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Official Political Humor Thread

rayzac 26,401 2,068 October 20, 2006 at 08:38 AM
Since politics and humor do not always mix, yet the lounge is a little touchy about such topics, this will be the official thread in the Podium to post humor items (jokes, cartoons, blogs, etc). Anything that is overly offensive will still be moderated according to the rules and we will enforce the "No complaining about politics" rule more closely here.

Because of the volitile nature of the Podium, this thread will be limited to posts on humor content and debating will not be allowed in this thread. We will use the spamming and/or trolling if you choose to debate in here.

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Quote from Zoe Moon View Post :
A White Russian is made with cream, not milk.

whoops, I've been using Lactaid milk instead....LMAO laugh out loud
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Quote from Zoe Moon View Post :
A White Russian is made with cream, not milk.
in theory, not in practice. but either way, that's to offset the vodka.
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Quote from Zoe Moon View Post :
I have to question her tastes, full stop, after she said she was drinking Buttershots and I looked up what that is. Sick

She wasn't just talking about the branded Buttershots butterscotch schnapps?
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in theory, not in practice. but either way, that's to offset the vodka.
Yeah, I've pretty much always made mine with milk. It's more practical.
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Quote from Frogstar View Post :
She wasn't just talking about the branded Buttershots butterscotch schnapps?

Yeah, I've pretty much always made mine with milk. It's more practical.
even most bars i go to use milk. it's healthier.
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Took this from the lounge

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Quote from OhNoItsDEVO View Post :
Took this from the lounge

Poor Obama, he's inheriting a huge mess from his predecessor Horse
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Quote from OhNoItsDEVO View Post :
Took this from the lounge

laugh out loud Funny, yet sad but true.
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looks like he's not taking it too well... "errrr... I would have won if it wasn't for Ron Paul and those meddling kids"

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you better not work
you better not try
you better not earn
I'm telling you why

Obama Claus is coming to town!

He sees you when you're building
he wants what you all make
he'll tell the 47 percent
that being rich is a mistake

oh you better not work
you better not try
you better not earn
I'm telling you why

Obama Claus is coming to town!

he’ll tell you to be thankful
to bow down and give thanks
or he’ll send you to a FEMA camp
to get your thinking “straight”

oh you better not work
you better not try
you better not earn
I'm telling you why

Obama Claus is coming to town!

he'll give you a free cell phone
say Obamacare is great
he'll tell you being a success
is something you should hate

oh you better not work
you better not try
you better not earn
I'm telling you why

Obama Claus is coming to town!
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Quote from cruizerfish View Post :


you better not work
you better not try
you better not earn
I'm telling you why

Obama Claus is coming to town!

He sees you when you're building
he wants what you all make
he'll tell the 47 percent
that being rich is a mistake

oh you better not work
you better not try
you better not earn
I'm telling you why

Obama Claus is coming to town!

he'll tell you to be thankful
to bow down and give thanks
or he'll send you to a FEMA camp
to get your thinking "straight"

oh you better not work
you better not try
you better not earn
I'm telling you why

Obama Claus is coming to town!

he'll give you a free cell phone
say Obamacare is great
he'll tell you being a success
is something you should hate

oh you better not work
you better not try
you better not earn
I'm telling you why

Obama Claus is coming to town!
LMAO

That's really good. The only tweak I'd make is replace "Obama Claus" with "Barack Claus" so that it matches the 3 syllables that "Santa Claus" has.
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