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ForeverDcember's Work Orders and Telephone Calls thread

11,996 1,332 September 16, 2009 at 06:49 AM in Humor
I just got a telephone call at work about a sink not working (I am in the maintenance department so I put in all the work orders). She said "Yes, please. The sink in the room is not swallowing. Please, send someone to fix. It is not swallowing well." LMAO
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03-04-2011 at 08:45 AM.
03-04-2011 at 08:45 AM.
Way to be vague:

Doesn't close properly
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03-07-2011 at 11:21 AM.
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2 floor hallway by farmace repeir holle on the walls pacht on paint
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03-07-2011 at 11:23 AM.
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future farmaces of america
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03-07-2011 at 01:20 PM.
03-07-2011 at 01:20 PM.
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wow. you're missing out on the best pork flavored by-product.
Fixed That For You...
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03-08-2011 at 06:52 AM.
03-08-2011 at 06:52 AM.
Roll
A work order came in overnight that said "lights are out over the grill." The solution? "turned on the light switch"

Whee
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03-08-2011 at 07:08 AM.
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A work order came in overnight that said "lights are out over the grill." The solution? "turned on the light switch"

Whee

bulb So that is what the nubs sticking out of the wall are for.
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03-08-2011 at 07:22 AM.
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A work order came in overnight that said "lights are out over the grill." The solution? "turned on the light switch"

Whee
Facepalm
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03-10-2011 at 09:27 AM.
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replace to bluds in cealing fans.
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03-10-2011 at 10:28 AM.
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03-10-2011 at 02:14 PM.
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Oh, you have quite the staff of true wieners there, don't you? :rofl:
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03-10-2011 at 03:19 PM.
03-10-2011 at 03:19 PM.
I am part of our "Computer Help" .. this is one of the emails
Quote :
did you ever order a replacement eyboard for my laptop? The ey between j and l is still not woring properly. I have to consciously press it hard in order to mae it wor, lie this: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk. Thanfully, I have a full-size eyboard at my des, or I would be in trouble.

Thans,

Scott
... We got one asking if the computers would be working Monday since the power was going to be shut off on Saturday for a couple of hours.

One guy couldn't resist and replied to her "No, you should probably just wait till Tuesday to come back to work."
-tru story
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03-11-2011 at 05:33 AM.
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I am part of our "Computer Help" .. this is one of the emails


... We got one asking if the computers would be working Monday since the power was going to be shut off on Saturday for a couple of hours.

One guy couldn't resist and replied to her "No, you should probably just wait till Tuesday to come back to work."
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Crylol I love it.

This one came in this morning:
the microwave turns on when do is OPEN,



NOT THE DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :panicpanicpanic:
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03-14-2011 at 06:29 AM.
03-14-2011 at 06:29 AM.
does everybody there glow in the dark now?
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03-14-2011 at 06:50 AM.
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does everybody there glow in the dark now?
Nah, just some scrambled brain waves. Might help if you think about it.


This one was from the weekend Roll

Bring toilet paper to the bathroom.
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03-14-2011 at 07:12 AM.
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Nah, just some scrambled brain waves. Might help if you think about it.


This one was from the weekend Roll

Bring toilet paper to the bathroom.
Better check to see if the person is still stranded in the bathroom.
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