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~~~!*Ask Goddess*!~~~

10,464 618 February 4, 2005 at 07:10 PM
I'm starting my own advice column now.
If you need suggestions/help with anything. Post here. And I'll do my best to help you out.
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appleyum
03-29-2005 at 08:00 AM.
03-29-2005 at 08:00 AM.
Quote from ~Goddess~ :
Dear Apple,
Work is hard, but someone has to do it Wink

Sincerely,
Sue
Dear ~Goddess~
You want to come work for me? Wink5

Now Hiring
appleyum
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Joined Oct 2004
I love my husband.
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Loungess
03-29-2005 at 08:03 AM.
03-29-2005 at 08:03 AM.
Quote from appleyum :
Dear ~Goddess~
You want to come work for me? Wink5

Now Hiring
appleyum
Dear Apple,
It depends, how much would I get paid..and what are the benefits?

Sincerely,
Sue
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Living in Sin
> bubble2 1,868 Posts
airbrat
03-29-2005 at 08:06 AM.
03-29-2005 at 08:06 AM.
Dear Goddess,

Is IDB inappropriate on the first date?

Hugs and kisses,
Airbrat
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Loungess
03-29-2005 at 08:10 AM.
03-29-2005 at 08:10 AM.
Quote from airbrat :
Dear Goddess,

Is IDB inappropriate on the first date?

Hugs and kisses,
Airbrat
Dear Airbrat,
Depends.. some people would think so.. some might not Smilie

sincerely,
Sue
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Living in Sin
> bubble2 1,868 Posts
airbrat
03-29-2005 at 08:15 AM.
03-29-2005 at 08:15 AM.
Dear Goddess,

For April Fools Day I'm going to instigate copulation w/ my wife by going missionary but at the very last second I'll switch to IDB and yell "APRIL FOOLS DAY!". Or should I stick w/ a shocking pen and fake poo?

In your total servitude,
Airbrat
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Loungess
03-29-2005 at 08:18 AM.
03-29-2005 at 08:18 AM.
Quote from airbrat :
but at the very last second I'll switch to IDB and yell "APRIL FOOLS DAY!".
Dear Airbrat,
That's funny. You should do that

Sincerely,
Sue

p.s. I didn't know you were married Big Grin
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Living in Sin
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airbrat
03-29-2005 at 08:22 AM.
03-29-2005 at 08:22 AM.
Dear Goddess,

Which one? The IDB or shocking pen and fake poo?

Your prancing hero,
Airbrat
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Loungess
03-29-2005 at 08:23 AM.
03-29-2005 at 08:23 AM.
Quote from airbrat :
Dear Goddess,

Which one? The IDB or shocking pen and fake poo?

Your prancing hero,
Airbrat
the IBD (the one I quoted) Big Grin
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Living in Sin
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airbrat
03-29-2005 at 08:26 AM.
03-29-2005 at 08:26 AM.
Dear Goddess,

I want to attach antlers on my girlfriends dog as a gag but she thinks using a stapler is overkill. Do you think she's overreacting?

Always at your feet,
Airbrat
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Loungess
03-29-2005 at 08:32 AM.
03-29-2005 at 08:32 AM.
Quote from airbrat :
Dear Goddess,

I want to attach antlers on my girlfriends dog as a gag but she thinks using a stapler is overkill. Do you think she's overreacting?

Always at your feet,
Airbrat
Dear Airbrat,
No, I don't think she's overreacting. That would be mean.

Sincerely,
Sue

p.s. So now you're married and have a g.f.?? Big Grin
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Living in Sin
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airbrat
03-29-2005 at 08:34 AM.
03-29-2005 at 08:34 AM.
Dear Goddess,

I have different ho's in different area codes.

yo numma won hewo,
Airbrat

P.S. true story
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defenestrater
03-29-2005 at 08:37 AM.
03-29-2005 at 08:37 AM.
Sue:

I have been seeing airbrat's wife for about 4 months now. She is the most talented married woman I've ever met. Sadly, she's using me to get even with him, and has been straightforward about the fact that I'm just a means to her objective of punishing him.

Should I start dating his girlfriend?

Yeah, my wife knows everything..........
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Living in Sin
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airbrat
03-29-2005 at 08:41 AM.
03-29-2005 at 08:41 AM.
Dear Goddess,

I've been banging defenstrater's wife only to find out that she has a penis! Does this mean I'm gay?

Fluffy bunnies and kittens,
Airbrat
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defenestrater
03-29-2005 at 08:50 AM.
03-29-2005 at 08:50 AM.
Quote from airbrat :
Dear Goddess,

I've been banging defenstrater's wife only to find out that she has a penis! Does this mean I'm gay?

Fluffy bunnies and kittens,
Airbrat
So sorry about that, Airbrat.

That's not HER penis. It belonged to another homosexual that we once knew.

She uses it to discourage guys who are, uhm, well, ........ tiny.
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Living in Sin
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airbrat
03-29-2005 at 09:01 AM.
03-29-2005 at 09:01 AM.
Quote from defenestrater :
That's not HER penis. It belonged to another homosexual that we once knew.
whew...I'm relieved!

Wait a sec! So that penis that was strapped to her was a dead body part from a prior encounter w/ a homosexual???
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