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Offensive Crayons (24 pcs) - $8.50 + shipping

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Offensive Crayons (24 pcs) - $8.50 + shipping

MSRP: $10,000.00 (Great deal if you ask me)

Aren't you tired of coloring with "blue" or "burnt sienna?" Us, too. What you need are Offensive Crayons. Gone are the safe colors like "goldenrod" or "violet." Now we have "Suspicious Cold Sore Red" and "Privilege" (exclusively for our Caucasian buyers, of course). Say goodbye to your politically correct old color box and welcome this family of blunt, direct and irreverent shades.


24 Assorted Color(s), or at least 22-23 different, since we used the cheapest labor we could find
Non toxic, gluten free (probably), vegan (we think), we might as well call them "organic"
Carefully constructed by, more than likely, a small, underpaid child in China
OUR MONEY BACK GUARANTEE (that they're actually crayons - no promises for anything else)
Safe for ages 17+ (or whatever, we don't care)
Product Dimensions (in inches): 2.80 x 3.70 x 1.10

https://www.offensivecrayons.com/...ve-crayons
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Created 12-25-2019 at 12:28 PM by bkbrawler
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j0ybee
12-25-2019 at 12:37 PM.
12-25-2019 at 12:37 PM.
holy $hit i wish i saw this before xmas! these would have been awesome gifts. bookmarked!
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shyoumaker
12-25-2019 at 12:44 PM.
12-25-2019 at 12:44 PM.
Lol... $8.50 usd $10,000.00 usd
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aekdb390
12-25-2019 at 12:50 PM.
12-25-2019 at 12:50 PM.
Indeed a slick deal.... 99.9% off
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danubuntu9
12-25-2019 at 12:59 PM.
12-25-2019 at 12:59 PM.
Organic is to mainstream I like my crayons made with heruim seeds pass
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ck128
12-25-2019 at 01:01 PM.
12-25-2019 at 01:01 PM.
$1 for 2 boxes for Crayon brand. This MSRP is offensive!
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MacB00kemDanno
12-25-2019 at 01:06 PM.
12-25-2019 at 01:06 PM.
Auschwitz Ash? Yikes!
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adalau
12-25-2019 at 01:26 PM.
12-25-2019 at 01:26 PM.
Set off my deal alert for organic. 😳😬😂
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ArcticDad
12-25-2019 at 01:53 PM.
12-25-2019 at 01:53 PM.
Cause goldenrod isn't offensive?
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FearAndLoathing
12-25-2019 at 11:18 PM.
12-25-2019 at 11:18 PM.
Quote from NFS4 :
Auschwitz Ash? Yikes!

Yeah....that one is a little rough.
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