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:bump: there should be some good stories after the holidays
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Getting less and less sleep each week... but it's worth it ;)
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what?! you could have taken advantage of it and now you are the one refusing?
Where did you leave your man card?
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That's been tried several times. She just rolls her eyes. We've been on a once-a-week visit lately.
I did, however, give her a taste of her own medicine. She went to a friend's going-away party so...
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This morning I had gotten out of the shower and was finishing up getting ready when I hear a knock on the door. Thinking it was my 3yo getting out of bed I opened the door and saw no one there. I...
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I did the right thing... making her wait for it definitely worked to my advantage. It's not something I would do often, but this time it really worked out... twice.
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:roll: It's got bump and jiggle all rolled into one! :whee:
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shameless bump!
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I need to come up with a different solution then. I guess I'll have to start forgetting to wash her clothes and leave behind only sexy panties again... I'll take what I can get.
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Yes. You're missing the fact that she'll start her own points system and you will lose. She'll start with "Pushing two children through my vagina: 1 million points each. Start catching up,...
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:lmao:
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Were you afraid he'd explode when he finally got some?
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:roll:
That reminds me of the restroom this morning. From a stall I hear a little girl say:
"Mommy, I'll poopy!"
"No honey, you don't need to poopy."
"Mommy will poopy?"
"No honey, mommy...
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With my track record I think it's better to wait until she gives me the okay in the first place, or when she's really really drunk. I'm pushing for the latter.
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You know that is never going to work, XL.
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1 day without sex = 1,000 pts for me
I've caught up and lapped her by now.
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watch latest entourage episode, it has great tips for your goal
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That's why you make home videos?
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I'm sorry for your loss.
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Or carrier?
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:bump:
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god, if you are all mighty, please put a live cam in the his kitchen tonight
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:crylol:
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No neuroses of your own? No problem, I'm sure someone here can loan you one. :P
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found this gif and i had to find the perfect place to use it
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Short attention span if 15 minutes is too long to wait.
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does this count as tmi :scratch:
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I think Jockey did the right thing. His wife shouldn't have complete control over their sex life like that.
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:applause:
all of them :nod:
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:iagree:
WTF? Has getting laid made you un-funny? I think your wife should withhold sex for 7 years now.
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:crylol:
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thats not funny. you better start making stuff up before this thread becomes like every other one:P
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I suspect she'll find a way to subtract point from you for knocking her up. :lol:
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So OT's are worth 5PT's but going a day without anything is worth 200 times that? :nono:
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You do realize that she will end up like the airlines and change the redemption values in the middle of the promotion?
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Maybe that can be my thing, trying to find a thing.
Did you post this to your local craigslist under "Missed Connections"?
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Yup, still getting some.
Nope, still not allowed to piitb.
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Getting home last Friday and dealing with the wrath wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. We basically argued from the time I walked in (around 2:30 or so) until dinner (around 5:30). In the middle...
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:lol: I haven't read this thread in forever
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Seriously? How long has it been now?
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