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Holy Roach! Got Milk?

2,960 May 26, 2018 at 07:36 PM
Forget oat, soy or almond milk… one day, you may be able to enjoy a cockroach milk latte.

What does cockroach milk taste like?
It tastes like "nothing"



Why are people calling it a "perfect food?"

It boasts four times as much protein as cow's milk, but also contains essential amino acids that promote cell growth, lipids that keep our bodies healthy, and sugars that fuel energy. Cockroach milk effectively kicks the butt of every other conceivable type of milk. It is four times more energy-dense than cow milk; three times more than buffalo milk.

Not only is the milk a dense source of calories and nutrients, it's also time released. Milk as we know it logically exists in liquid form because it's easier to digest that way and easier to transfer from the body of the mother to the body of the offspring. But a ton of nutrients get lost when milk travels as a liquid. Crystal milk, though, is highly concentrated matter. With cockroach milk, no nutrients are lost; you get major bang for your lactose buck. As the protein in the milk is digested, the crystal releases more protein at an equivalent rate to continue the digestion.


How do you go about milking a cockroach?



the Pacific beetle cockroach (Diploptera punctata), is among the handful of insects which give birth to live young rather than laying eggs. As the embryos grow inside her, "she feeds them a pale, yellow liquid milk' from her brood sack".

As it stands, it's a labor-intensive process. Scientists carve out the cockroach's midgut with a scalpel to harvest the milk, which actually is more the consistency of crystals. The trick to getting the milk is to harvest at the right stage in the cockroach's lifespan. At around 40 days old, the cockroach begins to lactate for its offspring, and thus opens the window for the scientists to get up in there, which involves killing the cockroach. The process is fairly straightforward and inexpensive.



In terms of production, it helps to remember that a cockroach is not a cow. Ten cockroaches produce about half a milliliter of product; Chavas estimates that 100 grams would involve killing upwards of 1,000 cockroaches, meaning this is pretty clearly neither feasible or efficient. The difficulty of harvesting cockroach milk means we shouldn't expect to see it on the shelves.


Global Warming
Farming livestock – cattle, sheep, goats, pigs and chickens – contributes around 6 billion tonnes of greenhouse gases (carbon dioxide, methane and nitrous oxide) to the atmosphere each year.


The discovery comes at a time when dairy milk is under increasing environmental scrutiny, as cow farts add to greenhouse gases. Alternatives like almond milk, too, have not always fared better; growing the nuts is a famously water-intensive process.

It takes about 4 gallons of fresh water to make a gallon of milk. Compared to chickens, pigs and cows, insects require a fraction of the water necessary for farming them.





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https://www.inverse.com/article/1...what-is-it
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http://blogs.lt.vt.edu/water/2015...n-of-milk/
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https://timeforchange.org/are-cow...ethane-CO2

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dip...a_punctata

The original research from 2016:
http://journals.iucr.org/m/issues...00/jt5013/




Alternatively... You know what else contains protein?


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05-26-2018 at 08:16 PM.
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Just like THIS wonderful story I would not consume roach milk either: http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2011/...-poop.html
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05-26-2018 at 08:24 PM.
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Soylent Green!?
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05-26-2018 at 08:38 PM.
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Soylent Green!?
If by Soylent Green you mean protein processed from people's shit, then yes indeed. vomit
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05-26-2018 at 09:48 PM.
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So, basically, someone who was probably bored at work, watched ar roach give birth, and thought, "wow, wonder what that pale, yellow liquid tastes like?" YukSick
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So, basically, someone who was probably bored at work, watched ar roach give birth, and thought, "wow, wonder what that pale, yellow liquid tastes like?" YukSick
I imagine that's how most of our modern 'food' was found to be edible. I mean, just think of the person who saw the first egg come out of a chicken's ass and said 'mmmm that looks tasty'.
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05-27-2018 at 12:29 AM.
05-27-2018 at 12:29 AM.
Quote from CheapestGamer :
Just like THIS wonderful story I would not consume roach milk either: http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2011/...-poop.html
Funny how people still believe that story after all these years.

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UPDATE: We think we may have gotten duped! Like many other webites, we picked up on the story below that a Japanese researcher had found a way to turn human feces into an edible protein. One of our commenters on Facebook suggested that this story was a hoax and after some investigation, we think he might be right. We emailed the researcher for clarification, but have not yet heard back. But in the meantime, we did find this piece on Salon by Justin Elliot, who traced the origin of this story back to a Youtube video and also found several similar headlines that popped up online in the 1990s. We'll let you know if we hear back from the researcher. In the meantime, our apologies.
SRC: https://www.seeker.com/did-we-get...86085.html
"The lab-grown steak is made from 63 percent proteins, 25 percent carbohydrates, 3 percent lipids, 9 percent minerals"

No way protein could be stored and be stabilized in those poo.
https://info.gbiosciences.com/blo...-stability
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05-27-2018 at 08:21 AM.
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Quote from CheapestGamer :
I imagine that's how most of our modern 'food' was found to be edible. I mean, just think of the person who saw the first egg come out of a chicken's ass and said 'mmmm that looks tasty'.
Well, there is that...laugh out loud
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