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Offensive Crayons (24 pcs) - $8.50 + shipping

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Offensive Crayons (24 pcs) - $8.50 + shipping

MSRP: $10,000.00 (Great deal if you ask me)

Aren't you tired of coloring with "blue" or "burnt sienna?" Us, too. What you need are Offensive Crayons. Gone are the safe colors like "goldenrod" or "violet." Now we have "Suspicious Cold Sore Red" and "Privilege" (exclusively for our Caucasian buyers, of course). Say goodbye to your politically correct old color box and welcome this family of blunt, direct and irreverent shades.


24 Assorted Color(s), or at least 22-23 different, since we used the cheapest labor we could find
Non toxic, gluten free (probably), vegan (we think), we might as well call them "organic"
Carefully constructed by, more than likely, a small, underpaid child in China
OUR MONEY BACK GUARANTEE (that they're actually crayons - no promises for anything else)
Safe for ages 17+ (or whatever, we don't care)
Product Dimensions (in inches): 2.80 x 3.70 x 1.10

https://www.offensivecrayons.com/...ve-crayons
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Created 12-25-2019 at 01:28 PM by bkbrawler
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holy $hit i wish i saw this before xmas! these would have been awesome gifts. bookmarked!
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Lol... $8.50 usd $10,000.00 usd
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Indeed a slick deal.... 99.9% off
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Organic is to mainstream I like my crayons made with heruim seeds pass
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$1 for 2 boxes for Crayon brand. This MSRP is offensive!
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Auschwitz Ash? Yikes!
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Set off my deal alert for organic. 😳😬😂
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Cause goldenrod isn't offensive?
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Auschwitz Ash? Yikes!
Yeah....that one is a little rough.
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