Are you a regular person? Are you OK that the fellas don't admire your cooler choice for style? don't care whether it might keep 1 day's worth of beer cold for 10 days? believe your cooler shouldn't weigh twice as much as the food inside? worry security will confiscate your cooler because you've filled the Coca-cola bottles with rum?
Have you wanted to compost your cooler?
This is for you.
$1.39 in zip code 02301, 02762, 01906, 03079, 03060, 03874
Edit: now down to $0.70 most places near me.