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With Alexa and Google voice commands. You sit and the bidet says - "Take dump!". If you are on the bidet too long, it says, "Stop dump!". You can also tell it to schedule your next dump. It is the new definition of "potty trained" ... by the bidet. It hooks up to Apple and you can see your statistics in your health app and your watch. The information is sold off to 3rd parties and your text and email is now filled with laxative and fiber coupons. Now that is 2023! Collect as much data and dump/sell it to 3rd parties! You did not know that in 2023, taking a dump could be a money maker for someone.... just not you.
But in all seriousness, I have really been considering a bidet, but I wish they were not so expensive. It reminds me of the scene in Bob the Butler.
Last edited by BuyMoreChuck February 7, 2023 at 08:14 PM.
I wanted one of those full seat Bio Bidets for the longest time. We bought one a while back (BB-1000? i think) and returned it before we ever installed it. These are a better deal than what we paid, but for the price, they looked cheap/ugly. Like that plastic that gets used for geriatric care devices, idk how else to describe it.
We ended up getting the Essential Bidet attachment just to try something and love it. At least with that, it's clearly an add on and it's not trying to blend in. I was also worried about cold water, but shouldn't have been. It's honestly fine
Do not buy BioBidet. Period. BioBidet was recently sold to Bemis and they are absolutely the worst. We have BB-2000 with extended warranty. Bidet stopped working after 2 years. Bemis telling me to pay for shipping and then they will fix it. It takes 30 days to get it back. What the hell are you supposed to do for 30 days? Use neighbors toilet???
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Do not buy BioBidet. Period. BioBidet was recently sold to Bemis and they are absolutely the worst. We have BB-2000 with extended warranty. Bidet stopped working after 2 years. Bemis telling me to pay for shipping and then they will fix it. It takes 30 days to get it back. What the hell are you supposed to do for 30 days? Use neighbors toilet???
Hard pass.....waiting for "Alexa , flush my toilet " .....in this age ,it should use I/O or AI
*About to walk out of bathroom
"Hello David, before you go, I've noticed blood in your stool. On further analysis, to looks as though you have cancer. Have a nice day."
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Heads up... Looks like that toilet has no bidet even though it's made by bio bidet. Also what happens if you lose that remote?!
But in all seriousness, I have really been considering a bidet, but I wish they were not so expensive. It reminds me of the scene in Bob the Butler.
We ended up getting the Essential Bidet attachment just to try something and love it. At least with that, it's clearly an add on and it's not trying to blend in. I was also worried about cold water, but shouldn't have been. It's honestly fine
https://www.kohler.com/en/product...30754-PA-0 [kohler.com]
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