Uranium Ore $29.95 + 9.95 SH

[Gavica]

http://www.amazon.com/Uranium-Ore..._sbs_hpc_4

Quote : Product Features * We are always in compliance with Section 13 from part 40 of the NRC Nuclear Regulatory Commission rules and regulations and Postal Service regulations specified in 49 CFR 173.421 for activity limits of low level radioactive materials. Item will be shipped in accordance with Postal Service activity limits specified in Publication 52.

[Thedictator]

Now we need DIY instructions on how to make a nuke

[mamasocks]

check out the reviews, good stuff!

[Phasers]

Cue nuke/bomb/plutonium jokes.

[AngryPirate]

Quote from Thedictator : Now we need DIY instructions on how to make a nuke

Is your YouTube broken?

[Knighthawke]

Cheaper then a vasectomy if you keep it in your pocket open.





Either that or you get a kid with 12 toes

Even funnier....a "sponsored link" on that page

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[t3ch]

This stuff is great when ground up and added to chili.

[ShengD]

Is this [amazon.com] centrifuge compatible?

[Knighthawke]

Is it backward compatible with plutonium?

[XDecker]

check out the 1st review:

Great Product, Poor Packaging, May 14, 2009

I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty

LOL and the 2nd:


So glad I don't have to buy this from Libyans in parking lots at the mall anymore., January 21, 2009
By Kyle J. Von Bose "Kyle von Bose"

I bought this to power a home-made submarine that I use to look for prehistoric-era life forms in land-locked lakes around my home town in Alaska. At first I wasn't sure if this item would (or could) arrive via mail, but I was glad to see it showed up with no problems. Well, almost no problems.

Unfortuantly my mom opened my mail, because she does not respect people's privacy. She was pretty upset to see Uranium Ore. After a long argument and me running away from home again, she finaly stopped being such an idiot and I was able to get back to work.

The quality of this Uranium is on par with the stuff I was bying from the Libyans over at the mall parking lot, but at half the price! I just hope the seller does not run out, because I have many projects on my list including a night vision sasquatch radar, an electromagnetic chupakabra cage, a high velocity, aerial, weighted Mothman net and super heated, instant grill cheese sandwhich maker.

[pur]

No quantity info? Need at least 1000kg for enrichment.

[Poopiehead]

The best part of the link was the "also viewed" section on Amazon:

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Awesome find, thanks. I'd be in for one, but it won't ship to my summer home in Tehran for some reason.

[shockz420]

did anyone else read the reviews, funniest damn thing i have read all day. totally worth the amazon visit.

but, i am looking for some plutonium 239....let me know if that goes on sale anytime soon.

[DerProfi]

I run it through an IKEA spice grinder to add a spicy kick to my cooking. BAM!

[Libertarian]

Quote from Poopiehead : The best part of the link was the "also viewed" section on Amazon: Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed: JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser / Tank 3.6 out of 5 stars (231) Zubaz Pants 4.7 out of 5 stars (54) $34.95 Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz 4.0 out of 5 stars (1,124) DH Classic Yellow Cake 12ct 3.8 out of 5 stars (8) $34.99 Awesome find, thanks. I'd be in for one, but it won't ship to my summer home in Tehran for some reason.

I got a Badonkadonk [amazon.com]] last year and am very happy with it.