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[NSFW] Paint's thread of lulz and whimsy (They can take our jiggles, but they can never take our freedom!)
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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders himself a drink. Looking next to him, he notices that there is a jar full of just $10 bills. He asks the barman what the jar is for, the barman says "Well, we've got this sort of running contest going on here" The man, intrigued, asks him to go on. He continues, "The contest is 2 things, first, out back we've got a dog. It's rabid, foaming at the mouth and vicious. It also has a loose tooth, you've got to go back there and pull out that tooth. The second part, is that upstairs in the bedroom is a prostitute, riddled with chlamydia aids and whatever else you can think of. You've got to go up there and screw her good. Once you've done both of these things, you win all the money in the jar!"
The man thinks about it for a moment, and says" you know what, I think I'll pass. That all just sounds too risky to me."
Well, after several more drinks, he's thinkin' that little contest can't be all that hard! Several more drinks go by and he decides to go ahead and give it a shot. He drops his $10 in the jar, and walks out back.
From inside, all the barman can hear is a pounding sound and what he thinks is whimpering and whining coming from the dog. The man bursts back into the bar, sweaty and looking worn out and flushed, and he yells "Now where's that whore with the loose tooth?!?"
A man gets home from work one day to find his wife is gone. He walks into the kitchen to find a note on the fridge that reads, "This isn't working, I've packed my bags and left for my mother's." Confused, the man opens the fridge and thinks to himself, "Well, the light's on and the beer is cold. What the hell was she talking about?"
Terri Pous seems to turn slightly side to side whenever she is nervous or happy. She also seems to keep her arms tightly at her sides while doing it. She will be back tonight.
Or am I imagining things again?
And poof, she is gone.
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Hm, it won't embed properly.
hm... imgur is normally cool...
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