Giving yourself a massage, like throwing yourself a surprise birthday party or asking for your own hand in marriage, is a surefire disappointment. Leave kneading to the knowledgeable with today's Groupon: for $25, you get a 60-minute massage at a certified clinic from OolaMoola, valid at four Denver-area locations (a $90 value).
OolaMoola's licensed therapists perform restorative massage modalities at certified massage clinics, wellness centers, and health spas. Nixing knots and easing muscles, backrub experts soothe guests with stress-squashing massages supplemented with natural remedies to allay chronic pain, headaches, slipped discs, and old marching-band injuries. During the 60-minute massage, minds float away on a cloud of relaxation, while bodies yield to firm compressions that trigger lactic-acid production and leave muscles as relaxed as a sleeping toddler listening to a looped recording of trains in the distance.
Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation notice required. Under 18 must be accompanied by a guardian. Services are non-transferable. Valid only at listed locations.