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Official Political Humor Thread

rayzac 26,439 2,068 October 20, 2006 at 08:38 AM
Since politics and humor do not always mix, yet the lounge is a little touchy about such topics, this will be the official thread in the Podium to post humor items (jokes, cartoons, blogs, etc). Anything that is overly offensive will still be moderated according to the rules and we will enforce the "No complaining about politics" rule more closely here.

Because of the volitile nature of the Podium, this thread will be limited to posts on humor content and debating will not be allowed in this thread. We will use the spamming and/or trolling if you choose to debate in here.

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July 12, 2010, 3:55 pm: System Notice: This thread has been automatically renewed after reaching a post limit. Most of its content has been moved to this thread for reference purposes.

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Weekend at Burnies [thedailyshow.com]
A Florida pastor plans to burn Korans on the anniversary of 9/11, and John Oliver reads from the Jewish manual.
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CAPTAIN RESPONSIBLE FOR TITANIC DISASTER! [dailykos.com]
Calls for the removal of Captain Barack Obama grew today, lead by papers controlled by William Randolph Hearst, after repeated reports of the many missteps he took in guiding the maiden voyage of the RMS Titanic from Southampton to New York.

The world's largest ocean liner arrived a full three days later than the anticipated record-breaking cruise the designers and owners of the Cunard-line-owned ship had promised, making it only an average crossing time of the North Atlantic.

Among Captain Obama's many scandalous missteps include leaving port a day late to wait for extra lifeboats, slowing the ship to half-speed due to an alleged ice berg threat, and subjecting the first class passengers of the ship to repeated life boat drills in the slightly chilly April weather.

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Islamophobiapalooza [thedailyshow.com]
Terry Jones heeds God's call to not burn Korans, and Imam Rauf's reasonable answers sound like a threat to Fox News.
This one was quite good. laugh out loud
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islamophobiapalooza [thedailyshow.com]
terry jones heeds god's call to not burn korans, and imam rauf's reasonable answers sound like a threat to fox news.
this one was quite good. laugh out loud
squirrel!
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'Twas the night before elections
And all through the town
Tempers were flaring
Emotions all up and down!

I, in my bathrobe
With a cat in my lap
Had cut off the TV
Tired of political crap.

When all of a sudden
There arose such a noise
I peered out of my window
Saw Obama and his boys

They had come for my wallet
They wanted my pay
To give to the others
Who had not worked a day!

He snatched up my money
And quick as a wink
Jumped back on his bandwagon
As I gagged from the stink

He then rallied his henchmen
Who were pulling his cart
I could tell they were out
To tear my country apart!

' On Fannie, on Freddie,
On Biden and Ayers!
On Acorn, On Pelosi'
He screamed at the pairs!

They took off for his cause
And as he flew out of sight
I heard him laugh at the nation
Who wouldn't stand up and fight!

So I leave you to think
On this one final note-
IF YOU DONT WANT SOCIALISM
GET OUT AND VOTE!!!!
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Quote from zzyzzx View Post :
'Twas the night before elections
And all through the town
Tempers were flaring
Emotions all up and down!

I, in my bathrobe
With a cat in my lap
Had cut off the TV
Tired of political crap.

When all of a sudden
There arose such a noise
I peered out of my window
Saw Obama and his boys

They had come for my wallet
They wanted my pay
To give to the others
Who had not worked a day!

He snatched up my money
And quick as a wink
Jumped back on his bandwagon
As I gagged from the stink

He then rallied his henchmen
Who were pulling his cart
I could tell they were out
To tear my country apart!

' On Fannie, on Freddie,
On Biden and Ayers!
On Acorn, On Pelosi'
He screamed at the pairs!

They took off for his cause
And as he flew out of sight
I heard him laugh at the nation
Who wouldn't stand up and fight!

So I leave you to think
On this one final note-
IF YOU DONT WANT SOCIALISM
GET OUT AND VOTE!!!!
That is really good. woot And sad. Frown
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Nation Once Again Comes Under Sway Of Pink-Faced Half-Wit [theonion.com]
"This particular pink-faced half-wit is at the height of his persuasive powers," Ellington said of the bloated, hateful multimillionaire. "By exploiting citizens' greatest anxieties during an uncertain time in our nation's history, the pink-faced half-wit has been able to promote his own vain, avaricious self-interests under the guise of standing up for the very disenfranchised people whom he himself is fleecing."
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squirrel!
laugh out loud
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A match made in heaven. laugh out loud
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Roll on those last 2 pics. laugh out loud
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