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:comfort: for your ouchie, but your well written story made made me laugh!
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If your tooth is looking anything like his, you may be waiting on that 'evening' for awhile. :roll:
:comfort:
http://i42.tinypic.com/91b2fb.jpg
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:lol: that sucks but it is quite funny. I would have laughed so hard if I were to witness that :)
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I think the counter is up to a few weeks now :(
Supposedly I need anger management. I'm supposed to see if our insurance covers it. I asked her about marriage counseling instead, but nope, anger...
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well you might try showing her the Addams Family Values movie and tell her that you could be like Uncle Fester if you got some on a daily basis.
In that way you wouldn't even need anger...
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:roll:
That reminds me of the restroom this morning. From a stall I hear a little girl say:
"Mommy, I'll poopy!"
"No honey, you don't need to poopy."
"Mommy will poopy?"
"No honey, mommy...
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Yeah, she's a cute one, but I think she likes to pick on me. Maybe mommy is feeding her questions, like "Daddy, how come your hair is turning gray?" I told her it was because my life would be too...
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This morning I had gotten out of the shower and was finishing up getting ready when I hear a knock on the door. Thinking it was my 3yo getting out of bed I opened the door and saw no one there. I...
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:lol: She sounds very determined and like a real go getter, which in the right situation can be a plus! Cute story. :)
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So just an FYI, not only did I get some again, but apparently she's already planning for the next time. Her words were "I think once a week is a good start. Right?" She's even talking about going...
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I did the right thing... making her wait for it definitely worked to my advantage. It's not something I would do often, but this time it really worked out... twice.
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:facepalm2:
Crap XL! Grow a pair and tell the wife to get into the bedroom, take off her clothes, lay on the bed and to get ready, because you want some! :cool:
:lmao:
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You're an idiot.
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I'm not known to brag, but I've really been on my game the last few days. My wife can't get enough of me, and I'm doing my best to make sure she never wants to go through a dry spell again. I'm...
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:tongue:
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Blackout dates. :lol:
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Or carrier?
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XL,
You're doing it wrong. When the wife asks you take out the garbage, you say "Okay but I'll need a OT later." Or wants you to mow the lawn, you say "Okay but you're on top tonight.". Or when...
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Seriously? How long has it been now?
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I suspect she'll find a way to subtract point from you for knocking her up. :lol:
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Why? She loved every minute of it... which equates to 2 minutes total.
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About a week, maybe 9 days?
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Getting less and less sleep each week... but it's worth it ;)
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I hope there are some awesome christmas and new years stories coming up
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:facepalm: You have all the luck my friend.
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:facepalm:
Should have deleted the history or used private browsing.
:hug:
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:lol: I haven't read this thread in forever
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Getting home last Friday and dealing with the wrath wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. We basically argued from the time I walked in (around 2:30 or so) until dinner (around 5:30). In the middle...
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I think the "no arguing" thing is counteracting my discovered porn browsing. She's really been nice still. All it took was a really good backrub over the weekend to get her in the mood again. The...
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:roll: See that's much better
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his wife was also mad when he took care of himself..
sorry xljockey :( at least you got a reprieve during the dry spell :(
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Yup, still getting some.
Nope, still not allowed to piitb.
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I don't leave the bedroom, and I'll switch to plan B if plan A is taking too long (if she lets me). 3 nights ago it was Plan A for close to 30 minutes, and it just wasn't gonna happen for her. Not my...
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Great bump!
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Ladies, if you tell your man "Don't go yet, hold off a little longer" and he does, after about 15 minutes all bets are off. The fact that I've tripled my stamina should be good enough.
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:comfort: you'll learn to live vicariously through your kid
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found this gif and i had to find the perfect place to use it
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:crylol:
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She sent me a cleavage pic today, so there's that.
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In order to prepare the yard for the new playset to arrive sometime in the near future I found out that I was expected to clean up all the branches, including the gigantic pile behind the shed.
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