expired Posted by babgaly | Staff • Apr 16, 2023
Apr 16, 2023 4:30 AM
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expired Posted by babgaly | Staff • Apr 16, 2023
Apr 16, 2023 4:30 AM
10-Pack Tech Deck DLX Pro Collectible Fingerboards
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They are destined to be something that both kids will fight over every couple of hours. The toddler will want the same one that the elder sibling has despite 9 others lying right beside them. There will be crying; there will be screaming - in turn by each of them, and then together. And finally by their mother but at me for buying such things. These things are going to take over our lives for 2 days. But after that, no kid will want to play with them. They will be left all over the house as perfectly placed trip hazards meant to test our reaction time after stepping on one. I'm sure to fail that test a time or two. This time I'll be the one screaming, but that will elicit nary an reaction from anyone. Finally, 4 months later the elder sibling will want to collect all of them to complete the set (just so all ten can be lined up together for a few seconds). Nine of them will be found, but one will be missing. Hours will be spent searching every nook and cranny in the house. Every drawer will be rummaged; every cupboard disemboweled. But of course, it won't ever be found. There will be more crying. There will be more shouting by their mother (I don't have to tell you at whom).
To my kids - I'm sorry kids, but you will just have to outsmart me with something else. I'm sure you'll come up with something. You are wily little things with genius IQ when it comes to such endeavors. But I'm not going to make it that easy for you.
To other SD'ers - This is a excellent deal on a product that is perfectly designed with the sole purpose of abusing parents. They might be disguised as toys, but it's actually a game — one that will test your patience, your smarts and your emotional quotient. If you get good at the game, it will hone your parenting skills to perfection. I wish all the power to folks who think they will fare better. But I'm out. I've realized the only way to win at this game is to not play at all.
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Anyways, great deal OP! These were fun collectibles back in middle school.
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They are destined to be something that both kids will fight over every couple of hours. The toddler will want the same one that the elder sibling has despite 9 others lying right beside them. There will be crying; there will be screaming - in turn by each of them, and then together. And finally by their mother but at me for buying such things. These things are going to take over our lives for 2 days. But after that, no kid will want to play with them. They will be left all over the house as perfectly placed trip hazards meant to test our reaction time after stepping on one. I'm sure to fail that test a time or two. This time I'll be the one screaming, but that will elicit nary an reaction from anyone. Finally, 4 months later the elder sibling will want to collect all of them to complete the set (just so all ten can be lined up together for a few seconds). Nine of them will be found, but one will be missing. Hours will be spent searching every nook and cranny in the house. Every drawer will be rummaged; every cupboard disemboweled. But of course, it won't ever be found. There will be more crying. There will be more shouting by their mother (I don't have to tell you at whom).
To my kids - I'm sorry kids, but you will just have to outsmart me with something else. I'm sure you'll come up with something. You are wily little things with genius IQ when it comes to such endeavors. But I'm not going to make it that easy for you.
To other SD'ers - This is a excellent deal on a product that is perfectly designed with the sole purpose of abusing parents. They might be disguised as toys, but it's actually a game — one that will test your patience, your smarts and your emotional quotient. If you get good at the game, it will hone your parenting skills to perfection. I wish all the power to folks who think they will fare better. But I'm out. I've realized the only way to win at this game is to not play at all.
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They are destined to be something that both kids will fight over every couple of hours. The toddler will want the same one that the elder sibling has despite 9 others lying right beside them. There will be crying; there will be screaming - in turn by each of them, and then together. And finally by their mother but at me for buying such things. These things are going to take over our lives for 2 days. But after that, no kid will want to play with them. They will be left all over the house as perfectly placed trip hazards meant to test our reaction time after stepping on one. I'm sure to fail that test a time or two. This time I'll be the one screaming, but that will elicit nary an reaction from anyone. Finally, 4 months later the elder sibling will want to collect all of them to complete the set (just so all ten can be lined up together for a few seconds). Nine of them will be found, but one will be missing. Hours will be spent searching every nook and cranny in the house. Every drawer will be rummaged; every cupboard disemboweled. But of course, it won't ever be found. There will be more crying. There will be more shouting by their mother (I don't have to tell you at whom).
To my kids - I'm sorry kids, but you will just have to outsmart me with something else. I'm sure you'll come up with something. You are wily little things with genius IQ when it comes to such endeavors. But I'm not going to make it that easy for you.
To other SD'ers - This is a excellent deal on a product that is perfectly designed with the sole purpose of abusing parents. They might be disguised as toys, but it's actually a game — one that will test your patience, your smarts and your emotional quotient. If you get good at the game, it will hone your parenting skills to perfection. I wish all the power to folks who think they will fare better. But I'm out. I've realized the only way to win at this game is to not play at all.
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