Fark My Life
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Today, I signed up for an online dating service, a couple of days after my divorce. I got my first batch of matches, and number one was a smiling picture of the woman who had just divorced my ass...
Fark My Life
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Today, I had sex with this guy i really like for the first time. After, we were laying in bed listening to music. When the song finished he leaned over and said, "You know what you and that song have...
Fark My Life
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Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping in the dog world meant dominance. Well, I decided to instill my dominance and I dry humped him back. As I was doing...
Fark My Life
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Today, I was cleaning my father's study room and wondering why I did not receive my acceptance/rejection letter from a college I really wanted. I found the acceptance letter, on his desk, also...
Fark My Life
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Which one of you was this?
Today, I was having sex with my husband. As I was undressing, he said, "Arr, I spy me some booty!" I let it go, I'm used to his embarassing pirate talk. But as he...
Fark My Life
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LOL!!
Fark My Life
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"Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML"
Okay,...
Fark My Life
Thread created 02-12-2009 by veritablequandary
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This has to be the funniest FML I've ever seen :rofl2:
Fark My Life
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sounds like something R.G. and Jex would be doing.
Fark My Life
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:lol: I like it, but wouldn't read it more than a few times...FML has become a must
:lol:
Fark My Life
Thread created 02-12-2009 by veritablequandary
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:lmao:
Fark My Life
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:nod: that was so cruel
that's nice of you :hug:
Fark My Life
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:jawdrop:
$20 says it was some lounger....wasn't me
i wish i never read that
Fark My Life
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:lmao: that's redonkulous
Fark My Life
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Wasn't there a thread on SDs about this? :confused: :confused: :confused:
Fark My Life
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yes, there was, I remember. I think the cop said the person that was hit was at fault. F their life :lol:
Fark My Life
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
What an a$$. He would of been dead after he pulled this stunt.
Fark My Life
Thread created 02-12-2009 by veritablequandary
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I like the parody site better.
http://new.mylifeisaverage.com/
Fark My Life
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If you guys don't want to wait for the updates, you can click on 'moderate the FMLs' to see the pending ones, and vote on whether they should make the site or not.
Fark My Life
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:lmao:
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Today, my 9 year old niece asked me if I was a virgin. I told her, "Yes, I'm saving myself until marriage". She replied, "That's a load of bullshit, you just can't get a guy!" Sadly, she's right. FML...
Fark My Life
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:lol:
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Today, I asked everybody who wanted a pervy PM to reply to my post. I got two replies.....in 8 hours. One of them was from Autumn. FML
Fark My Life
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:rofl2:
Fark My Life
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:lol:
Fark My Life
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:rofl2:
Fark My Life
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http://www.fmylife.com/
:crylol: :roll: :rofl2: :lmao: :lol:
Fark My Life
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:lol:
Fark My Life
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Froggy can probably relate:
Fark My Life
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that gotta suck!
hrm, i dunno what to say?
Fark My Life
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This one's short:
Fark My Life
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:scratch: MLV?
Fark My Life
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Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
:lmao: :lmao:
Fark My Life
Thread created 02-12-2009 by veritablequandary
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site is blocked at work
Site Category:Adult/Mature Content
:sadwalk:
Fark My Life
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hmmm...who's wife is this? :lol:
Fark My Life
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:roll:
Fark My Life
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going to bed ladies
goodnight!
Fark My Life
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Nite :hug:
Don't fall asleep on top of the pineapples :D
Fark My Life
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:woot:
Fark My Life
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I am now totally addicted to this website. I check it daily and am so disappointed when there is only a few new ones.
Between onesentence dot org and this one I know I waste at least an hour a...
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