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I made a girl cry Friday night

1,868 March 26, 2007 at 02:36 PM in Chat
I was at my local watering hole and enjoying some brews w/ the boys when I noticed a hot girl w/ your typical f--- me tat on her lower back. shake head You can tell it was a fresh tattoo and it was in Japanese kanji that I so happen can read a little

Being the lil bastard I am I went up to her and asked if she had any idea what was on her back. She said it was Japanese for dragon. I corrected her, "No, its "baishun". Prostitute in Japanese." She got furious! I then asked who did her tat. She wouldn't answer. Then the tears started flowing. Man she just lost it. I guess it didn't help that she was pretty drunk. She kept yelling at her fellow blonde circle of friends "What's a baishun??? What's a baishun??? He said it meant dragon!" Even more weeping after that. ROFL drunk girls are so gullible. It really did say dragon.

Yeah, it got loud and silly.

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03-26-2007 at 04:14 PM.
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03-26-2007 at 04:15 PM.
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03-26-2007 at 04:18 PM.
03-26-2007 at 04:18 PM.
Sorry, I do think it's pretty darn dumb to have something tattooed on your body that you are 100% sure what it means. That's even dumber than being mean to a stranger for no good reason in my book.
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03-26-2007 at 04:22 PM.
03-26-2007 at 04:22 PM.
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Sorry, I do think it's pretty darn dumb to have something tattooed on your body that you are 100% sure what it means. That's even dumber than being mean to a stranger for no good reason in my book.
Phew! I thought I was the only female here who felt that way. Thanks Schoob for making me feel less of a jerk!
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03-26-2007 at 04:28 PM.
03-26-2007 at 04:28 PM.
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Phew! I thought I was the only female here who felt that way. Thanks Schoob for making me feel less of a jerk!
No..I can be a real jerk sometimes but usually to people I know. All 4 of my nieces have tattoos (my son who was in the navy is the only one of the cousins who never got one)... and one niece while in HS got the symbol thingy on her lower back. When the fam. was at a get together and the parents, one of which wasn't overly thrilled with the daughter doing that, said.."go ahead and show them". So she did, and when someone asked what it said..I piped up with "If you can read this, turn over" Evillaugh


Most of us found it funny. That niece whined loudly "Aunt Jane!!!!!!!!" My brother just about had beer come out his nose laugh out loud
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03-26-2007 at 04:32 PM.
03-26-2007 at 04:32 PM.
bastard!!!
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03-26-2007 at 04:33 PM.
03-26-2007 at 04:33 PM.
Quote from schbusdrvr :
No..I can be a real jerk sometimes but usually to people I know. All 4 of my nieces have tattoos (my son who was in the navy is the only one of the cousins who never got one)... and one niece while in HS got the symbol thingy on her lower back. When the fam. was at a get together and the parents, one of which wasn't overly thrilled with the daughter doing that, said.."go ahead and show them". So she did, and when someone asked what it said..I piped up with "If you can read this, turn over" Evillaugh


Most of us found it funny. That niece whined loudly "Aunt Jane!!!!!!!!" My brother just about had beer come out his nose laugh out loud
LMAO LMAO LMAO Thats freaking hilarious!

hubby and i both have tats, but not something that we would question the meaning of at a bar! laugh out loud
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03-26-2007 at 04:34 PM.
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03-26-2007 at 04:42 PM.
03-26-2007 at 04:42 PM.
Guess it cuould have been worse - - - could have been a 2 page spread sheet with LOTS of lines for names and dates of "vistors". They're the only ones that will enjoy the tat anyway.Gossip
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03-26-2007 at 05:57 PM.
03-26-2007 at 05:57 PM.
I make girls cry all the time, but that was still funny. laugh out loud
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03-26-2007 at 06:01 PM.
03-26-2007 at 06:01 PM.
Quote from slickmint :
I make girls cry all the time, but that was still funny. laugh out loud
What exactly was still funny....the OP's story or how you still make girls cry? I don't know how you can think the OP's story is funny. It's just silly and uncalled for. It actually only indicates the OP's own insecurities.
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03-26-2007 at 06:10 PM.
03-26-2007 at 06:10 PM.
Ok, I know it's wrong to think this was funny, but I laughed. It was mean... but I still laughed.

I know, I know...I'm a horribly immature, bad person.

It's only that funny to me because there was this one time I was down in Venice (CA, not Italy) and a bunch of us decided to get henna tattoos. A few friends were looking over the kanji, when a group of Japanese guys walked up, pointed to the samples on the board, and started laughing hysterically. We asked them what the joke was, and they pointed to one and said, "That doesn't say 'USA'... it says 'rice'!" I've never contemplated getting any Asian language characters on me again, except my name.. in Chinese... which is really my name, and my parents can write it out for me. LMAO
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03-26-2007 at 07:36 PM.
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What exactly was still funny....the OP's story or how you still make girls cry? I don't know how you can think the OP's story is funny. It's just silly and uncalled for. It actually only indicates the OP's own insecurities.
Even though women crying is nothing new to me, the OP's story was "still funny."laugh out loud

It's not silly and uncalled for at all. It was a joke, and there are several reasons why no one should feel sorry for the girl at the bar. One being that before anyone gets something marked forever on their body, they should do their own research and be sure themselves that what it says is what they want it to say rather than taking the word of some guy in a tatoo parlor. Another being that if anyones insecurities were being brought to light, it's the girl's at the bar. She was the one who was so concerned with the image on her body (see reason number 1)

Sounds funny to me.LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO
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