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The Official "Is RefCache dead yet???" Pool!!!!

2,911 1,026 October 18, 2010 at 08:18 PM in Chat
Add the date of your guess to the Wiki!

Bonus points for guessing the right cause too!

FYI - over use of !!! is not an acceptable cause of death unless you can provide credible thoughts as to how it might kill me!

Background information to aid in guessing!
  • I was born in 1945.
  • I did smoke for a few years around age 22 to 25 but haven't in the last 40.
  • My father lived to be 72. My mother died at 93.
  • I am in decent physical shape. I walk several miles every morning and do weights twice a week at the gym.
  • Recent medical data! Blood pressure - 122/74. Cholesterol - Total - 176, HDL - 49, LDL - 87, Triglycerides - 151.
  • I eat healthily!
  • I'm a social drinker usually. But I have a few beers every week too on my own.
  • I'm still largely functional below the belt area!!
  • I exercise my mind a lot! I'm using something called the internets to post this now on my WebTV box connected to my TV!!

Let the speculation begin!!! Whee

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Last Edited by notintended October 20, 2010 at 09:58 PM
FAQ -

How are we going to know when you die?
My daughter has been long been informed she must post a thread on Slickdeals in the event of my shuffling off this mortal coil!!!

Who gets your Gran Torino?!!!
nessykins has exclusive rights to my car! (and notintended gets all my bacon salt /end)


SlicKitty:
You will die of death. I refuse to predict when, because that's just wrong (and I wouldn't want to be right).

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Zoe Moon
10-18-2010 at 09:38 PM.
10-18-2010 at 09:38 PM.
Quote from RefCache :
Add the date of your guess to the Wiki!

Bonus points for guessing the right cause too!

FYI - over use of !!! is not an acceptable cause of death unless you can provide credible thoughts as to how it might kill me!

Background information to aid in guessing!
  • I was born in 1945.
  • I did smoke for a few years around age 22 to 25 but haven't in the last 40.
  • My father lived to be 72. My mother died at 93.
  • I am in decent physical shape. I walk several miles every morning and do weights twice a week at the gym.
  • Recent medical data! Blood pressure - 122/74. Cholesterol - Total - 176, HDL - 49, LDL - 87, Triglycerides - 151.
  • I eat healthily!
  • I'm a social drinker usually. But I have a few beers every week too on my own.
  • I'm still largely functional below the belt area!!
  • I exercise my mind a lot! I'm using something called the internets to post this now on my WebTV box connected to my TV!!

Let the speculation begin!!! Whee

Dang it! Based on those stats, you're going to outlive me and I'm 16 years younger than you are. Not fair! Just you wait, one of these days I'm going to get up off this lounge couch and do something radical like exercise. Then you'll die first. Evillaugh
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RefCache
10-18-2010 at 09:39 PM.
10-18-2010 at 09:39 PM.
Quote from someone28624 :
Lol, I love how seriously you took my post. I am holding off on my official guess for now, but preliminary results say you're not going anywhere any time soon.

Any colonoscopy pictures would be appreciated. I'm also curious about your BUN, creatinine, fasting glucose, ALT, AST, and vitamin D level. Wink
Shit. I'd like to guess your questions may very well kill me and THAT RIGHT SOON!!!

Roll

Quote from someone28624 :
How are we going to know when you die?
Since this keeps coming up I added it to the Wiki!
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someone28624
10-18-2010 at 09:39 PM.
10-18-2010 at 09:39 PM.
Quote from RefCache :

But that was nothing compared to what I experienced with Salmonella!!
How did you get Salmonella? Do you still eat whatever food caused it/food cooked by that person?
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RefCache
10-18-2010 at 09:40 PM.
10-18-2010 at 09:40 PM.
Quote from DNC :
Are you a witch?

I need this to determine your floating time in case you ever fall off a boat while fishing.
I am not a wtich!

Quote from DNC :
Also, do you fish?
Also no!

I'm probably missing an obvious reference here but I'm old!

Quote from Maleficent :
How did you contract Salmonella anyway?
The best I can tell is I got it from eating out.






At a restaurant, you pervs. My dining partners didn't get sick though.
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Last edited by RefCache October 18, 2010 at 09:42 PM.
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RefCache
10-18-2010 at 09:43 PM.
10-18-2010 at 09:43 PM.
Quote from Zoe Moon :
Just you wait, one of these days I'm going to get up off this lounge couch and do something radical like exercise. Then you'll die first. Evillaugh
I'll probably be dead before that happens!!! LMAO

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Maleficent
10-18-2010 at 09:45 PM.
10-18-2010 at 09:45 PM.
Quote from RefCache :
I'll probably be dead before that happens!!! LMAO

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Wow.




My gosh, I had no idea Zoe was that close to you in age! I always thought she was younger. Smilie
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DNC
10-18-2010 at 09:46 PM.
10-18-2010 at 09:46 PM.
Quote from RefCache :
I am not a wtich!
But are you a witch?

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The best I can tell is I got it from eating out.
I hope you dumped her.
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RefCache
10-18-2010 at 09:51 PM.
10-18-2010 at 09:51 PM.
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But are you a witch?
Yes I'm a witch.

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I hope you dumped her.
I really didn't want you to find out this way, but... it was your mother.

Sorry
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Maleficent
10-18-2010 at 09:51 PM.
10-18-2010 at 09:51 PM.
Quote from RefCache :
I really didn't want you to find out this way, but... it was your mother.

Sorry
LMAO


Wow...
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DNC
10-18-2010 at 09:53 PM.
10-18-2010 at 09:53 PM.
Quote from RefCache :
Yes I'm a witch.



I really didn't want you to find out this way, but... it was your mother.

Sorry
Meh, it was the 70's after all.
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infesttragedy
10-18-2010 at 10:00 PM.
10-18-2010 at 10:00 PM.
You're about my dads age and he smokes and drinks pretty heavily, but he's still got 5-10 years left in him for sure.

My scientific guess: 87, in the library, and the bee keeper killed you with a sock nod
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DNC
10-18-2010 at 10:01 PM.
10-18-2010 at 10:01 PM.
Are we allowed to cheat in this game?

If so I revise my previous guess to Oct 20, 2010.
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jaded.echo
10-19-2010 at 12:35 AM.
10-19-2010 at 12:35 AM.
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Right before Christmas? Down


How depressing.
And right after my bday. Down
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jaded.echo
10-19-2010 at 12:56 AM.
10-19-2010 at 12:56 AM.
Quote from RefCache :
My dining partners didn't get sick though.
You were going home with a threesome that night?! Bigeye
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ForeverDecember
10-19-2010 at 06:28 AM.
10-19-2010 at 06:28 AM.
I actually have pics from my colonoscopy (the first one, waiting on the second). True story.
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