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44,780 8,813 November 7, 2007 at 07:55 PM
i'm feeling desperate (again) to find that special guy so i put up a craigslist ad. i just got this reply. WTF? Huh i dont want to read his whole life story. just for this, im not replying LMAO .


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I was browsing the Craigs List personals, bumped into yours, and I just finished reading your personal ad on Craigs List.

I had a great weekend, did some relaxation, listened to and danced to some music, even took a dip in the pool and jacuzzi, and had a couple glasses of wine. Can you believe it10 months and a half are gone. A little over three quarters of a yearPoofGone!!! Time flies in other words. I know just the medicine you need in order to make it fun for you!!! If you light up my fire, I will add the gas to blaze it up!!! LookI am not perfect either. We all have our imperfectionstoo many to count sometimes. But if we can get to know each otherI know we will hit it off!!! How does Italian take out, dvd's, ice cream, wine and/or other drinks, and lots of conversation sound to start?......on me! Meaning I buy, not literally on meLoL Lets talk, hang out, get to know each other, friendship first and see where it goes from there.

My name is Alejandro, am 31 years old, am Mexican American (Chicano), 5'10 tall, short black hair, brown eyes, devilish smile, light brown complexion, medium built. I've been told my best feature is either my smile or my lips. I know I am not eye candy, a hunk, model type material, but I do consider somewhat handsome ;-) I also know I will have you smiling and laughing if not all the time, most of the time...you will feel and be comfortable. I was born in Santa Barbara, raised in Carpinteria, and have been living in Ventura for almost 4 years. I am an accounting manager for a construction company in Ventura County!!!

As for now, I am 100% single. No kids, never married, nor engaged, no baggage. I do have a past, and I have lived my life. But no regrets, and am happy with myself! Why do I say single for now, because you never know when you might bump into somebody or meet somebody worth your time, efforts, and heart! But until then, the more friends the merrier. One can never have one too many good friends. So if you want a good friend...here I am! And whatever happens, happens...you never really know what the future has in store for you, you can only prepare for the future as best as possible as you can.

I'm simply looking for friends to talk to first, a friendship first and see where it goes, get to know each other a little, have fun with now and then, have good conversations with, enjoy life's fruits, and experience all we can while we can! Lets exchange a few e-mails, lets chat (I've got AIM), lets even talk on the phone, and maybe we can even meet soon. Maybe some day you can come over to the pool and/or Jacuzzi, take a dip, and relax with a glass of wine.

I am semi responsible to say the least, I live in my own condo, have a decent job, and lots of fun to be around with, I will have you smiling and laughing if not all the time, most of the time, I am respectful, trustworthy, generous, loving, caring, sincere, and very passionate, am an excellent listener, love to dance, swim, beach, sunsets, dining out, lounging and chilling with friends and family, road trips. I am very open-minded. I enjoy walks on the beach, movies, lots and lots of dancing, lounging and chilling at home while enjoying a mixed drink or glass of wine. I can be very spontaneous, and I like to think I have a good sense of humor!

And there's more, but like I said, lets exchange e-mails, and lets talk on the phone first. So if you're interested...please reply...and lets get our friendship under

way! Ask me somethinganything you want!!!
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11-07-2007 at 07:56 PM.
11-07-2007 at 07:56 PM.
he sounds hot. you should ask to meet him at a glory hole.
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11-07-2007 at 07:59 PM.
11-07-2007 at 07:59 PM.
my god he talks alot about nothing laugh out loud
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afusinatto
11-07-2007 at 08:00 PM.
11-07-2007 at 08:00 PM.
Maybe he's desperate too.
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celjla212
11-07-2007 at 08:00 PM.
11-07-2007 at 08:00 PM.
Maybe some day you can come over to the pool and/or Jacuzzi, take a dip, and relax with a glass of wine.

It could be worse. Dontknow

What about the guy that made the weird sci-fi pic, it was for redjen (i think)?
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11-07-2007 at 08:00 PM.
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I am semi responsible to say the least, I live in my own condo, have a decent job, I like to chop up my victims with an axe and display thir limbs around my place and lots of fun to be around with, I will have you smiling and laughing if not all the time, most of the time, I am respectful, trustworthy, generous, loving, caring, sincere, and very passionate, am an excellent listener, love to dance, swim, beach, sunsets, dining out, lounging and chilling with friends and family, road trips. I am very open-minded. I enjoy walks on the beach, movies, lots and lots of dancing, lounging and chilling at home while enjoying a mixed drink or glass of wine. I can be very spontaneous, and I like to think I have a good sense of humor!

Would you rather meet up with someone who didnt tell you anything.
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11-07-2007 at 08:01 PM.
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that was some long-winded stuff....maybe his momma wrote it?? Dontknow
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11-07-2007 at 08:02 PM.
11-07-2007 at 08:02 PM.
Quote from celjla212 :
Maybe some day you can come over to the pool and/or Jacuzzi, take a dip, and relax with a glass of wine.

It could be worse. Dontknow

What about the guy that made the weird sci-fi pic, it was for redjen (i think)?
Blush2 I was just about to chime in with all the weirdo replies I get from my dating website. Some of them make this guy look like Rico Suave.
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11-07-2007 at 08:03 PM.
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i didn't know craiglist have this (dating) service too.
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11-07-2007 at 08:05 PM.
11-07-2007 at 08:05 PM.
Quote from serra :
that was some long-winded stuff....maybe his momma wrote it?? Dontknow
LMAO

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Blush2 I was just about to chime in with all the weirdo replies I get from my dating website. Some of them make this guy look like Rico Suave.
Bigeye oh noes Whee

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i didn't know craiglist have this (dating) service too.
it's the 'personals section' Wink5




If you light up my fire, I will add the gas to blaze it up!!!

WTF Roll
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11-07-2007 at 08:06 PM.
11-07-2007 at 08:06 PM.
Quote from galaxygirl :
i'm feeling desperate (again) to find that special guy so i put up a craigslist ad. i just got this reply. WTF? Huh i dont want to read his whole life story. just for this, im not replying LMAO .
can you post your add as well? hug
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HeyLookItsMe
11-07-2007 at 08:06 PM.
11-07-2007 at 08:06 PM.
Quote from serra :
i didn't know craiglist have this (dating) service too.
lol well its hardley dating in mots aspects


it sounds like this is a form letter he evolved after being lonely for a long time...
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11-07-2007 at 08:08 PM.
11-07-2007 at 08:08 PM.
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can you post your add as well? hug
Unsure why?
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11-07-2007 at 08:08 PM.
11-07-2007 at 08:08 PM.
Quote from afusinatto :
Maybe he's desperate too.
Maybe??? Bonk

What the hell is he talking about?.. laugh out loud

Hey baby... if you hook up my propane tank... and put the empty one in the shed... oh yeaaa... then turn the little knob on top... yeeaaaaa.... uh huh.. that's right... then boom!.. push that little red button, I'll set your world on fire!!!
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