Maleficent** · 09-09-2009, 12:46 AM

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**Maleficent** · 09-09-2009, 12:51 AM

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blibblab · 09-09-2009, 07:50 AM

blibblab · 09-09-2009, 07:50 AM

**digitalhandle** · 09-09-2009, 08:33 AM

Quote from blibblab

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Someone should tell the GOP thermometer glass is not edible.

09-07-2009, 12:42 PM	#1536
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09-07-2009, 01:26 PM	#1537
beowulf7 World's Most Modest Man Date Joined:Sep 2003 Location:TX Posts:8,693 Reputation: 1500	^ I'm a W fan, but that cracked me up.
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09-09-2009, 12:31 AM	#1540
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09-09-2009, 12:51 AM	#1542
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09-09-2009, 07:50 AM	#1543
blibblab A fool and his money... Date Joined:Nov 2007 Location:Philadelphia, PA Posts:1,174 Reputation: 42	__________________ --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If a wholly Great One rules, the people hardly know that he exists. Lesser men are loved and praised, still lesser ones are feared, still lesser ones are despised. How thoughtful one must be in what one says! The work done, business takes its course, and all people think: "We are free." - Lao Tzu
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09-09-2009, 07:50 AM	#1544
blibblab A fool and his money... Date Joined:Nov 2007 Location:Philadelphia, PA Posts:1,174 Reputation: 42
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