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An Autumn sighting? :whee:
That's nothing, as a kid both my first and last names were the sort people could make bad jokes about any time of the year. So I got idiots making the same lame jokes...
Fark My Life
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Today, it's the first day of fall. It's also the day that over 20 people have made jokes about my name being "Autumn" like they're the funniest, most original people alive. It's not even 8 am. This...
Fark My Life
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Redjen ;)
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Today, I confided to my boyfriend that I have a condition that causes me to grow thick toe hair. He now won't stop calling me "the sexy Hobbit." FML
Autumn? Oh wait, he said sexy...
Fark My Life
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FML still exists?
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Today, I learned that no matter how much of a nerd a girl claims to be, she is not ready for you to speak Klingon during sex. FML
Fark My Life
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Today, I woke up to something tickling me. Thinking it was my cat, I reached under the covers to give her a friendly scratch behind the ears. I imagine the giant spider that was actually there...
Fark My Life
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didn't know you were lookin for them?
Fark My Life
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Today, my co-workers figured out that I was in high school when my husband was in kindergarten. They won't stop calling me a "cougar". FML
Zoe? :dontknow:
:hide:
Fark My Life
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I think I just found Serra and BG? :scratchh:
Fark My Life
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Fml :(
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Today, I learned if you type my full name in Google Images, the 3rd thing that comes up is a naked woman in ropes. Someone on Pornhub thought it was smart to comment that the girl looks just like me....
Fark My Life
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Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to spice up our sex life. He suggested incorporating bacon. He was serious. FML
Every guy in the Lounge?
Fark My Life
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No? Strange.
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That's not it.
I was in my microwave thread. I know I was. I typed a reply but when I clicked "submit reply" it posted it here. I had to edit my post so I didn't look insane.
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:mad: More bad karma coming his way. :ranting:
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Agreed...don't like the zit thread
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Wow!!
:lol: on the first one and crazy lame excuse on the second one :lol:
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Guess I should have left the thread buried. Then again, think of it as karma paying you back for bumping the zit thread. :D
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Do you work at a farkin monastery?
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