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Haha! The top comment on amazon kills me!
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Bane of my Existence
Reviewed in the United States on June 12, 2026
He makes me so mad.
I bought it as a jokey thing, kinda just thought it would be a fun little decoration. Then he talked. A lot. Like, a lot a lot. And he always seemed to know. It's a cute flower, but the personality is what makes it so worth it.
My first encounter with him was in the middle of a pretty intense homework cramming session. He said "Hey, come over here!" So I did. Then, he followed with "just wanted to say hi. Hi!". I got pranked.
Next, my roommate was going insane by overworking himself. It took some convincing, but he eventually went to sit down and relax for a second. The moment he sat down, the flower went "Have you finished your homework yet?". My roommate gave it a death glare. We got a good chuckle out of that one
One time, when I got sick. I just thought to myself "darn, this is going to suck." And the moment that thought left my head, the flower sneezed. Mocking me for my weakness.
Surprisingly durable too. My younger brother threw it out of our porch because it upset him. Somehow, it survived without a single scratch. Every voice clip worked too.
A little scary at times as well. Pretty consistently, he will gasp before saying the time. That has scared the dickens out of me on many occasions.
The many languages are a plus too. Some days, I'd come back and he'd be speaking Spanish or Japanese. He's been around long enough for me to identify some of his sayings when he says them in a different language. I think my sister even used it to practice her Spanish.
Ultimately, this creature is not made for your pleasure. It's a tormenting demon that will speak its way into every little part of your life. I wouldn't have it any other way. It's perfect.
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Bane of my Existence
Reviewed in the United States on June 12, 2026
He makes me so mad.
I bought it as a jokey thing, kinda just thought it would be a fun little decoration. Then he talked. A lot. Like, a lot a lot. And he always seemed to know. It's a cute flower, but the personality is what makes it so worth it.
My first encounter with him was in the middle of a pretty intense homework cramming session. He said "Hey, come over here!" So I did. Then, he followed with "just wanted to say hi. Hi!". I got pranked.
Next, my roommate was going insane by overworking himself. It took some convincing, but he eventually went to sit down and relax for a second. The moment he sat down, the flower went "Have you finished your homework yet?". My roommate gave it a death glare. We got a good chuckle out of that one
One time, when I got sick. I just thought to myself "darn, this is going to suck." And the moment that thought left my head, the flower sneezed. Mocking me for my weakness.
Surprisingly durable too. My younger brother threw it out of our porch because it upset him. Somehow, it survived without a single scratch. Every voice clip worked too.
A little scary at times as well. Pretty consistently, he will gasp before saying the time. That has scared the dickens out of me on many occasions.
The many languages are a plus too. Some days, I'd come back and he'd be speaking Spanish or Japanese. He's been around long enough for me to identify some of his sayings when he says them in a different language. I think my sister even used it to practice her Spanish.
Ultimately, this creature is not made for your pleasure. It's a tormenting demon that will speak its way into every little part of your life. I wouldn't have it any other way. It's perfect.
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