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Official Political Humor Thread

rayzac 2,010 October 20, 2006 at 08:38 AM
Since politics and humor do not always mix, yet the lounge is a little touchy about such topics, this will be the official thread in the Podium to post humor items (jokes, cartoons, blogs, etc). Anything that is overly offensive will still be moderated according to the rules and we will enforce the "No complaining about politics" rule more closely here.

Because of the volitile nature of the Podium, this thread will be limited to posts on humor content and debating will not be allowed in this thread. We will use the spamming and/or trolling if you choose to debate in here.

System Notice: This thread has been automatically renewed after reaching a post limit. Most of its content has been moved to this thread for reference purposes.

July 12, 2010, 3:55 pm: System Notice: This thread has been automatically renewed after reaching a post limit. Most of its content has been moved to this thread for reference purposes.

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#751
Quote from beowulf7 View Post :
I've heard of the Onion but never DC. Yeah, good to know about another satire site. They would've had me if they didn't "quote" Bloomberg with F-bombs. laugh out loud
I hadn't heard of it previously, either. I was strung along for a while there. Big Grin
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#752
Quote from beowulf7 View Post :
I've heard of the Onion but never DC. Yeah, good to know about another satire site. They would've had me if they didn't "quote" Bloomberg with F-bombs. laugh out loud
I wasn't familiar with them either but the titles of some of the other articles tipped me off to the nature of their writing. I thought it would be quite fitting in the political humor thread! Smilie
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#753
Quote from trancepire View Post :
I hadn't heard of it previously, either. I was strung along for a while there. Big Grin
That's good I'm not the only one who was. Embarrassment
Quote from andyfico View Post :
I wasn't familiar with them either but the titles of some of the other articles tipped me off to the nature of their writing. I thought it would be quite fitting in the political humor thread! Smilie
Good to know about another "Onion" like site. Yes, it was appropriate for political humor. High Five
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#754
Having survived the scandals,
Sanford will hike in his sandals,
To engage in Congress with Maria,
Snacking on some spicy tortilla,
Burning at both ends his candles.
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#755
A Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.
The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved. and he yelled back that Barack Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing, left wing Commie who isn't even an American. So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!. And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us."
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Quote from darkfrog View Post :
A Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.
The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved. and he yelled back that Barack Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing, left wing Commie who isn't even an American. So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!. And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us."
LMAO
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#757
"The United States Treasury announced that they will put into circulation a newly designed $100 bill in October. Of course, by that time, it should be worth about 50 bucks." -- Jay Leno
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Quote from darkfrog View Post :
A Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.
The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved. and he yelled back that Barack Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing, left wing Commie who isn't even an American. So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!. And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us."
Quote from Deusxmachina View Post :
"The United States Treasury announced that they will put into circulation a newly designed $100 bill in October. Of course, by that time, it should be worth about 50 bucks." -- Jay Leno
laugh out loud Good ones. (Although the last one could be categorized under "sad but true".)
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Quote from Deusxmachina View Post :
"The United States Treasury announced that they will put into circulation a newly designed $100 bill in October. Of course, by that time, it should be worth about 50 bucks." -- Jay Leno
Reminds me of that South Park episode.... "and... it's gone"
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^ laugh out loud Funny stuff, but b/c there's a lot of truth to it, it saddens me a little.
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#762
Obama is determined not to repeat Bush's mistakes...

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#763
Going thru some OLD emails .. this was dated 11/21/2000 .. this was the date I forwarded it.

HOW TO BE A GOOD DEMOCRAT

1. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.

2. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese communists.

4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.

5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected by yuppies driving SUV's.

6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.

7. You have to be against capital punishment but support abortion on demand; in short, you support protecting the guilty and killing the innocent.

8. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but some activists who've never been outside of Seattle, do.

10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

11. You have to believe the military, not corrupt politicians, start wars.

12. You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution while the ACLU is good, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

14. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is really a lady.

15. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried, is because the right people haven't been in charge.

16. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and sex offender belongs in the White House.

17. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites and bestiality should be constitutionally protected and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

18. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese is somehow in the best interest of the United States.

19.You have to believe that the Government should be able to dictate to you how to raise your children..

20. You have to believe character doesn't matter in a leader.
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Quote from bridgeburner View Post :
Obama is determined not to repeat Bush's mistakes...

or maybe he's learning from his own mistakes rather than learning to use an umbrella..









avoiding Bush's mistakes while repeating Nixon's?? LMAO
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avoiding Bush's mistakes while repeating Nixon's?? LMAO
LOL that's so true!
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