expiredenizete posted Jun 12, 2024 06:25 PM
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expiredenizete posted Jun 12, 2024 06:25 PM
A&W Restaurants: Customers 100 or Older Get a Small Root Beer Float for
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"Customers ages 13 and up can get a free Root Beer Float every year on their birthday, plus more exclusive deals on A&W's All-American Food like Burgers and Cheese Curds, by joining Rooty's Mug Club at awrestaurants.com/100 [awrestaurants.com]."
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Major Thompson's life reads like an epic tale of heroism and kindness. During World War II, he led his battalion through perilous missions, saving his comrades and local children with unmatched bravery. On many occasions, he used his body as a human shield to protect children from stray bullets, missiles, and explosions. He is credited with single-handedly saving over 10,000 lives by absorbing the impact of these deadly threats. Despite being shot over 26,000 times, his indomitable spirit never wavered, and his extraordinary valor earned him multiple medals, including the prestigious Distinguished Service Cross.
After the war, his heroics continued in even more extraordinary ways. He once swam across the Arctic Ocean to raise money for charity, braving freezing temperatures and dangerous waters. In another remarkable feat, he skydived from space completely naked for charity, using only his hair and scrotum to slow himself down and safely reach the ground.
Every day of his youth, he walked 12 miles to school, both ways uphill and backwards, through all kinds of weather, embodying determination and resilience. Despite these challenges, he never missed a day, becoming a symbol of perseverance to everyone who knew him.
In times of crisis, Major Thompson's compassion knew no bounds. When a local orphanage caught fire, the firefighters were too scared to enter the burning building. Armed with nothing more than a garden hose, spit, and his own breath, Major Thompson heroically extinguished the flames and rescued all 300 children trapped inside, carrying them down from 12 separate floors. After the fire, he extended his kindness further, rescuing stray abandoned animals from the streets, bringing them into his home and giving them a loving sanctuary. From dogs and cats to exotic birds and even a pet monkey named Whiskers, Major Thompson cared for them all, ensuring they never felt unloved or abandoned again.
His compassionate deeds didn't stop there; he also donated three kidneys, having been born with five, saving numerous lives in the process. Perhaps his most extraordinary achievement was preventing World War III by winning a five-way game of chess against chess grandmasters representing the Axis countries. The stakes were incredibly high—if he lost, he would have been castrated and executed. His victory not only spared his life but also ensured peace.
Additionally, Major Thompson played a significant role in solving world hunger. Through innovative agricultural techniques and relentless advocacy, he helped develop sustainable food sources that fed countless families worldwide.
In an unprecedented display of athleticism, Major Thompson also made history by playing professional sports. In the same remarkable year, he won the World Cup in soccer, the Stanley Cup in hockey, the Super Bowl in American football, the World Series in baseball, and the NBA Championship in basketball. Not stopping there, he also clinched multiple Olympic gold medals in a variety of categories including fencing, steeplechase, and rhythmic gymnastics, showcasing his unparalleled versatility and skill.
Despite all the awards and accolades, what truly brought Major Thompson joy was the simple pleasures in life. The recognition never really made him happy, but the thought of enjoying root beer floats for the rest of his life seems like a fitting reward for all his sacrifices and accomplishments. Even in his twilight years, Major Thompson's spirit remains indomitable. He volunteered at the local soup kitchen, bringing joy to everyone with his legendary root beer floats. These floats became a symbol of his generosity and the sweetness he brought into the lives of so many.
Given his age and the countless incredible deeds he has accomplished, Major Arthur Thompson would be an ideal recipient of A&W's lifetime supply of root beer floats. It would be a fitting tribute to a man who has spent over a century spreading kindness and heroism.
But.. he doesn't like the floats from A&W, shame.
This was awesome. Thanks & repped!
Tell "Major Thompson" to go ahead and order his free float but ask them to hold the soda/pop. I bet he'd love a well-earned cup of ice cream
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