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26,631 2,340 February 12, 2009 at 05:35 AM in Humor (2)
http://www.fmylife.com/
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Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired.
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Today, I accidentally kicked a child down a set of steps. I work in a kids play area.
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Today, I asked my boss for a raise. He responded with "Who the hell are you?"
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Today, I cut myself of a bandaid box, while trying to get a bandaid out for another cut.
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05-14-2013 at 05:28 PM.
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05-14-2013 at 07:20 PM.
05-14-2013 at 07:20 PM.
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cupcake42
05-14-2013 at 07:31 PM.
05-14-2013 at 07:31 PM.
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Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML

I think I just found Serra and BG? Scratchhead
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06-11-2013 at 03:00 AM.
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06-11-2013 at 04:36 AM.
06-11-2013 at 04:36 AM.
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I think I just found Serra and BG? Scratchhead
didn't know you were lookin for them?
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11-25-2013 at 08:57 AM.
11-25-2013 at 08:57 AM.
FML still exists?
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Zoe Moon
09-23-2014 at 04:02 PM.
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Today, it's the first day of fall. It's also the day that over 20 people have made jokes about my name being "Autumn" like they're the funniest, most original people alive. It's not even 8 am. This is going to be a long day. FML [fmylife.com]
An Autumn sighting? Whee


That's nothing, as a kid both my first and last names were the sort people could make bad jokes about any time of the year. So I got idiots making the same lame jokes 365 days a year over one or the other name.
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