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RETIRED Marlboro Outwit the West Funny Farm

mellowcat88 228 92 October 16, 2010 at 01:35 PM
Hi all,

I started this thread for anyone who wants to come here for lite discussion, jokes, and just general discussion and fun.

Everyone is welcome!

I was thinking that maybe it would be helpful to keep the original thread to a bit more of a serious discussion of the clues and answers.

This would make the original thread more useful to those seeking serious information and clues without having to read through hundreds of extraneous messages.

So, I hope it catches on !

So pop a beer and pull up a chair and relax !

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LMAO I don't think that problem would require surgery LMAO
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Belle was home sick yesterday and Lily let her cuddle her for over an hour LOL Lily looks like "Help Me" LOL
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One dark night outside a small town in Minnesota , a fire started inside the local chemical plant and in a blink of an eye it exploded into massive flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around.



When the volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the chemical company president rushed to the fire chief and said, "All our secret formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved. I will give $50,000 to the fire department that brings them out intact."



But the roaring flames held the firefighters off.



Soon more fire departments had to be called in as the situation became desperate. As the firemen arrived, the president shouted out that the offer was now $100,000 to the fire department who could bring out the company's secret files.



From the distance, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck came into sight. It was the nearby Norwegian rural township volunteer fire company composed mainly of Norwegians over the age of 65. To everyone's amazement, that little run-down fire engine roared right past all the newer sleek engines that were parked outside the plant.



Without even slowing down it drove straight into the middle of the inferno. Outside, the other firemen watched as the Norwegian old timers jumped off right in the middle of the fire fought it back on all sides. It was a performance and effort never seen before.



Within a short time, the Norske old timers had extinguished the fire and had saved the secret formulas. The grateful chemical company president announced that for such a superhuman feat he was upping the reward to $200,000, and walked over to personally thank each of the brave fire fighters.



The local TV news reporter rushed in to capture the event on film, asking their chief, "What are you going to do with all that money?"



"Vell," said Ole Larsen, the 70-year-old fire chief, "Da first thing ve gonna do is fix da brakes on dat truck!"
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Belle was home sick yesterday and Lily let her cuddle her for over an hour LOL Lily looks like "Help Me" LOL
lol. lily looks scaredBig Grin
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Don't take the bait.shake head

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lol. lily looks scaredBig Grin

LOL maybe thats why she stayed there for over an hour she was probably scared Belle would choke her LOL. She loves to wash Belle's face for her LOL when it's full of food.
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Okay back to my toons BBL
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Belle was home sick yesterday and Lily let her cuddle her for over an hour LOL Lily looks like "Help Me" LOL
Kudos to Lily ! When my dog gets that look he's lucky to stay put for 2 seconds,, let alone an hourlaugh out loud
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You have a Petey Stole instead of a fox stole!! laugh out loud
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Marlboro sent me a 2ND batch of San Francisco BBQ rub never got the cayenne
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Marlboro sent me a 2ND batch of San Francisco BBQ rub never got the cayenne
Got 4 Cheyene and 2 Kansas City... still waiting on 2 more, don't know what they will be
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Kudos to Lily ! When my dog gets that look he's lucky to stay put for 2 seconds,, let alone an hourlaugh out loud
LOL Lily loves the kids
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So who is everyone going for tomorrow? I Think I'm Going for The Forty Niners!!

"Good Night All You Wonderful People"!!!!
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Sure.... I'll just place blame elsewhere then laugh out loud
You Suck nod AND So much for that nice guy thing, you blew that too!!

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