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ForeverDcember's Work Orders and Telephone Calls thread

11,996 1,332 September 16, 2009 at 06:49 AM in Humor
I just got a telephone call at work about a sink not working (I am in the maintenance department so I put in all the work orders). She said "Yes, please. The sink in the room is not swallowing. Please, send someone to fix. It is not swallowing well." LMAO

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03-29-2011 at 08:21 AM.
03-29-2011 at 08:21 AM.
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Sometimes it is like they are trying to tell me something....

one of my carb come down in the office
so they aren't on the atkins diet then?
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03-29-2011 at 08:25 AM.
03-29-2011 at 08:25 AM.
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Speaking of toester, I posted a golden ticket from Cafe World on your wall last night. Have you seen it? It should give you early access to the new cookbook format.
ooh! I didn't see it, I will check when I get home. Thank you!
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laugh out loud

Well, at least they were polite - assuming that they meant please with "pls" Smilie And hey, they constructed that message far better than most of them have been Stick Out Tongue

And yet still... can't spell toaster. laugh out loud
I wonder if it keeps your toes toasty?
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so they aren't on the atkins diet then?
shake head
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03-29-2011 at 08:59 AM.
03-29-2011 at 08:59 AM.
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I wonder if it keeps your toes toasty?

shake head
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It probably leaves crumbs in your toes. I hate it when that happens. Frown


Better not let Autumn find out about toesters. Her hairy toes will probably clog up the whole toester.
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03-29-2011 at 09:55 AM.
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It probably leaves crumbs in your toes. I hate it when that happens. Frown


Better not let Autumn find out about toesters. Her hairy toes will probably clog up the whole toester.
Or the hair on her toes might catch fire. Burning hair smell is Yucky
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03-29-2011 at 10:00 AM.
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It probably leaves crumbs in your toes. I hate it when that happens. Frown


Better not let Autumn find out about toesters. Her hairy toes will probably clog up the whole toester.
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Or the hair on her toes might catch fire. Burning hair smell is Yucky
Code red! Code red! Whee
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03-29-2011 at 01:30 PM.
03-29-2011 at 01:30 PM.
Workorder to FD:

Autumn hairy mucking toester. Pls send helper here SD.
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03-29-2011 at 05:46 PM.
03-29-2011 at 05:46 PM.
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Better not let Autumn find out about toesters. Her hairy toes will probably clog up the whole toester.
LMAO I knew there was a reason I liked you.
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03-30-2011 at 11:19 AM.
03-30-2011 at 11:19 AM.
Whee

Refrigerator is blanking
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03-30-2011 at 11:32 AM.
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Whee

Refrigerator is blanking
I'm glad they didn't cuss but "blanking" what? Smoking? Shooting sparks across the room?

The toester? (Appliances need love too)
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03-31-2011 at 07:11 AM.
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Whee

pls check for a possible leaking, hear
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04-05-2011 at 04:36 AM.
04-05-2011 at 04:36 AM.
Yawn

OR door swings to hard and frame is slightly
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04-05-2011 at 04:39 AM.
04-05-2011 at 04:39 AM.
don't let the OR door hit your fat ass on the way out then
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04-08-2011 at 06:48 AM.
04-08-2011 at 06:48 AM.
Bigeye Doctor

Need a plague hung in boardroom
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04-08-2011 at 06:52 AM.
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Bigeye Doctor

Need a plague hung in boardroom
Well, it is a hospital and a plague would be good for business and board members should be able to afford their hospital bills...
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04-08-2011 at 07:11 AM.
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Bigeye Doctor

Need a plague hung in boardroom
Roll

So... that's how they keep their business, they bring in the plagues and sickness...
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