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Insta Poop Turd in a Can - $2.50 + s/h

403 305 February 1, 2010 at 12:36 PM Get Amazon coupons
  • Each 5" can has enough poop to make quite a mess.
  • It even smells like real poop!
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PaintTheSkyGrey
02-01-2010 at 12:39 PM.
02-01-2010 at 12:39 PM.
If your poop is that color, you might want to get your liver checked out.

Just sayin'
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TerahertzCpu
02-01-2010 at 12:42 PM.
02-01-2010 at 12:42 PM.
Ooohh Sh!t !!
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onecrazyfoo4u
02-01-2010 at 12:49 PM.
02-01-2010 at 12:49 PM.
WTF kind of poop looks like that?
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DonkeyOtay
02-01-2010 at 12:51 PM.
02-01-2010 at 12:51 PM.
Kind of a ripoff, the real stuff is much cheaper.
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r8tedR
02-01-2010 at 12:52 PM.
02-01-2010 at 12:52 PM.
What a sh1tty deal.. Why not use the real thing for free? Plus, it'll look more realistic than this fake POS
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JewishAtHeart
02-01-2010 at 12:55 PM.
02-01-2010 at 12:55 PM.
looks tasty!!! Smilie
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dannomite
02-01-2010 at 12:55 PM.
02-01-2010 at 12:55 PM.
"handling" fee for the real thing could get expensive.
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burticus
02-01-2010 at 12:58 PM.
02-01-2010 at 12:58 PM.
Be sure to pick up some of the "Liquid Ass" spray while you're shopping!

http://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ounc...pd_sim_t_2

This might be nice to spray around the workplace.
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Johnny_Blaze
02-01-2010 at 01:03 PM.
02-01-2010 at 01:03 PM.
am willing to beat price.

$2.00 for Huma Poop Turd in a Can.

- Each 5" can has enough poop to make quite a mess.
- It even smells like real poop!

*consistency may vary.

Only available 3 times per day (and 5 per day on Sunday's)
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stasther
02-01-2010 at 01:04 PM.
02-01-2010 at 01:04 PM.
Do they have Insta Pee to help pass drug tests?
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mustardayonnais
02-01-2010 at 01:05 PM.
02-01-2010 at 01:05 PM.
dude you take 3 sh1ts a day? how much do you eat?
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euuser300009
02-01-2010 at 01:06 PM.
02-01-2010 at 01:06 PM.
Repping this delightful find.

edit: the liquid ASS product looks wonderful as well:

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Well, i just found out 2 days ago my job was being outsourced. I bought 3 of these bottles and have been making mischief ever since. The best stunt to date was going to the executive area elevator and spraying half the bottle on board, so some new clientel coming in could get some great first impressions of the place. They called two members of the cleaning staff to take out the carpet and wipe the elevator down. So i just made a second trip in the elevator and applied some more. This stuff really smells bad! My next trip will be to discreetly sit in the executive lobby and spray down those oh so fancy leather chairs that the VP's and higher ups like to use. Perhaps next a trip to the executive board room right before that important teleconference. The possibilities are endless i tell ya. Your guaranteed to get a good laugh out of this stuff.
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vec
02-01-2010 at 01:11 PM.
02-01-2010 at 01:11 PM.
I don't need no stinkin' Amazon.....I supply my own poop Whee
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dwynne
02-01-2010 at 01:26 PM.
02-01-2010 at 01:26 PM.
Quote from burticus :
Be sure to pick up some of the "Liquid Ass" spray while you're shopping!

http://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ounc...pd_sim_t_2

This might be nice to spray around the workplace.
The reviews for the liquid a$$ had me Roll LMAO

"If you are sent to hell, surely this is the smell you will suffer for all of eternity"
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