What do old people do for fun?

17,744 1,470 November 8, 2006 at 07:17 PM in Help

I'm throwing a birthday party for the boy....the theme of the Bday party is a retirement party

He is retiring from the first quarter century of his life

The boy will be dressed in his best old-man get-up.

I'm trying gather ideas and stuff for the party.We know we are having BINGO with silly old people prizes. Depends, polident, cheap $1 reading glasses

We are serving coffee, tea, and cranberry martinis, and cranberry juice (old people love their juice

). Also will be having hors deurves...not yet decided.

Any help brainstorming would be very much appreciated!

I'm just thinking about how to add to the theme with decorations/games/etc.

Thanks to any who have the time/energy to help me think!

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skipadedodah

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11-08-2006 at 09:01 PM.

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Piccaboo

11-08-2006 at 09:21 PM.

I cannot believe you are making fun of people my age

shuffleboard my sweet pootootie, give me hot sweaty sex in the afternoon, early evening, and late evening, heck early morning too - the hell with bingo, matlack, and lawrence welk - we want Jerry Springer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

now did you remember those little plastic rain bonnets for the ladies?
so their well hair sprayed helmets don't get ruined in the rain

and the little individual tissue's they can carry in their purse's, after all
they all put one up their sleeve (or in their booby holders), just in case they need one, ya never know
the men, they like to jingle their change in their pockets, cause they know their isn't much else jingling their anymore