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what is the slutiest thing that you have done so far?
September 22, 2010 at
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Just for fun, no judging here.
I just want to have something to read before I leave the office.
I just want to have something to read before I leave the office.
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Still nothing good in here
<---- is disappointed
I'm sorry ray!
I didn't know yodorkin's post was deleted but I figured it out this time and didn't repost it!!!
In the mean time you can be entertained by wiles Tiny Angry Ken Doll story!
Icon, you are more likely to be able to set him straight.
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Lawrence isn't the kind to use polysyllabic words when a monosyllabic word will work!
Random getting drunk night at a buddies apartment. Went outside with another friend to get something from the car. This 70 year old lady comes up and asks my buddy for a cigarette. We start goofing around with the old lady, asking her what she's getting into for the night, bla bla bla. She mentioned she was getting her drink on in her cat infested apartment so we say F it, let us commence a hilarious night, and go back to this old hags apartment (2 floors below our friends).
So when we get into the apartment the old lady makes us some drinks in the kitchen. Me and my friend are giggling like drunk college boys while messing with one of her many cats. Now the rest of the story gets kind of crazy once a few more drinks gets into everyone. Somehow we convince the old lady to whip out her dusty titties, god let me LOL for a few seconds here as I replay it in my mind.
After the whole flashing fiasco (totally gross and totally hilarious) I run to the bathroom, nature was calling. Well, when I return from the bathroom my 20 year old friend is making out with this gross cat lady. So I walk right back into the bathroom, I almost threw up from the combined grossness and combined hilarity. At about this time I am ready to get out the hell out of here. But no, this old lady wants to try and make out with me now! Shoo sorry to my other friends, but I could not stoop down to this level for the name of funny alone.
We all make a little small talk, then make our exit. Our buddies, who lived above this lady's apartment, are totally pissed and think this lady might try to bug them again the future. We convince them that this lady had no idea we were friends with you guys and wouldn't be a bother.
30 mins lady this old lady is banging at their door. Whoops.
So yeah I guess this is a slutty story - but basically for my friend, who would literally bang anyone when drunk.
In the mean time you can be entertained by wiles Tiny Angry Ken Doll story!
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