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I made a girl cry Friday night

1,868 March 26, 2007 at 02:36 PM in Chat
I was at my local watering hole and enjoying some brews w/ the boys when I noticed a hot girl w/ your typical f--- me tat on her lower back. shake head You can tell it was a fresh tattoo and it was in Japanese kanji that I so happen can read a little

Being the lil bastard I am I went up to her and asked if she had any idea what was on her back. She said it was Japanese for dragon. I corrected her, "No, its "baishun". Prostitute in Japanese." She got furious! I then asked who did her tat. She wouldn't answer. Then the tears started flowing. Man she just lost it. I guess it didn't help that she was pretty drunk. She kept yelling at her fellow blonde circle of friends "What's a baishun??? What's a baishun??? He said it meant dragon!" Even more weeping after that. ROFL drunk girls are so gullible. It really did say dragon.

Yeah, it got loud and silly.

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~Precious~
03-27-2007 at 06:42 AM.
03-27-2007 at 06:42 AM.
Quote from airbrat :
LOL! Let me guess. You have a tat on your lower back? look around
no..shake head

I get temporary ones once in a while..but i make'em myself..so I know what they mean Harhar
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BczIdo
03-27-2007 at 06:43 AM.
03-27-2007 at 06:43 AM.
I find it sadisticly funny- however, I'm NOT a tatoo fan.

My guy friends all call them 'tramp stamps' because that's how they tell which girls are 'easy' and which girls are not. (or so the theory is going & they are over the hill).

I married a guy with tatoos- but, I still don't care for them & if he'd agree to have them removed I'd pay top dollar to get it done. I don't see the point. He has no clue the name of the artist. The 'art' as it were- will die with his body, it's worthless. I wouldn't PAY good money to have a no name artist draw on me when kids did it for free in gradeschool. But, hey- that's ME. I make a statement- I open my mouth and TELL them what I have to say at the time. No pictures- if they're too dumb to understand it in words, I'm not stooping to pictures, and symbols to get it across, let them move on.
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BikerEric
03-27-2007 at 06:43 AM.
03-27-2007 at 06:43 AM.
Quote from airbrat :
LOL! Let me guess. You have a tat on your lower back? look around
YOU NEED TO BACK OFF DUDE!
You have insulted many loungers here! whether it is in jest or for real, YOU NEED TO BACK OFF!
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Caydensmom
03-27-2007 at 06:44 AM.
03-27-2007 at 06:44 AM.
OP, worst.pickup.line.ever.
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airbrat
03-27-2007 at 06:47 AM.
03-27-2007 at 06:47 AM.
Quote from BikerEric :
YOU NEED TO BACK OFF DUDE!
You have insulted many loungers here! whether it is in jest or for real, YOU NEED TO BACK OFF!
ROFL! It's just the interweb dood. Have a valium. laugh out loud
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03-27-2007 at 06:49 AM.
03-27-2007 at 06:49 AM.
Quote from airbrat :
ROFL! It's just the interweb dood. Have a valium. laugh out loud
interweb has real people and real friends....not everyone has sadistic intentions here as they also have in RL

u have to have a chillpill!!
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BikerEric
03-27-2007 at 06:51 AM.
03-27-2007 at 06:51 AM.
Quote from airbrat :
ROFL! It's just the interweb dood. Have a valium. laugh out loud
Look dude ! I like you and your posts! this is just a little over the line cruelty.
And others comments about having tats = sluts, uncalled for!
Good and Bad people have tats. I just get tired of the insults and insinuations, that's all!
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airbrat
03-27-2007 at 06:57 AM.
03-27-2007 at 06:57 AM.
Quote from BikerEric :
And others comments about having tats = sluts, uncalled for
Confused I guess you meant that for someone else. I don't recall ever saying that.
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~Precious~
03-27-2007 at 06:58 AM.
03-27-2007 at 06:58 AM.
Quote from BikerEric :
Look dude ! I like you and your posts! this is just a little over the line cruelty.
And others comments about having tats = sluts, uncalled for!
Good and Bad people have tats. I just get tired of the insults and insinuations, that's all!
let go biker! hug

we all know the lounge isn't really the same anymore..
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BrownEyedGirl
03-27-2007 at 07:06 AM.
03-27-2007 at 07:06 AM.
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Confused I guess you meant that for someone else. I don't recall ever saying that.

That's why he said, "and others comments...." Thumbup
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DieselJunkie
03-27-2007 at 07:37 AM.
03-27-2007 at 07:37 AM.
Quote from airbrat :
I was at my local watering hole and enjoying some brews w/ the boys when I noticed a hot girl w/ your typical f--- me tat on her lower back. shake head You can tell it was a fresh tattoo and it was in Japanese kanji that I so happen can read a little

Being the lil bastard I am I went up to her and asked if she had any idea what was on her back. She said it was Japanese for dragon. I corrected her, "No, its "baishun". Prostitute in Japanese." She got furious! I then asked who did her tat. She wouldn't answer. Then the tears started flowing. Man she just lost it. I guess it didn't help that she was pretty drunk. She kept yelling at her fellow blonde circle of friends "What's a baishun??? What's a baishun??? He said it meant dragon!" Even more weeping after that. ROFL drunk girls are so gullible. It really did say dragon.

Yeah, it got loud and silly.
WOW! You are about the coolest dude I think I've seen in here. I hope to one day aspire to your level of coolness. If only I could bring someone to tears for the sheer sake of my personal entertainment. Oh, and then BRAG about it to anyone who will listen. You are my HERO!!!
[/sarcasm]

By the time you are old enough to order a drink in a public establishment, the days of chasing girls with frogs and worms should be over. Uncool.....
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~Kimber~
03-27-2007 at 07:47 AM.
03-27-2007 at 07:47 AM.
It is a little funny, but when she got upset..you should have told her you were kidding and bought her a drink. That would have been the gentlemanly thing to do.
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03-27-2007 at 08:06 AM.
03-27-2007 at 08:06 AM.
Quote from Tinman :
WOW! You are about the coolest dude I think I've seen in here. I hope to one day aspire to your level of coolness. If only I could bring someone to tears for the sheer sake of my personal entertainment. Oh, and then BRAG about it to anyone who will listen. You are my HERO!!!

stay tuned for a book near you! look around
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blazinbee
03-27-2007 at 08:07 AM.
03-27-2007 at 08:07 AM.
Quote from ~Kimber~ :
It is a little funny, but when she got upset..you should have told her you were kidding and bought her a drink. That would have been the gentlemanly thing to do.
He wouldn't know what that means.
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stimpy
03-27-2007 at 08:18 AM.
03-27-2007 at 08:18 AM.
Quote from ~Precious~ :
we all know the lounge isn't really the same anymore..
Disagree ... I just checked the url with one I had saved ... it's the same. Harhar
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