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Taco Bell is selling pre-orders of a mystery new food item.

38,965 6,569 February 1, 2016 at 06:47 PM
http://www.businessinsider.com/ta...-pre-order

http://www.cleveland.com/entertai...e-ord.html

The fast food joint will unveil its latest concoction in a commercial during Super Bowl 50 on Sunday. However, if you're one of those "seize the day" kind of people, Taco Bell is offering a chance to preorder the item now and then pick it up on Saturday-- a whole two days before it's available to the general public.
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VorlonFrog
02-01-2016 at 06:49 PM.
02-01-2016 at 06:49 PM.
Quote from xxxHolic :
http://www.businessinsider.com/ta...-pre-order

http://www.cleveland.com/entertai...e-ord.html

The fast food joint will unveil its latest concoction in a commercial during Super Bowl 50 on Sunday. However, if you're one of those "seize the day" kind of people, Taco Bell is offering a chance to preorder the item now and then pick it up on Saturday-- a whole two days before it's available to the general public.
I always kinda thought everything Taco Bell served was a mystery of some kind.
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02-01-2016 at 06:52 PM.
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I think they are just trying to eliminate the discomfort of eating their food. The new item is just a plastic bag of diarrhea that you can just deposit immediately into the toilet. I guess they also have it in a squeeze bottle if you want a more realistic effect.
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02-01-2016 at 06:53 PM.
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Not gonna lie...kinda want to be an idiot and do this.
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02-01-2016 at 06:58 PM.
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Quote from Iaaaiws :
I think they are just trying to eliminate the discomfort of eating their food. The new item is just a plastic bag of diarrhea that you can just deposit immediately into the toilet. I guess they also have it in a squeeze bottle if you want a more realistic effect.
In a stroke of irony, they bought the diarrhea from Chipotle.
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02-01-2016 at 08:41 PM.
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Not gonna lie...kinda want to be an idiot and do this.
I assume that's also what you said when giving TigerStar his birthday present?
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02-01-2016 at 11:17 PM.
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Quote from VorlonFrog :
I always kinda thought everything Taco Bell served was a mystery of some kind.
+1 nod
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02-02-2016 at 06:14 AM.
02-02-2016 at 06:14 AM.
Quote from xxxHolic :
. However, if you're one of those "seize the day" kind of people...

There is only one bodily part that will "seize" after eating Taco Bell... EEK!
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02-02-2016 at 07:25 AM.
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Quote from Iaaaiws :
I think they are just trying to eliminate the discomfort of eating their food. The new item is just a plastic bag of diarrhea that you can just deposit immediately into the toilet. I guess they also have it in a squeeze bottle if you want a more realistic effect.
It's diarrhea, why would you need to squeeze? You'd be lucky if it even stayed in the bottle.
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02-02-2016 at 08:31 AM.
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It's diarrhea, why would you need to squeeze? You'd be lucky if it even stayed in the bottle.
Maybe there's a small nugget that only serves to act as a temporary blockage that then turns into a turd rocket causing an undesired splash-back effect.
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02-02-2016 at 08:53 AM.
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I assume that's also what you said when giving TigerStar his birthday present?
ok, I admit that made me laugh out loud
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02-02-2016 at 09:27 AM.
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Quote from Iaaaiws :
I think they are just trying to eliminate the discomfort of eating their food. The new item is just a plastic bag of diarrhea that you can just deposit immediately into the toilet. I guess they also have it in a squeeze bottle if you want a more realistic effect.
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It's diarrhea, why would you need to squeeze? You'd be lucky if it even stayed in the bottle.
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Maybe there's a small nugget that only serves to act as a temporary blockage that then turns into a turd rocket causing an undesired splash-back effect.
https://www.facebook.com/ThePigsV...682721065/
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02-02-2016 at 02:34 PM.
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Do they list any prices?
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02-02-2016 at 03:48 PM.
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Do they list any prices?
$2.99 (limit 5)
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02-03-2016 at 02:29 PM.
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We'll see what it is on Saturday.
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