Blonds... the first chapter

Why are they doubled over like that? It looks like they need to find a toilet and fast.

Look at the facts: only nine percent of women in the United States are natural blondes, but blonde is the best-selling hair dye in the nation. Why are so many women trying to change who they are by dying their hair? The answer is obvious to those who've decided to bleach their hair.

The power and control attached to this specific hair color can be useful for any individual. Sometimes it can get a person out of a tricky situation. For example, if a blonde does something stupid, she can pass it off as a so-called "blonde moment." Instead of making fun, people will think, "Aww, cute. That was so silly." Jessica Simpson made her fortune on this type of situation.

Or say a blonde wants to really wow others. She could, with a little persistence, play the dumb blonde for a while. The setup may take quite some time, but when the conversation turns to a topic she knows well or has a strong opinion on, she can unleash all the intelligence she's been hiding.
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Whether it's because people pay more attention to them or they have an unspoken confidence, blondes really do have an advantage. Anything from having a door held open to landing the top position at a major corporation: the secret lies in knowing when and where to use the power of being blonde.

White people all look alike to me. Those fat asses are no exception.

Powerful Iowa judge charged with OWI after witnesses say she drove wrong way on highway [apnews.com]


IOWA CITY, Iowa (AP) — A powerful Iowa judge has been charged with operating a vehicle while intoxicated after witnesses say she drove the wrong way on a highway Tuesday night while passed out behind the wheel.

Adria Kester, chief judge of the state's Second Judicial District, was released from the Boone County Jail on Wednesday morning, court records show.

A criminal complaint said motorists called 911 after 8 p.m. on Tuesday night to report a truck slowly driving eastbound in the westbound lanes on U.S. Highway 30 near Boone. One of the witnesses reported the driver looked unconscious and slumped over the steering wheel, and drove into the highway median.

The complaint said a witness got out of their vehicle to check on the driver but could not open the door, and the vehicle was still slowly moving in the median. The witness told police she had to climb in the back window to put the 2026 GMC Canyon Denali truck in park and shut it off.

A deputy with the Boone County sheriff's office said he found Kester in the driver's seat appearing to be heavily intoxicated and unsteady. He wrote that Kester, 55, of nearby Ogden, could not walk on her own and was assisted to an ambulance for treatment.

After she was cleared by medical services, Kester still could not walk and refused to answer whether she would be willing to undergo field sobriety testing, according to the complaint. The deputy wrote in the complaint that he also determined it would not be safe to conduct those tests given her condition.

But blondes have more fun, power...

But blondes have more fun, power...

What do you have against blondes? Finzzy was blonde.

I love all women equally. Have you been to Scandinavia? Guess what is the most popular hair dye color there?

Have you seen the Slavs? My goodness. Blonde fur and gray blue eyes.

You mean the TV series? No. What about it?