Go to the specials menu,
select large 5 toppings pizza for $10 deal,
select "the works" pizza (it has 7 toppings)
you can substitute out 2 veggies for 2 meats or vice versa, or sub out 2 meats for 2 meats (max of 2 total substitutes from original topping list)
you might want to select the "well done" baking option since the toppings can be really thick.
select ranch sauce if you want to preserve your heritage.
Great deal for everybody (white sups, cheap eaters, sweet dough lovers, John's revenue)