Mom2Pooches - Analyze this!

VQ was one of the first people I interacted with here at the lounge. I think all of us appreciate his dark sense of humor as well as his almost astringent wit. I find myself literally laughing out loud at his no holds barred quips on everything and anything.

I'm going to get bashed for this post however that's okay. VQ knows I have the utmost love and respect for him.

First off you consider internet posting the equivalent of intellectual slumming but you can't help yourself. Your intelligence has been more of an obstacle than an asset your entire life or at least as long as you can remember. Being the "smartest kid in the class" didn't garner friends but rather jealousy and petty name calling. You have considered yourself an outsider since childhood and use humor to "fit in" both online and RL.

You think your boss is an idiot and grind your teeth at the inefficiencies and incompetence you are surrounded by daily. You are a man of action with no plan of action allowed. Your coworkers annoy you with their dullness. You are suffocating under the weight of a job that does not truly challenge and utilize all of your brilliance and talent. You are living a quiet life of desperation that is only not so quiet when you vent here online.

You ask yourself daily "Is this as good as it gets?" but have no clear picture of what you want as an alternative. You drink to excess to both blur the reality of an unfulfilled potential that you sense lying just beneath the surface and to ease the anguish that is your everyday existence. When you dream it is of far off and tropical islands and a simple existence. What you crave most is to be loved, understood and accepted. That being said you will act in ways that cause hurt and confusion to all around you.

You are bored.
You are uber intelligent.
You long for emotional connection.

You often "can't get out of your own way". You sabotage yourself because deep down you think you are not "good enough". Your success to date you often blame on your ability to scam others. You do not accept praise easily.

You need to accept the love that is offered. You are an exceptional human being with worth and potential beyond expression. The story that is your life is still being written so be kind to the protagonist that is you.

Peace.

These are very much like incredibly complicated fortune cookies you're passing out.

VQ was one of the first people I interacted with here at the lounge. I think all of us appreciate his dark sense of humor as well as his almost astringent wit. I find myself literally laughing out loud at his no holds barred quips on everything and anything.

I'm going to get bashed for this post however that's okay. VQ knows I have the utmost love and respect for him.

First off you consider internet posting the equivalent of intellectual slumming but you can't help yourself. Your intelligence has been more of an obstacle than an asset your entire life or at least as long as you can remember. Being the "smartest kid in the class" didn't garner friends but rather jealousy and petty name calling. You have considered yourself an outsider since childhood and use humor to "fit in" both online and RL.

You think your boss is an idiot and grind your teeth at the inefficiencies and incompetence you are surrounded by daily. You are a man of action with no plan of action allowed. Your coworkers annoy you with their dullness. You are suffocating under the weight of a job that does not truly challenge and utilize all of your brilliance and talent. You are living a quiet life of desperation that is only not so quiet when you vent here online.

You ask yourself daily "Is this as good as it gets?" but have no clear picture of what you want as an alternative. You drink to excess to both blur the reality of an unfulfilled potential that you sense lying just beneath the surface and to ease the anguish that is your everyday existence. When you dream it is of far off and tropical islands and a simple existence. What you crave most is to be loved, understood and accepted. That being said you will act in ways that cause hurt and confusion to all around you.

You are bored.
You are uber intelligent.
You long for emotional connection.

You often "can't get out of your own way". You sabotage yourself because deep down you think you are not "good enough". Your success to date you often blame on your ability to scam others. You do not accept praise easily.

You need to accept the love that is offered. You are an exceptional human being with worth and potential beyond expression. The story that is your life is still being written so be kind to the protagonist that is you.

Peace.

very impressive stuff M2P, ur good

I would like to be useful, provocative and thought provoking.....

Peace.

I love you.

Except you didn't tell me why I mix my refried beans with my Spanish rice. Why do I do that? Why? Why dammit?

Seriously M2p you roxor my boxors. I you a whole lot. Wifey was a psych major; can you talk to her for me?

I would like to be useful, provocative and thought provoking.....

I love you.

Except you didn't tell me why I mix my refried beans with my Spanish rice. Why do I do that? Why? Why dammit?

Seriously M2p you roxor my boxors. I you a whole lot. Wifey was a psych major; can you talk to her for me?

curious... was i right or wrong on my guess?

congrats on 7k btw......

About me being the smart kid?

Well I held a 4.2 all through HS and I dated the valedictorian (she had a 4.25, that bitch).

I was voted class clown.

In college I held a 3.8 but I graduated with a 3.2 on account of I had one incomplete, that was the result of lots of drinking.

I didn't make Dean's List.

Lol, you mix the refried beans with the rice because it tastes good that way! I would talk to your wife any time and then we can compare and agree and be smug. Business major here but I'm addicted to people. PM me anytime with your plan of action thoughts. I'm all ears.

About me being the smart kid?

Well I held a 4.2 all through HS and I dated the valedictorian (she had a 4.25, that bitch).

I was voted class clown.

In college I held a 3.8 but I graduated with a 3.2 on account of I had one incomplete, that was the result of lots of drinking.

I didn't make Dean's List.