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Just for fun: Craziest, weirdest, funniest survey questions you have seen

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We survey takers see a lot of crazy stuff. I was reminded of that tonight when I saw these gems, and I thought it would be fun to have a thread where we could have a few laughs. Survey companies do this to ensure you are reading the questions. Please share yours! Smilie

1.Have you ever been in an accident that resulted in your death?
Yes
No

2. What is your gender?
Yes
Yes

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I had one survey ask me if I use toilet paper, as if this was an optional item, LOL!
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Thanks for the laughs Finzz and Spock! Too true.
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There have been so many bad questions, poorly worded questions and just questions that make no sense. But I always laugh at the income questions - $100,000 +, $300,000 +, even $500,000 income. Yeah, right, I make $300,000 and I'm doing this crappy $.50 15 minute survey about movies that I've done 50 boring times.
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have you ever been to the moon yes
when was the last time you saw a dinosaur. yes
2 of my favorites.
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Can you ride a unicycle? Yes, can't everyone?
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lmao!!

These are awesome, thanks you all!

Just saw this one:

If you qualify, and complete this survey, you will be sent a $0.00 incentive.


wow! I can retire now! laugh out loud
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lmao!!

These are awesome, thanks you all!

Just saw this one:

If you qualify, and complete this survey, you will be sent a $0.00 incentive.


wow! I can retire now! laugh out loud
I have received this too! Sent $0.00 incentive. Second home for sure.
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"When did you last carpet the ceiling?"
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The stupidest two questions ever.

On a survey taken online, the question was:
"Have you used the internet for any reason in the last 3 months?"

"Recently you told us you are female, is that still true?" Yes or No
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Which of the following have you done in the past 1 month?
☐ Traveled around the world in a hot air balloon LMAO
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Which of these best represents your business or organization's total annual revenue across all locations in 2016?

○ Less than $100,000
○ $100 million to less than $500 million
○ $100,000 to less than $500,000
○ $500 million to less than $1 billion
○ $500,000 to less than $1 million
○ $1 billion to less than $2.5 billion
○ $1 million to less than $5 million
○ $2.5 billion to less than $5 billion
○ $5 million to less than $10 million
○ $5 billion to less than $10 billion
○ $10 million to less than $20 million
○ $10 billion or more
○ $20 million to less than $100 million


Lets think about it. Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)
If i had over $1 million last year i certainty wouldn't be wasting my time here doing surveys.LMAO
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Do you own a flying carpet?

why yes! Don't we all?

laugh out loud
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Do you own a flying carpet?

why yes! Don't we all?

laugh out loud
mine is at the cleaners as we speak.
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When did you last eat shoes for breakfast?
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