pokemon shining pearl digital $25.63 at Walmart

I am absolutly losing my mind over this Pokemon Shining Pearl digital copy right now and I just need to let it all out before my Switch goes flying out the windo. First of all, why on earth did I pay sixty whole american dollers for a digital download that took fourty-five years to finish installing on my micro SD card?! My wifi is fine, everything else downloads in like ten minuts, but the Nintendo eShop acts like its running on a potato from 1998. I sat there staring at that stupid little progress bar moving at a snails pace, questioning all my life choices while my friends were already picking their starters and having a blast.