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*OFFICIAL* Gamer's Lounge Holiday Giveaway! Win free stuff! Deadline 12/22 Noon EST
December 14, 2017 at
09:39 AM
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Last Edited by Jabbit December 22, 2017 at 11:21 AM
*RESULTS*
DaddioDan - 1st place
Frogstar - 2nd place
KTrain - 3rd place
Here's the thing. I've been around here a long time. So have a lot of you. And there are a lot of new faces too. I scored some dirt cheap PC gear and I'd like to share the love. *This thread is mod approved*
Post your funniest, relatively clean joke/picture/etc here. Whatever you think will make me laugh. I'm partial to puns or clever jokes. Multiple entries are welcome but there is something to be said for "one and done".
I'll pick a winner (and maybe 2nd and 3rd places if I'm feeling generous) sometime after Noon EST on 12/22. Winner will provide shipping address and I'll do the rest. Choice of the following (all sealed/new):
Antec HCG-900 900w 80Plus Bronze PSU - LINK [antec.com]
Antec TP-550G 550w 80Plus Gold modular PSU - LINK [antec.com]
Crucial M500 120GB SSD mSATA form factor - LINK [crucial.com]
(Prizes are subject to change, may get better, won't get worse)
DaddioDan - 1st place
Frogstar - 2nd place
KTrain - 3rd place
Here's the thing. I've been around here a long time. So have a lot of you. And there are a lot of new faces too. I scored some dirt cheap PC gear and I'd like to share the love. *This thread is mod approved*
Post your funniest, relatively clean joke/picture/etc here. Whatever you think will make me laugh. I'm partial to puns or clever jokes. Multiple entries are welcome but there is something to be said for "one and done".
I'll pick a winner (and maybe 2nd and 3rd places if I'm feeling generous) sometime after Noon EST on 12/22. Winner will provide shipping address and I'll do the rest. Choice of the following (all sealed/new):
Antec HCG-900 900w 80Plus Bronze PSU - LINK [antec.com]
Antec TP-550G 550w 80Plus Gold modular PSU - LINK [antec.com]
Crucial M500 120GB SSD mSATA form factor - LINK [crucial.com]
(Prizes are subject to change, may get better, won't get worse)
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I'll have to ruminate on this one. Cool idea though.
Also....good on you, mate. How very generous and entertaining.
We should start a yearly GL "Best -CW of the year" contest.
$12: 10 (good!) DVDs
$138: Zen X-Fi 32 gb
$4: ToyStory 1&2 BR/DVD + 2x TS3 movie tix
$45: 8 bags M&Ms+ 4Orville 6packs + 2 Redbox +3 blurays+ 2 DVDs+ 4 movie tix+ 1 Bisquick
$262: 50" LED TV
$281.99: mower+ 3 barstool+ 2 tailgate grill+ 6fertilizer+sawzall+4pillows+edger+swimsuit+2WiiU AfterglowPro +2sandals + sprinkler + 50' hose -- SYWR
One happy wife!
Running video game deal list: $155 bought me
3DS: DKCR, ALBW, PkmnY, MarioGolf, Starfox, FE:A
WiiU: NinLand, BatmanAC, AC4, W101, NG:RE, MK8, Pikmin 3, NSLU, 3DWorld, ZombiU
Line dancing at a nursing home
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Santa Fe, TX school shooting. 10 killed 10 wounded.
This was a gun free zone. The shooter didn't care. Gun free zones only hurt honest citizens. If someone was armed there could've been 1 less death.
If a man run's over a woman, who's fault is it?
The man's, he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.
If I do win, I only care for the SSD. You can give the PSUs to someone else
Buy her a mop. (Do not tell this joke to your own wife!)
What is the price difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are $1.49 a package. Deer nuts are under a buck.
So he decides to test this theory. He convenes all the couples he can find at a special seminar.
He then starts by asking the many people in the audience. "How many people here make love once a day?"
Half the people raise their hands, each of them grinning widely.
"Once a week?"
A third of the audience members raise their hands, their grins a bit less vibrant.
"How many of you make love once a month?" A few hands tepidly go up. No grins could be sighted.
Then he asks, "OK, how about once a year?" To his shock, one man in the back jumps up and down, jubilantly waving his hands and whistling.
The therapist is shocked—this man's reaction completely disproves his theory! "If you make love only once a year," he asks, "why are you so happy?"
The man yells, "Today's the day!"