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Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread - That's right, it's practically one giant out-patient mental institution

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread - "It is not slime. You are secreting mucus."

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread - "Yay for farking old people!" -- "Yay for farking!"

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread - How doth the little crocodile improve his shining tail, and pour the waters of the Nile on every golden scale!

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread - It's time for.... RANDOM THOUGHT HOUR!!

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread - I swear we don't normally talk about throwing sex toys at each other

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread - Why is the caterpillar sucking on the vacuum?

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread - if you don't like it, use the IGNORE feature, Einstein

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread - this just in: Count Chocula likes to dress up as Cher and perform "Believe" at the Queen Victoria!

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread - Who could NOT love Betty White?

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread - Who else has been banned/black-listed by Netflix? Anyone?

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread - this just in: Paint's flag is NOT backwards! The flag has TWO SIDES, PEOPLE!!!

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread - piss off, dzap. Go away if you're going to be a jackass.

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread - I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread - this just in: Frogstar likes to kill kittens!!

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread - I love gentiles. In fact, one of my favorite activities is Protestant spotting.

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread - We've all met people who are supposedly incredibly intelligent but don't know which way to sit on a lavatory.

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread - Count Chocula says: "I'm so damn lonely, not even Animal Planet does it for me anymore."

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread - "I'm so damn lonely, not even Animal Planet does it for me anymore."

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread - this just in: HOORAY for a day off!!!

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread - this just in: if you come in here with the intention of being an asshole, GTFO

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread - this just in: Phoenix secretly wishes he could have Dale Earnhardt's love child!

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread - this just in: LL is going to cut off dzap's balls!

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread - this just in: you're just jealous 'cause I'm pretty!!

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread - this just in: dzap's the lucky cow!

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread - this just in: Paint has pubic lice and passed it onto Moo

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread - this just in: Paint is super hot and we all secretly want to have his love child

Mal and Ted's *Official* Chat Thread - this just in: I'm thinking about getting a name change...

Mal and PDB's *Official* Chat Thread - this just in: All the girls love you, Catsanova!

Mal and Friends' *Official* Chat Thread - this just in: All the girls love you, Catsanova!

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread - this just in: Happy 4th of July everyone!

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread - this just in: Phoenix is a whiny little bitch (That's right princess, I put you in the title!)

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread - this just in: Phoenix is a whiny little bitch

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread - this just in: Phoenix is peeling dzap's banana!

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread - Come on in! Paint will strangle your banana for free!!

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread - this just in: Count Chocula violated DNC's favorite sheep!

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread - this just in: Chocula is in the ER after accidentally blowing up the porta-potty he was in when he lit a match looking for toilet paper

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread - this just in: Count Chocula is a WHINY LITTLE PRISS!

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread - MODS ARE FORBIDDEN TO ENTER! (EasyGuy made me write it, I swear! Please don't waterboard me!!!)

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread - Do you get YOUR news from a rapping monkey puppet? You should!

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread - this just in: Did someone piss in YOUR Cheerios? Find out tonight on the 5 o'clock news

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread - this just in: Count Chocula has a GERBIL PROBLEM! (Just like Richard Gere!)

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread - We didn't think it was possible, but Count Chocula both sucks AND blows!!

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread - Where the hell are you Paint?

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread - Where CC is the attention-seeking e-whore & LL is the drama queen

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread - "OMG, OH NOES! My cheap toaster might spontaneously combust because I didn't spend the extra money for a godly one!"

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread - secret, never-before revealed pictures of Max inside!!!

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread - "which makes me the woman; and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which is strictly a comfort thing."

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread - "To alcohol: the cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems!"

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread - "Has the earth gotten warmer? It would be great to know that... that would be a very convenient truth."

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread - Oy with the poodles already!

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread - A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread - Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread - It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread - I am so smart, I am so smart, s-m-r-t....I mean s-m-A-r-t.

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread - There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson.

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread - That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread - Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life have been without it?

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread - There's no shame in being a pariah.

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread - Who are you calling a cootie queen? You lint-licker!

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread - Paint's in the shower! Quick, somebody get the camera!

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread - I could wish for my ass to be made of ice cream, but that doesn't make me a hot fudge sundae!

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread - Relax. Those pious morons are too busy talking to their phony baloney god.

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread - Attempted murder, really, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread - Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep...in a giant blender.

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread - And as for your case, don't you worry. I've argued in front of every judge in the state. Sometimes as a lawyer.

Mal and Paint's Chat Thread - ...and that fluffy kitten played with that ball of string, all through the night. And on a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered...

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Party - Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa Claus.

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Party - Bonjour, you cheese-eating surrender-monkeys!

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Party - I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Party - Fire can be our friend; whether it's toasting marshmallows or raining down on Charlie.

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Party - A prayer in a public school? God has no place within these walls, just like facts don't have a place within an organized religion.

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Party - Can't you people take the law into your own hands? I mean, we can't be policing the entire city!

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Party - you don't have the sense that god gave a donut, do you?

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Party - I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman.

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Party - please don't lick your horse

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Party - this just in: dzap is sharing his feelings. QUICK, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Party - this just in: Lamb Chop is awesome!

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Party - this just in: we're vicious!

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Party - this just in: the dog's gonna die from an overheated sweater! OMG, OH NO! EVERYBODY PANIC!

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Party - this just in: V.V's water-sloshing in the pool!

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Party - this just in: thikthird's a big whiny, cry-baby

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Party - I love the smell of napalm in the morning!

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Party - Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Party - Just for you Al: Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Party - Something's going on here... I can feel it in my nuggets

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Party - Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Party - I don't like your parents, and I think that Jell-o gave me a fake phone number

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Party - no, we are not in cahoots with a serial killer

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Party - this just in: FD is going to teach us some of her famous moves!

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Party - this just in: this thread title will change again in half an hour

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Party - this just in: Count Chocula is a big cry-baby

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Party - we miss you, Phoenix! You're such a little booger!

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Party - help damsel pick out a new avatar!!

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Party - this just in: the lizard has a rumbly in her tumbly

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Party - this just in: everybody squish the rat!

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Party - this just in: DAMN YOU PAINT!

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Party - this just in: dzap is a sheep

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Party - this just in: Fantastic Mr. Fox is extra fantastic!

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Party - this just in: burritos make EVERYTHING all better!

Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Party - this just in: MLV is all out of puns!

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Mal and Paint's Official Chat Thread - this just in: Mal is now ready for bed - who will go with her?

Mal and Paint's Official Chat Thread - this just in: Mal is not ready to go to bed yet

Mal and Paint's Official Chat Thread - this just in: Paint wants to go to bed (with...)

Mal and Paint's Official Chat Thread - this just in: Arj is in for a stomach ache tonight!

Mal and Paint's Official Chat Thread - this just in: Paint is a glutton for punishment

Mal and Paint's Official Chat Thread - this just in: DO NOT use urbandictionary... EVER!

Mal and Paint's Official Chat Thread - this just in: notintended walks, quacks and looks like a duck

Mal and Paint's Official Chat Thread - this just in: notintended is bi

Mal and Paint's Official Chat Thread - this just in: BackAgain is playing with his potato

Mal and Paint's Official Chat Thread - this just in: BackAgain's panties are pink and frilly!

Mal and Paint's Official Chat Thread - we're having a pantyless party, just for you!

Mal and Paint's Official Chat Thread - we're having a pantsless party, woot!

Mal and Paint's Official Chat Thread - watch out for skydivingcows!

Mal's Official Chat Thread - DNC likes to be called buttercup and Rat would like to be squished

Mal's Official Chat Thread - DNC has just reached an all-time low

Mal's Official Chat Thread - where we're debating whether or not debates suck

Mal's Official Chat Thread - BackAgain is a cradle robber!

Mal and Paint's Official Chat Thread - BackAgain is a cradle robber!

Mal and Paint's Official Chat Thread - Paint is a complete and total MORON

Mal and Paint's Official Chat Thread - drunken psychopaths on the loose

Mal and Paint's Official Chat Thread - this just in: dzap says Fbol is for pansies!

Mal and Paint's Official Chat Thread - this just in: KARA IS BACK!!!!

Mal and Paint's Official Chat Thread - this just in: it's time to get drunk

Mal and Paint's Official Chat Thread - this just in: it's time to go make dinner

Mal and Paint's Official Chat Thread - this just in: Moo secretly wants to marry a hillbilly

Mal and Paint's Official Chat Thread - this just in: Paint is the captain general of space balls for Mt. Flubba Bubba

Mal and Paint's Official Chat Thread - this just in: FrogStar has big eyes

Mal and Paint's Official Chat Thread - We're Proud of Our Privates

Mal and Paint's Official Chat Thread - this is not the farking Beverly Hillbillies

Mal and Paint's Official Chat Thread - this just in: Phoenix is a big whiner!

Mal and Paint's Official Chat Thread - this just in: Phoenix is no longer banned!

Mal and Paint's Official Chat Thread - this just in: It's cold and rainy outside

Mal and Paint's Official Chat Thread - We're all sleeping. Yes, that's right, we DO sleep.

Mal and Paint's Official Chat Thread - We're all sleeping, please leave a message after the beep

Mal and Paint's Official Chat Thread - this just in: dzap and Paint are going to bed (together)

Mal and Paint's Official Chat Thread - this just in: Paint is an idiot

Mal and Paint's Official Chat Thread - this just in: Paint needs lube!

Mal and Paint's Official Chat Thread - this just in: Paint can't perform with an audience...

Mal and Paint's Official Chat Thread - this just in: Paint can't fire straight!

Mal and Paint's Official Chat Thread - this just in: ARJ IS HERE!!

Mal and Paint's Official Chat Thread - this just in: DNC = Captain Obvious

Mal and Paint's Official Chat Thread - CUPCAKE! WE NEED YOU!

Mal and Paint's Official Chat Thread - this just in: dzap also secretly loves Clay Aiken

Mal and Paint's Official Chat Thread - this just in: notintended isn't changing her underwear

Mal and Paint's Official Chat Thread - this just in: Paint is secretly in love with Clay Aiken

Mal and Paint's Official Chat Thread - this just in: Paint's door swings the other way...

Mal and Paint's Official Chat Thread: It's all for you, V.V!

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