Various Retailers / Brands: 2-Ply Toilet Paper Per-Sq. Cost Analysis
from $0.012/sq. ft.
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Various Retailers have select 2-Ply Toilet Paper Packs starting at $0.012 per Square Foot. Pricing may be subject to change as determined by the manufacturer and/or retailer.
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WolfTheCat (link): "I'm calling Dollar Tree the winner even though it's the [2nd] cheapest. It's only 7% more per square foot than the #1 price, but with no rebates, memberships, or huge packages to buy."
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I'm calling Dollar Tree the winner even though it's the 4th cheapest. It's only 7% more per square foot than the #1 price, but with no rebates, memberships, or huge packages to buy.
All competitors are at least two-ply, none of the one-ply Scott 1000-like garbage.
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* To get the #2 Walgreens deal, you must have a Walgreens shopper account, buy 6 packages to spend over $20, then you get $7 back in Walgreens cash (which I counted as being $7 off the price, even though it's just credit for later Walgreens purchases)
That is its own rabbit hole as some don't mind cold wet water splashed up their privates but many would prefer it to be at least "cool"/"warmed"...so now you're paying a bit more for such. OK, to do that you need an outlet nearby as running a cable is stupid. WELL, everyone isn't a handy-person, so now....
....Easily hundreds spent just to take a short cut of cleaning your areas and you STILL will need a square or two of toilet paper as again, few want that feeling of wet water near their privates. That still leads back to what TP you want touching yourself.
OH, are you like me and have multiple toilets? Congrats - you now have multiple increased costs. Got children? Easy to explain how a bidet works but hard in practice to ensure they're sitting in the right position make it work, and for how long it should run, etc. Be ready for wet shirts and backs and many sit closer on the toilet than back like an adult....unless you got one of those that also programs itself to adjust to the child's sitting position (which costs hundreds itself)
All of this to type that short hand comment of "get a bidet!" can look silly and short-sighted
NOW, if you're the type of person who bought those $20 attachments and you just spray and stand up....that's cool. That's not going to work for most of us though, chief.
This is not true at all
Just get a bidet attachment.
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That's their online price. Costco pricing varies by store. Just added a comment about Walgreens with a deal that arguably would beat Costco at your price as well.
walmart's ultra strong generic is almost the same quality as charmin but no longer a deal
I was just going to say the same. All 2-plys TPs are not created the same. Having said that, during the beginning of the pandemic, I went to Wal Mart and they actually had their generic TP in stock. I was grateful to be able to buy some, but damn......
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02-20-2024 at 07:13 AM.
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Just get a bidet attachment.
That is its own rabbit hole as some don't mind cold wet water splashed up their privates but many would prefer it to be at least "cool"/"warmed"...so now you're paying a bit more for such. OK, to do that you need an outlet nearby as running a cable is stupid. WELL, everyone isn't a handy-person, so now....
....Easily hundreds spent just to take a short cut of cleaning your areas and you STILL will need a square or two of toilet paper as again, few want that feeling of wet water near their privates. That still leads back to what TP you want touching yourself.
OH, are you like me and have multiple toilets? Congrats - you now have multiple increased costs. Got children? Easy to explain how a bidet works but hard in practice to ensure they're sitting in the right position make it work, and for how long it should run, etc. Be ready for wet shirts and backs and many sit closer on the toilet than back like an adult....unless you got one of those that also programs itself to adjust to the child's sitting position (which costs hundreds itself)
All of this to type that short hand comment of "get a bidet!" can look silly and short-sighted
NOW, if you're the type of person who bought those $20 attachments and you just spray and stand up....that's cool. That's not going to work for most of us though, chief.
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....Easily hundreds spent just to take a short cut of cleaning your areas and you STILL will need a square or two of toilet paper as again, few want that feeling of wet water near their privates. That still leads back to what TP you want touching yourself.
OH, are you like me and have multiple toilets? Congrats - you now have multiple increased costs. Got children? Easy to explain how a bidet works but hard in practice to ensure they're sitting in the right position make it work, and for how long it should run, etc. Be ready for wet shirts and backs and many sit closer on the toilet than back like an adult....unless you got one of those that also programs itself to adjust to the child's sitting position (which costs hundreds itself)
All of this to type that short hand comment of "get a bidet!" can look silly and short-sighted
NOW, if you're the type of person who bought those $20 attachments and you just spray and stand up....that's cool. That's not going to work for most of us though, chief.
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Yes, regular price. I was expecting the on sale Walgreens Soft to win. It did well, but didn't win.
but costco kirkland for me is $19
and sams is $22.98
not sure how much it varies by location
but costco kirkland for me is $19
and sams is $22.98
not sure how much it varies by location
(sf = square foot - took me a while)
(sf = square foot - took me a while)
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you will only try it once in your life and never again
in some walmart stores and online from SOME stores this is only $20 and the lowest quality people might tolerate
Angel Soft Toilet Paper, 36 Mega Rolls $19.88
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Angel-.../484150792
walmart's ultra strong generic is almost the same quality as charmin but no longer a deal
you will only try it once in your life and never again
in some walmart stores and online from SOME stores this is only $20 and the lowest quality people might tolerate
Angel Soft Toilet Paper, 36 Mega Rolls $19.88
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Angel-.../484150792
walmart's ultra strong generic is almost the same quality as charmin but no longer a deal
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....Easily hundreds spent just to take a short cut of cleaning your areas and you STILL will need a square or two of toilet paper as again, few want that feeling of wet water near their privates. That still leads back to what TP you want touching yourself.
OH, are you like me and have multiple toilets? Congrats - you now have multiple increased costs. Got children? Easy to explain how a bidet works but hard in practice to ensure they're sitting in the right position make it work, and for how long it should run, etc. Be ready for wet shirts and backs and many sit closer on the toilet than back like an adult....unless you got one of those that also programs itself to adjust to the child's sitting position (which costs hundreds itself)
All of this to type that short hand comment of "get a bidet!" can look silly and short-sighted
NOW, if you're the type of person who bought those $20 attachments and you just spray and stand up....that's cool. That's not going to work for most of us though, chief.
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