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Nigeria seizes donkey penises

6,116 2,322 September 8, 2022 at 05:53 PM in Chat
Well, then....LMAO


https://abcnews.go.com/Internatio...g-89519009

"Sacks of the donkey male genitals were seized at the international airport in Lagos, Nigeria's largest city, Sambo Dangaladima, the Nigeria Customs Service area commander, told reporters.

The consignment was "falsely declared … as cow male genitals (but) after due examination, my export officers discovered they were donkey male genitals," said Dangaladima. A total of 16 sacks of the genitals were seized, he said."

Now those are some very observant export officials.

It will be interesting to see if donkey penises make SnakePlisken's ass twitch....

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ikonoklast
09-13-2022 at 07:56 AM.
09-13-2022 at 07:56 AM.
I want my donkey dong!
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VorlonFrog
09-13-2022 at 10:52 AM.
09-13-2022 at 10:52 AM.
Quote from ikonoklast :
I want my Donkey Dong!
Is that the vidya game where the big donkey throws barrels down at you while you're climbing ladders and ramps?
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ProfessorChaos
09-13-2022 at 02:48 PM.
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I want my donkey dong!
Is that what she said?LMAO
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SnakePlisken
09-14-2022 at 10:18 PM.
09-14-2022 at 10:18 PM.
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You'd think China could just breed their own donkeys. It's not like the larger more exotic animals.
They get more $$$ by inventing scam viruses like covid & monkypox.
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ikonoklast
09-15-2022 at 08:06 AM.
09-15-2022 at 08:06 AM.
Quote from ProfessorChaos :
Is that what she said?LMAO
I was informed of my Donkey Dong inheritance from a Nigerian Prince via email and this seizure is unacceptable! I am of royal-blood dammit!
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09-15-2022 at 08:27 AM.
09-15-2022 at 08:27 AM.
Quote from ikonoklast :
I was informed of my Donkey Dong inheritance from a Nigerian Prince via email and this seizure is unacceptable! I am of royal-blood dammit!
I'm sure it's just been a delay so they can ensure the royal penis is clean.
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09-15-2022 at 08:41 AM.
09-15-2022 at 08:41 AM.
Quote from ikonoklast :
I was informed of my Donkey Dong inheritance from a Nigerian Prince via email and this seizure is unacceptable! I am of royal-blood dammit!
Didn't you advance them the import fees so they can bring them in country??
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ikonoklast
09-15-2022 at 08:45 AM.
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Didn't you advance them the import fees so they can bring them in country??
Yes, I paid my inheritance fees and paid extra for expedited shipping. My emotional climax for the donkey dong was premature.
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09-15-2022 at 10:52 AM.
09-15-2022 at 10:52 AM.
Quote from ikonoklast :
Yes, I paid my inheritance fees and paid extra for expedited shipping. My emotional climax for the donkey dong was premature.
I guess instead of the free set of steak knives, they should have provided a free set of hand towels. bulb
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09-15-2022 at 12:14 PM.
09-15-2022 at 12:14 PM.
As the saying goes, carpe phallus, I suppose.
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