I lied... I admit it...

I lied..

I admit it.

Ok, so I have been getting these pm's from a certain "new-ish" member first of all telling me my avatar was hot. Said instead of a girl with her knees bent up in front of her that it made them hot cause it was a girl on her knees in front of a guy with his pants down. Now this is kinda long but worth the read.


Here's the jest of the conversation:

"quote" You know who you are:
Your avatar is SO freaking sexy! Dude, who would think a cartoon could do that to a man?! LOL!
Me:
Lmao, pleasin the masses. It's my job.

Them:
SO is that pic what I think it is? A girl on the ground in front of a guy with his pants down?

Me:
Now why in hades would it be that...
It's just a chick with her knees up in ront of her you dirty minded thing you.


Them:
Oh no it isn't ! Maybe that's what my giant *chicken* (edited) wants to think it is.... Hmm lol

Me:
Huh?

Them:
You do understand that the more you play hard to get, the more I am going to be interested in you right? Tell me about you. How old are you and what are you up to today? I am A****, I am 2* and I live in A***. I am a professional musician and do computer tech stuff for fun. There, your turn!

me:
I am a 32yo sahm, artist and whatever else you may wanna call me.

Them:
Nice, what kind of artist? Where do you live?

Me:
Painter. MOstly acrylics, a bit of sketching. I am deep in the heart of TexAss

Them:
Awesome! So you have tattoos? What of and where? What part of Texas?

Do you call it TexAss cause you hate it or because you have a sexy one? :-)

After no reply
Them:
Are you being so short with me? All I did was get turned on by your avatar. You probably think one of two things.

1) I am a player and I do this to all women online, so why should you feel special?

OR

2) It is kind of creepy that he is so interested in me, freak!

When you SHOULD think!

3) Maybe he is just a hot guy that happened to stumble acrossed my post and liked my avatar and kind of has an e-crush on me for some reason.


Me:
Sorry for being short. God made me that way...lol. I'm only 4'9"

I know that's not what you're talking about though. I'm just kinda busy atm. I am trying to find out how to post a pic in this pm maybe I'll have to upload to tinypic or something...??

Them:
No sweetheart, you can attach an image. The option is towards the bottom, I attached a picture of my tattoo earlier today. Oh and 4'9" isn't THAT short, I am sure you are so cute!

Me:
I can't find the attach button in the pm.
Her's a link to tinypic.Don't copy it as I am going to delete it soon
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2qdbi1k&s=5

Them:
Wow, you look great! Did you do the touching up and effects yourself?

Me:
Just used a tinter on my paint program. The pic is kinda old as my hair is darker now.

Them:
It looks really touched up, you sure you only used a tinter? Either way you are a beauty. 4'9" what do you weigh?

Me:
The lighting and such was done at the studio. I weigh somewhere around 95

Them
Oh wow, so you are a tiny little sexy thing aren't you?! Do you have any full body pictures? I am dying to see how gorgeous you are

Them
Are you curious as to why I am so intrigued with you? LoL.

Them:
SO are you wearing a skirt today?

Me:
A bit, and yes.

Them:
Honestly, I can't explain it. I hope it doesn't bother you.

Me:
umm, ok

Them:
So are you wearing heels too?!

Me:
Nope, they're kicked off under the desk

Them:
Haha nice! Do you typically wear panties with your skirts? If so, what kind
Them:
You

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Are such a tease!
Them:
You are enjoying all of this attention from me and enjoying driving me insane over here

You shouldn't be such a tease, you know you have to please every now and then to keep them coming back for more :-)

So you should tell me what your outfit looks like today, everything from head to toe!

Them:
Well

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Are you going to tell me about your panties, sexy?


Ok, now after the enjoyable reading I need to ask a question... why in gods green earth would you just pm someone out of the blue and start asking about thier freakin underwear...

I mean heck you could have at least bought me a steak first. I am worth that.

And just so it is made clear I am a SAHM which translates to Stay At Home Mom
Meaning I am lucky if I get a shower and if I get to eat on a regular basis. In between cleaning up puke, washing dishes and clothes why in the heck would I be wearing heels and a skirt. This ain't 1950 I am not June Cleaver. My husband Yes I said husband with whom I am VERY happily married to is damn lucky if he gets dinner before 8pm and even luckier if HE knows what kind of panties I am wearing. I was wearing sponge bob jammie pants, a blue shirt, and no shoes at the time of these pm's. The pic is of a cross dresser that I went to school with HE is about 6'5" and weighs a good three and a half so if you want to persue him go right ahead.

Anyways what I am saying is, I have heard that "you know who you are" have been harassing a few other ladies on this forum and you need to get a life. This is SlickDEALS not SlickPorn. Although that is a good idea, mods file it away for future use. People come here for a bit of downtime conversation and to find a few deals on items that do not include sexting. Get a life.


Now, OT at will.