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The SD Lounge Compound

36,606 1,385 May 17, 2013 at 05:44 AM in Help
Once I win the more than half a Billion dollar lottery this weekend I will be buying up 250+ acres and clearing the middle 50 or so.

I'm going to raise crops and animals, but I'm too lazy to do the work (and I'll be traveling).

I decided to start a Lounge Compound (I'm thinking of Serraland as the name).

What loungers should I include?

Initial thoughts:
TR for physical security
VQ to document our journey and for comic relief
Chewy to oversee crops and livestock
Autumn to aid in keeping pests away from the crops
The frogs to oversee electronic security
AG and Moot for, well, to look at
AggieMom to oversee the household
Jenni to aid with the eventual nursery we will have
Damsel to help me cook the books


What will you bring to the Compound? Convince me you should be a part of it.
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AbbyGabby
05-24-2013 at 06:57 AM.
05-24-2013 at 06:57 AM.
Quote from Count_Chocula :
big trucks are compensation for small penises
exactly my point. Greedy

SPS (Small Penis Syndrome) causes men to overcompensate with big trucks and other expensive things. they spend money to keep their women happy, since SPS renders them unable to satisfy them physically.*



*These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA and may not be an accurate representation of this medical "condition".

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Roll she'd like that, but you know if moot and ag are on the property then there's gonna be babies.
Nono

no babies!

these birthing hips are just for looks Sly
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ALVSGIRLY
05-24-2013 at 06:59 AM.
05-24-2013 at 06:59 AM.
Quote from Count_Chocula :
big trucks are compensation for small penises
All the BAMA rednecks have those Roll!
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05-24-2013 at 07:08 AM.
05-24-2013 at 07:08 AM.
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All the BAMA rednecks have those Roll!
Let me take a wild guess here, they're all white boys?
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ashcampbell
05-24-2013 at 07:10 AM.
05-24-2013 at 07:10 AM.
Quote from AbbyGabby :
exactly my point. Greedy

SPS (Small Penis Syndrome) causes men to overcompensate with big trucks and other expensive things. they spend money to keep their women happy, since SPS renders them unable to satisfy them physically.*



*These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA and may not be an accurate representation of this medical "condition".
What does it mean when the wife buys the big ass truck for their hubby?
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ALVSGIRLY
05-24-2013 at 07:13 AM.
05-24-2013 at 07:13 AM.
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Let me take a wild guess here, they're all white boys?
Of course Sunshine! Broke ass white boys!
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AbbyGabby
05-24-2013 at 07:20 AM.
05-24-2013 at 07:20 AM.
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What does it mean when the wife buys the big ass truck for their hubby?
It means the hubby is in denial about his SPS and his wife has taken matters into her own hands.
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Frogstar
05-24-2013 at 07:24 AM.
05-24-2013 at 07:24 AM.
Quote from AbbyGabby :
It means the hubby is in denial about his SPS and his wife has taken matters into her own hands.
By "matters" do you mean "somebody else's penis"?
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AbbyGabby
05-24-2013 at 07:32 AM.
05-24-2013 at 07:32 AM.
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By "matters" do you mean "somebody else's penis"?
you'll have to discuss that with ashy's wife Dontknow
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05-24-2013 at 07:35 AM.
05-24-2013 at 07:35 AM.
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you'll have to discuss that with ashy's wife Dontknow
You're not the boss of me!
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05-24-2013 at 07:36 AM.
05-24-2013 at 07:36 AM.
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You're not the boss of me!
i'm just an innocent bystander, don't take it out on me Tomato
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05-24-2013 at 07:39 AM.
05-24-2013 at 07:39 AM.
Quote from AbbyGabby :
It means the hubby is in denial about his SPS and his wife has taken matters into her own hands.
OBV its 5th base time. No matter the size of the bat, Its always like the first time.
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05-24-2013 at 07:40 AM.
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OBV its 5th base time. No matter the size of the bat, Its always like the first time.
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SnakePlisken
05-24-2013 at 07:44 AM.
05-24-2013 at 07:44 AM.
like hell if i'm puttin any sharp metal objects anywhere near my pocket rocket?
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jenni.
05-24-2013 at 08:22 AM.
05-24-2013 at 08:22 AM.
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Nono

no babies!

these birthing hips are just for looks Sly
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mattman688
05-24-2013 at 09:55 AM.
05-24-2013 at 09:55 AM.
i can brew the beer and keep the taps flowing!
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