expiredAZ9 posted Jul 09, 2023 01:11 AM
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expiredAZ9 posted Jul 09, 2023 01:11 AM
Walmart+ Members: 22oz Kraft Buffalo Style Spicy Mayo Dressing + $4.98 Rewards
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It's obvious that some of you failed every science class you had to take and just swallow all the bullshit new age idiots throw at you.
It's an occasionally used spread, in small quantities,not a daily main course. The amounts aren't really worth worrying about.
Furthermore...
Ingredients:
Water - That's dihydrogen monoxide and will definitely kill you!
Vegetable Oil - Ahh! Omega-3,6, and vitamin E. Run!
Cayenne Peppers - We all know vegetables are deadly!
Vinegar - Antioxidant polyphenols, definitely avoid because you wouldn't want any potential protection from cancer!
Salt - Other than being essential for life. It's bad.
Sugar - Obviously tiny amounts of sugar are immediately fatal so consider it poison!
Buttermilk - Contains calcium, protein, and vitamins. Not recommended!
Egg Yolk - Not vegan either. Horror!
Less than 1% of:
Spices - Only bland foods are allowed, don't forget it!
Garlic - No use eating an unnecessary, antiviral, blood pressure reducing, cholesterol reducing, anti-inflammatory, that might also lower cancer risk. Stick with meat instead!
Onion - Sure maybe it's antioxidant, anti-inflammatory, and may lower triglycerides, but don't listen to those evil scientists. They're trying to trick you!
Xanthan Gum - It's soluble fiber, certainly wouldn't want that!
Modified Food Starch - It's possible for some people to be allergic to it, so definitely assume it will instantly lead to your untimely demise!
Phosphoric Acid - Tiny trace amounts of phosphorus will definitely push you over the edge, with too much phosphorus in your diet, and you'll fall and break your hip tomorrow!
Monosodium Glutamate - It naturally occurs in tomatoes, cheeses, mushrooms, so it's undoubtedly toxic!
Disodium Inosinate and Guanylate - Also found in dried mushrooms, seaweed, cheese, etc, and allows using less salt while still having a savory taste. That's bad, right?!
Natural Flavors - Don't trust anything natural. Nature also created cyanide!
Calcium Disodium EDTA - Prevents spoiling and can be used in large amounts as a treatment to remove toxic metals from the body. We like our food spoiled, and want to keep our toxic metals, so don't ingest this microscopic quantity of the substance!
Sorbic Acid - It's possible for a tiny percentage of people to have a mild allergy to it, so don't risk it! If you're one of them, you might get an itch!
Contains: Milk, Egg, Soy - Again, we only want foods that nobody could ever be allergic to. Be sure to eat a steady diet of only hypoallergenic rice!
It's an occasionally used spread, in small quantities,not a daily main course. The amounts aren't really worth worrying about.
Furthermore...
Ingredients:
Water - That's dihydrogen monoxide and will definitely kill you!
Vegetable Oil - Ahh! Omega-3,6, and vitamin E. Run!
Cayenne Peppers - We all know vegetables are deadly!
Vinegar - Antioxidant polyphenols, definitely avoid because you wouldn't want any potential protection from cancer!
Salt - Other than being essential for life. It's bad.
Sugar - Obviously tiny amounts of sugar are immediately fatal so consider it poison!
Buttermilk - Contains calcium, protein, and vitamins. Not recommended!
Egg Yolk - Not vegan either. Horror!
Less than 1% of:
Spices - Only bland foods are allowed, don't forget it!
Garlic - No use eating an unnecessary, antiviral, blood pressure reducing, cholesterol reducing, anti-inflammatory, that might also lower cancer risk. Stick with meat instead!
Onion - Sure maybe it's antioxidant, anti-inflammatory, and may lower triglycerides, but don't listen to those evil scientists. They're trying to trick you!
Xanthan Gum - It's soluble fiber, certainly wouldn't want that!
Modified Food Starch - It's possible for some people to be allergic to it, so definitely assume it will instantly lead to your untimely demise!
Phosphoric Acid - Tiny trace amounts of phosphorus will definitely push you over the edge, with too much phosphorus in your diet, and you'll fall and break your hip tomorrow!
Monosodium Glutamate - It naturally occurs in tomatoes, cheeses, mushrooms, so it's undoubtedly toxic!
Disodium Inosinate and Guanylate - Also found in dried mushrooms, seaweed, cheese, etc, and allows using less salt while still having a savory taste. That's bad, right?!
Natural Flavors - Don't trust anything natural. Nature also created cyanide!
Calcium Disodium EDTA - Prevents spoiling and can be used in large amounts as a treatment to remove toxic metals from the body. We like our food spoiled, and want to keep our toxic metals, so don't ingest this microscopic quantity of the substance!
Sorbic Acid - It's possible for a tiny percentage of people to have a mild allergy to it, so don't risk it! If you're one of them, you might get an itch!
Contains: Milk, Egg, Soy - Again, we only want foods that nobody could ever be allergic to. Be sure to eat a steady diet of only hypoallergenic rice!
Honestly not sure how some people survive in the world anymore. Nothing is safe unless they read it is safe from Uncle Bob on facebook who read a report that nobody wants you to see that some random person wrote! At some point they will just be drinking water and eating lettuce and only left with their sorrow.
It should also say "you are earning a reward" on the item before you press complete purchase.
If it does appear, it's always worked for me, and I'm later able to use the credit when checking out in a future order after this one ships.
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I stopped reading at GMO
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