Modesto: $59 for a Spa Day with Aromatherapy Massage and Express Facial at Serendipity Day Spa and Wellness Center ($135 Value) (expired)

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Giving yourself a massage, like throwing yourself a surprise birthday party or asking for your own hand in marriage, is a sure-fire disappointment. Leave kneading to the knowledgeable with today's Groupon: for $59, you get a Mamma Mia spa package at Serendipity Day Spa & Wellness Center in Riverbank (a $135 total value). The package includes the following:

• A 60-minute aromatherapy massage (a $75 value)
• A 25-minute express facial (a $40 value)
• Champagne and strawberries (a $20 value)

The staff at Serendipity Day Spa and Wellness Center augments the holistic benefits of massage with aromatherapy and customizes hydrating facials to each skin type. Applying light pressure, a therapist massages muscles from forehead to heel, kneading out stored toxins and untying tendons that have french-braided themselves for picture day. Fragrant essential oils used in the treatment not only calm anxiety, but also encourage lymphatic flow to help boost the immune system. Skin experts then design express facials from scratch, building a custom refresher course focused on light exfoliation and hydration. Cleansers scrub away dirt and buff away dead cells, revealing soft skin whose dewy radiance is preserved with a coat of moisturizer. Fresh-faced guests may raise a toast to their revitalized countenance or their newly relaxed toasting arms with a glass of champagne, sweetened by bites of luxurious chocolate.