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*RESULTS*


DaddioDan - 1st place
Frogstar - 2nd place
KTrain - 3rd place


Here's the thing. I've been around here a long time. So have a lot of you. And there are a lot of new faces too. I scored some dirt cheap PC gear and I'd like to share the love. *This thread is mod approved*

Post your funniest, relatively clean joke/picture/etc here. Whatever you think will make me laugh. I'm partial to puns or clever jokes. Multiple entries are welcome but there is something to be said for "one and done".

I'll pick a winner (and maybe 2nd and 3rd places if I'm feeling generous) sometime after Noon EST on 12/22. Winner will provide shipping address and I'll do the rest. Choice of the following (all sealed/new):

Antec HCG-900 900w 80Plus Bronze PSU - LINK [antec.com]

Antec TP-550G 550w 80Plus Gold modular PSU - LINK [antec.com]

Crucial M500 120GB SSD mSATA form factor - LINK [crucial.com]

(Prizes are subject to change, may get better, won't get worse)
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I'll have to ruminate on this one. Cool idea though.
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Why can't bicycles stand up on their own?



Also....good on you, mate. How very generous and entertaining.

We should start a yearly GL "Best -CW of the year" contest.
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What is 40 feet long and smells like urine?
Line dancing at a nursing home
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What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?

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Quote from toolio20
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Achievements are not for the meek, it is better to forfeit inheritance of the earth so that the mighty may look upon my gamerscore, and despair. Achievements are for men who dream; men who dare; men who achieve! Men who carve out entire galaxies with nothing more than nimble cheetos-dusted fingers and their wits, and in our leisurely twilight days we shall sit by softly flickering fires with our descendants recounting the tales of these unimaginable glories.
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How do you fit an elephant in a shoebox?

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Quote from Frogstar
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How do you fit an elephant in a shoebox?

I don't get it
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Here's a real knee-slapper. Nikzilla has great taste in games.

haaaaaaa
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SteamID - DaddioDan


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I didn't use a spoiler tag because you just seam to take them for granite. But don't worry old chap, I'm hear to help you. For all intensive purposes, your probably relying on spell check a bit to much. But who knows, maybe this post is a blessing in the skies for other people who make similar mistakes, or maybe it's just a mute point and all for not.

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LOL this thread is great, already worth it so far. Keep em coming. Sifted through my spares stash today and found some other good stuff.
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I had to look up the elephant joke, but it wasn't in a box, it was a safeway bag. >Frown
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Most recent reason why everyone should be armed at all times:
Parkland, FL school shooting. 17 killed.
This was a gun free zone. The shooter didn't care. Gun free zones only hurt honest citizens. If someone was armed there could've been 1 less death.
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I know i've probably been bad on the forums and may not deserve it but here's my entry.

If a man run's over a woman, who's fault is it?

The man's, he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

If I do win, I only care for the SSD. You can give the PSUs to someone else
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Did you hear about the scarecrow that won the Nobel Prize? He got it for being out standing in his field.
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How do you turn a dishwasher into a floor cleaner?
Buy her a mop. (Do not tell this joke to your own wife!)

What is the price difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are $1.49 a package. Deer nuts are under a buck.
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When I read this a long time ago it cracked me up and I have remembered and told it.

Quote :
A therapist has a theory that couples who make love once a day are the happiest.


So he decides to test this theory. He convenes all the couples he can find at a special seminar.

He then starts by asking the many people in the audience. "How many people here make love once a day?"

Half the people raise their hands, each of them grinning widely.

"Once a week?"



A third of the audience members raise their hands, their grins a bit less vibrant.

"How many of you make love once a month?" A few hands tepidly go up. No grins could be sighted.

Then he asks, "OK, how about once a year?" To his shock, one man in the back jumps up and down, jubilantly waving his hands and whistling.

The therapist is shocked—this man's reaction completely disproves his theory! "If you make love only once a year," he asks, "why are you so happy?"

The man yells, "Today's the day!"
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Don't touch that dial now, we're just getting started!
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Quote from DaddioDan
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Did you hear about the scarecrow that won the Nobel Prize? He got it for being out standing in his field.
laugh out loud pretty good
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